Posted by: Bekah | March 31, 2009

Just another note for Sam Bradley

Skinny jeans and shitty shoes, that's def. Rob

Skinny jeans and shitty shoes, that's def. Rob hiding in the back

Dear Rob,

Peek-a-boo. I see you behind the curtains at Sam Bradley’s show. Can you pass along this message to your buddy for me? Thanks xo.

Sam-

I’m giving you mad props for riding your new-found fame the right way.  85% of the girls at your shows are there because you’re Rob’s bud, and they hope to see Rob. I think you know that, but you’re not bitter.

You’re not sitting around feeling sorry for yourself that your boy is the big hot star and you are riding in his shadow. No- you’re taking ADVANTAGE of your friend’s fame and using it to help YOUR career. And I respect that. I shouldn’t- I should tell you it’s selling out and it’s using Rob and it’s lame because you and Rob have no real connection other than your friendship and a song you wrote together (that is actually two separate songs but you got confused and/or drunk) that made it on a hit soundtrack. But I’m not going to tell you that because I think you’re a legit guy, and I hope that someday you and I become bff’s. And I don’t just hope that because I want to meet Rob at your next birthday party (well, 15% of me doesn’t hope for that reason).

I say keep running with what you got. Play tons of shows, hint that Rob might show up, and sell LOTS of CDs and merch to the suckas who come just to hear Rob. But as a gal with a music business degree who was a kickin’ artist management intern in ’04, I have to offer this advice: find yourself an audience other than Rob Pattinson fans.  Because the minute you and Robbie fight over something lame like who put a hole in Rob’s shiteous blue sweater from his HP days, or who was the first to kiss Shelly Smith during spin the bottle in 9th grade or you rag on Rob for actually getting down and dirty with KStew last year and your friendship ends, there goes 85% of your fanbase.

Looking forward to seeing you when you play Philly (I promise only 72% of me will be hoping Rob decides to show),

UnintendedChoice

(Um, did I just write a post that was mostly nice and barely snarky?  I feel weird. I’m sorry… let me fix that: Uh, your music isn’t that great. That’s not really true. I kinda like it. Damn, I got nothing. Enjoy this moment.. it rarely happens.)

Pic Proof Source

First letter we wrote to Sam (and Sam left us a comment- Sorry I was kinda mean in response… uh.. i’ll be nicer this time, promise)

We usually keep Rob letters on just LTR, but today LTT has some Rob-related shizz

Dazzle Awards. Help us win. Now


Responses

  1. I’m gonna go with a big yeah, that’s him on this. Seeing as how that IS Oregano, or a really great look-alike, and I can totes see that being KStew in the red flannel. Plus, we’ve seen Rob wearing that leather jacket/black hoodie combo in Robcouver before. AND every chick in that picture is looking his way/at him. It makes me sad that he has to do things this way…

    From Robsessed this morning.

    • Rob & Co. were allegedly out last night at some Vancouver Fashion Week thing too…

      From RobPattzNews:
      Late night scoop: Spotted. Rob & cast @ Vancouver Fashion Week Closing Gala Sunday night. Two Fashionistas got a chance to chat w/him.

      RT Fashionista#1 found new career as celebrity handler? think not – telling people to put away cameraphones so Twilight peeps don’t leave?

      RT Fashionista#2 chatted with Robert Pattinson of Twilight about Vancouver & London weather @ VFW Closing Gala

      RT Fashion Photographer: Last night was nuts! was supposedly at the same party as Robert Pattinson.

      RT Fashionista#1 Fashion Week has come to a close-change is coming-and to all who asked-Robert Pattinson from Twilight doesn’t smell bad

    • i agree..oregano and kstew on the couch, rob in the unibomber jacket.

      • after further examination i just have to say 1. kstew is an idiot. and 2. i feel so bad for rob, all those chicks ready to pounce. ugh.

        • OME Melissa did you say Kstew is an idiot??? But she is your girl…OH my oh my lol…yea you just made me day!

