Dear Rob,
Tonight my friend Dave was over. This was our conversation:
Dave: What are you doing?
Me: Kicking everyone’s ass in the Dazzle Awards
Dave: What are the Dazzle Awards?
Me: We’re up for an award for our site about Robert Pattinson
Dave: What site? (seriously, Dave? Where the H have you been? Haven’t you wondered where I’ve been for the past few months?)
Me: LettersToRob.com
Dave: Who’s Rob?
Me: (blank stare)
Dave: Is he the one who wrote your vampire book?
Oh the stuff guys say about you! On to your mailbag! Read NOW!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
Seriously yesterday you guys BLEW OUR MINDS with the support on the Dazzle Awards. Let’s keep it up! We’re gonna win this one! Vote for us NOW!
The RobQ
Dear Rob,
After patiently crossing off the calendar days leading up to March 24, I arrive at CVS to get a copy of the April GQ. You already know I’m not buying this mag for my husband. Scanning the readers’ aisle, I suddenly see GQ… Justin Timberlake on the cover? NO!! Wait, it’s only the March issue. But where is the one with the Hottest Man On The Planet gracing the cover?
A nice guy behind the counter looks up as I casually mention,”One of your magazines (I refrain from saying which one) is supposed to hit the stands today, and I was wondering when it’s gonna be in your store?” Innocent enough. He pauses. Then he looks me up and down once, stopping at my eyes. His face now adopts an earnest, sympathetic look, for he already knows which mag I want. He has detected the feverish craving beneath my mask of casual calm – he’s seen it before. He tells me, in a voice like a therapist,”Our truck (or possibly an armored car?) is guaranteed to deliver that issue tomorrow. You can get it then.” Tomorrow comes, and my hyperventilating is mostly manageable as I acquire my hard copy, and it’s all there: the photos, up close & personal, of this gorgeous, sensitive, sexy man…his eyes, lips, hair (and a package to die for, right?)…OH MY ROB! 😀
-ApronBabe
Dear Rob
Last month I was getting hot and heavy on the couch with a very eligible young bachelor, but cut him off cold and sent him packing halfway through because I wanted to watch you on my grainy, dodgy version of Twilight that I stole from my housemate who bought it off the black market whilst in Fiji.
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I have turned down two dates from very handsome young men in the last month because I felt that neither of them could live up to the incredibly high physical standards I now expect in a man, as set by yourself. This is very concerning to both myself and my friends as I have been single for coming up to 8 months now (which may not be unusual to some, but really is when it comes to me, I mean honestly, I’m quite a catch.), and for the last two months it has been by choice due to the below detailed new mental checklist.
New mental checklist when checking out a guy:
- Does he have a carefree/starving artist unshaven vibe going on?
- Is he wearing either a) a Dolce Gabbana tux or b) grubby clothes that he’s worn for the last three days straight?
- Does he have incredibly long fingers?
- Does he have floppy, untidy looking golden brown hair that looks as though it hasn’t been washed in about 6 months? (admittedly this is very hard look for any other mortal man to pull off, but you do it so well)
- Does he use said fingers to constantly comb through said unwashed hair?
- Does he have piercing green/blue/grey eyes that scream “Do me, do me now. I don’t care that we’re in the middle of the Post Office, rip my clothes off and do me in front of the little old lady arguing about the price of sending a set of encyclopedias to her grand daughter in Japan”?
Sadly, none of them did.
But you do, Rob. You do.
Oh Rob. Why do I love you when you torture me so with your un-attainablility?
Desperate and Dateless (thanks to you),
Carrie
UC note: Carrie told us that this letter was inspired by “your site (and of course by our Lord above, below and in between [the sheets] Robert Pattinson).”
Read more from Rob’s Mailbag, after the jump
The United States of Roberica
Dear Rob,
While we hope you are enjoying your stay in Vancouver, the American Ladies of LTR would like to remind you how much we miss you back in The States. To prove the depth of our passion for you, we have decided to rename our country, and our states, in YOUR honor! (Some of them are the teensiest bit risqué, but we know you love a good joke, so we hope you aren’t offended.)
