Dear Rob,
The Quad had some time today for a little pow-wow to discuss the latest pictures of you out and about in Vancouver. I think it was something about finally chatting together again after almost a week of Quad silence that had us a lil’ rowdy and well, you’ll see…Moon called us “prude girl nasty.” So take that as you will.
Oh, and I got tired of calling our two friends Friend #1 & #2, so I named them EastFriend & WestFriend… cuz… one of them lives East & the other lives West (Just like Moon & I.. aww!)
Just like The Tuck, we have to have a catchy name. So we’ve entitled the following conversation, “The one about The Praise and Worship set”
Love,
UnintendedChoice for The Quad
Letter to Bobby Long
UC: where is MOON!?
WestFriend: she hates us? oh i know…
Moon has joined
WestFriend: she is banging rob
EastFriend: no she’s not. i am.
WestFriend: Moon, were…
UC: …you banging rob?
Moon: DUH! always am. like it’s MY JOB
WestFriend: oh…well it’s like my hobby
EastFriend: it’s my job…’til I meet Bobby Long.
WestFriend: no one has to PAY me to bang him
Moon: girl, thats a full time position
EastFriend: Long. his last name is very telling.
UC: i want to meet him too. he’s hot. i will draft him a letter. asking him to bang you and meet me for dinner
Moon: i bet he has a google alert for himself too [like Sam Bradley]
Riding Dirty
WestFriend: dude… I can’t stop looking at Rob. I love that he is wearing the Edward do out and about.
UC: does he have makeup on too? looks a little paler. he’s so thin. he really is. are we worried about him? EastFriend, our Quad mama? Are you worried?
Moon: he defs touches up the lip stain before he steps out
EastFriend: i am worried.
WestFriend: he is totally wearing makeup because his face looks so…flawless. i am jealous. i’m sorta hatin’
EastFriend: need to make sure he’s sleeping well (alone) and taking his vitamins.
UC: flawless. so jealous. i wish he’d get a big honkin’ pimple. just once, so i feel better about myself
WestFriend: “I see Rob’s faaace…I’m hatin’…”
Moon: He’s a boy..they defy all odds: weight, bad skin
EastFriend: WestFriend is singing.
Moon: riding DIRTY, huh?
WestFriend: “patrollin’…I’m trying to to ride Rob dirty”
“try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty…try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty”
Button-Fly:
WestFriend: I only have 20 minutes left 😦
EastFriend: ok. go. on the pictures. i have 20 min, too…where’s Moon?
WestFriend: banging rob. she said it was a full time POSITION. bow chicka bow wow. she doesn’t mess around
UC: i wrote some notes. So, it’s official, Rob has an iphone, and not a motorola series 2 from 1997 like I thought
WestFriend: which is banging hot
UC: at least we know the camera is clear enough to get hot pics of us in bed, when the time comes
Moon: the better to send me pics from
UC: we’ll send them to you guys, of course
EastFriend: he was using the phone as a prop– cause you KNOW he wasn’t talking to anyone. just shielding himself from the paps.
Here I go with my thoughts: his feet are huge. he wears button-flys (flies?)
UC: what are button-flies?
Moon: instead of zipper. very 1999
EastFriend: buttons–instead of zipper. no–very 1989.
Moon: seriously do they still make those?
WestFriend: i had some limited too button flies
EastFriend: it was the RAGE when I was in middle school
WestFriend: they were…HIP
EastFriend: I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!
Moon: like, i haven’t had a button fly pair in a decade
EastFriend: i never wore them…too hard to get off when you have to pee.
Moon: easier!! you just pull and let em rip
WestFriend: (WestFriend hides her button fly jeans she is wearing)...yeah…i haven’t worn them in a decade…
EastFriend: I love that Rob was working them.
Moon: they add extra bulk to the package area, JUST SAYING!!
UC: and if one button comes undone, well then, you know…it can slip out. Which is not a bad thing
WestFriend: he is so skinny…do you think that he got them at limited too, like me?
