Posted by: themoonisdown | April 4, 2009

How To Be… hotter than Robert Pattinson?

this is his 'o' face

this is his 'o' face

Dear Rob-

This may sound weird to some ladies out there but sometimes I find you, as Art, (in How To Be) sexier than Edward… now it’s usually a momentary fleeting thought but still find you adorable, I do!

It’s something about that floppy hair and sad voice and puppy dog eyes that really gets me. Oh and the too short pants and plaid jacket. That’s like right down my alley.

So while all the other gals are Swwwwoooooning over Eddie-poo you can come hang out with me in all your Art glory and we’ll play nonsense songs on the guitar together. I just get the feeling that you are more Art in real life than you are Edward… and honey that’s alright with me.

Smooches-
Themoonisdown

sneeky sneeky... crappy cell shot

sneeky sneeky... crappy cell shot

Ok so I wrote the above lines last Friday thinking I wouldn’t get to see How to Be till I either caught it on IFC or was able to catch another screening at a Film Fest since the Burbank Film Festival was sold out. On a wing and a prayer I put out an SOS on the Twitter and Letters To Rob asking if anyone knew of an extra ticket lying around that I could use cause I simply HAD to see Robert as Art. I was dying for some floppy hair and guitar playing on a Saturday night. And as luck would have it the heavens and Rob shined down on me because the super lovely and sadly very ill London2LA gave me hers! Poor gal was sick and couldn’t make it so she emailed us, we had a great conversation and viola I was on my way.

I sailed into Woodbury University where they were having the Burbank Film festival with seconds to spare and again luck was on my side as I found a seat and settled in to watch the screening and live tweet whatever I could. Before it could begin, however, a girl calling herself the Burbank Film Festival Intern got up to “introduce” the film. Her introduction, however, turned out to be a bunch of thinly veiled digs at the audience. So here I will write her a letter within a letter…

This is how I feel every Monday...

This is how I feel every Monday...

Dear bitchy Burbank Film Fest Intern-

Instead of being “funny” when you told us “in case we didn’t know How to Be was NOT the prequel to Twilight” you just looked like an ass. That was all of us in the audience politely laughing because it was so awkward! And then when you said the crap about there only being 2 guys in the audience you sounded totally condescending to the dudes who were there. Way to keep the people coming back for more! Good job! Less talkey, more filmies!

Please don’t treat the audience like we’re 14 yr olds, because honestly you were probably younger than me.

Scowling girl in the back,
Themoonisdown

PS Oh and your sparkly, gold glittery dress wasn’t cute.

Annnnndd scene!

But seriously though, if you get IFC record that shiz or if they are screening How to Be somewhere near you I highly suggest you go out and catch it cause there’s nothing like seeing a great movie with an awesome score/soundtrack in a theater. Support independent film! Just don’t wear a Twilight shirt, please I beg of you. I was so 2nd hand embarrassed when someone walked by me sporting Hot Topic’s finest. Ugh.  I would give you more of a run down but I don’t want to spoil anything for those who want to remain How to Be virgins. Your v-card is safe with me (thats what she said)!

“I think I’m passive depressive…”
Themoonisdown

PPS Buy this soundtrack! Coming from me that should mean a lot if I do say so myself 😉
PPSS It can’t be said enough another HUGE thanks to London2LA, you are radical and I can’t express how appreciative I am of you and passing your ticket along. LOVE YA!

In honor of How to Be this morning’s AM Delight will be the totally awesome How to Be Trailer followed by an extra special surprise from one of your very own after the cut!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

One of the O.G. LTR girls, Vickyb, has made this fantabulous video just for us all to drool over… We ❤ you Vickyb!

sing it with me… So whhhhyyyyyyyy can’t I touch it?