This actually began with a comment on our forum, that you are in, not Vancouver, as you supposed, but Robcouver. Surprise! Canada, um, Robanada, is doing it, too! Therefore, one day soon you may travel to Robec, ToRobto, Robifax or even Robtreal. When you do head south again, here are the new states’ names. We don’t want you to be confused by all the new signs the government will have to put up now that these changes have been made to-
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The United States of Roberica:
Alabama = Robabama | Montana = Robtana |
Alaska = Robaska | Nebraska = NebRobska |
Arizona = Robizona | Nevada = Robada |
Arkansas = Arkanbert | New Hampshire = New Robshire |
California = Robifornication | New Jersey = New Robsey |
Colorado = ColoRobo | New Mexico = New Robico |
Connecticut = ConnRobert | New York = New Yorbert |
Delaware = Robaware | N. Carolina = N. Robolina |
Florida = Floribert | N. Dakota = N. Robkota |
Georgia = Robgia | Ohio = OhiRob |
Hawaii = Robaii | Oklahoma = ORobahummah |
Idaho = IdoRob | Oregon = ORobgone (a sad state indeed!) |
Illinois = Robnoise | Pennsylvania = Robsylvania |
Indiana = Robdiana | Rhode Island = Rob Island |
Iowa = IowRob | S. Carolina = S. Robolina |
Kansas = Kanbert | S. Dakota = S. Robkota |
Kentucky = Robtucky | Tennessee = Robessee |
Louisiana = LooseRob | Texas = Robsexass |
Maine = Robster | Utah = URob |
Maryland = Robyland (as opposed to Robland, where you were born. Yes, Europe, uh, EuRob is joining in, as well!) | Vermont = Robmount |
Massachusetts = Robachusetts | Virginia = Robgina |
Michigan = Robagainplz | Washington = WashingRob |
Minnesota = Robesota | W. Virginia = W. Robgina |
Mississippi = Robissippi | Wisconsin = Robsin |
Missouri = Robouri | Wyoming = Roboming |
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We didn’t forget Washington D.C. (= WashingRob D.B. (you dirty boy, you!)), Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands, either! Puerto Robo & The Nolonger-Virgin Robslands. We hope that you enjoy the lengths to which we will go to show our appreciation of your many fine talents. Thank you, Rob, for being YOU!
Always, bandmum
Millbert, Robabama, USR
Rob as a college study aid.
Dear Rob,
There I am in marketing class, learning all about pricing- bundle pricing, geographic pricing, value pricing, line pricing and on, and on, and on . . . . As always, the instructor goes off on some irrelevant tangent for ten minutes, and I spend the time reading ahead in the chapter. Oh look, next we have discrimination in pricing and promotions. That should be interesting. There’s even a law about it. The Robertson-Patman Act.
Let me repeat that. The Robertson-Patman Act.
Or, as it will forever be known in my addled brain . . . The Robert-Pattinson Act.
I spent the next thirty minutes alternating between uncontrollable giggling and unbridled fear that the instructor would call on me (no doubt because he’s noticed the uncontrollable giggling) and expect me to make some sort of coherent statement about it — and I can now only think/speak of it as the Robert-Pattinson Act.
The good news is, this is one law I’ll never forget . . . . 🙂
-MLu
Robsite Optimization
Dear Robert Pattinson,
I read in your GQ interview that you frequently read the blogs and rumors that are written about you on the internet. I may overuse the name Robert Pattinson in this letter, but it’s simply because the more I write Robert Pattinson, the more likely it is that it will turn up at the top of the list when you google yourself (Robert Pattinson). I just want you (Robert Pattinson) to know that you are an amazing actor, I would love to dry hump meet you, I think that we would really have a lot in common. We both like beer, we both have only one pair of black pants, neither of us know how to tie our shoes, and we both have a blatant disregard for our outward appearance…. but that really just skims the surface. You, Robert Pattinson, are incredibly awkward and a bit socially retarded….so am I!! You see, a date between the two of us would be magical! Now, Robert Pattinson… I will gladly drive the 300 miles to Vancouver for this date, so if you happen to be chillin on your laptop tonight, googling yourself and laughing at the expense of all of us fangirls, maybe you should just shoot me an email – we can talk hot pockets and I’ve got some other great microwavable items that you might like to try out.
C’mon now K-Stupid and Nikki Lesbo Reed cannot be satisfying your manly needs. You need someone with a little more skill to help you practice those elaborate love scenes.
Thanks for your time Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson……..
<3,
Lacey
Rob- the world’s most perfect man
For a while I’ve been trying to place why you looked familiar to me, and I couldn’t pinpoint it. Then I saw this pic of the David. Anyway, I was struck by how similar you and the “world’s most perfect man” were from Michaelangelo’s perspective. The jaw line is identical, and pouty mouth and nose and almost everything. crazy. Your ear is much better I think. You sort of have a Lord of the Rings “elf” ear.
Love,
Adrienne
Like the idea of Rob as the “world’s most perfect man?” The gals at Twilight-headed had the same idea!
