Posted by: Bekah | April 13, 2009

The Best of Robert Pattinson (aka: I can’t get through Monday without this)

Dear Rob,

Never stop being you, k?

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks for reminding me of this amazing video, Myria!

Oh why the hell not? I’m feeling generous, and it IS a Monday… Part 2:

Thanks to Joy, the amazing creator of these two vids!

People have been begging us to “Break Down” the DVD commentary “vanity-fair-style.” Literal BEGGING has occurred- tears have been spilt, promises have been made…. so we gave it a whirl this past week. See how it turned out after the jump:

The (almost) Breaking Down the commentary Vanity-Fair Style

Amiga #1: anyway…can we talk about how I wanted to bang rob in the commentary
UC: Yes! let’s get that discussion going or else we’re gonna lose steam
Amiga #1: because I sorta really wanted to. so I called him up…
Amiga #2: I wanted to bang him a year ago when you bitches didn’t even know him, but whatever… bygones.
Moon: this is commentary discussion?
Amiga #1: and he jumped on over and jumped on top of me in one magnificent bound. he has good aim.

Amiga #2: by the way–I am listening to D’Angelo now.
UC: let me get out my commentary notes
Moon: HOW DOOOESS IIITTT FEEEELLL
Amiga #1: it feels pretty good actually. if you know what I am sayin
Moon: I’m talking about D’Angelo!
Amiga #1: I’m talking about Rob…

rob-in-car-on-school-set-new-moon
Amiga #1: is that billy burke in the background gangsterin’ it up?
Moon: good god poor kid
UC: is it? looks like his eyes but nothing else
Amiga #1: i am pretty dang sure
UC: that’s his bodyguard apparently
Amiga #1: my “twi-sense” is tingling
Moon: my how the times have changed. couldn’t beg anyone last yr and now they have to have curtains up
Amiga #1: that sounds scandalous
Moon: must suck to be a PA on that set. Rob looks like a looney on that car- laughing all maniacly
UC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!
Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was mingling
UC: and then Rob was like “whoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”
Moon: and a BODYGAURD?
Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last year
UC: hello….I said a funny joke
Moon: you did
UC: even though it’s not that funny cuz my boobs are that small. Okay, Amiga #1 has limited time and i have a lot of work. let’s be productive. this is a business meeting about the commentary

Amiga #2: yes ma’am.
Moon: we can hit half of it? this might be a two-part discussion anyway. I think we should all watch it on the phone together. Where is Amiga #1?
Amiga #1: I am still wondering if I can see myself in that car with him. He told me to hide…since we had a quickie and all
UC: haa. i ❀ you. i would like to video chat with you all and also rob
Amiga #1: i dont want you to see my face as i talk. it is weird
UC: i just think a video chat would bring The Quad to a whole new level. I don’t want you to see me either. i have fat face when i talk and sometimes i pick my nose
Amiga #1: and my voice is weird
Amiga #2: my face is fat.
Moon: yea we could watch the dvd on chat!!!!!!!

Amiga #1: well, I am off to eat something
UC: of course. Say hi to your g-ma for me
Amiga #1: i lied. I am not going to see gma. I just didn’t want to make you jealous
Amiga #2: you’re going home for a nooner. awesome. Noooooooner.

Unfortunately all those desperate to hear our insightful take on the commentary are going to have to wait a little bit longer. I’m not sure what was in the water, but something made us completely unproductive on this day (Not 100% true.. you gotta admit that Kristen-flashing joke was pretty much WIN)Β  xoxo- UC

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Responses

  1. Yes, UC, he Kristen joke was a total WIN!
    Love the videos, haven’t seen those in a while, thanks so much!
    Oh and where is part 3? You guys are holding out on us!

    • I meant the , not he Kristen.

  2. I love these “Best of Rob” vids on YouTube! He is so cute and funny in interviews.

    It’s what made me move from thinking “Wow, he’s pretty sexy” when I saw Twilight to the ridiculously enamored woman I am today.

    I think the interview quote that put me over the top was either: “I’m a tool. I’m just a big, hard tool” or his response re: how he got his hair like that “I have 12-yr-old virgins lick it.” Hilarious!