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Responses

  1. @Moon – Glitter dress girl sounds like a wannabe art snob (but she’s probably really a closet twihard – her sign on is “edwardismylife01”). Glad u got to see movie and thanks for not giving any spoilers. Once I realize I want see a movie, I try not to watch hear much more about it. Although that is going to be hard to do here at the all Rob all the time blog (it’s almost going 24 hours now!) Smom and I are trying to figure out if we can get HTB on cable, but can’t figure out the difference between the IFC channel and IFC on demand. I have like 3000 channels so, come on, it has to be there somewhere. We’re also thinking road trip for Little Ashes. But we promise Moon, no Twishirts or Pattinsonpants. We’ll make you proud. XOXO

    • thats my girls!! i expect pictures from these road trips!

      and yes she was a wanna be snob. BOOO. we all know she was there to see rob, stop denying it!

  2. I effing loved How To Be – as Art, he’s just so lovingly adorkable!

    And the vid is ORSM! Thanks Vickyb!

    ~kd

  3. I love his Almanzo Wilderesque hair did in HTB.

    • Manly!

    • more reasons i love you. you just compared him to laura ingles wilder’s husband! WIN.

      ps @ eyec MANLy!!! YES

  4. OMG so wait Rob mentions Lainey to a fan after she goes ballistic on him (http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/story-of-3-pictures.html)

    letterstorob.com is mentioned in a Lainey post a few days back (http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Nikki_Reed_hooking_up_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=20482)

    You think he visited this site?

    • Where in the Lainey post is LTR, I can’t find it…need more coffee ❤

      • couldn’t see it either,maybe in the comments section?? * goes off to look*

        • Sorry wrong link on lainey’s blog. I swear I read in one of her blog posts there was a link that linked back to letterstorob.com. If I am wrong, deeply sorry for posting.

          • No need to apologize, its all good. Let us know if you do find it ❤

          • It’s ok babe! I do hope rob manages to stumble his way in here,were we are 100 % love for him!

          • That’s what I love about this site, no haters 😀

  5. I wonder if Rob “google alert”s himself?

  6. Who is this Ted C. guy I keep seeing mentioned on robsessed and other site? Is he another gossip blogger or something?

    Can someone point me to a link please?

    • i think he’s ted casablanca of E! New.

  7. Hello beautiful ladies!! So I wasn’t able to drop by over here for the past two days damn RL interfering w my fav hobby. So what did I miss? What did I miss???!!!! Somebody fill me in?? Anything earth shattering ?

    • nothing earth-shattering..you missed two pretty uneventful days!

      • @ melissa…thanks girl fake lesbo smooches to yah.I was twitching from robdrawals and I just had to come here to scratch the rob-itch

  8. Oh how I love this comment made over at robsessed:

    “And how much do I love that he knows about this Lainey bitch? If there was any doubt before, I think we can all safely assume that anything this woman puts on her site is a bunch of shit. She will never have any direct access to Rob–and I bet she’s front and center in his ‘black book’, LOL.”

    • LMAO !!! Tru dat!!

  9. Damn RL, couldn’t comment but was lusking…
    Love your letter within the letter, Moon 😉
    And absolutely love Rob as Art though I’ve only seen pieces of HTB on youtube and the trailer so far…
    Have a wonderful Saturday everyone!

  10. Mornin’ all! I was laughing as I read Moon’s letter to the bitchy Burbank Film Festival Intern – do you think she’s really Lainey? 🙂

    And I have to say that I think that crap over at ROBsessed is absurd! (Not that what they share with us is absurd [cuz let’s face it, we can’t get enough], but the back story behind that first pic is whack-a-doo. Sometimes I feel so sad for Rob I almost stop e-stalking him…almost.

    Have a great weekend ladies! And since I didn’t get to mention it yesterday, CONGRATS on the Dazzle!

  11. OOooh what is fake Kristen’s twitter name they are referring too?

    http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272625536.shtml

  12. @moon and UC thanks for posting my video.

    @Moon sorry you had the bitchy intro girl at the film fest. The guy we had was pretty funny and avoided even mentioning the whole TW thing. I totes agree that our Rob is more Art than Edward and I am fine with that. It just means he cleans up nicely if you ever have to go out, but let’s be honest…would we ever leave home if we had him???

