The Best of Robert Pattinson (aka: I can’t get through Monday without this)

Dear Rob,

Never stop being you, k?

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks for reminding me of this amazing video, Myria!

Oh why the hell not? I’m feeling generous, and it IS a Monday… Part 2:

Thanks to Joy, the amazing creator of these two vids!

People have been begging us to “Break Down” the DVD commentary “vanity-fair-style.” Literal BEGGING has occurred- tears have been spilt, promises have been made…. so we gave it a whirl this past week. See how it turned out after the jump:

The (almost) Breaking Down the commentary Vanity-Fair Style

Amiga #1: anyway…can we talk about how I wanted to bang rob in the commentary
UC: Yes! let’s get that discussion going or else we’re gonna lose steam
Amiga #1: because I sorta really wanted to. so I called him up…
Amiga #2: I wanted to bang him a year ago when you bitches didn’t even know him, but whatever… bygones.
Moon: this is commentary discussion?
Amiga #1: and he jumped on over and jumped on top of me in one magnificent bound. he has good aim.

Amiga #2: by the way–I am listening to D’Angelo now.
UC: let me get out my commentary notes
Moon: HOW DOOOESS IIITTT FEEEELLL
Amiga #1: it feels pretty good actually. if you know what I am sayin
Moon: I’m talking about D’Angelo!
Amiga #1: I’m talking about Rob…

Amiga #1: is that billy burke in the background gangsterin’ it up?
Moon: good god poor kid
UC: is it? looks like his eyes but nothing else
Amiga #1: i am pretty dang sure
UC: that’s his bodyguard apparently
Amiga #1: my “twi-sense” is tingling
Moon: my how the times have changed. couldn’t beg anyone last yr and now they have to have curtains up
Amiga #1: that sounds scandalous
Moon: must suck to be a PA on that set. Rob looks like a looney on that car- laughing all maniacly
UC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!
Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was mingling
UC: and then Rob was like “whoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”
Moon: and a BODYGAURD?
Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last year
UC: hello….I said a funny joke
Moon: you did
UC: even though it’s not that funny cuz my boobs are that small. Okay, Amiga #1 has limited time and i have a lot of work. let’s be productive. this is a business meeting about the commentary

Amiga #2: yes ma’am.
Moon: we can hit half of it? this might be a two-part discussion anyway. I think we should all watch it on the phone together. Where is Amiga #1?
Amiga #1: I am still wondering if I can see myself in that car with him. He told me to hide…since we had a quickie and all
UC: haa. i ❤ you. i would like to video chat with you all and also rob
Amiga #1: i dont want you to see my face as i talk. it is weird
UC: i just think a video chat would bring The Quad to a whole new level. I don’t want you to see me either. i have fat face when i talk and sometimes i pick my nose
Amiga #1: and my voice is weird
Amiga #2: my face is fat.
Moon: yea we could watch the dvd on chat!!!!!!!

Amiga #1: well, I am off to eat something
UC: of course. Say hi to your g-ma for me
Amiga #1: i lied. I am not going to see gma. I just didn’t want to make you jealous
Amiga #2: you’re going home for a nooner. awesome. Noooooooner.

Unfortunately all those desperate to hear our insightful take on the commentary are going to have to wait a little bit longer. I’m not sure what was in the water, but something made us completely unproductive on this day (Not 100% true.. you gotta admit that Kristen-flashing joke was pretty much WIN)  xoxo- UC