Posted by: Bekah | March 30, 2009

World Premiere of a new Rob video

Dear Rob,

My grandmother wrote on my Facebook wall (yes, I said that) and said, “Hi UC, I read where “hunk” Robert Pattinson doesn’t shower and is stinking up the set.- thought you’d like to hear that.” Yes. She said that.

I go by a fake name on LTR & LTT and that isn’t because I am afraid to tell our readers my real name, but I’m afraid that people like my grandmother, my dad and my great aunt Ruth will visit this site and send me letters about how they’re “disappointed in me.” I keep my mouth shut when people say inaccurate things about Twilight or judge it unfairly in public (it kills me), and I never EVER talk about you, Robert Pattinson, in public in any way other than to say “That actor Rob-something who is a vampire in some movie and a wizard in another.” I do this because I know that my knowledge about you and Twilight makes me look crazy. So I stay quiet. HOW DID MY GRANDMOTHER KNOW ENOUGH TO SEND ME THAT FACEBOOK MESSAGE (and who is teaching the old people how to use facebook!? STOP!)?

I went on that rant because the video I am about to share made me feel extremely, extremely dirty. Yet that has not stopped me from watching it 3 times in a row or posting it online, despite the fear that my grandmother may or may not know about this site. Some might call me crazy, I just call me awesome.

Premiering: The Rob Crotch Volume 2

Love, UnintendedChoice
(It’s on days like these that I’m glad I have a fake name)

Much love to the magical and talented Carrie who has provided the amazing video for today! See volume 1 here

PS: If one of you is really my grandmother going by a name like “I want to do Rob” or “UCsGma” please fess up so I can be prepared for the next time I see you. Leigh Anne? Is that really you? Or are you my “Mimi?”

*Moon note: i gave my dad facebook “lessons” over t’giving and christmas. he now posts videos of his jeeping trips with his facebook bff’s. even i haven’t gone that far. it is quite humbling. Oh and if Rob’s crotch has spoken to you this morning (you might wanna get that checked out!) you should show your appreciation and reverence by voting for us at the Dazzle Awards! Scroll down to Best Rob Fansite and vote like you mean it!*

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Responses

  1. uc i love your grandma!

    @carrie awesome robcrotch! i now have imagery to keep me imagining a whole day (and night).

    • Because an Imagination is a Terrible thing to Waste, especially if you’re imagining Rob!

  2. Dear UC,
    I totally respect your decision to keep your mouth shut in public when it comes to Twilight and/or Rob. I completely get it and I am right there with you. I know that feeling of wanting to yell out “NO! You’re wrong!! He DOES shower! He said so himself in the moviefone.com interview that just got published on the internets 13.7725 seconds ago!” Yeah, I totally get it.
    Smooches,
    xoJBell.

    Dear Carrie,
    I love you. The song is purrrrfect;) lol It’s such a rock star song, and let’s face it – Rob’s thang IS a rock star around these parts.
    xoJBell.

    Dear Rob,
    Rock, rock – give it to me, it’s what I got. It’s goin’ through me, don’t ever stop. Do it to me, yeah rock, rock. You really move me.
    Love,
    xoMe.

    ANNNND!
    Good morning my darlings. It’s early and I’ve been waiting for this to post so I can link you to the newest sighting from Vancouver last night, which is a hell of a lot more believable than whatsherfaces alleged sighting on Saturday night.

    http://confessionsofarocknroller.tumblr.com/

    Still no pictures, but hey, whatever. I believe this one about just about 100%, can’t lie.

    • JBell, Now this girl I believe…something about that other “encounter” was just off. It sounded like fan fic (which I just realized Robsessed said about it too!). Also, I like this girls “My life in a mix tape”. I must make myself one of those! πŸ™‚

    • so no one believes the other chicks acct? hmmm…interesting, something sounded a bit off to me too.

    • i commented for her to get us pics PRONTO πŸ™‚

  3. @UC: how the hell did your mimi get on FB? Talk about the untechnological generation….

    @Carrie: I guarantee this is going to be steamy. I give you the thumbs up without even watching (video blocked at work).

    @everyone else: have a good week, I miss you all so much and apologies again for being so erratic. I have a crapload of work to do and things are getting trickier by the day.

    But Tonight…FRANZ FERDINAND in concert!!!

    • Your going to see Franz Ferdinand….I’m Jealous!!

    • Wow!!! So jealous!! I saw them in 2006 when they were opening for U2, and they’re awesome.

      Have fun and take pictures!!!

      • @Dany and Future Mrs P: Will do, will do!!!