Keep sending us your letters! WE LOVE THEM! We can’t post them all, and sometimes we forget to post really good ones and by the time we remember the info is WAY old and NOT relevant (our bad! If you wanna complain.. pay us to blog full-time and we won’t forget those things!) Thanks to EVERYONE who has submitted letters so far! We are SO BLESSED to have amazing, readers who feel “connected” to what we do (awww- gushy!) and we don’t THANK YOU enough! XOXO
Desperate and Dateless was HYSTERICAL! I loved it…seriously I too find myself saying no to dates because what are they going to say to me? They’ve been waiting 100 years for me? Not quite. Prolly since last weekend when their other hookup didn’t work out! XX
By: Renschke on April 3, 2009
at 8:20 am
first comment, congrats! are you a NEW commenter too!? xoxo
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:16 am
“I too find myself saying no to dates because what are they going to say to me? They’ve been waiting 100 years for me?”
LOL!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 10:23 am
W.O.W. First comment again?
Do I get a freebie/Robbie for this??
UC/Moon: Please say I do!!!
This is really priceless, you have really outshone all of your past endeavours girls! You rock!
I wanted to open the day with some serious thoughts on this pic:
http://tinyurl.com/d3xhma
Am I alone out here or THIS engenders the dirtiest insticts in you too???
I.AM.DIED.
By: Monica on April 3, 2009
at 8:30 am
I’m making this photo my desktop. When I get sick of looking at my husband — who bares a resemblance to Butter Bean — I will simply turn on my MacBook and stare… and stare… Did I mention I’d stare?!
By: jle on April 3, 2009
at 10:09 am
hahaha ‘butter bean’ good idea. Stare away!
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:23 am
i am died too
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:15 am
love the pic! more, more, more!
By: debs on April 3, 2009
at 10:18 am
He He. I live in Robgina.
By: JanetOC on April 3, 2009
at 8:32 am
i live in Robifornication. amen and amen. WEST COAST represent! 😀
seriously i LOVE this letter dump gals some amazing writing!
By: themoonisdown on April 3, 2009
at 6:04 pm
robifornication.. another reason why D & D should love Twilight & Rob… hank moody is their hero!
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 6:09 pm
Just for the name alone I am moving to:
Robsexass.
Awesome letters!
By: Spank Ransom on April 3, 2009
at 8:32 am
LMAO me too! im packing my bags right now! 😀
By: grace on April 3, 2009
at 8:37 am
I thought just the same!!! Sounds like HE could not live ELSEWHERE, could he???
By: Monica on April 3, 2009
at 8:47 am
Ok so Carrie! You said it girl. I haven’t yet in my 30 years met a man on the planet that can pull of the do me do me now vibe like Rob does with one look. And he is doing this through a silver screen. It is a special special talent. One of many I am guessing 😉
By: Mandy on April 3, 2009
at 8:47 am
Ditto. Even if I didn’t a;ready agree with Carrie, I think that I am using her thought process as my excuse for being single. Well, that and the fact that I spend too much time dicussing one of my fav topics.
Love all the letters!! Good choices.
By: JanetOC on April 3, 2009
at 8:56 am
Haha I am thinking about starting some sort of support group for women who choose to remain single, due to their desire to “save themselves” for Rob. I am so glad there are others out there like me… Did I mention that I am considering re-virginising myself so when (not if, Rob, WHEN. Cos you know it’s gonna hppen. Just accept it, Rob, you can’t hide forever) Rob and I DO finally hook up I can just pretend that he is totally my first time. Um, did I just admit that? Yep, I have definitely crossed over that fine line into wrong town.
By: Carrie on April 5, 2009
at 9:06 pm
Oh I want to move to WashingRob D.B.
By: Crimsonpallete on April 3, 2009
at 8:49 am
OH yay! I want to move to Robsylvania 🙂
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 9:48 am
I’m sitting in the middle of lecture with my hand clamped over my mouth in a fit of giggles.
I really need to make sure that I don’t read this site while I’m in class.
Take Care,
Much Love from Dom in ToROBto, ROBanda.
By: domisgone on April 3, 2009
at 8:57 am
No way another LTRer from ToROBto, ROBanada. And I though I was all alone…
@Monica mmmm THANK YOU I.AM.DIED. too
By: Just a Girl on April 3, 2009
at 9:21 am
Many of us hide away here in Robanada, I live in oshroba, home of GM (wish it was Volvo’s instead)
By: pishposh71 on April 3, 2009
at 9:40 am
Actually I’m from ROBississauga! But ToROBto is a more noticeable city than ROBississauga!
By: domisgone on April 3, 2009
at 10:27 am
You are scarily close to me. Like minutes away.