  2. Yes, I’m commenting AGAIN:P

    I really love Sam. I really really do; I even said something similar on Saturday. Let’s re-live that moment shall we? —

    “No, Sam is too much of a doll for me to be able to go there. I kind of like him a lot. I told the IRL BFF yesterday that I’d probably rather be with Sam than be with Rob… I know I know I know; blasphemy. But to me it’s more fathomable to hookup/date Sam. Weird, but that’s how my brain works. lol”

    **Then of course everyone freaked out, to which I responded**

    “It’s only because Sam is more accessible than Rob… don’t think I don’t have a plan in place for when Sam and I would break up and I would go running into the arms of his best friend for comfort.

    lmfao I’m a f*cking loon. Wow.”

  3. Such an enjoyable way to start the morning…yet AGAIN!

    @JBell, you crack me up. If Rob’s looked at this blog at all, I’m sure he thinks we’re all a bunch of repressed crazies. At least you’re not alone!

  4. UC…. you disappoint me. I know this letter was all in good fun but damn this is cold and in my op. wrong. “85% of the girls at your show are there bc of Rob” – I’m hardly 85% but I am not going to see Sam next month because I like Rob, think Rob’s hot, hope to see Rob, etc. I’m going because Sam writes great songs, can really sing and play and is so damn cute it’s not even funny (praying I won’t turn fangirl but would totally hook up with him if given a smidge of a chance). Yes it’s true I found Sam, Bobby and Marcus because of Rob but now it’s like I don’t even associate them with Rob anymore. Please don’t trash Sam again…even in jest. Some of his fan girls love him for who he is without Rob’s influence.

    • sorry to disappoint! just calling it as i see it! XO

    • Don’t be mad, girl! I’m sure, UC didn’t want to hurt Sam’s real fans’ feelings, that’s why she wrote 85 %, there’s still 15 % left, I mean 🙂
      I saw some pictures of the audience of one of his concerts and, yeah, there were a lot of Teens, I think they WERE waiting for Rob! So I must agree with you, UC, though it’s sad, but Sam’s fame has definitely s/t to do with Rob!

    • i think she was trying to keep it real. because let’s be honest 99.9% of us would NEVER have heard any of that music (bobby, sam, even rob’s) if it wasnt for ROB and even more so: TWILIGHT.

      so whatever way you wanna slice it at least you found out about some music you do like. rather it was because of rob or not.

      • I so love you for this, Moon.

  5. I know this is ‘old news’, but I love the comment he makes about Efron! Somehow, I could see them working together and becoming BFF!

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/hot-gossip-quickies-pattinson-defends-his-hygiene-habits-1512317.story?GT1=28135

  6. […] Just another note for Sam Bradley « Letters to Rob […]

  7. Found this too. Really nothing new, but what’s a girl to do on a slow Rob news day?

    http://www.canada.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Pattinson+readies+fans+Twilight+sequel/1430778/story.html

  8. OK, last one for awhile – I promise. I think JBell announced this yesterday.

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b106759_new_moon_newbie_cute_enough_battle.html

  9. So, I lied. (please don’t hold it against me). How about a nice HTB review? *spoiler alert*

    http://www.buzzine.com/2009/03/how-to-be/

  10. Soccermom, thanks for all the links this morning!

    @JBell, you crack me up!

    “the minute you and Robbie fight over something lame like who put a hole in Rob’s shiteous blue sweater from his HP days” LOL!

    Now onto Effron, never thought I’d say this but I actually dig the guy. Not in a let’s go buy curtains and make sweet love kind of way, but I actually think he’s entertaining. I want to see his new flick “17 Again” because the way he portrays the character looks like it’s gonna be hilarious acting.

    • @Jena – Hey gurl! Haven’t talked to ya in awhile. I have to admit *ducks*, I like Efron too. My 8 year old agreed to go to ’17 Again’ with me. LOL! Yes, the previews look hilarious and I like Matthew Perry too. I’ve got older girls, 15 and 12, and they say Efron is old news. Teenage girls are pretty fickle though.

      • @Soccermom, Hey! 🙂
        I think it looks like a good flick!
        And the other night on E! news
        Guiliana Depandi said “girls,
        if you are so over Robbie Pattz.”
        GASP, she called him Robbie!
        Then she went into a bit about some other actor, but I don’t
        remember who. And I thought “over?! OVER?!”
        Is she stupid!?