  13. Oh god, I really want to see How to be, but i’m in the Netherlands, so that will probably never happen 😦
    And is it just me, or does Rob look a bit like Ashton Kutcher when he is in front of the mirror with the purple shirt? (who is of course a lot less cute and a lot more annoying :D)

    • haha ‘a lot more annoying’ is SOO right!!!!! Maybe someone will put a pirated copy online and you’ll get to see it before it’s taken down! Hugs

  14. Moonie-pie: I loved the recap.. and seriously? “Just don’t wear a Twilight shirt, please I beg of you. I was so 2nd hand embarrassed when someone walked by me sporting Hot Topic’s finest.” TELL ME your kidding!? I probably woulda been a bitchy introducing intern too (my dress just woulda kicked ass)

    I just left this comment on Robsessed re: the bitchy girl that talked to Rob “Since I do know who that bitchy blogger is, I would like to announce that this “really big canadian blog” gets an average of 583 unique views per months (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) and is ranked the #1,827,157 most popular website on the internet.

    please.. let’s all laugh at her together… “

    • I’m so slow, I’m a Robsessed Canadian and I’ve been racking my f*cking brain for an hour trying to figure out who this skank is LOL

      • Yep I found her info to.
        I’m not willing to post link here for her to gain more attention as well as backlinks back to her site for higher rankings for that so-called blog of hers.

      • Absolutely dont post it. ❤

    • hahaha!!! 583 hits and she thinks she’s a big time blogger???!!!*rolling on the floor laughing my ass off* what a biatch!!! and we now know fo sho lainey the wicked witch of Canada ( thanks godze!) is all but sprouting crap about our boy !!

      • Can’t wait to read Monday’s post if she mentions Rob and whether it’s in negative/positive light where she now knows he is reading her crap.

    • Ready…..HAHAHAHAHAH!

  15. also can’t wait to see HTB!

    • Me too- can’t wait! ❤

  16. LOL you know what my mind i thinking?

    I wonder if anyone has mailed in Rob’s zygote pics to his mail fan base to request autographs of them. That would be so funny if he came across it in the pile of pics he is requested to sign that day.

    God only know what he would be thinking.

  17. @Angie
    higher up on the page you asked who Ted C was. He blogs/gossips through http://www.eonline.com under the aweful truth. He tends to report a LOT on things twilight related. usually though, most of his reporting is meant for his audience to decipher and deduce their own conclusions (blind vices, b*tch backs, etc). he can be quite entertaining and downright annoying all at the same time. hope that answers your question! and whereas lainey seems to think nikki/rob are an item, Ted goes more along the kstew/rob path.

    re: rob asking girls if they were lainey
    i wonder what he would have said to them if they were, in fact, Lainey?!?! I’m guessing he might have had a few heinis in him and wouldn’t have held back. hehe.

    • I’m really hoping if she really was lainey and rob met her, he would say ” kiss my ass” a la that interview he did last year LOL . But knowing rob he is too polite to do that, mom and dad raised him up right (* sucking up to future in laws here :-)* look at him at d oscars, he still spoke to Ryan douchebag even after ryan said rob didn’t have a personality

      • Those “two girls” are white. Lainey is Asian.

        • Here’s to hoping that if rob really does troll thru lainey’s site,he would know what she looks like and avoid her like the black plague.

    • i wonder WHAT he knows about Lainey… just knows she hates on him? prob not.. i be he knows she’s spreading rumors about him and nik… i bet after that came our his publicist called him and said “pattinson…. did nikki spend the night? some blogger LAINEY has someone giving her details who saw you too- watch your back”

      • ohhhhhh UC i bet your right. when did those girls take that pic? pre or post lainey saying nikki spent the night? maybe he knows shes the one summit is using as a mouthpiece (if you side with the idea that lainey is being used to cover something else) OR maybe he needed to deliver a secret message to her. oh the many different things one could conjure up. haha!