Moon: size 6x
WestFriend: Actually, i think those are MINE… which isn’t surprising because….you know how it is..
You know you want to read the rest. After the jump you’ll find why we named the set, learn about our dumpster dreams, discover who says “fudge” and wait, we might have discovered Rob’s one flaw?
The one where were name the set:
Moon: Rob is standing in front of a sign that says “A Night of Praise.” PRAISE SERVICE
EastFriend: PRAISE JESUS!
Moon: i couldn’t have planned that better myself
EastFriend: how ’bout the “push here to open” button covering his bootay?
WestFriend: Rob is POSING…
EastFriend: he is SO posing.
WestFriend: he just standing there
EastFriend: he knows the cameras are snapping.
Moon: in front of a church. its his secret sign to us
WestFriend: pretending to talk on the phone
UC: he’s like.. hell NO you don’t need a praise service when i’m around.
It is our secret sign. he knows we love talking sunday school
WestFriend: UC wins
UC: do you think he was whistling “come now is the time to worship?”
Moon: YES
UC: and texting kellan the lyrics?
Moon: he’s trying to convince me to be HIS accountability partner instead of kellan’s. i know his tricks
EastFriend: well, he has a lot to explain about this weekend… and be held accountable for…”Uh–I tapped Nikki’s ass…”
Moon: HAHAHAHA. amen. our “meetings” will just devolve into making out. over a copy of ‘the purpose driven life’
UC: on top of it
EastFriend: my purpose is his life.
Dumpster Dreams:
EastFriend: i’ve decided i’d rather not know about all these fan encounters. cause they enable my rage.
UC: they’re ruining it for us normal ppl who just want to blow him behind a dumpster
Moon: i’ve decided i may stop looking at set pics. i feel like im seeing TOO much
UC: Need to insert Non-Rob talk: i want to take off Ashley’s shirt and make her my girfriend
EastFriend: love the black bra
Moon: shes hot
UC: it’s my hand
WestFriend: i found my husband looking at pictures of her over the weekend, and i was ok with it
UC: haha. okay good cuz.. well, ya know.. you talk about tappin’ that w/ rob
Fudge & Proof:
EastFriend: um….this…
UC: PROOF
EastFriend: look at how she’s looking at him.
UC: she loves him
EastFriend: EXACTLY.
UC: “because she loves me”
EastFriend: she’s all, “can we just go get it on now?”
UC: fudge he looks hot. i don’t blame her
Moon: his other ONE outfit
UC: i say fudge now, btw
WestFriend: “you.me.bangin.now…PS…bring a bong”
EastFriend: BONG! WestFriend WINS!!!!!! she is totally eye-effing him.
Moon: i heard a dude say “fudge” the other day, and i was like ‘ya know how i know you’re gay?’
A new shirt:
EastFriend: (do we LOVE knowing that rob and sam will read this? cause they WILL and want to be our friends.). i’ll make them t-shirt…. They’ll buy it
Moon: cause WE’RE NORMAL
UC: THAT’S NORMAL
EastFriend: “I love The Quad” (with a heart instead of love)
UC: It needs to be tight
Moon: It’ll be Rob’s ONLY new shirt purchase in decades
The thin spot:
UC: um i have another note
WestFriend: i think rob would want to bang us
UC: that LAST pic w/ rob’s skinny ass? did you see the back of his head? i’ve noticed this before. I fear.. that he will go bald in that spot. Just there
Moon: oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
UC: it’s prob b/c of being on his back so much
WestFriend: he WILL go bald
UC: when i’m riding him
EastFriend: i’ve said it before–but it’s cause he’s got his hands in his hair so darn much.
WestFriend: but in bed…we wont see
UC: Right, we won’t see in bed
WestFriend: ask him to turn off the lights…it ain’t no thang
EastFriend: oh no–lights ON with him. so i can see his O face, when it’s 2 inches from mine.