    Love this site, by the way. Been a voyeur for a while, but decided to jump in…

    • yay for jumping in!!! thanks fing delicious:) love the name!

    • yea welcome and i love your name! fingdelicious!

  3. Like I said, we need to start a petition to Summit DEMANDING picture-in-picture video of the commentary. We’ll just tell them how much more money they could make from the DVD sales and they’ll be ALL for it. True story.

    UC – I laughed really hard at your Kristen’s boobs joke and I’m not just saying that because you were begging for its acceptance:)

    • i KNEW someone would laugh!

      • I LOL’d also πŸ™‚

  4. Ha you guys are hilarious. I agree with the need to see video of the commentary – especially because I suspect that Rob showed up to it after making an In-n-Out run, since I can definitely hear him eating and drinking at times.

    • oh yes.. it was totally a dbl cheeseburger, animal style

  5. Good morning, limeslice, JBell and Valerie!! how are you this morning?

    @UC: Kristen’s boobs joke, LMAO!

  6. LMAO. This is truly a stunning example of productivity! Love!

    (video chatting is intense. The internet is there to protect us, not expose us when we go all spazrobjawdrop!)

  7. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for starting my week off right! I’ve never seen these videos, so it was a real treat! I thought today was going to be a total bummer but now I am in my happy place…
    : )

  8. @Dany (and everyone) Good morning!

    • Nice to meet you too!

      I think we’re all running into problems where it’s both never too early or too late for Rob. Oh, RL/sleep, you once seemed so important…

  9. D’Angelo, UC’s boob joke, and a nooner all in one post, PLUS these videos? I now officially love Monday.

    • I agree…so much goodies in just one post…NICE!!!

    • that’s cuz you’re a stay-at-home-mom and monday is friday to you.

      do i sound bitter?

      • Monday is SO not Friday to me. I’ll kick your ass, man.

        And just so you know…I started my day with a little prayer…followed by some blasting of Three 6 Mafia. “It’s hard out here for a pimp…”

        Yes, I’m a good SAHM. Indeed.

    • hooowww dddooooessss iiittt feeeeeeelll

  10. Hey everyone happy Monday!!!
    @UC LMAO at the Krsiten joke…nice way to start the week!! πŸ™‚

  11. I wasn’t able to get on LTR all weekend!! Auuggg!! First time in forever I haven’t obsessively read every post everyday! But, much to my surprise, I survived. (Smom did, however, have to buy another GQ to help us make it through the weekend). So I hadn’t seen these particular videos, but had seen all the originals they came from except the guitar hero one. I love it when I get to see something new on him. Hope everyone had a nice weekend and I can’t wait to hear the quad break down the commentary. (smom and I watched twilight 3 times this weekend -twice with commentary. I think this is now everyone’s favorite part).

  12. Yea check yesterday/last night’s comments for some ridiculously hot outtakes that got released last night. Many beanie shots πŸ™‚ Actually here’s the link for anyone who missed it: http://www.romola-garai.com/gallery2/thumbnails.php?album=22

    • Does anyone know who that girl is?

      • Kat Dennings, from Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist, among other things

        • why are they together? why isn’t that me?

        • Anyone know why he’s doing a photoshoot with her? Future movie or something?

    • I didn’t see that before! ❀
      Thank you!!

  13. Yummy new pics πŸ™‚

    And YESYESYES to the vid of them commentating, would LOVE to see that πŸ™‚

  14. Aw man, no commentary breakdown?
    That was like the fade to black in Breaking Dawn.
    UC & Moon are teases.

    • haha… we are teases…. we WILL do it this week.. QUAD.. are you LISTENING? we WILL

    • haha love the kristen joke, uc! But isnt she like the luckiest girl ever?! She can play in a movie with gorgues rob! One of my big dreams is 2 be an actress, maybe id get 2 kiss rob 2, hmmmm…… Hugs and kisses, kim

  15. Hey bandmum! Yes, all days are Robdays!

    @IfOnly: We missed you this weekend! Stop with that nonsense of having a RL and come back to us! lol

  16. I have to say it again…I LOVE how he says “And I don’t like children…at all!” Baby is so sincere πŸ™‚
    Great post, can’t wait to read the “real” Breaking Down the commentary Vanity Fair Style! ❀ you!