  4. @UC – Aww!! Your grandma sounds so cute! LOL

    @Carrie – The vid is awesome!! Thank you!

    Ahh….RobCrotch on Monday morning (or any morning/every morning) is a beautiful thing. This will make today so much more tolerable!

    Good morning to all you wonderful ladies! Hope you had a fabulous weekend! πŸ™‚

  5. Nice video as always! LOl
    The big question is did you grandma refer to you as UC or by your real name? Cuz that alone may be the answer. Prehaps grandma is a secret Roblover too? He appeals to all ages ya know! Women 10 to 80 wanna tap that πŸ™‚

  6. The Robcrotch Vids always speak to me and the def leppard song has suddenly made me want Rob to Pour so Sugar on me (flashdance style)
    I must go “dry” off now

  7. UC – Your grandma is the cutest! She should meet my nana and tell her s/t about technology ’cause she even refuses to use the microwave (Or should I ask Rob to teach her, he’s quite good at microwaving, I heard and so I could easily borrow him to teach ME other impaortant stuff…*sigh*) LOL

    Carrie – You’re a genius! It’s nice that you show his face from time to time as well πŸ˜‰

  8. New Moon has a Caius:)

    I’m likin’ da choice! (said in Mike’s tone of ‘How you likin’ da rain gurrrl?’)

    Jamie Campbell Bower
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2570429/

    • Oooo, I hope she posts her photo! This is WAY more believable than that
      blogger musician chick.

  9. *thud poof* I just jizzed in my pants.

    1:01, 1:18, 2:01, 2:21, 2:43, 3:01 *swoon*
    Yes i took notes.
    I bow down to you Carrie. Love the big finish, slow pan YUM!
    The song is perfect & I love how in some pix there’s no shot of his head and all…all RobCrotch

    UC you are lucky to have such a hip Grandma, I spend most of my time trying to convince mine that despite their behaviour I only have 2 kids, not 3. She’s veryvery old.
    ❀

  10. When my grandmother starts using facebook… or IF she does so, the world will not be safe. Look out, world! I shall go private and hide online.

  11. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

    @Carrie: Thenk you. What a great way to start the day, you totally rock!

    @UC: Oh, God…I’m so sorry lol. I’m there with you, some of my friends know that I like “that actor from Twilight”, but just like any other actor that I find attractive, one of my friends “kinda” know that this is a serious thing (I haven’t confirmed it yet) and only one REALLY know how bad it is lol. I try to keep this as low profile as I can, they already know I’m crazy…why push it, right?

    My beautiful ladies, today I go back to my normal life so I won’t be here til after 7 pm…I will miss you, I swear. It’s been great talking to you all day everyday!!!

    Kisses!!!

  12. i too can’t talk about twilight or anything about it around my hubby becaue he makes fun of me to no end! he always says “you and your fucking vampire obsession.”

    and seriously what is up with relitaves on facebook. i just had my little cousin find me over the weekend. now i am friends with her and both my aunt and uncle. i had to take some stuff off my facebook page that i didn’t want to get back to my mom and dad. ahhh.

  13. Morning all you smokin’ hotties!

    CareBear – Love the new video. I know you put a lot of time into it. Awesome job coordinating certain shots to the music. I bow to you.

    UC – Sorry Grams is on FB. I feel your pain. My dad is my “friend” and I hate it! Now my mom wants a page to compete with dad. Uh, there really should be an age limit to online uncoolness.

    I found this this morning. May not be of interest to you, but it is HHH. I love how he comments on the vein in his forehead.

  14. by the way, remember to cast your vote in the Dazzle Awards! We are NOT winning right now and that it’s just inacceptable. We spend all day here, be greateful and vote!

    MY TEAM ALWAYS WINS!!!! (read that as Monica, from Friends)

    • THANKS Dany! Our team WILl win.. we will PULL out all the stops and win at the very end!

  15. HELP!! Why oh why is Robcrotch 2 not showing up on my computer screen? There is a blank spot for it and everything BUT NO VIDEO! Must be a Monday.

  16. Ooooooh, I wish I could watch your vid, Carrie, at work! Daaannnggg!

    Grammies on Facebook, LOL! Luv it!

  17. @ UC … I feel. Ur pain. Ditto on the idea there should be an age limit to ‘ net coolness! LMAO !! ! I’m on friendster n so r half my relatives ugh! Can’t even post sumthing like ” yeah,crappy day today” b4 half of them Descend on me to pick my emotions apart!! again. Ugh!!

  18. Ok, someone needs to link me the “eye booger” photo (I’m reading through comments from after I went to bed last night). Why do I want to see this? LMAO!