WestFriend: ok…tell him to keep the beanie on
UC: Um, I have a birthday party to attend. and by birthday party i mean i have to sing happy bday in an office then come back to my desk
The End:
UC: can we discuss that he got a new shirt? clearly? he now has 2.
Moon: the plaid one? thats old
UC: no. a new T, I think. I just saw it recently…
WestFriend: rob…kills me. In a good way
UC: He hit up the canadian version of wal-mart- canuck-mart?
WestFriend has left
Moon: love that random last thought, WestFriend
Let’s say it all day “because she loves me.” (It’s been in my head since we discussed it.. grrr damn adorable Rob)
He is giving away his “britishness” with the button fly jeans…very English that is…”sigh”
By: brummilelover on April 21, 2009
at 8:04 am
ohhhh! so that’s not just 1987? that’s british!?
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:26 am
i consider myself quite the roboholic and i justtt came across this gem (that’s what she said). anyway, check it out. can’t believe i never saw it before!!!
By: punchedawerewolf on April 21, 2009
at 2:53 pm
I like to call it just easy access!!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:27 am
rob is so damn hot he makes anything look good! Im so in love with him, id give anything to meet him :)! Uc/moon you guys are amazing, keep up the good work! And please please let me know if there is any way i can contact/email/post rob… Rob is the hottest man alive. . Hugs, kim 🙂
By: kim on April 21, 2009
at 9:47 am
why is he sooo cute? he sounds like a gorgoeus version of jeery lewis, ” Becaue she loves me” LADY!!!!
By: izzy on April 21, 2009
at 9:33 pm
FYI-he was talkin’ to me…I’m one of his Canadian gal pals. (my husband doesn’t know).
By: Canadiangal on April 21, 2009
at 8:11 am
lucky!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:26 am
So I C&P’ed a bunch of shizz to highlight from the letter that I laughed at TONS – but I realized I just C&P’ed the whole damn thing.
Can I just say that I want to be best friends with The Quad? If I bring Ashley can I join?? (btw – totally had a Stewart-ian Slip and typed joinT.)
Anyway. This was epic and may be in my top 3 favorite posts of all time. True story.
I<3TheQuad. (I’m already looking on eBay, let me know when they shirts are available)
By: JBell on April 21, 2009
at 8:18 am
you bring Ash, Jbell.. you’re IN.. we’ll be the sextuplets then.. cuz.. ya know.. we wanna do it w/ rob
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:33 am
You said sextuplets. 😉
By: Pange on April 21, 2009
at 9:52 am
yes the shirts will be hot. I agree, I want one too. No wait, Rob and I will just share one. I will wear it to bed and he can complain when he goes to wear it the next time that my huge boobs stretched it out. and we will have makeup sex. because that is a fight right? Any sort of disagreements will require lots of makeup sex. “I don’t want waffles for breakfast, I want eggs” “well I made waffles, lets have makeup sex”….that is how I envision out life together.
By: Kristin on April 21, 2009
at 9:56 am
@Kristin. that it is a good vision!
By: vickyb on April 21, 2009
at 12:16 pm
Dear Girls,
Goooooood morning!
First: This is not a NEW shirt. Are photos that proof this. I don´t know where it is, but they are real (LOL).
Second: I just LOVE this button-flies. VERY sexy to unbutton. (Drool, fact!)
Brazilian hugs for all!
By: Maria Cristina on April 21, 2009
at 8:28 am
This was like a Rob-Stream-of-Consciousness-Buffet. Huh-larious.
And anytime y’all reference Robert Pattinson and The Gaithers…well, that’s just fine, family entertainment right there.
“He touched me and made me whole…”
Indeed.
By: lula34 on April 21, 2009
at 8:32 am
why did you get spammed?
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:25 am
My name got all kinds of changed up in here. I just realized why.
Continue with the praise and worship.
By: lula34 on April 21, 2009
at 11:18 am
Did you just refer to me as spam? As in pounding spam? Dude.
