UC: OMG. this is amazing! I’m dying! JACOB in a TURTLENECK
Moon: I know!!!
UC: skin tight!?
Moon: SOOO great
UC: I’m dying and not even done yet!
Moon: dude so amazing. Jacob all BUFF!!! And his tattoo!
Moon: the Port Angeles movie scene!!
UC: I just realized that Taylor was in a henly and not a turtleneck (which is good.. cuz they’re kinda gay on guys) soo hot! Crushin’ on a 17 yr old!
Moon: TIGHT henly. I was like, “Get out of the way Edward”
Oh hey, sorry. We forgot about you for um, like 4 minutes and 39 seconds, sorry! Hey good job in that ET promo vid, by the way, you were clearly the focus of our thoughts while we were watching it…. No, no no.. you were! We promise! We don’t switch teams THAT fast!
We thought you looked AMAZINGLY *yum* and freshly showered in the vids.. which makes us gooey inside because our mind starts thinking about how one gets freshly showered.. and we realize you have to shower to get freshly showered… and in the shower you are not dressed and then…. WHOA.. when did we become 14 yr old boys? Anyway… we also loved hearing you talk about the story line……Okay… we’re stalling, confession time:
Seeing those two vids made us sympathize with Bella more. I KNOW! You never thought we’d say it because we never got the whole “Jacob” thing, but she has to choose between you and HIM!? Well duh! Everyone would pick Edward in the end, but helloooooo we’re CONSIDERING Jake for a second…! We think you have some competition…. and not just in fantasy movie-land. Taylor’s looking fine (uh, we ask that the cops would overlook the fact that we’re over 18 and Taylor is not, just for our blog-purposes, thx)
You know you’ll always have the #1 spot in our hearts, but we’re just confessing that we understand how Kristen is having a hard time choosing for awhile there. Wait… did we just say, Kristen? We meant Bella…. or…. did we?
So Bella is torn between Jacob and Edward- the guy who was always there for her versus the handsome, sexy newcomer…Doesn’t that sound like…Let’s try it this way:
Kristen is torn between the guy who was always there for her and the handsome, sexy newcomer… that does sound familiar….who could we be talking about…?
Just say no to the drama,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
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