  19. @UC – Life is scary when grandparents/parents are figuring out how to use the computer! TG my ‘mum’ hasnt’ figured it out and prob. never will!
    @Carrie- yet another masterpiece! (nice face too!) LOL
    @TRR(P)- Thx for that movie list!

  20. Went to the grocery store and bought the ROBQ. The checker stopped in midstream when she picked it up to scan and just stared at Rob for about 10 seconds. I couldn’t even interrupt her . . . she just looked like she was off on a nice daydream. Then she came to and visibly shook her head and continued. She really must have been gone in a nice place, because she looked surprised when I handed her my credit card to pay. Poor girl! Who could blame her!

    • THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!!!!! The Target lady starting PAGING Through it in the middle of checking me out to find where his pics are!!!! so hilarious!

  21. @Jena – Hi! *waves* Here are the eye-boogers. I really didn’t notice ’till IfOnly pointed it out. Doesn’t matter he still #1! LOL

    http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=10386&fullsize=1

    http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=10387&fullsize=1

    • Hi Gen!!! I owe you an email!

      Awww, hee hee. Odd that this does not gross me out, LOL!
      At least it’s not green! LOL!

      • @Jena

        Guess it could be worse… like the nose, I suppose…

        He’s just sleepy.

        Needs a nap from jetlag to Toyko

        My bed has space.. DH can go to the couch…LOL!!

        • Didn’t bother me any, I find it kind of endearing, LOL!
          I’m a dork, I know.

    • @Genevieve

      Good morning, Sunshine! Can I tell you what a delicious meal you served up last night! You are the best! I’ll always ask for you when I’m here. I know you are always servin’ us LTR girls some good Rob nom nom nom!

      As for the eye —–

      Not looking not looking not looking at that! Why is there a fascination with this??? BLAAAHHHH!!! I can’t stand to point out a flaw on him!

      Dear Rob

      You are perfect in my eyes.
      Divine in fact.
      You just need a warm wet washcloth.
      Let’s hop in the tub and I’ll give you a facial and I don’t mean with the washcloth ifyaknowwhatimsayinandithinkyado.

      Love,
      Me
      XXX

      • @SpunkMe- Good Morning to you too! You are a sweetie!
        Tried my best last night- Glad you approved! LOL
        Yeah, eye thingy- It don’t mean a thing to me. Proves he’s human like the rest of us!

  22. @Carrie
    I knew I collared you for a reason! That Robcrotch 2 was just what I needed to go with my morning Robnana Nut Muffin. You know you and I are Twinners so that ending was totes goin’ over the edge release right there! If you get Rob Urban Cowboy made into a big poster, I want one too, let me know and I’ll send you some $$.

    @UC
    I can’t believe your Grandma knows how to even log on to FB! She must be ultra hip! My Grandma doesn’t even use a Dishwasher–all by hand like the old days…uses the D/W for pantry storage…why am I telling you this??? Anyway…I do understand your hesitance to tell your family about this site…if they had an idea all the lustful things we all had to say about HHH, I cringe to think what my family would think…So, your secret is safe with me. We’ll just keep this on the D/L! ❀

    @JBell
    Thanks for posting that new blog. Still want picture proof–don’t know if we’ll get it though…sounds like their camera didn’t work…however, it sounded like a more typical thing to happen (fan encounterwise) and Rob was not refusing someone a picture including the Twimom and girls before this chick…That sounds more like him. My concern is why is he out with Nikki R. I really don’t like where the gossip will go with that one…and of course NR will eat that sh*t up with a spoon and a smirk on her face…excuse me while I retch.

    @JAG
    Did you get the Lunchtime fanfic I posted for you last night? Here’s a link to another hot one…I read this one back when I first got hooked on Robward fanfic…

    Surprising Decisions (15 chapters so far)

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4397380/1/Surprising_Decisions

    AND

    Sex on Fire (1 very long chapter)

    http://luvcali76.livejournal.com/3835.html#cutid1

    Hi to SM, Jena, TRR, and all the rest of you great LTR gals!

    • Thanks SM I just posted the 2 from last nite and I’ll post Surprising Decisions now. I always try to go thru the previous nite post to find the fanfic stuff…when I have time.

      @Carrie where are you I need to see your smiling beer drinkin face…By the way thanks for slipping the AssCandy shot into RobCrotch 2 it was stellar!

    • Mimi paid my sister (wolfgirl) $15 to teach her how to upload pictures onto FB. She even TAGS them.. it’s amazing!