My name got all kinds of changed up in here. I just realized why.
Continue with the praise and worship.
By: lula34 on April 21, 2009
at 11:19 am
Apparently there’s 2 of me, leaving similar comments at the same time. Sigh…
By: lula34 on April 21, 2009
at 11:20 am
I think the button fly’s are sexy as hell.
The whole “thin spot” debate cracked me up. Where is Ron Popeil and his GLH spray when you need it? http://www.onlyhairloss.com/glh/
And UC, I totally say fudge all the time…gotta watch my mouth around the kiddos ya know…:-)
By: Sass on April 21, 2009
at 8:36 am
I take it one step further and say “Fudge Buckets” or Fudge a Duck…don’t ask I have NO Idea where I came up with it…I think cause it has the F sound and the uck sound but you know I am not saying them together hahahaha
By: brummilelover on April 21, 2009
at 8:56 am
I totally do the whole “good lord love a duck” around the kids. and “freakin'” usually replaces f*ck, and I always say “shut the front door”. Classics I tell ya. My favorite are the people who say Jesus H Christ. Like the middle initial makes it all better. heehee 🙂
By: Kristin on April 21, 2009
at 9:57 am
I’ve got to stop reading this page at work. I’m doing the whole laugh/ugly cry thing. I even had to bring out tissues. Dear HHH.
I’m with JBell, I had a whole bunch C & P, but doesn’t work so well when it’s 90% of the post.
This was almost better than Robporn.
By: Pange on April 21, 2009
at 8:37 am
…almost… LOL
By: JBell on April 21, 2009
at 8:38 am
Well, truly, there is nothing bettah than Robporn. Except possibly, RobIRL.
By: Pange on April 21, 2009
at 8:43 am
nope.. we’re better than rob IRL… true story
🙂
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:34 am
I can vouch for that! Amen,
By: vickyb on April 21, 2009
at 12:18 pm
I’m sitting at my desk absolutely hysterical when I should be working. I’m also frightened. 1) because I might get fired for not doing my work and 2) because I’ve thought some of these exact same thoughts about Rob. Scary that we all have them. Um, yeah. I must remember to only read LTR when I’m not at work. You guys are gonna be the death of me yet! If I get fired can I help you not stalk him? Huh, huh, huh? P.S. I think the little blue plaid shirt with the purple/lavendar/maroon (???) stripe running through it is new. Awwwww.
By: Christine on April 21, 2009
at 8:39 am
if you get fired we will hire you. except that we pay nothing. cuz we make nothing. is that okay?
🙂
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:25 am
Awesome you girls are so good at what you do…Now I’M scared of that spot with potential of balding…not that it’ll stop me from tapping that ass but still…LOL
By: krazykidd on April 21, 2009
at 8:40 am
Breaking Dawn news on ew.com this morning:
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/04/breaking-dawn-n.html
It may not be a “go” yet, but you can’t tell me that they’re gonna throw away millions of potential dollars (and euro, pounds, yen, etc) because of explicit birth and sex scenes.
By: Pange on April 21, 2009
at 8:50 am
Just make it Rated R! For EF’s sake!
By: Marta on April 21, 2009
at 9:36 am
If memory serves me the right, there was no explicit sex in BD. Just a fade to black… unless you count me laying there and filling in the blanks myself!
By: Amber on April 21, 2009
at 9:52 am
ROFLMBO. Notice I said butt and not A**? That’s in honor of the UC fudge. Cleaning it up a bit. Awesome fun this morning ladies. Thanks.
I’ve noticed the slight thinning spot on his head before too. I’m not too worried about it and this is why.
He is a hairy guy. LOVE IT! But as he gets older said hair may creep down and around to the back and up to the ears. YUCK!
So maybe if he is showing a slight bald spot now that means that he won’t be sporting the manhair sweater later in life.
Does my random, non-scientific thinking make any sense?