By: Just a Girl on April 3, 2009
at 12:17 pm
Don’t forget me in Robmonton!!!! ROBanada! LOL
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 10:50 am
I was just in Robmonton! 😀 I can’t believe you got snow in april!
but back in Robcouver. hehe
By: judy on April 4, 2009
at 2:28 am
another fan in ToROBto here! i say we rally the troops and take over. mwa ha ha ha ha!
cheers,
amanda
By: amanda on April 3, 2009
at 11:55 am
don’t get caught! i don’t want your prof to see this site! :):)
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:16 am
It’s enough the girls at my table tease me for by ROBward obsession. Along with this site, and my constant readings on ROBsessed and Fan Fics, I’m known as a ROBnerd!
By: domisgone on April 3, 2009
at 10:28 am
So I’ve been lurking for a while now, just reading what you amazing ladies have writting about the fabulous Rob and I had to come out of lurkdom to comment on Carrie’s letter. I know exactly what you are talking about girl!! Nobody can compare to my utter obsession (Rob of course!) and his “do me” look is drool-worthy!!
By: VampireVixen on April 3, 2009
at 9:14 am
YAY! we love when people come out of lurkdom! Thanks for doing that 🙂 XOXO
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 9:48 am
Welcome, VampireVixen! (love your name!)
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 10:22 am
This is a difficult site to lurk on for long. There is so much goodness to discuss.
By: Spank Ransom on April 3, 2009
at 12:43 pm
These are hilarious and I agree with every single one.
Nini in Floribert 😉
PS. Have I mentioned today how much I love this man? I stayed up until 4:30 am last night/this morning watching Rob interviews on youtube. OH, the perfection…
PPS. I voted! 🙂
By: ninirific on April 3, 2009
at 9:18 am
Good mornig girls!! (hey domisgone from ToROBto!)
Great letters this morning! It’s hard not to agree with all of them!
I’m having problems myself with that date thing…You see, I’m not the prettiest/smartest/coolest girl on earth, but somehow there’s always someone a cutie that wants to go out with me, and normally when I like someone it’s not hard at all to get his attention and then a date.
The problem now is that I just don’t like anyone. It’s not that I’m compairing people to Rob, or that I’m saying “I’m waiting for Rob”. Cause I know that I’ll never meet Rob, it’s not gonna happen, at least not in the way I want it to happen. So no, I’m really not doing that. It’s just that I’m not interested in anyone. That only happened to me before when I was really in love with my boyfriend at the time, so everybody else where just friends, or people that held no interest to me.
Maybe it has something to do with this moment of my life. Studying for this bar exam is a little stressing (and I still have like 8 more months), I study almost all day everyday. It’s like that movie, Groundhog Day, cuz every fucking day is the same. is like waking up in the same day LOL. I don’t have many things to talk about since I study all day.
…or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can’t get Rob out of my head, that I close my eyes and there he is, that I have to make a conscious effort to stop “seeing” him and focus on the book I’m studying, and that if there is something to talk about I remember something about Rob and I have to shut up about it.
Maybe….
Nah, it has to be the study. Right?
Please say yes, and that I’m still a normal person! LOL
Kisses!
By: Dany on April 3, 2009
at 9:25 am
Yeah Bar Exam! Good Luck, try to stay sane!
By: JanetOC on April 3, 2009
at 10:01 am
Hey JanetOC!
Yeah, it’s hard, and Rob isn’t helping much lol
By: Dany on April 3, 2009
at 10:26 am
U taking the Canadian Bar Exam? How many days is that one? I took the Robyland Bar Exam and waived into the Robwashing, D.B. bar, even though I now live in Robgina. Ughhhh.
Bar exams should be about cocktails not thick legal texts.
By: JanetOC on April 3, 2009
at 10:41 am
Hey!
I never even noticed you said Hi to me… well, until now 🙂
I am married. But after reading the Twilight series, and dreaming endlessly about Edward/Rob, I… myself… found it hard daydream of anyone else…. besides Rob.
I find myself doing my assignments for school, and ending up reading LTR, or Robsessed… or Fan Fics. Fan Fics are my dirty little secret… and they ALWAYS interrupt my homework. I need to find a quiet place without internet connection. Or a new mind that hasn’t been tainted by SadRob and the notorious GQ photographs.
-sigh- I think we need to start some kind of group therapy sessions. LTR can’t count as one, cause it just makes my obsession worst.
Embarrassingly Obsessed,
Dom
(From ToROBto :P)
By: domisgone on April 3, 2009
at 5:42 pm
HILARIOUS!!! All of those letters are so great! I’m glad I’m at home so I don’t have to stifle any snorts or giggles!
Love to you all from Robsylvania, USR (and I’ve never been all that interested in moving to the South before, but Robsexass sounds like a pretty great place.) 😉
By: Steph on April 3, 2009
at 9:35 am
“Robgina?”