        • haha – i’m totally kidding about rob being a mole on the set but can’t you just see it:

          rob standing at a bar with his back to lainey… he’s pretending to text someone (ala the stalker pic):
          R: (whispers over his shoulder) you lainey?
          L: yes
          R: tomorrow at 1:37, Kristen and Oregano will be leaving lunch from Sushi heaven. Nikki will be there. at 1:42 Kristen will hold Oregano’s hand. take pictures.
          L: will you be there.
          R: no… but Nikki will leave them. say she came to my house. to do it.
          L: will you be doing it?
          R: don’t be ridiculous. we are going to work on ways to get her more publicity… maybe even say shes carrying my love child. it was the deal we cut in order for her to convince Oregano that Kristen and I are just friends.
          L: so you and Kristen aren’t just friends
          R: (gives classic rob chuckle and do-me-now smile) really lainey, i thought you were smarter than this…
          L: what else
          R: nothing… look for a hot pocket to arrive to you in the next 48hours with further instructions.
          L: hot pocket?
          R: yes… it will be pepperoni. if its anything but pepperoni, don’t trust it. oh and lainey, the only reason i pose with my mouth open is because i have a deviated septum and sometimes its difficult to breath through the nose. give me a break.(disappears off into a corner with his beer and continues texting)

          • Love it Calliope!

          • Oh Calliope! LMAO here!

          • i about peed my pants! hilarious!

  18. “…now it’s usually a momentary fleeting thought…”
    Oh Moon. We’re such twinners with the ‘fleeting thoughts’ lol

    13 days until I see the movie (not that I’m counting or anything…)! I’m so excited 😀 The letter that follows on the next day is going to be epic I tell you – EPIC and full of WIN. I’m already planning it out. lol

    RE: “big time Canadian blogger” She’s hovering around the age of 45 years old. (In no way am I taking a stab at any of you lovely ladies because hello?! I love you ALL, but I do NOT love her.) She needs to stop being so f*cking egotistical and condescending. We’re not the one’s taking pictures of every single minute and a half we live and then blogging about it 15 times a day.

    Just sayin’

    Last thing –
    I Tweeted this last night/this morning about Adventureland –

    “Adventureland verdict: Decided I really like KStew as an actress & would probably be BFF with her IRL. But – she’s not Bella. Lots of moments saying, “Okay, that was Bella…”. Not as much blinking but stammering was there; fit with this movie tho. I liked the movie & Kristen’s performance. More along her lines & she seemed better suited for this role. Nervous breakdown scene gave me GREAT hope for NM.
    Personal opinion – kinda weird, sorta funny, obviously low budget indie film; alright storyline; enjoyable. I’ll probably get it when it’s on DVD too so that says something cuz I’m not big on them unless I like the movie enough…”

  19. I’ll SO find a way to watch HTB! LOL
    And I’ll pray too, for nothing glittery in my way to this… EEK
    xoxo

  20. I never knew about Lainey until I heard it from you guys on this site. I knew PerezHilton only.

    But I wanted to see more about this woman and came across this video. Cool.

    • Lainey’s not a friend to Rob. Personally I try not to give her site hits, though in my own masochistic way I do read reports copied into other blogs sometimes. Garbage gpssip.

      Not like our wonderful company here on Letters to Rob of course.

  21. @Vickyb Great Video!!!

    *waves* Hello to all the LTR ladies.

    Drank waaaayyyyy tooooo much last night. Think I need to got back to bed.

    • Hi carrie girl!! drink one for me! LOL !! Come back soon, fake lesbo kisses and all that jazz at yah!!

      • Howdy Sherin!!!!
        I think I had one for everyone last night. 🙂

        Fake lezbo kisses to you.

  22. Hi my fellow Rob humpin’ crazed lady friends!

    Hope everyone is doing well this fine Saturday.

    Love the post above “this is his ‘o’ face” picture caption cracked me up!

    Needed a good laugh today since all this r/l housework is crampin’ my style and decided to take a break and play an old fave of mine…I’m sure you’ve seen it, but thought I’d share anyway…

    Oh and BTW, I’ve got his Hot Pocket right here.

  23. I am jealous. I am a jealous bitch…

    Loved your letter to the glittery intern 😉

    You wanna write a “review” of the movie for us?