By: therealrobzilla on April 21, 2009
at 8:58 am
how does the old saying go…men who are bald on top “think” they are great lovers..men bald in the back are lol
By: brummilelover on April 21, 2009
at 9:02 am
yep.. gotta keep it clean. oh but that won’t stop me from saying explicit things that i want to do behind a dumpster
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:35 am
We have to keep it clean? FRICK!
By: WastingTheMorning on April 21, 2009
at 10:23 am
The quad does it again! Thanks for verbalising my thoughts as usual.
By: Verity on April 21, 2009
at 9:00 am
no prob!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:35 am
Epic Win. Buttonflies… Limited Too…Praise… Proof…”Because She loves me”… Completely Epic Win.
And the church pics… total proof that Rob reads the site.
Dear Rob,
I’ve asked God for signs before. He’s never let me down. Now here you go, one upping the man. On April 10, 2009 (Good Friday) at 11:22pm i wrote: “p.s. i am praying for some ‘rob pattinson entering church’ pics for twilight theater.” Omniscience? Who knows. At the very least this proves you read LTR. such a sneaky angel you are. It’s like your saying, “oh yeah God, two can play at this game.” Well know what i say… keep on playing, player. Now, what if i were to say… i’m jonesing for a pic of either you or kstew eating an ice cream cone to TwiTheatre to. Hmmm? Ask and you shall receive right?
make me say Amen,
Calli
By: calliope on April 21, 2009
at 9:00 am
Calli –
“its like saying, ‘oh yeah God, two can play at this game…Well know what i say keep on playing, player”
LMAO
“make me say Amen” – priceless
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:19 am
LOVE IT! Delicious again Calli (Beastie Boys quote BTW)..
By: WastingTheMorning on April 21, 2009
at 10:26 am
Oh no, he won’t go bald!!! Please don’t ever think about s/t like that, it scares me…Because really, he wouldn’t look too good without the precious SexHair that I love so much (not that I wouldn’t still do him ;))!
So I’ve decided it’s just a hair whirl (is that a word at all???) and BASTA!
By: junsikat on April 21, 2009
at 9:01 am
So wait, does it make me cool or uncool, in the eyes of the Quad, that I had my 10 year old, Button-Fly, GAP jeans on yesterday?
I NEED TO BE VALIDATED BY THE QUAD OR I CAN’T GO ON!
By: therealrobzilla on April 21, 2009
at 9:08 am
oh.. you’re REALLY cool for wearing those jeans, in my mind… b/c they’re 10 yrs old? and they still fit!?
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:36 am
LOL! They are just now fitting again. 2 kids made them snug for a while. They were my “hope jeans” LOL!
By: therealrobzilla on April 21, 2009
at 9:49 am
Holy crap you ladies rock my socks off! And I KNOW I’m not alone when I say I ❤ “I .> Wait that didn’t come out right…Wait…that TOTALLY came out right!
Your feisty-ness is contagious!!
By: dawnzilla on April 21, 2009
at 9:14 am
Woah, comments don’t [heart] my <3’s *sob*
What was SUPPOSED to ‘come out’ was:
I [heart] “I [heart] the Quad” shirts! I know that if you make them, Rob will come.
By: dawnzilla on April 21, 2009
at 9:18 am
we just know he’d wear one every day
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:36 am
“patrollin’…I’m trying to to ride Rob dirty”
“try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty…try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty”
Best.Line.Ever!
By: Jena on April 21, 2009
at 9:18 am
He’s still wearing those NIKES!!! But I do love the non-leather jacket. Scrumptious.
Can I just say Ashely smokin hott in that picture??
By: RhoJo on April 21, 2009
at 9:18 am
I would totally rock an “I love the quad” shirt.
Just sayin’.
By: LabTwerd on April 21, 2009
at 9:19 am
I love how the letters are labeled like episodes of “Friends”. ROTFLMAO!
By: Jena on April 21, 2009
at 9:20 am
UC: “That’s my hand” LMAO!