  17. Good morning, Ladies!
    Love to start my week with Rob!
    Thank you!
    xox

    • Good morning Giseli!

      • Hey Dany!!! *waves*
        Good morning! πŸ™‚

  18. UC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!
    Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was mingling
    UC: and then Rob was like β€œwhoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”
    Moon: and a BODYGAURD?
    Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last year
    UC: hello….I said a funny joke

    That’s my fave part, LMAO!

    I’m loving all the outtakes posted at Robsessed today! YUM! Kat needs some sun, EGADS!

  19. Damnit! I forgort to record Access Hollywood this morning. 😦 I get the show a day late here, which means Friday’s ep would have aired this morning with the H2B trailer. @#$%@#%#$! Anyone have a youtube link of it that I can rip?

  20. http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/v-man-outtakes.html

    I have no words, other than….THUD!

    • Hey Jena!! Yeah, that was kinda our response yesterday…well, that and strokes, heart attaks, and…other stuff lol

  21. I gotta go girls, be back in the afternoon.

    Rob, please don’t do anything super sexy while I’m gone…well, I guess u can’t help it, but I had to ask

    Hugs!!

    • Haha we’ll try, ttyl!

      • Oh woops for some reason I though you asked us not to post anything super sexy. Geez. Nvm!

  22. I went three whole days without any Rob (besides the Robward fix on Saturday night when I showed my twiVirgin sister the movie) so this was the PERFECT way to get my fix in a big way! I OD’d I was so deprived!

    Seriously, I even stole my 9 yr old nieces teen magazine straight out of her easter basket so I could look at Rob pictures. She looked at me funny and said “Can I have that back?” and I said “When I’m done, honey”. She walked away, defeated. She could see the crazy in my eyes.

    So my sister watched the movie and at first she was more focused on making her kids easter baskets than watching. Then, about the time they kissed for the first time, she sat down on the couch and was fixated. When it was done, she told me “I’m almost embarrassed that I liked that movie so much since it’s for teens” (denial is the first step).
    Then the next morning, she was still talking about how she would love to be kissed the way they kissed at prom so I knew Twilight had burrowed into her brain deep enough that she would never be the same. Yipee!
    I left her with the books and she said she really wanted to read them.
    She also said she could see how attractive Rob was – when it wasn’t obvious that he was wearing lipstick. Another yipee! She sees his beauty!

    • “she could see the crazy in my eyes” LOL. Someday it will be her and she will sympathize…

  23. Oh and I managed to watch the HTB trailer off of Access Hollywood and now I really want to see the movie. I was scared it was gonna be too artsy for me but now I think it might be right up my alley. Just have to find it somewhere to watch it!

    • Good morning! If JBell can record it when it’s on IFC Festival on demand or something, then we might have a PayPal arrangement to get some dvds made and distributed!

  24. Alright, this might be controversial, but I’ve been feeling this ever since I heard that there was some sort of petition to get Rob on SNL.

    I don’t want Rob to do SNL. Don’t throw things! Here’s my reasoning:

    1. From everything I’ve seen, I don’t really think he would enjoy it – he can be adorably awkward and hilarious in his candor, but I don’t think he would want to do live sketch comedy. I could be completely wrong, obviously.

    2. SNL is not funny/good anymore, and hasn’t been for a while. The rare moments of laughter for me come from the digital shorts, i.e. jizz in my pants.

    3. Zac Efron did SNL. I don’t want Rob to do anything that Zefron does. http://www.laineygossip.com/Zac_Efron_hosts_Saturday_Night_Live_and_takes_Vanessa_Hudgens_to_afterparty.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

    4. Finally, and I guess this is sort of like #1, I just don’t think it’s his style. I like that he is not part of the usual Hollywood mentality, and while other actors whom I like have done SNL, I just can’t see Rob hosting. I guess that’s not logical, just my gut feeling.

    Anyways, these are the things I think about on Monday morning while avoiding work. Pay no mind πŸ™‚

    • Btw I realize the Zefron thing is childish. Sue me.