  11. Another EPIC post, putting out there what we are all thinking. I do really enjoy Sams music, I streamed it from his myspace page on Saturday while trying to do my taxes…made the paper cuts much more edurable.

    @JBell Reading that made me kind of sad 😦
    I think that pic at the party is definitely Rob (a la unibomber jacket). I think he’s going to have to start trying to get used to the way things are poor guy.

    Lot of short skirts hovering around him LOL. He doesn’t strike me as the type who likes that shizz, I get the feeling he likes a more laid back less maintenance kinda gal. Discuss.

    Dammit can someone tweet, I lost my tweetdeck again! ❤

  12. So off topic….if you run windows make sure your security updates are well up to date. There is rumored to be a virus hitting April 1 tomorrow. Also back up your systems, you dont want to lose your Rob pix, oh yea and all that less important work stuff.

    • @JAG – Thanks for the tip. I just read that over on MSN news. Could you imagine losing Rob pics, Twiporn and youtube links? *shudders* (going to back up my files now!)

  13. Good Morning!!!!!

    SM, I was waiting for the review of How To Be, I’ll go to read it and be right back.

  14. Man, I hope Sam comments again. That would be epic.

  15. Hi Ladies!
    I am totally with JBell on this one…that’s him…and doesnt’ Oregano look kinda stoned??

    I am also kinda pissed Rob has to go RobHood to get some serious fun…This sometimes makes me rethink the lenghts the fangirl in me would go to if I were ever on the same continent as he is (luckily Britain is STILL an island).

    Franz Ferdinand last night Rocked!!! I will try and post some pics later tonight when I get home, but I warn you: my three disc set of TWILIGHT has finally landed on my desk this morning…

    so TONIGHT…I have a oneway ticket to Forks, WA.
    I may not be back soon.

    Love ya all, will be back when my Cullenitis has been healed.
    M

    • @JAG!!! Another one for the Robisms Dictionary!!!

  16. And oh…there was a piece of gossip on an Italian site that says that EFRON of all people has been shooed by his fans for his lack of personal hygiene…
    Does that ring any bells?
    Gossipmongers out of ideas?

    • I’ve heard about that, too. There was a picture of Efron’s ear and it was, yeah, very dirty, so some “fans” threw cotton sticks at him at a premiere in England! How funny’s this LOL

      • That’s very disrespectful…Thank God no one did that to Rob when people were talking about him smelling (Blasphemy!).

        • I agree and it probably have been haters not fans who did that (At least I hope so for Efron). BO can’t be seen on pictures and I never believed Rob would smell, but you can’t deny dirt in an ear when there are pictures of it.

          • That’s the episode I heard too!!! I guess:

            a) Efron fans are not as good as RobFans
            b) Efron is not as good as Rob

            = two eternal truths, probably… 😀

  17. @soccermom: Thanks for the review! I want to see the movie, it looks really interesting. I love how Brits play with the thin line of dark humour.

    Two more things:
    1.- Who is this woman?
    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00023167.html

    2.- Does any of you have a pic where I can take a good look at Rob’s Nike`s? Do not judge me, but I’d like to have them…

    • @Dany – LOL! I was just reading that article. Whitney Port is a nobody, wannabe A-lister who got a break on a US reality show called ‘The Hills’, about a bunch of rich kids in LA with nothing better do to than create drama in thier lives (sorry if anyone is a fan). It has actually been pretty popular. She was a BFF of one of the stars and got her own spin-off reality show when she moved to New York. I personally could care less about her opinion on ANYTHING!

      • Oh, no wonder she looked familiar. I saw one episode of that show, but I found it a little boring….it was like “John didn’t smile at me, who the hell does he think he is??” *offended* No, I’m not a fan lol

    • shot of his Nikes

      We do not judge here we only enable ❤

      • lol I have that pic…but never took my eyes from his thumb…I had no idea there was ANYTHING else in that pic lol.

        Apart from the Nike logo, the bottom part is black right? Cuz I found similar sneakers but with white in the bottom. Not the same!