I love the whole thing, I keep picking out my fave parts but realizing I love the whole thing.
By: Jena on April 21, 2009
at 9:26 am
haha… yes.. i had to bring out a friends episode reference!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:37 am
Mornin Ladies –
what a great post to wake up to this morning. Now I can’t get out of my head
“patrollin’…I’m trying to to ride Rob dirty”
“try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty…try to catch me ridin’ rob dirty”
And the caption under Rob with makeup “Painted his lips to keep the crazies away. (Didn’t work)” LMAO
Button Fly – yes please!!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:26 am
dont ask me why but I thought this said “mormon ladies” I read the whole think thinking…what does this have to do with mormons? Do they like button flies specifically?
LOL
By: Kristin on April 21, 2009
at 10:01 am
So sign me up for an “I ❤ the Quad” shirt…you guys totally made my morning with today’s post! I agree with JBell on it being a top 3 post…
By: ashwood902 on April 21, 2009
at 9:28 am
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/03/i-wanna-do-real-bad-things-with-you.html
did you see this?! *swoon*
THUD
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:35 am
for.reals.
when he talks about the sex part – damnnnnnn
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:45 am
Oh man. It’s too early for that video. I think I blacked out for a second.
When he bites his lip in that red carpet clip at the end….*shiver*
*swoon*
By: Pange on April 21, 2009
at 9:59 am
Thank you, maam, can I have another???
ps. I’m jones’n for a shirt
By: vespagal on June 24, 2009
at 1:12 am
The Quad rules! Make those shirts, girls! We will buy them!
This had me laughing out loud: “Moon: i heard a dude say “fudge” the other day, and i was like ‘ya know how i know you’re gay?’” Not that the whole thing wasn’t hilarious, ’cause it totally was.
By: Steph on April 21, 2009
at 9:37 am
that’s my fav. part too.. so random
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:38 am
Many LOLz. Thanx for makin’ my morning!
And, um, I hate to rain on anyone’s parade, and I know you HAD to talk about the pap pic of the 2 of them, but that was totally staged. LET ME ESPLAIN!
I was catching up on all my Twi-sites last night, and EVERYONE had pretty much the SAME stories. I forget who had the one about the pap pic explanation, but basically they posed for a pic to appease the guy and, of course, he wanted to snap more so there’s a big difference between the 2 that were taken. They were being nice and then they got annoyed.
By: Marta on April 21, 2009
at 9:40 am
I love that everyone loves Breaking it Down so much.. b/c it’s so much fun to do. I wish I could just post the entire conversation.. b/c it was twice this long and I had to cut out so much.
no one has mentioned my fav part yet… i’ll just wait and see if someone does:)
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:40 am
lmfao The fact that everyone completely ignored you when you said –
UC: it’s prob b/c of being on his back so much
UC: when i’m riding him
BEST.
By: JBell on April 21, 2009
at 9:44 am
ppl always ignore me 😦
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:46 am
Not True…shhhh you are my fav East Coast LTR ladie type person!
By: brummilelover on April 21, 2009
at 10:37 am
ummm yea I can read and write proper sometimes (LADY tee hee)
By: brummilelover on April 21, 2009
at 10:38 am
This should go at the end of the letter(s) STAT.
By: JBell on April 21, 2009
at 9:40 am
Aww – I want him!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:43 am
i should have asked you last night- i looked everywhere for that (for like a whole 30 seconds.. till i got bored.. ) adding it NOW
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 9:47 am
“he’s like.. hell NO you don’t need a praise service when i’m around.
It is our secret sign. he knows we love talking sunday school”
I’ve already read thru this 3 times but everytime I crack up at this part!!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:45 am
Button flys are the best! Your right unbotton the top then rip the rest!
He is so yummy! It’s about time he put the hot pockets down and came out side!
You guys bag me up!!!! The Quad it the best!
PS. I dont thinks it’s a bald spot, I am going to go with bed-head!