    • I felt the exact same way when I first heard the rumor they were trying to get him on SNL!!! I’m glad you’re with me. I think he’s “above” SNL. I happened to catch a little of Efron on SNL this weekend (many drunken late nights with my sister this weekend). It wasn’t good. I don’t want to see him flop. And SNL is a guaranteed flop lately. And, as you said, I don’t think his humor is a good fit.

      • THANK YOU. Ok I don’t feel alone, haha. I completely agree with the “he’s ‘above’ that” statement – without meaning to sound like a snob! I know what you mean. Yay.

        • Rob makes fun of stuff like SNL, and that’s part of why I like him so much. I’m not afraid he’ll do it, at all – no matter how much studio pressure. I pray I’m not proven wrong.

          • I would actually like to see him do this.
            To see him doing skits, live for almost 2 hours
            would be fun. But I agree, SNL just isn’t
            funny anymore since all the great regulars left.
            I liked it back when Dana Carvey and Mike Myers
            were on. And now that Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon and
            Tina Fey are gone it’s gone pffffttt. I find
            Adam Sandburg really annoying to.

    • I have to agree with you limeslice. I could see them having him do some really lame sketches and he doesn’t need that kind of exposure. Doesn’t seem to be his style and I worry whether he can do the broad comedy. Just a concern. Of course if he wanted to do it I’d say give it a go. He was told about this petition in an interview once.

  25. I’m totally digging Michael Sheen casted as Aro.
    He scares the crap out of me (have you seen him in “Underworld”?). I think this is perfect casting!

    • I agree!! I’m so glad they got such a good actor for Aro.

    • Must google Michael Sheen! What else has he done that I would know? Was this announcement made this weekend or something?

      • Yep, made this weekend – He was Frost in Frost/Nixon, also Tony Blair in the Queen, and played a vampire in Underworld although I didn’t see that.

      • Underworld, that’s all I know him in and he’s scary.
        So I can totally see him as Aro.

    • I haven’t seen any of the movies he’s done but he looks “accomplished”. I love how they still aren’t casting any A list celebrities. Makes me look forward to New Moon all the more.

    • Nah, I don’t like
      Nothing personal about Michael Sheen or with his talent for acting. I don’t know him.
      It’s just b/c in my mind Aro & Caius has the same age. And them Chris will give to me a twenty-Caius and a forty- Aro? No way!
      I only liked Dakota so far.
      xox

      • I think I am the only one on the face
        of the earth who still can’t see
        Dakota as Jane, LOL! I love Dakota
        but I’m still having a hard time seeing her
        as Jane. I know she’ll do a good job,
        but I’m still going “huh?”

        • Yea I just hope they make her pretty unrecognizable – I really would not like if they cast more people whose celebrity will get in the way of their character, if you know what I mean. I don’t want to be watching and be distracted by “that’s Dakota Fanning” instead of being completely in the story.

          • Dakota Fanning scares me A LOT. I mean it.
            That’s the reason I can see Jane on her. I just wish ~pray~ that my ‘special abilities’ can be enough to shield my mind from Dakota’s torture. LOL
            xox

          • I totally agree. I heard she was cast before I read any of the Jane parts in the books. Then I read them and went, “Huh?” I like her and all, but the character is such a teeny part in the series. In every part she’s in, it’s really very brief. Which means it’ll be even briefer in the film. I hope they don’t inflate the role just b/c she’s playing it. So that goes along with what you said, “I don’t want to be watching and be distracted by ‘that’s Dakota Fanning’ instead of being completely in the story.”

        • No, not the only one Jena. Didn’t see it from the beginning for all the reasons given. Plus I always thought Jane and Alec were 13 y/o and she’s already past that point, not to mention the coming 2 books!

      • Bom Dia Giseli! *waves*
        I’m fine with the casting of Michael Sheen for that part. Good choice!

        • Bom dia, Gen! πŸ™‚

    • I agree, too! He was freaky in Underworld so he’d be perfect as Aro.

    • Yes, I think he will be perfect!

  26. WARNING – I’m about to have a “poor me, I’m so old” moment.

    There was a freaking centerfold of Taylor Lautner in my niece’s teen mag with his stats on the poster. I about died when I saw that he was BORN the year I grad from high school. Holy crap does that make me feel old. And I normally don’t feel old. But now I do.

    • And now I’m afraid to ask: what year was it? LOL

      • 1992!