  18. Sorry, If I’m rambling this morning, but have we seen this pic?
    !!!warning for SpunkMe !!! Do NOT click this link!

    http://robertpattinsonwho.com/

  19. That photo of him in the hoodie and black jacket that JBell found…..he looks SO tall. THUD!

  20. Just incase you didn’t see my reply above
    @Soccermom, Hey! I think it looks like a good flick! And the other night on E! news
    Guiliana Depandi said “girls, if you are so over Robbie Pattz.” GASP, she called him Robbie!
    Then she went into a bit about some other actor, but I don’t remember who. I think I was too in shock for what she said, LOL!
    And I thought “over?! OVER?!”
    Is she stupid!?

    • @Jena – Yep, I saw it. Check out my reply.

      • Splat! THUD! Is that a new site? Gonna have
        a mosey through now!
        “You are rockin da links girl!” (said like Mike Newton) LOL!

        • @Jena – Actually, It’s been around awhile I think. Used to go there alot before I found this site cause it always seemed to have the best and newest videos. Glad I could give to something else to help you avoid work!

          • @Jena – Sorry, my mistake. I was thinkin’ of robertpattinsonwho?. That is the first time I have seen this site, robert-p-daily.

          • Alrighty roo!
            I’m always up for new stuff!

  21. Morning ladies!
    I don’t have antthing witty or snarky to say today, I must be off my game!

  22. Speaking of work… not at my ‘professional’ job today (obviously or I wouldn’t be here), but I am at home, so I had better get some housewife things done or DH will know what I’ve been doing all day! LOL!

  23. I’ll admit I only watched the Sam Bradley You Tube vids because of Rob. But then I went to his MySpace and was addicted like Lindsay Lohan to her favorite white powder!!!

    I’ve told my friends in Nashville to check out his show (they’re not uber Rob fans). I hope he continues to gain non-Twilight fans. He seems like a nice lad who is extremely talented.

    • i agree! way to be in that 15% 🙂

      • Woohoo love being in the bottom percentile!! I’ll take it! =)

  24. Okay, I kinda like Sam, too (thanks to JBell and her mad mp3 skills). In fact, I think even though I was turned on to him by Rob, I would keep listening regardless.

    Plus, JBell, if you date Sam, maybe you could hook up your good friend with a double date. Hmmmm…. 😉

  25. Alright ladies, I’m off. I’ll be back at night.

    Miss me, cuz I will (either you are part of the 85% or the 15%!).

    Hugs!

    • @Dany – Will talk to you tonight. Bye!

  26. Gen/Dany/Amber et al
    Good morning and smooches everyone…

    This is old, but have a good look and tell me:

    http://tinyurl.com/czx9cb

    a) can you say RobCrotch?
    b) can you say RobZipper down??

    Or am I the only RobWhore around today????

    • @Monica – HMMM… need a good zoom on that one, but def a lickable RobCrotch. Just not 100% zipper is down or fly just taunting us? Either way, PattinsonSlut present. Don’t mind analyzing pics like THAT all day!

      • That is a gorgeous angle on him!

        • And not the only one!!!!

  27. @Monica – I noticed too!

    @Amber I kinda like his music too and he’s gives pretty good interviews as well, I think I saw one once. He’s no Rob, but you know.

    MOON & UC – Have you thought about breaking down the DVD commentary Vanity Fair Style? Tasha suggested that on LTT and it would so be awesome! Sorry if its been discussed previously gals. A gal’s gotta do some work now and then. 🙂

    • yes.. we have the discussion scheduled.. we have like 3 breaking downs scheduled and the ‘quad’ is gonna talk SOON.. i can’t wait.. it’s been over a WEEk since we’ve all chatted at the same time.. we’ll see if we can get anything productive done this afternoon:) it’s coming! promise!

      • This is gonna be awesome!

  28. @Soccermom / JanetOC: yes, fly not totally down but down enough for a trained eye to see 🙂
    And it definitely IS taunting us…oh my, oh my…
    Do those boxers look pink/reddish?? Am I colour blind?