    • i will respond for ‘moon’ and say yes.. she will write a review for you:) i’ll text her and get her on it asap
      hugs

    • why of course my fave robsessed blogger!

  24. Okay what is THAT picture that shows up with my name? LMAO I guess I should learn wordpress and put up a picture 🙂

  25. On another note, it kinda represents me. All crazy and drooling 😛

    • No one does crazy and drooling better than the Robcats! 😉

  26. Oh I hope they screen up here in Robcouver…..
    If not I’ll have to subscribe to IFC…

    I find a lot of times when staff members introduce a movie its awkward. They try cracking jokes, solicite more junk food, then try cracking more jokes.
    I’d hate to have to do that on a regular basis…

    • @Judy Your in Robcouver…we’ve been waiting to find someone from there yeah!
      There are a few Canadians here, more everyday, myself included.
      You won’t find haters here, we’re all about the LoveofRob & we ❤ anyone who shares in our Robsession.

      BTW, back to my old avatar,I was having trouble tracking down my posts with the other one, although he sure was nice to look at.

      • Hi JAG,
        I thought there’d be more Robcouverites here! 🙂
        It’s great to find a site where people comment with content and opinions.
        It’s a refreshing change 😀 and plus everyone here is so nice!

  27. @JAG, hey if I leave you a link for a file will you tka a look and see what you thiink I could possibly be doing wrong? I made a totally different vid last night..it’s sounds better than the last and maybe it’s just me bt something still sounds off..

    • *take* a look!

      I’m the typo queen..

      • http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=8f074fe95fd3673faaca48175a79d1c3e04e75f6e8ebb871

      • Sure thing, I’ll take a peak for you.

        • Spank Ya! You’re so good to me!

        • Is it the audio you’re worried about…specifically

          • yeah, it kind of loses quality after saving?

          • okay, first off holy sh*t i had to get some new panties. Love the song. Second it sounds pretty good to me, have you tried publishing it, like in daily motion and listening to it there.I prefer DM to publish they dont censor like YouSuck.

          • oh , ok? wow, didn’t think it was that good of a vid because I didn’t use the full size pics for the whole thing but it was only my 2nd attempt ever at making one..soooo, Thanks for the compliment.

            I uploaded the first one to DM and it was soo bad..you’d have totally been 2nd h and embarrasesed for me…lol, Thank God I didn’t publish it…No one can see it if you don’t publish it right?

          • If you upload it to DM and make it public I think it goes live automatically, it’s easy to delete though. I would upload this one and then test it. Send the link to a few ppl to see. ❤

  28. I so want to see HTB!! Rob as a dork sounds mucho delicious! I’ve always had a soft spot for socially awkward guys like our Robbie!

  29. Good afternoon ladies!!

    MOON: Great post today. I can not wait to see HTB! and yes i see rob more as Art. hes just so adorkable! geez!

  30. this is the kind of shat that piss me off!

    http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/chance+encounter+with+Twilight+star+Robert+Pattinson+changed+life+Vancouver+indie+artist+Adaline/1461623/story.html

    She totally used him! what a biatch!

    • Damn! SHe did what she set out to do didn’t she? She pimped herself out using him…SKANK!

      I tried the other week to help pimp her out on a couple of hookup dating sites but I failed miserably..seems you can’t use those types of places to promote yourself…eh, but what goes around comes around as the saying goes..

      P.S. Adaline? I’d rather hear two cats F*cking than to hear you sing…

    • Damn! SHe did what she set out to do didn’t she? She pimped herself out using him…SKANK!

      I tried the other week to help pimp her out on a couple of hookup dating sites but I failed miserably..seems you can’t use those types of places to promote yourself…eh, but what goes around comes around as the saying goes..

      P.S. Adaline? I’d rather hear two cats F*cking than to hear you sing…

      • LMAO @ “rather hear two cats F*cking than to hear you sing…”

  31. @ M.J.: how the hell did you manage to post this twice? Only you ….Only You!

    Sorry for the double post

    • lol its ok!

      i agree so SKANKY!!
      i hope karma bites her in the ass!