        • ::::::finally coming out of lurkdom:::::: Legal is legal. ;o) The rest is invalid!

          • yay! new friend!

          • best reason to come out of lurkdom! to remind us of the age of consent!

          • Well it’s the most important part! Least that’s what I tell myself. LOL You guys are hilarious. I found you purely by accident in my search to find out more about Sam Bradley. (Going to see him in Nashville in a couple weeks…) And after the commentary for the Little Ashes clip and about the age old question I was hooked. I favorite placed your site…right after I stopped snorting and cleaned up the Diet Dr. Pepper from my screen. Good times, good times.

    • That’s ok…Kristen Stewart was born the year I graduated high school…which was 1990….
      Rob was born the year I entered high school (1986)…but I completely try to ignore that fact…

      πŸ™‚

  27. Back on the Efron thing, he’s just too darn pretty. And I mean that NOT as a compliment. His hair is too done. It reeks of fakeness. I don’t get him. I mean, I get why tweens are into him (they don’t know any better what a real man is supposed to look like) but I have 30-something friends who are into him! Ick!

    • Ew haha. Yea… Disney. Will always be Disney to me.

    • I have one word to that – WHY?

    • Efron’s face looks like a girls to me. He could play a girl in a movie easily. LOL!

  28. Oh lovin the videos! I refer back to those weekly! YOu guys sure know how to make me smile on a rather un-smiley day. I dread mondays, the only good thing about this monday was that my oldest went back to school, back to routine around here πŸ˜‰ ❀ you UC and Moon!

    Also I laughed outloud at the Kristen comment..then I just started thinking “we have derailed!!” because you guys were all over the place! LOL! πŸ™‚ Makes me ❀ you even more.

    Can’t wait to hear your REAL breakdown of the commentary. All I know is I would like to be his bagel crumbs….*sigh*

    • Mondays are shit! Agreed! Plus it’s cloudy and rainy out. 😦

    • LOL! Me too!

      No wait! I wanna be the water bottle he’s drinking out of.
      *nods* Ohhh yeah…

      • bagel crumbs on his pants…..
        nuff said….LMAO

        @jbell – yes, anything he puts his mouth on would be fabulous as well..oh boy. Time for a shower. LOL

        @jena – I’m so tired of this weather, where is the spring warmth and sunshine ?!?

  29. Hi gals!

    Hope everyone had a great Easter yesterday. I was sucked into the abyss of fan fiction and never made it back on here.

    @limeslice
    Agreed on the point of Rob not doing SNL, I really don’t see him being comfortable doing that. We may all think he’s silly, funny, adorkable, but I don’t think that would be his thing. And yes, it is no where near as good as it used to be when like Will Ferrell was on, etc. I don’t even watch it anymore. I thought I heard there was a petition to get Rob and Twilight cast on Oprah. Have you heard about that?

    @Jena
    Posted those outtakes on Robsessed…
    I.AM.DIED. *THUD*
    Thanks!

    Anyone heard that new rumor that Rob is involved with some girl name Jessica? I think the Papps have coined them Robessica?? LOL!
    Good Morning @JBell. I heard you planned a wedding with dress and tape and ties for all of us not to object. Hysterical! You’re too funny!

    I am glad they are keeping New Moon with lesser named actors. Honestly, I was originally not happy they cast Dakota. Sh is too well known. I was hoping that was not going to be a trend. At least we know, that whomever is cast now (unknowns) will be with us probably the rest of the Saga as the Volturi, etc. I am getting used to Dakota as Jane, but hope they change her enough that she is not recognizable too much as Dakota.

    • Hey! I haven’t heard anything about Oprah, hah. Check out last night’s posts for the full release of all the outtakes plus the insanity that ensued from those of us posting, hehe. I agree with the lesser-named-actors bit – I don’t know why, I guess I’m just fighting for all the movies to be not so Hollywood!

      • Hi lm!

        Yes, I’ll try and go back over posts to see the fun I missed.

        I really didn’t want them casting well-knowns because it would take away from the original cast of unknowns. Well, Rob was Cedric, but still widely unknown, and that is why I disliked the casting of Dakota. Wish that could be undone, but oh well. It is what it is. I just hope they continue to cast unknowns for all the Vampires through Breaking Dawn…I’d hate to get to that movie and have like well known actors playing Kate, Irina, Garrett, Vladamir, etc. That would be bad.