    On a separate note (before I go back to work)

    – finished ILOVELA (sofar): ohmyohmyohmy…..I will never be able to look at one of his pics in the same way again..
    – finished BonneFoi, Wide Awake, Midnight Desire, DarkSideofMoon, The Dominant, The Submissive…
    Any other good Twiporn around (I have the official list, but it’s looong…any pointers?)

    Back to work…

  29. The fly is not down. Those are his golden zipper jeans. I don’t have the pic handy right now but I’ve seen them before. He wears his pants down so low that it puts stress on the fly and the zipper shows. He was wearing grey boxers there.

    Um, can you say total stalker? I feel a little on the creeper side right now.

    • @TRR – You just made that pic even HOTTER with your description (is that possible) “He wears his pants down so low that it puts stress on the fly and the zipper shows”. *fanning self* Why can’t I see gray boxers? Am I missing something?

      • There was a video on youtube the other day that showed him walking off and bending over laughing. You could see the grey boxers and his little bubble bum then. Told ya…total stalker.

      • “Brown chicken, brown cow!”
        ROTFLMAO!
        @TRR when I saw you quote that I nearly peed my pants.
        I have adopted that statement from you!

  30. I wish I could sing “Cause I’ve got the golden ticket” ala Willy Wonka, but alas, it’s just HHH’s golden zipper.

    I wonder if Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus begins to play when that lovely zipper is pulled down.

    • I’d like to see his Willy Wonka! 😉

      • “NOM NOM NOM” LOL!

  31. Started off my morning looking at the Denver pics on Robsessed. What a way to start the day! *sigh*

    Is it only me that has such dirty thoughts so early in the morning that I saw this and thought Mr. Winky was coming out to play?

    Looky at the microphone…..Rob looks happy to be there, ya know!

    • LMAO! Nice placement of the microphone! Nice find, Ceri!

      • @Ceri – Yes, Great find! Rob looks VERY happy to be there! I see the gray boxers in that one too!

  32. Did that chick just pinch his tush?

    (((Whaaat?)))

  33. I have got to start sending photos to my home email. If anyone saw how many Rob photos were on my work computer I’d be fired, LOL!

  34. First time poster, long time reader…Ok…not really. I just found your site two days ago but I’ve spent literally every extra minute since then reading the LTR and LTT posts back to December!

    So, it’s a little weird that my first comment won’t be about Rob, but…..
    Were you serious that Sam is coming to Philly? I am on the other side of the state, but would so definitely drive over to Philly to see Sam. His myspace doesn’t mention Philly – so were you just saying that in case he ever DOES go to Philly, or do you have some inside information?
    I am in the 15%…sorta. I love me some Sam Bradley, but I found him through Rob (as did everyone!) – and I think anyone would be lying if they say that they aren’t secretly hoping he shows up at a show they are at! I admit, the chances are lower in Philly than say, in Vancouver right now – but still!

    • you read ALL the way back to dec!? OMG! Good.. there were some good posts back in the day!!!

      I was just saying that in CASE he goes to Philly… i bet he will.. i think the other guys are supposed to be in philly this spring. I’ll let you know if I hear anything! we can go together! cuz my husband sure as hell won’t do anything twilight/rob related with me! XO thanks for commenting

  35. LMAO!

    Ever have those days? Yeah…me to, LOL!

    • I don’t know why, but whenever I see that picture I think of Mickey Mouse. LOL! He’s just missing the ears.

      • ROTFLMAO! I can’t wait to see that scene,
        I’m gonna giggle uncontrollably!

      • I thought the same thing. Twinners!!!!!

  36. I’m surprised at myself for being such a naughty girl in the morning and I haven’t even had my cup of joe yet.

    I guess that’s just what Rob brings out of me. Instead of looking at photos and thinking how handsome he is *swoon* I go and mind tweak the photos to make them naughty.

    See above wanker/goosing pic links. Tee hee hee!

  37. Where is everyone?
    Uh-oh, there’s a conversation lull.
    *Pauses to shit pants*

    • Having a moment there Jena?

      I was busy changing my profile pic again. I keep looking for my Rob gravi and it’s weird seeing myself stare back at me.