No. For many reasons, none of which I’ll list here.
And again, NO.
By: Leigh Anne on April 3, 2009
at 9:37 am
I hear ya, but it still sounds funny to say, even though the connotations could have various strange and disturbing interpretations.
By: JanetOC on April 3, 2009
at 10:05 am
did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this am, LA?
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:18 am
No, but you know I am hurting. Ew.
OK, seriously….Robgina is too close to “Mangina.” And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
By: Leigh Anne on April 3, 2009
at 12:42 pm
i just htink maybe you’re a crabby-crabster
🙂 jk only love for you and your pain
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 1:06 pm
I have to say that that last one with the picture of David??? I mean how much better can it get than that. Alas our man will never come here as he only likes to read all the things wrong with him. If we ever want to cross the boundaries between earth and the heavens we would have to start a section for all the haters to post in. This would be hard to do without around the clock therapy and strong medication to keep my sanity. Me loves me some Rob, I cannot hate.
By: pishposh71 on April 3, 2009
at 9:45 am
If there is an earthquake in Robnoise-it will because I seduced RP to come do me now!
By: Cathie on April 3, 2009
at 10:02 am
haha hilarious cathie!!
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:19 am
Today’s Letters were freaking hilarious.
@Monica re; this pic-http://tinyurl.com/d3xhma
Ditto
*THUD*
I.AM.DIED
For anyone who has read the Submissive I looked up the song B/E danced at fundraiser. Perfect.
@JAG are u there? Gotta question for u.
By: Carrie on April 3, 2009
at 10:06 am
I’m here. What’s up?
By: Just a Girl on April 3, 2009
at 12:19 pm
Love it love it. Thanks for that Carrie.
By: EyeC on April 3, 2009
at 2:53 pm
so yea…
I always envision him in the Post office…
its pretty ridiculous that I feel the same thing.
he has set the craziest standards that no one I feel can even consider meeting…
By: Brittany on April 3, 2009
at 10:09 am
Good morning ladies, from ROBSEXASS.
By: Jess on April 3, 2009
at 10:16 am
lucky! the best “rob” state!
xo
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:23 am
What part of Robsexass are you from Jess? I’m in Abilene.
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 11:52 am
awesome letters. the gals on this site are so creative, wish i could compete!
@soccermom thanx for the recap!
By: debs on April 3, 2009
at 10:16 am
ROTFLMAO! Today’s letters are a scream! I’m laughing so hard!
LMAO! I love how GQ got to the point where neither of us had to even mention which mag we needed when calling or going
to the bookstore. I wonder how many copies that sucker has sold now?
@Carrie, love your “does he have….” descriptions, especially the post office one! LOL!
I love that I live in NebRobska! LOL! I’m forever going to call it that now, LOL! This is my fave: “ToRobto” LMAO! “Floribert”, ok, now I’m crying! LMAO!
Going through comments from last night as I wasn’t online at all last night.
However, I did rent Twilight AGAIN on HD On Demand last night, LOL! I own the dvd 4 times on dvd yet I still order it on tv, LMAO!
I need to just go out and get a bluray player already! Geez! But it’s sooooo much better in HD.
And then my ass was in bed by 10:30pm. I am friggin exhausted this week, don’t know why.
LMAO @soccermom and the sleeping child in towel.
I have emailed myself all the youtubes posted last night, can’t wait to check them out.
@Gen, you were so rocking the photos! I can’t wait until his hair gets back to “that stage” again. RAWR!
I’ve got something going on every night through Monday so I won’t be able to join in in the fun in the evenings.
So didn’t want anyone to think I’m ignoring the LTR love.
Thanks everyone for making me feel better about the whole restaurant post because I felt like a
stupid f*ckwad at first. LOL! Don’t know why, I guess I was just having a moment, LOL!
I’m going to go see “Adventureland” tonight. I have a friend who’s in love with Ryan Renolds and I told myself I would continue
to see Kristen Stewart’s films. Gotta support the TwiPeeps careers! So hopefully it’s good.
We’ve got 2 people out of the office today, one sick and one on vacation so looks like it’s gonna be crazy, so I’ll be in and out today.
TGIF! Hugs, kisses and Apotampkin, everyone!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 10:18 am
let me know how adventure land is! maybe i’ll do that tonight too!
HUGS
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:21 am
Will do,
Hugs back
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 10:52 am
oh filmed in Kennywood..my neck of the woods…or should I say ROBBYWOOD hahahah I said Robby and Wood together hahahaha…sorry been a rough day and it is only noon lol
By: brummielover on April 3, 2009
at 12:00 pm
I noticed in google chrome that the United States of Roberica looked a little effed up, i think i fixed it. wordpress hates me when i insert html tables.. especially b/c i kinda make it up cuz i know 0 html.
enough geek speak for today.