      • hopefully karma’s the only thing that’ll bite her! Ew…

        • lol!

  32. Well I’m oput for a while ..I got so many things to do, laundry, cleaning, etc…damn Robensia!

    @ JAG, I’ll upload it to DM later when I get back …then I can tell what it looks like that way..thanks for your help..<3!

  33. I actually cannot wait to see this movie — this movie — from what I have seen and read of it — is way more up my alley than even Twilight. I already pre-ordered the soundtrack and cannot wait to see the film. Hopefully I get the chance to do so in the theater.

    I was seriously bummed when he pulled out of Parts Per Billion b/c I think he actually needs to break free from the Twilight hype a bit (oops, did I say that – she who runs 1/4 of a Twi-blog?). I just mean — (stop throwing lemons) — that I think he has a great potential to be the next transformary (is that a word?) actor who goes beyond that which makes him initially “famous” and earns him critical praise and respect… and freedom to do that which he loves (like me, do me — you will love me. I promise). jk., but seriously….

    Brad Pitt was the shirtless dude in Thelma & Louise. Look at him now, I mean his body of work people!

    xoxo

    • i agree
      -she who runs 1/2 of a twi-blog)

    • I’m just waiting to see more of Rob—I mean what Rob can do with other parts. I definitely think he can transform from all the TW origins into one of our greats. So looking forward to an illustrious career.

      • yeah, like last night I was thinking Johnny Depp. I mean he went from being the cute “boy” on 21 Jump Street (and the unfortunate fella who got sucked into a mattress by Freddy Krueger) and look at what he became of his career.

        There are many examples of “good looking” guys that have the chops to move beyond the physical and become “great”

        I’m really rooting for him.

  34. sorry meant to post this further down… don’t want to clutter the board but i was cracking myself up

    @UC
    i’m totally kidding about rob being a mole on the set but can’t you just see it:

    rob standing at a bar with his back to lainey… he’s pretending to text someone (ala the stalker pic):
    R: (whispers over his shoulder) you lainey?
    L: yes
    R: tomorrow at 1:37, Kristen and Oregano will be leaving lunch from Sushi heaven. Nikki will be there. at 1:42 Kristen will hold Oregano’s hand. take pictures.
    L: will you be there.
    R: no… but Nikki will leave them. say she came to my house. to do it.
    L: will you be doing it?
    R: don’t be ridiculous. we are going to work on ways to get her more publicity… maybe even say shes carrying my love child. it was the deal we cut in order for her to convince Oregano that Kristen and I are just friends.
    L: so you and Kristen aren’t just friends
    R: (gives classic rob chuckle and do-me-now smile) really lainey, i thought you were smarter than this…
    L: what else
    R: nothing… look for a hot pocket to arrive to you in the next 48hours with further instructions.
    L: hot pocket?
    R: yes… it will be pepperoni. if its anything but pepperoni, don’t trust it. oh and lainey, the only reason i pose with my mouth open is because i have a deviated septum and sometimes its difficult to breath through the nose. give me a break.(disappears off into a corner with his beer and continues texting)

    • LOL thats funny!

    • you forgot to mention he was testing ME!! bwahahaha!!! “sherin,love,im missing you so badly.being linked to nikki is aweful.ur d one i need.pls come to vancouver.please? ” 🙂 ** dodges pitchforks and other assorted kitchen paraphernalia** hey, a girl can dream right?! LOL

      • *texting* DUH.

      • LOL

  35. HEY LADIES!!!!

    I missed you! My internet broke down, and I just got it back….it felt so weird!

    Anything new? are you all ok?
    How’s Rob?

    • hey dany!!! how are yah?u didnt miss anything..so far..LOL

  36. Hi Dany! you didnt miss anything too exciting! Just that the Adaline chick is still a SKANK!!

    Rob i think he is ok! lol

    How are you?!

  37. guys did u see this???** drools****licks screen…yumyumyummmm

    • new desktop as of NOW! i love it!