      So now I have my two favorite GQ pics, the colored one for here and the laying down black and white for Twitter.

      I had to go through so many hot Rob pics to find the color GQ, I am a happy girl. It’s a good day ladies! Happy Robuesday!

  38. From Robsessed: SPOILER!!!!

    Screencap from Little Ashes and Rob looks like he’s tucked in like freaking Buffalo Bill.

    It’s slightly disturbing! I am sure that it’s come across better in the movie than in this screencap.

    • @Ceri – OMG OMG OMG!! Did NOT just see that! *covering eyes* AHH! ‘Little Ashes’ not playing anywhere near me. *www.priceline.com*

      • OK. I couldn’t resist. Went back to check it out again (after recovering from shock). Would LOVE to know what is going on in this scene? Is he talking to himself? Painting in the nude? OMG! he IS completely naked! *need my nitro, oxygen, bucket of ice, something STAT!

        • According to Robsessed he is having a conversation with himself. Probably when he starts to go a little ‘mad’

          Its like a train wreck! You can’t stop looking at it even though its disturbing.

    • Are you sure, it’s not photoshopped or anything? It looks so weird.

      • It’s a screencap and seems blurry, probably cause he’s moving. He’s also standing at a weird angle. As I said above, I think it will come across better in the actual movie, as it was intended to.

        • Ugh, I didn’t think he would be THAT naked in the movie 😉
          So I’m very excited to see it on screen…

    • O.M.G. Must wait till boss leaves to look at this again! FABULOUS!

      I.AM.DIED.

    • I can’t wait for LA to come!!!! Robalo Bill is awesome. I love it. I can’t stop looking at that pic.
      @Ceri LOL At “It puts the lotion on its skin” I bet Rob Pants Lady likes this pic too. She is going to put on a jean jacket.

      • OMG!!! I HOPE I NEVER EVER SEE THIS ON A JEAN JACKET!!! U R KILLING ME!!

  39. @Jena

    re/getting fired for looking at rob

    I probably would get fired if someone checked my history pages on internet explorer, too. I delete all the temporary files each week because of it!

  40. “Her presence in my life made me very happy for three years. Now it’s kind of hard to talk about it.”

    I just got a little weepy reading that.

    • Everyone thinks he’s talking about Nina, but they only dated for a year.

      I think he’s really talking about the girl that he liked in the drama club and never got enough nerve to ask her out. Its probably all that unrequited love that makes him sad.

  41. Question??? Why do we think that pic is Rob at Sam Bradley show.

    • @Carrie – Are you questioning that it is really Rob, because I have my doubts too?

      • @Carrie – I agree that the jeans and shoes look like his, but I have never seen a casual/candid pic of Rob with his shirt tucked in and a belt!? Just doesn’t seem like something he would do?

        • I’ve never thought it was him. Even the leg on the wall is different than how he usually poses that way.

      • Yes. Here is video from Sam’s show on the 20th. Hair is totally different. Also Rob doesn’t usually tuck his shirt in and shirt doesn’t look wrinkled enough.

        • AHHHHHHHHHH omg carrie…. i previewed this comment in my preview screen which doenss’t let me see the whole comment. so this is what i saw:
          ‘Yes. Here is video from Sam’s show on the 20th. Hair is totally different. Also Rob doesn’t usually tuck”

          I died. Me. Dead on floor

          • LOL!!!!! I would have died too if I read that!!!!!

        • The guy in the pic is not Sam it’s one of his band members if that’s what you mean. I’m on the fence, I can only assume he stole belt from GQ shoot LOL

          • Still say no. We haven’t seen that shirt in Vancouver. Also thinking her would be wearing hoodie to show to hide from crazy fan girls.

  42. OK SO I just saw Rob NAKED! accidentally of course!
    http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/4143692.html#cutid1
    EGAD BRAIN!

    • @bandmum. Have been doing that since I saw pic. I just can’t stop looking. I feel dirty, but in a good way. RAWR!!!

      • You’re a dirty, DIRTY girl.

        And I like it!