I ❤ Rob
Um.. also.. I think the Dazzle awards are OVER? and We WON!? ZOMG!
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 10:22 am
Did you this NEW PE??? He has the cool shades, but he comes with a Bella 🙂
By: vickyb on April 3, 2009
at 10:44 am
oops! forgot to put the link to hot topic…..
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028399&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442195817&bmUID=1238771191322
By: vickyb on April 3, 2009
at 11:06 am
I’m doing the unthinkable and buying one for my 1 y/o niece to play with. My sister (is crazy) thinks barbie and friends are secretly whores (maybe not so crazy on that one). Niece went to see Twilight with us in January and cooed and giggled at Robward everytime he was on the screen. It was adorable. So anyway, I’m getting her the Bella/Edward action figures as an alternative to slut barbie and her friends to play with. I may have to disown her if she chews his arms off though…
By: Ayden on April 3, 2009
at 11:20 am
YAY!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 10:46 am
Congrats on the win!!
By: Ayden on April 3, 2009
at 11:20 am
uc (& moon!), if the win is true then CONGRATULATIONS. it’s so well deserved. myself and i’m sure absolutely everyone else here appreciates every effort the two of you put into this lovely site. YAY FOR YOU BOTH!
By: amanda on April 3, 2009
at 12:09 pm
Awesome as usual. I now have a list of possible states we can move to when my hubs gets out of the Navy. I wonder which one he will choose???
By: vickyb on April 3, 2009
at 10:22 am
All the letters this morning made my day. I have to work later and I dread it all morning.
I have to say, if I hadn’t been engaged when I first read Twilight and hadn’t been married when the movie came out, it would have been extremely hard to date anyone but someone who looked exactly like Rob. Sometimes I wish my husband had Rob hair. But like I mentioned in a previous comment, my husband looks like Butter Bean. So instead, I think about how it would be if I met Rob. Me and my friend agreed that since it’s Rob, I would be able to consider that a freebie. And seriously — what the hell would be going through your mind if you met Rob? Not like “Oh, let me get a picture with you” but more of a “Do me now, do me now” while he’s breathing heavily into your ear type thing. And ladies, I know deep down you can take The Tuck photo and imagine a very different nether region. Uh huh…
By: jle on April 3, 2009
at 10:22 am
hey anyone else having trouble with the dazzle awards page?
By: debs on April 3, 2009
at 10:22 am
oops just saw your comment @unintendedchoice
By: debs on April 3, 2009
at 10:27 am
Alright, Girls, I have to go. take care!!
See you later!
By: Dany on April 3, 2009
at 10:27 am
@Jena thanks, I think we all know who inspired it! 😉
@jle awww The Tuck, I think my roommate and I stared at that for at least an hour… it was enlarged of course!!
By: VampireVixen on April 3, 2009
at 10:32 am
Right. So imagine what it would be like if Rob fuckin’ Pattinson was standing at the end of your bed with the look on his face on the link Monica posted with NO tuck at all.
I’m getting all lightheaded and hot. I think I need to stop thinking about it.
By: jle on April 3, 2009
at 10:35 am
LOL….. wow.
By: spamwarrior on April 3, 2009
at 10:34 am
Perfect way to start the day!!
Personally I would like a trip to Robgina, only in my head it’s not really the state formerly know as Virginia , it’s more like whe Rob is in YOUR…..ohh, you know what I mean!
By: Emmmes on April 3, 2009
at 10:43 am
Love these letters, what a way to start the day! As another fellow Canadian- not to forget Robmonton in Robanada. LOL
@UC & MOON- Congrats on the WIN! You deserve it! ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:07 am
Hot Topic-
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:15 am
I ❤ these picture so much I’m about to make love to my
monitor. But then I would 1) get fired, 2) get arrested and 3) be locked up in a
padded room and a straight jacket so maybe I better not! LOL!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:04 pm
Haha Jena! Indecent acts with your computer……LOL! ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 12:09 pm
Morning ladies!
@Carrie- Your letter killed me! The check list is absolutely hysterical and I will forever giggle in the post office from the visual.
@bandmum- You completed the list! Awesome! ROFL. I love it 😀
@Apronbabe- I can totally relate to the RobQ hunt. Our stores were some of the last, I think, to get it in. I was pretty sure I was going to die. So glad you got your copy!
@new awesome ladies- Welcome! 😀
@regulars- How are all of you? I’ve missed you crazy this week!