By: Mandi on April 21, 2009
at 9:46 am
I wish I could see the huge goofy smile that’s on my face when I read these, but then again maybe I don’t.
UC: …you banging rob?
Moon: DUH! always am. like it’s MY JOB
By: Annie on April 21, 2009
at 9:51 am
take a pic of your goofy smile!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 10:06 am
Good morning!
I just love when the Quad have some chat!
I ❤ the Quad [+1]
Button Fly’s?!? Please and Thanks.
Today is a holiday in Brazil and DH is in momma’s house with DD. So I’m alone at home all day long. It’s raining. It’s a typical autumn’s day. I’ll just grab myself a cup of cappuccino and use my Xtra time to read this again and start reading some ~hot~ fanfic.
Yes… I’m avoiding RL. Today I’m specially avoiding MIL’s house. LOL
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 21, 2009
at 9:54 am
LOL – on avoiding the MIL’s house!!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:56 am
Dear Rob,
Never get rid of the shiteous Nikes. Promise.
Love, me
By: Amber on April 21, 2009
at 9:54 am
“EastFriend: i’ve decided i’d rather not know about all these fan encounters. cause they enable my rage.”
“UC: they’re ruining it for us normal ppl who just want to blow him behind a dumpster”
seriously! lol
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 9:55 am
and there it is.. my fav part
🙂
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 10:07 am
That’s my favorite part, too.
I’m already checking out random dumpsters in Austin…is all I’m sayin’.
By: lula34 on April 21, 2009
at 11:29 am
can i come?
that’s what she said
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 11:49 am
I cracked up at that, too! You remind me of my sis-n-law (that’s a compliment, btw). Your dry, self-effacing humor is the best. I’m sorry if you felt ignored! 🙂
By: Steph on April 21, 2009
at 11:50 am
Soooo… is it not normal to have a Google Alert on your name? Not that I do, it’s just, I got this friend…
By: Amber on April 21, 2009
at 9:58 am
lol well Amber, tell your friend that “iT’S NORMAL!” and everything will be ok
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:03 am
That’s Normal
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 10:07 am
That should be a shirt. “That’s normal.”
Cafepress that quick like!
By: pinkfluffgirl on April 21, 2009
at 3:50 pm
“UC: they’re ruining it for us normal ppl who just want to blow him behind a dumpster”
I love you for that. I love when my exact thoughts can be found in someone elses head and they say them.
Can’t stop laughing.
By: Just a Girl on April 21, 2009
at 9:59 am
“UC: they’re ruining it for us normal ppl who just want to blow him behind a dumpster”
LMAO!!!!!! Priceless!! Def. my favorite part!!! HAHAHAHAHA
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:01 am
Hi Dany!! *waves*
…”blow him behind a dumpster”… IS the best part!
Ditto!
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 21, 2009
at 10:04 am
It can be a gang attack! lol
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:13 am
Oh yeah
I don’t mind and I think he doesn’t mind either
LOL
By: giselifreitas on April 21, 2009
at 10:31 am
Button fly = Chess King. can i get a hell yeah????
By: 2far2care on April 21, 2009
at 10:02 am
And he’s wearing the Nikes!!! Can those picture get any more perfect?
…well I suppose they can always have ME in them, but given the circumstances…
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:04 am
I’ve read this letter like 3 times now and I have laughed outloud in a different spot each time.
The quad has given us an epic post. This is history in the making folks. ❤ you guys!
By: Kristin on April 21, 2009
at 10:07 am
history in the making. LOVES IT
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 11:50 am
I Love love love love it when you break things down vanity fair style. But what the break down brought full circle for me, despite all the wonderful, delicious Rob talk, is the understanding someone else has for silly a$$ “office parties”, where I must explain that:
“I have a birthday party to attend. and by birthday party i mean i have to sing happy bday in an office then come back to my desk”.
Nice to know someone else understands the rediculousness of it all. But who doesn’t love cake?