      • me too!!! im totes lickin’ that one!!!

        dear god,

        please let me have this man’s baybays.

        thank you.

      • Jaw porn!! great! lol

        However I haven’t found something that tops my wallpaper yet. I have the picture from Japan that Moon and UC posted a few weeks ago as the sunday miracle, the one where the only thing you can see is his crotch. I love it! My mom forbids me to change it cuz she thinks it’s even a little artistic.

        And today, the technician came to fix my internet. I wasn’t home, but my mom told me that he opened my notebook, turned it on, and then froze at the picture, looking at my mom as if he was wondering how safe he was in this house lol. Gotta love my mom, cuz she told him -very seriously- that I was a photographer, and that the model was actually my boyfriend. She finished with a “don’t you think it’s artistic?” LOL

        I love her!

        • Very artistic!

  38. Hi Tara! I feel so disconnected! Well I was lit”rally disconnected, but u get the idea lol

    I have tons to catch up now, cuz the one day I don’t have internet, you girls posted like 800 comments! lol So, while I listen to some music and update this window, I’ll open another one to read past comments. Multitask! lol

    What else?…Oh, UC, Obviously I wasn’t there, but I also hate the bitchy Burbank Film Fest Intern. I trust that everything was exactly as you said it was and that woman is just plain stupid. (SpunkMe? Another bomb, please!)

    • i lurve this site.we have a resident pipe bomb maker LMAO!!!! p.s. can we still send one to lainey? pls,pls???

      • im sure SpunkMe wouldnt mind making an extra one for lainey!!

    • Ya we were on a role yesterday!

      • and i totes missed that one * cries* effing RL ggrrrrrrrr

  39. and a funny new moon synopsis from LTT,in case u guys havent been there,there is some funny shiz posted today!!

    • THIS. IS. AMAZING.

  40. omg listen to the lyrics….sooooo funny

    • LMAO “you wish you last name was Cullen” bah HELL YES Please!!

  41. Just jumping in here–oh moon, you lucky lucky girl! As a HTB virgin I am sooo envious that you got to see it for real! It’s great to have good friends in Twitterland and in the LTR world. I’ll def buy the soundtrack–good to know. Boo to bitchy BFF Intern. Not cool. Loved watching the trailer again.

    @Vickyb–Thanks for asking that perpetual question….loved all the gorgeous Robness!

  42. ok girls i have to go back to the realWorld for a while!… il be back later tonight!

  43. Sooo, laundry-done (not really)
    House cleaning -done (as good as it’s gonna get today)
    Robsessing- Could never be done!

    finally got the video uploaded to DM…I cinfused myself in the process..no big surprise there …lol but anyhow, could someone check it out and tell me what it looks like to you? Thank ya!

    http://www.dailymotion.com/user/MJ2001

    • Looks good, sounds good. I was prepared this time, sitting on towel ❤

      • Cool then! Oh and just so you know I snagged your Disco Stick and Closer to Rob vids and put em on my mp3 player…I do love em so!

    • OMG MJ!!! JAG was right–get a towel! You did a great job on this. Think I’ll watch it again!

  44. Bye Tara!!

    Hey people, this is old news, an old interview, but I liked the title.

    Dear Rob,
    If you want a long distance relationship, I’m your perfect girl, cuz I live in Chile. You wouldn’t have to see me everyday, and you’d miss me, maybe sometimes as much as I would be missing you. Wanna give it a try?
    CHILE, ROB! The end of the fucking world! Is that enough distance for you?

    I’ll be waiting!
    Dany.

    • sorry, here’s the link:

      http://key-jed.com/robert-pattinson-desperate-having-long-distance-relationship/

      • Dear Rob,

        if a long distance is what you need,im even further away than dany there.kuwait baby!!! how much further can you get?!!

        kisses to the V,

        sherin

        • Damn it, I have competition! LOL!!!

          Well, Sherin, you seem like a nice girl, no need to make any of us unhappy, why don’t we share him? lol

          • i get him on MWF,you can have him the rest of the week!lol.its like shared custody of the robnana!!!lol

          • Pfft..that’s nothing as far as distance goes..