By: Ayden on April 3, 2009
at 11:16 am
Hey Ayden! Good to see ya. ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:18 am
Hi Ayden! I owe you an email!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:04 pm
Hi girls,
Well, I don’t live in USRoberica, but if I can choose one place to live in the USRoberica. I’ll probably choose ‘Robgia’.
B/c it’s just remember me of this word in Portuguese “Orgia”.
Definition of “Orgia”? Means, in english,
–> wild, drunken or licentious festivity or revelry.
My Portuguese-speaker brain understantds ‘Robgia’ like:
wild, drunken or licentious festivity or revelry… with Rob.
I’ll say no more.
United States of Roberica, I’m coming!
hahahaha
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 11:17 am
WOW! Never in my life have I been soooo grateful to live in the state of Robgina! Lol, I laughed so hard at that one, and of course without the extra “I” in it , I totally went to the Vagina thought and Rob of course..Should it have been RobginIa…does it matter, and do we care?? I’m thinkin that’s a big old fudgin’ “No”
By: M.J. on April 3, 2009
at 11:23 am
lol, thought so…
By: M.J. on April 3, 2009
at 12:10 pm
Hi from Robizona! I’m in the Rob-zone and I’ll pretend it’s his V zone. Licky licky.
@Carrie: Love your checklist! Even though no man will ever compare to Rob, you still need to get your freak on with someone at some point or you are going to explode with Robexual Tension!
I have never seen the Rob/David pic. That is awesome, he is an exact carbon copy of the perfect man. See? We all knew that already!
By: Ceri on April 3, 2009
at 11:25 am
Good morning everyone from ORobahummah City, ORobahummah!!
Great letters the past couple days. I REALLY missed you all!!
By: Amber on April 3, 2009
at 11:29 am
@Amber- good to see you! ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:33 am
ORobahummah City, ORobahummah, LMAO!
That’s a fun one to say, LOL!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 11:57 am
@Giseli- are you still there? I was wondering if you could translate something for me?
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:34 am
Hi Genevieve, I’m still here.
Yes, I can to translate for you. What’s the word?
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 11:40 am
Let’s see- ‘durma com os anjos e sonhe comigo’
Thx Giseli ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:45 am
You’re welcome, Genevieve!
This sentence means:
“Sleep with the angels and dream about me”
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 11:48 am
That’s beautiful 🙂
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 11:51 am
Yes, I think it is truly beautiful and very romantic too, right?
xox
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 11:54 am
@Giseli- Thanks again! Do you know what I thought it meant (don’t laugh too hard!) that it’s going to be a comical (funny) year! LOL
I know approximately 4 languages but unf. not portuguese.
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 11:59 am
Genevieve, I tried not laugh too hard… but I did! hahaha
But it’s only b/c I remembered myself PRETENDING that I know English. Nothing personal LOL
“that it’s going to be a comical (funny) year!” sentence in Portuguese –> “Este vai ser um ano (legal) engraçado!”
Portuguese IS a very difficult language… trust me. LOL
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 12:11 pm
It is SO romanitic!
Hey Gen! I want to know what you thought it meant. What language is that? I know a little spanish and looking at it now I can see the resemblences to words I’m familiar with.
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:04 pm
@French_Nugget- Hey FN- see above on what I thought it meant. It’s Portuguese.
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 12:12 pm
Hey ladies! Did I read that LTR won the Dazzle Awards?? Yay!!
Love all the letters from today, they’re great.
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 11:50 am
Really? I went to the site, but can’t see nothing about the winners…
But I’m positive LTR will win this award.
At least, I voted zillions of times and my RSI b/c of this have to mean something… LOL
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 11:59 am
MY FAVORITE FAVORITE FAAAAVVVOOORRRRITEEE is Texas=ROBSEXASS absolutely priceless…since I’m from Texas!!! LOVED IT!!! 🙂 LOL
By: krazykidd on April 3, 2009
at 11:55 am
Dazzle voting is closed and it looks like LTR won Best Rob site.
http://polls.freewebs.com/Members/Polls/viewPollResults.jsp?pollID=2941408&userID=39098289
LTR ladies rock!
By: Ceri on April 3, 2009
at 12:06 pm
Standing up and clapping loudly!
I’m off to the restroom so I’ll do cartwheels on the way there! 😉
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Do you think we get Rob as the dazzle prize?
Probably just bragging rights for UC and Moon.
By: Ceri on April 3, 2009
at 12:15 pm
That would be so nice 🙂
Bragging rights are still good though. We decided last night that UC and Moon should try to push to interview him. I thought that winning the Dazzle Awards would build street cred. Just saying.
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:25 pm
That’s really NEAT!
Congrats, UC and Moon!!
Congrats LTR!