  43. So I’m surprised no one is talking about Laineys blog post about Rob & Nikki hooking up Sunday…

    • http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Nikki_Reed_hooking_up_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

      • UGH I saw this and hope it isn’t true. Like Jeremy says on Bridget Jones’s Diary “Never dip your nib in the office ink”. I get you gotta get your kicks where ya can, but not her please!

    • I don’t believe it. She totally wants him. Don’t think he’s into her. She seems to Hollywood for him.

    • I feel like I read somewhere that they like to hang out as friends a lot. Now I’m trying to remember if I read that in an article or if I read it in fan fic.

      Reality is blurry around the edges…

      • They are buddies in I Love LA…

  44. Someone commented that the other guy in black is holding what looks like a drink the same Rob holds his drink. Discuss…

    • Sorry, just got back and was still stuck on naked pose.

  45. Do y’all remember the fembot in Austin Powers and how she started shaking and she was just babbling “KStew style” and then her head blew off?
    Yeah, that just happened to me. Still trying to clean up the monitor.

    Holy Schnikes!!!! Rob was naked. jfdkl;sajtioreauteiajgklfdasuttgoir;eauewjfdslkjdfkljsdfklj!!!!!!!

    I’m so close to having the foreskin question answered. GAH!

    But seriously, I don’t know why he is worried about how his body looks. Yeah, he’s thin but he’s not some musclehead guy. Hell, he even has the makings of some nice Davids.

    I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed for eating crackers. Just sayin’

    • HappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrailHappyTrail

      • He and I both love Ren and Stimpy so…Happy, happy, joy, joy!

        • Did you notice the “V”. I am so SWOONING right now.

          “THUD”

          I.AM.DIED!!!!

          • V………VaVaVaVoooom lol

          • that’s my favorite part of a man. OF COURSE I NOTICED!!!! It’s like God gives instructions: Just lick down this line!

          • I just want to rub hot oil over his body and ……………

            Just went to my happy place. Will be back in a few hours.

  46. Who needs oil? (Just erased this comment. It was waaaaay to dirty to post.)

    • you’ll have to send it to me on Twitter DM. 😉

      • remind me later, have to run now. You can probably guess though. I was just thinking that I don’t need no stinkin’ oil. I make my own lube, but was worded muuuuuuuch worse than that.

        • You are such a naughty girl. I think Domward is going to have to spank you later.

  47. Hey U.C.~I hang my head in shame~Joining the bottom 15%. I’m a sucker for Sam’s music.

    Another one bites the dust.

    • Maybe we bottom 15% should form a gang. Then no one would mess with us. =)

      • Yeah, that’s the ticket.

    • no one judges anyone here! XO

  48. UC you were snarky in a nice way, not to be confused with snarky in a good way. Snarky is nearly always ‘good’ but it’s not always ‘nice’. I liked your snarky niceness. I also agree with you 100%. Way to ride Rob’s coat tails, Sam! It’s a smart move in the short run. Anything to get people listening, right? Do get yourself a more solid fanbase though.

  49. Hi girls – just got back- Did anyone see this today?
    yes?no? Oh well here it is anyways ❤

    http://imnotobsessed.com/2009/03/31/rob-pattinson-talks-about-women

    • @Gen – I just checked this out, and yeah we’ve talked about that a bit. I was reading the comments though and it was all I could do to restrain evil soccermom! “He looks mildly retarded”, “So NOT HOT”. WTF! Where’s JAG with that koolaid?

      • Sorry for posting (old info)-
        Yeah – there’s no understanding how some people’s brains work. ‘mildly retarded’ she must be looking at herself Oops!
        But GOOD, MORE FOR US! Hee hee!

        • @Gen – NEVER be sorry for posting anything Rob related. It actually helps me because I don’t have the time to read everything everyday. So sometimes old news is new news for some of us! And, yes, more Rob for us girls who really appreciate him is a good thing!

  50. SOMEONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE EMAIL ME THE NEKKID PICTURE. Ahem….breathe.
    I went to the site and get a red X, no photo.
    jbruner@fnni.com

    • Done.

    • Just sent it to you Jena ❤

      • @Gen Twinners!!!!

        • @Carrie- oooh I get to be a twinner with someone! Yay! ❤


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