            Dear Rob,
            If it’s distance you truly want, I’m your girl..yes I do live in Robgina, USR. But I’m so rural, they still deliver mail by pony express. I shit you not. I have to walk all the way to town to use the one pay phone we have. Plus no one here has a clue who you are, or what Twilight is.(cept for me of course) So, you see if you ever feel the need to get away from it all and just relax in anonymity, my quaint little town is the place.
            I will spoil you silly. Promise!

            Love,
            Me

  45. @Sherin: Shared custody of the robnana!!1 I loved that!!!! LMAO

    @M.J: mmm that is a good argument…How about this, in certain times of the year, Rob, Sherin and I go to your home as a hide away place?
    That way, your visits won’t interfere with the visiting agreement between Sherin and I and you get to spend some time with him. LOL
    It’s a good offer, think about it!

    • sure Dany! as long as my #1 rule is in place and being followed by the two of you…No banging of HHH while you’re my guests..because I shall be the only banger of said bangee during the duration of his stay (and yours) Lmao!

      • Wow, that’s a tough one…(right Rob? lol) We’ll have to ask sherin, too…mmm…well I suppose our new born friendship means a lot to me, so I guess I can give you that one, specially considering that this agreement works in the assumption that I’ve slept with Rob, and I will keep doing it after our visit. So yes, I accept! LOL

        This is SO easy!!! All we need now is to convice Rob! Piece of cake! LMAO

        • LMAO! Unless ya’ll wanna make it a 4way….I could possibly be up for that..

          Hear that Rob? 4WAY!!!

          • It doesn’t get any better than that, Rob, just say yes while we’re up to it!!!

            Last chance!!!

            (no need to tell him that we’ll love him forever, right?)

          • No need at all!

  46. HI girls- Just saw this on Robsessed- In Style

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/in-style-photoshoot.html

    • Hey Gen!

      Yay, Bigger pictures!! I love bigger pictures! I love bigger Rob! I love bigger Rob’s….talent! lol

      Thanks!

    • Me likey, except Kristen hanging all up on our boy..makes me wanna do the high school thing all over again.
      Did ya ever just hate some of those chicks in high school? So much that when you got your yearbook you automatically chose the pics of those uber snotty chicks and blacked out their eyes, teeth, or whole face with your much chewed on bic pen??

      *mentally blacks out Kstews face…Ahhhhhh, much better! Lol.

  47. @EyeC: thank Ya, thank ya verra much!

    • Hey MJ, can i put your video on my website, with full credit of course. Let me know ❤

      • With full credit to you of course…heehee too much wine. I really liked the Variety interview you put in the vid, can you hook me up with a copy.

        • where he’s got on a white like thermal shirt on???

          • Yep, me likey ❤

          • yeah , ok can you gimme your email addy or do you want me to upload it to my photobucket and give you the link??

          • Link works ❤

      • OMG! A big old HELL YES! I would be so honored! ❤

        • Cool I’ll get it up tonight (that’s what he said)….once again too much wine LOL

          • pour me a glass..lol

    • I liked your video, MJ! I can’t get tired of looking at him, over and over and over…

      • Thanks honey!

        • what the name of the song for the post…

          • Rob Is So Hott?? lol..

  48. Girls, I know you always make videos, so maybe you can help me.
    I have a few videos from the Radiohead concert, but the audio sucks, and now I got some pretty decent audios and I want to put them in my video instead of mines. So the question is, does anybody know how to eliminate the audio of a video that I recorded and put a diferent audio in it?

    Thanks!!

    • hmm, let me think Dany, I maybe could help ya..let me look around to see if I can figure out how..

      • 😉 thanks!

        I’m gonna get something to eat, be back in a few minutes!

  49. @ Dany..ok see you later in a few..

    @ JAG…here ya go..

  50. Hi ladies! Just dropping in quickly..

    Love InStyle pics almost as much as VF pics – there’s something about sunkissed Rob…

    • hey! I think we’re alone here …it’s gotten awfully quiet…

      they are nice pics huh?


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