You just deserve it! *clapping my hands*
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 12:18 pm
@Gen I saw that, but I guess I didn’t get that it was what you thought it meant. lol I think I stayed up too late last night and got up too early. lol
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:16 pm
LMFAO! read over the new USR again… RobTucky? Rob and tuck in the same word…hehehehe..
By: M.J. on April 3, 2009
at 12:17 pm
lol, then it woulda been even funnier…
By: M.J. on April 3, 2009
at 1:16 pm
@Carrie I’m here what’s up?
I’m finishing off Ode to Boy video now…so I’m lurking. You can tweet me to
Late2thePartee
By: Just a Girl on April 3, 2009
at 12:22 pm
Thanks. Got ur Tweet. Thanks!!!
By: Carrie on April 3, 2009
at 12:27 pm
I have to go now, girls b/c something REALLY exciting is waiting for me: -dishes in a sink-
I know! My life is a wild one, uh? LOL
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 3, 2009
at 12:24 pm
Later Giseli! My life isn’t even that exciting lol.
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:27 pm
Bye Giseli- see you later! ❤
By: Genevieve on April 3, 2009
at 12:27 pm
Happy sudsing and scrubbing, LOL!
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:55 pm
Why am I not surprised? LOL!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/robert-pattinsons-teeth-marks-on-dvd.html
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:30 pm
@Jena I just saw that. Please let the be a rumor. That is so embarrassing.
By: Carrie on April 3, 2009
at 12:31 pm
That’s just strange….
How are you today Jena?
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:34 pm
I’m good, thanks! I’m glad it’s Friday! How are you?
By: Jena on April 3, 2009
at 12:55 pm
Also glad it’s Friday and I’m off. I think I might need a nap. lol
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 1:03 pm
@Bandmum I graduated from HSU!! Go Cowboys! lol
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:30 pm
No problem. Glad to bring up good memories. I never really got into anything on campus.
That’s funny that she picked him out of a catalog! If only it were that easy….lol
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:52 pm
Did I miss anything from last nite, should I go back and read…
By: Just a Girl on April 3, 2009
at 12:31 pm
There is new chapter of the Dominate. HOT!!!!!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918631/8/The_Dominant
That was about it. We just talked about fanfic.
By: Carrie on April 3, 2009
at 12:33 pm
all you girls are the best!!!! LMAO! Still thinking about the Rob/David… the real David is 17 feet tall…hmmm, imagine Rob at 17′ feet tall (no tuck!)…you do the math! oh yeah…
By: apronbabe on April 3, 2009
at 12:40 pm
These letters are fabulous!
@apronbabe’s letter
i think in the weeks prior to the alleged release of the RobQ i purchased more magazines and coffee from my borders than i do in an entire year… i just couldn’t bring myself to bounce in there everyday and leave 2 seconds later empty handed… so i now have quite the impressive collection of April 2009 magazines.
@carrie’s letter
as a single gale in her mid-20s i too feel your pain. if a guy hits on me it takes every fiber in my body not to snicker out loud and say “seriously? seriously?! you have a buzz cut… you could never be rob.” of course, i instead just give a polite smile of sympathy… both for him and i… and continue on my night.
whoot whoot for RObsylvania…. and since Pennsylvania means “Penn’s Woods” we can only ascertain that Robsylvania means “Rob’s Wood” … which just really makes me happy to live here… i mean who wouldn’t want to wake up with Rob’s wood everyday?!?
By: Calliope on April 3, 2009
at 12:47 pm
LOL, I would. Although Idk if I’m willing to give up his Sexass lol
By: French_Nugget on April 3, 2009
at 12:49 pm
yes FN, you’ve got a good one too!
p.s. weren’t you just dying reading the newest chapters of Wide Awake?
By: Calliope on April 3, 2009
at 1:26 pm
you’re a GENIU! Rob’s wood! HAHA!
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 1:06 pm
ps where in Robsylvania? I’m in philly burbs
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 1:07 pm
same UC! i’m out in bucks county. u?
By: Calliope on April 3, 2009
at 1:22 pm
I need a Dave in my life.
I mean, I already have you guys to satisfy my need for daily laughter…but can you imagine the laughing possibilities if he were in my life?
By: Lauren on April 3, 2009
at 12:53 pm
oh L, you have NO idea… Dave is quite hysterical…
By: unintendedchoice on April 3, 2009
at 1:06 pm
Funny how I manage to log on right when we are talking about Rob’s wood.
By: Sass on April 3, 2009
at 1:25 pm
Coincidence??? I think not.
HI Sass. How u been? I miss my pervy commenter partner in crime. 🙂
By: Carrie on April 3, 2009
at 1:41 pm