  30. In the video above it sounds like Rachelle says her favorite british singer right now is “Laurel Marley”, but I googled and couldn’t find anything on her.
    Did I hear her wrong, or does someone know where I can find info on this girl?

    I know SOMEONE on this site knows the answer to this! Especially since Rob said he introduced Nikki to the singer who introduced Rachelle…. πŸ™‚

    • Laura Marling πŸ™‚

      • That was QUICK! I KNEW someone here would know! Thanks!

  31. This just in-

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b118199_blab_blab_blab_kristen_robrsquos.html?sid=twitterfeed_awful&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=twitterfeed&utm_campaign=twitterfeed_awful

    • uh, what is going on. I am nervous. My heart fell to my stomach…ugh.

    • omg are my dreams coming true!!

  32. I am still bummed I forgot to record Access Hollywood. I may have to go rock in the fetal position! LOL!

    • Aw I really wouldn’t worry about it – unless they had something more than I know of, they just showed the trailer but with that woman somewhat narrating each bit, as if we couldn’t gather the basic plot points for ourselves. ‘Twas annoying.

      • I know, but I like to keep things like this
        on dvd. Sniff.

  33. Riding Chinamother’s coattails on asking for info…

    Does anyone know what artist sings the song Rob likes called Beside You? I tried looking it up and there were like so many different Beside You songs.

    • Van Morrison

      • Thanks lm!!! I thought it might be that version since he loves Van Morrison, but wasn’t sure do to so many artists listings of that song.

    • I can’t find it on youtube though 😦

      • It’s on iTunes, you can preview it at least.

        • I got it downloaded free if anyone wants it let me have your e-mail and I’ll send it to you.

  34. Beanie Rob-

    • Hot damn!

    • Took my breath away a minute there Genevieve!

      Thanks!

  35. “Anyone heard that new rumor that Rob is involved with some girl name Jessica? I think the Papps have coined them Robessica??”

    @SpunkMe – You can’t do things like that to me!! LMFAO My heart started skipping beats and I couldn’t fully focus on what you had typed! Then I got to the end and could breath again. Good Lord woman! And yes, we divied out Rob’s friends too and planned the joint wedding but!!!!

    ROB AND I ELOPED YESTERDAY!!

    How great is that!? lmfao

    • Can I be your flowergirl?

    • Oh crap – missed the elope part. Guess I’m too late.

    • JBell

      LOL!!! Sorry, I gave you the flatline! Glad you are in recovery! Man, sorry I missed the rest of that convo, I would have liked to get in on that action! LOL! Save one for me!!!

      YOU ELOPED! OMG!!! I am jealous! Post the pictures!

      Don’t be jealous if I am still picturing your new hubby in bed with me still! LOL!

  36. V-Man-

    • YOU ARE KILLING ME TODAY!

      BREATHE< SPUNKME<BREATHE!

  37. Two questions –

    1. What’s the Ted thing supposed to mean? I’m not very good with implied meanings. And he’s obviously implying something.

    2. What’s up with the photoshoot with the dark haired whitey actress? Why would they pair them together for a photoshoot? Anyone know?

    • It’s all complete crap and UNtrue. He’s trying to say Rob/Kristen’s teams are having an “emergency meeting” to correct some vital errors with their “relationship”… that Summit and Rob/Kristen’s “people” are trying to do damage control.

      • @JBell

        Where’s the link? You know I love to read that crap!!

    • It was part of EW’s “young hollywood” stars. They just kind of put
      people with random people in the issue.

      • Phew! I thought I missed something vital..

      • I completely heart Kat Dennings actually, I would not mind if they were together in RL

        • She’s totes cute, but she reminds me of KStew for some reason…

          • She seems nothing like Kstew to me, perhaps it’s because the biggest difference is that Kat Dennings has huge boobs

          • Touche to the humungo boobs. lol

      • Thank you! I was thinking it’s because either she’s his secret girlfriend or that she’s pale enough to be a vamp.