By: Janetrigs on April 21, 2009
at 10:14 am
the cake was so good. and i kicked ass singing “happy birthday”
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 11:51 am
later ladies – RL calls!
By: lynz07 on April 21, 2009
at 10:15 am
Bye Lynz07!!! btw, I’m following you on twitter now (I’m danyspike) 🙂
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:16 am
It’s also totally normal to hit CTR + F on websites and search for your name. Especially on sites that have hundreds of comments on one day….
Once again, my friend… silly girl!
By: Amber on April 21, 2009
at 10:16 am
yeah, we all have silly friends!!! LoL I have one that now has internet in her cell phone just to be able to follow things on twitter…Crazy people, right??
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:18 am
I’ve got one of those friends too! lol
By: Valerie on April 21, 2009
at 10:27 am
Loving this post, Quad, you crack me up!
Um, so I wasn’t the only noticing the button fly yesterday when looking at these pics! lol I’m so glad.
Rob,
I just got an iPhone a couple of weeks ago too! If you want to come over and we can try to figure out our phones together, I’m all for it!
Love,
Me
By: Valerie on April 21, 2009
at 10:20 am
Morning all!
Awesome Quad talk…
I like the dumpster talk and this was my fav line:
“you.me.bangin.now…PS…bring a bong”
OHHHH, that’s EXACTLY what she was sayin’ with those F-me eyes.
Gotta go pick up my dog from the vet, he’s been de-balled.
By: SnMLamb on April 21, 2009
at 10:21 am
I forgot about “You banging me, Bring a Bong”
Classic.
By: Janetrigs on April 21, 2009
at 10:23 am
LMBO!!!! Deballed!
By: therealrobzilla on April 21, 2009
at 10:44 am
NEW CHAPTER OF ALE just posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: SnMLamb on April 21, 2009
at 10:21 am
Great Letter today UC.
Only one complaint. We don’t type out B.Long’s name. NO!!!!! What if he reads the drunken late letters I posted to him. What if he finds out about the wedding in space. I’m going to his show Thurday and hope doen’t find out about my love. I think I am gonna have to keep my crazy love for him on the DL until then. Maybe I need to change my name to protect the crazy. 🙂
“Moon: they add extra bulk to the package area, JUST SAYING!!
UC: and if one button comes undone, well then, you know…it can slip out. Which is not a bad thing”
Love that part. Those are my thought concerning the button fly jeans.
Dear Rob,
Please forget to button all the buttons on your jeans just once. I wanna a sneak peak at the Pattinson Family Jewels.
Love,
Carrie
By: Carrie on April 21, 2009
at 10:23 am
oops.. sorry.. well, maybe it’ll seal the deal w/ you and Bobby.. although you’ll have to fight EastFriend for him!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 11:52 am
No worries. I’m tough. Can take about EastFriend. I’m from the mean streets of Alabama.
By: Carrie on April 21, 2009
at 12:26 pm
“Painted his lips to keep the crazies away. (Didn’t work)”
What?
Besides, I think the crazies love it more with the painted lips.
By: Janetrigs on April 21, 2009
at 10:33 am
AND crazies can paint other parts of his body with their lipsticks
LOL
By: Giseli on April 21, 2009
at 10:37 am
@UC – When you said you were waiting for someone to mention your favorite part, I just KNEW it was the dumpster comment. That was the best line of all IMO (but I have a dirty dirty mind)!
BTW, I was listening to my Muse CD in the car yesterday and had a duh moment. Um hello? Now I know where you got your name. So I take it Rob is your unintended choice…
By: WastingTheMorning on April 21, 2009
at 10:41 am
YAY! you got it… it really had nothing to do with Rob.. i was just listening to that song A LOT when i needed a fake name… thus… chosen:) you’re the first person who mentioned it- one other mentioned it via email!
By: unintendedchoice on April 21, 2009
at 11:53 am
alright girls, I gotta go!!! hugs!
By: Dany on April 21, 2009
at 10:43 am