    • & everyone that is questioning the EW outakes with the chick from Nick & Norah, they did a spread in EW last year for the hot up & coming British stars or something like that. It was Rob, the Norah chick, Russel Brand and some other Brits:)

      • Ah, that was pre-Robsession for me.

  38. If you want a copy of the mp3 of Rob’s favorite song Beside You by Van Morrison, let me have your e-mail address and I will send it to you now.

  39. This post has absolutely made my Monday. I’m a recent Rob-convert, but he’s definitely occupying large portions of my brain. I’ve officially bookmarked your blog. Now, don’t you feel better? πŸ˜‰

    I may be a married woman…but with my husband deployed overseas, I now have a very rich fantasy life. lol

    Going back now to watch the videos yet again. For the third time this morning. *sigh*

    • ohhh… husband oversees- lots of Robtime!!! HUGS

  40. Pale is beautiful, people, pale is beautiful. At least, that’s what I keep trying to tell myself.

    • Yeah, but damn….she’s whiter than Carlisle! LOL!

      • HEY! Some of us can’t help it. Ha/*cry*

      • lmfao I watched the DVD again last night and they made him SO much whiter than everyone else. Especially in the hospital when he’s under the flourescents and in the light blue shirt/tie and white lab coat…

        “Mmmmm. Yummy.” (a la Rob when KStew picks something out of his teeth in the MTV Larry Carrol on set interview.)

  41. @SpunkMe – There’s no pictures… only video. High definition video suitable to be played in IMAX 3-D;)

    • Here’s the stupid ass Ted C. article –
      http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b118199_blab_blab_blab_kristen_robrsquos.html?sid=twitterfeed_awful&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=twitterfeed&utm_campaign=twitterfeed_awful

      • There’s only one reason management teams meet…. STEWIE’S PULLING A BREAKING DAWN… chapter “Unexpected”! hahaha. TOTALLY. JUST. KIDDING.

        i’ve just got you liking Kstew, i’m not gonna go and jinx it by knocking her up.

        • LOL!!!

          Hi Calliope!

      • Thanks!

        I HATE how he leaves you hanging and gives so little info!!! UGHHH!! Why does he do that??? !!! That could mean anything or nothing! Who knows if it’s even true. Wish we had real true info on him. What’s that one we like that does good stuff about him Insider? Blond lady in photo…do you know who I’m talking about?

    • LMAO!

      I’ll make sure to call my IMAX theater and request a showing, then! You and Rob should fly cross country in his off time to present it at IMAX’s everywhere!. You better keep him shackled tight at the wrist to you though, cause he’s liable to get drug off to a dark corner of the theater for make out session–by me! LOL!

  42. good morning to y’all !!!! *smmochesss* what a great start, those vids! And at jbell…. You eloped with rob??? What??? Hey we r supposed to have a wedding fiesta! Uhhh FN is not gonna be pleased! LOL

  43. UC… you know your kstew flashing joke belongs in TwiTheater, right? just saying. haha. don’t be surprised if the concept makes a guest appearance in a future installment.

    is it bad that i don’t even need to play those videos to know exactly what they are?

    loveee the breakdown attempt. can’t wait for the real thing.

    • Hi Calliope! I love that UC and Moon want you to write material for them! I can’t wait! You’ve made it to the bigtime!

  44. @JBell – I watched it again this weekend too and really was starting to get disgusted by how icky they made Carlisle. Have we seen pictures of him in makeup for New Moon? Is he even in New Moon really? I guess the birthday scene. Anyway, I hope they fix his makeup/hair issues.

    • Chris Weitz is REALLY talented visually. The Golden Compass was mind-blowingly gorgeous and I’m sure he’ll do a great job with everything visual in New Moon.

  45. Did anyone see 90210 last week when AnnaLynne McCord mentioned Rob?

    Rob was mentioned on recent episode of 90210 in the US. AnnaLynne McCord, who plays Naomi in the series, mentioned him:

    AnnaLynne’s line in the show: “She also said she went on a date with Rob Pattinson. Yeah, she’s clearly full of it.”

    EVERYBODY’s gotta use Rob in some way. I thought it was tacky of her to use that in the show. But who knows maybe Kellan and Rob thought it would be funny. I didn’t like it.

    • Oh she did huh? well well well…. Pfffttt!!!!! That’s all I can say about ms 90210. Ain’t diggin’ her .

      • Yeah! Pffftttt!

    • Really? I, um, just happened to be tied to a chair and forced to watch 90210 last week (yeah right) and didn’t see that reference to Rob! Maybe it happened while my kidnappers were torturing me.

      Who is the “she” referred to in the line?

      Was this the episode where they ate gluten free french toast in the end? So random.

      • Don’t remember who the “she” was…ALM was referring to some girl at the school in the show.

        I am sick to watch that show, I know.

        Just got to it on my tivo or I would have mentioned it last week.

        I am behind on tv.

        LTR’s fault–in a good way.

        • I tell myself I watch it for old times sake. But I secretly enjoy it. In a MTV reality tv kind of a way.

          • Me too, but don’t tell anybody!

            We are closet 90210 watchers!

            Shhhhhh!

    • Also I doubt Drunkface McCord wrote the line herself, surely she was just repeating what was in the script.

      • Hi Carter

        I don’t think she wrote it either…probably didn’t even suggest it herself…but someone on that show did. I just think it’s someone else trying to use Rob’s name for ratings like Randy Jackson on American Idol using it to describe Adam Lambert! I hate when they do that!

        • Totally agree SpM! I think the screenwriter is full of shit

          • Agreed!

            90210 scriptwriter=FKL’d!

  46. @Jena
    @Bandmum

    mp3 sent. hope you get it ok.

  47. Anybody have the link for I Love LA? I wrote myself a note that it was updated on Friday but don’t have it bookmarked and I seem to remember that it’s not on fanfiction.net.

  48. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726556/1/

    The new chapter is long and v. emotional. Get ready.

  49. Whoa! Skankspice Mccord likes her uh…bananas. Get her away from Rob stat!

    • OMG!!!!!!!! Jena!!!!!

      That’s scary!!!!!!!

      LMFAO!!!!!

    • Woah. That is some intense, angry-looking banana eating.

    • Who the heck is that? That’s McCord? Can’t tell her face is so contorted from trying to deep throat the banana.

      • She’s been practicing on Kellan, I hear.

        • Kellan is a lucky lucky boy. LOL !

  50. @spunk me…two words – emergency. meeting.

    • Melissa!

      OMG! Calliope just suggested to JBell on last page that Rob has knocked KStew up by accident ala Breaking Dawn ref. LOL!!!!!!! I was cracking up!

      Seriously?! What in the hell does that mean anyway????!!!

      • i’m telling you… NReed switched out Kstews BC pills with sugar pills… so she’d get knocked up with Rob’s baby… thus leaving summit with only one option… shoot Breaking Dawn prego scenes while stewie is actually prego since it owuld be their only option and create the most authentic movie EVER (well save for the vampire shiznet). haha… mark my words, NREED will STOP AT NOTHING to get breaking dawn made… she’s got the most to gain screen time wise from breaking dawn!

        p.s. she’s planning on kidnapping baby stewpat when all is said and done… since she’s obsessed with those two.

        • lmao!

          Yes, that sounds like NRank. I can totes see her doing that!

          Look she wants the baby for herself just like Rosalie in BD! This cast is so livin’ out parts of the Saga it isn’t funny! LOL!

          I always do this with my “good buddies” to talk to them:

          Uhhh..yeah..if I had a f*ck buddy that is.

          LOL!

        • You are making me laugh out loud again!

        • http://media.photobucket.com/image/nikki%20reed%20baby/mmm292/Twilight%20Saga%20and%20Cast/rob.jpg?o=1

          this image is what got NReed’s wheels turnin. i bet she’s even got this hanging up in her locker on the new moon set (she’s not important enough for a trailer) with a big red X through rob’s face. Of course, it’s taken her a while to formulate the plan… it is NReed we are talking about here.

          • LOL! I had a similar take on that photo! I said she was pretending to get her happily ever after photo to put in her picture frame by her bed…while she is being all Single White Female meets Fatal Attraction…She just wasn’t expecting Rob to ruin their happy family photo by joking around when the picture was snapped….she still keeps it by her bed.

          • @SpunkMe

            haha. totally.


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