  23. Hey SpunkerMcSpunkenstein! What dirty things do you have to share today?

    • @TRR

      Well much new fanfic I’ve been going through! All posted to JAG’s site so go there for a good fix! Starting another new one now…will let you know if it is Twiporn Library worthy.

      You and Carrie still going to KOL?

      So, jealous…want to go…too expensive for my household budget…waaaaa!

      Whacha been up to down in South Robolina? How ya been likin’ da rain girl? Glad it’s nice out today…although I’d rather stay inside with you Pattonsluts any day! smooch!

  24. You know I’m not pretending to be “Mimi.” Because I heart her and there is NO substitution for the real deal.

    She’s so hardcore. You know Rob wants to be her friend.

    p.s. Conference needed–on Caius casting. Yep-yep.

    • i have a list of like 100 things we need to conference on. DANG it’s the only good thing about being back in PA. that and Jules Pizza. Yum

  25. Hi everyone! Is there another way for me to get to this Robcrotch vid? It’s not coming up on todays post – just UC’s text.

    • Does that work?

    • thats the linky to it πŸ™‚

      • Haha sorry…i lost.

  26. Empire Rob in HQ-

    • Where are you finding all of those pics?! You’re awesome.

      His hands look overly manicured in those pics, by the way. Not that I’m complaining. I’m just sayin’.

    • Oh God…his hands….

      RobCrotch and HandPorn. It’s shaping up to be a fabulous Monday!! πŸ™‚

    • Genevieve.. keep them coming. I might just cut you in on my will ; ) Cause that top pic almost stopped my heart. And if I die from Robven ( my version of what Heaven will be Rob all the time) and the said death is from a pic that you have supplied-well you might be sittin pretty for a long ass time.

    • Oh yea.. he is now my wallpaper.. and my comp screen is now covered in covergirl lip gloss. I dont know if I should cry or pass out.

  27. @UC – hilarity that your grandma called him a “hunk”!

    • “hunk” ha ha that totally made me think of when my mom was in love with Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. πŸ™‚

  28. G’morning ladies! I missed all of you this weekend! What did I miss? Anything exciting? Sightings? Rob vowing his undying love for an LTR lovely?

    @Carrie- You=Hero! Awesome follow up to the original Robcrotch! Love it!

    • Hi Ayden! How did it go with your niece and nephews this weekend?
      Did you all have a blast?!

      • Hey Jena! πŸ™‚ We did have a blast and they were absolute angels all weekend so it was doubly great. We had a slight crisis at bedtime Saturday (nephew wears ventilator at night and it broke. had to have a new one brought out at midnight) but otherwise it was smooth sailing. How was your weekend?

        • Glad you had fun and that there weren’t any problems
          getting a new ventilator brought in. EEK! Bet
          that was stressful at first!
          Weekend was busy for me, I’m groggy this morning,
          but nice. Went to a Twilight party Friday night but
          we only ended up watching the special features
          and then played Guitar Hero for 3 hours, LOL!

          • LOL! You can always say you were practicing so you can teach Rob later! πŸ˜‰ Sounds like you had fun!

    • Good morning Ayden! πŸ™‚ I wasn’t around this weekend either so I’m not sure if there was anything exciting. Would love to know too!

      • G’morning Vanessa! How are you?

    • Hi Ayden *waves* Good to see you back!

      • Genevieve πŸ™‚ Good morning! How was your weekend?

        • Pretty good thanks! Yours too by the sound of it! Busy though (3 of them right?)

          • Yep, 3 of them. Definitely kept me on my toes! But it was worth it! It’s rather fun to get to spoil them and send them home to mommy! πŸ˜€

    • I missed tweeting with all of you! I told DH I was going to break down and get a cellphone (last person on the planet who doesn’t already have one, I think) just so I could tweet on the go, ROFL!

      I hope you had a great weekend! Did I miss anything awesome?

  29. Hilarious! I was also sufficiently freaked out the first time my grandmother made a reference to something I had posted on my blog. It’s not that I’m embarrassed by it — you know, I just talk about books and writing and hot guys and such — but the fact that someone from my “real” life was reading what I posted online was sort of… weird.

    And my dad just got a Facebook this weekend, too. We did Facebook lessons. I felt weird… majorly weird.

  30. This video…SO, SO wrong and GOD so right.

    I always knew he had a beautiful crotc- um, I mean face. Please God deliver me from this man so I can get at least an hour’s worth of work done today! Just got my tickets this morning for the April premiere/screening of How to Be and can’t wait!

    Thank you UC and Carrie for the delicious Rob breakfast sandwich this morning. You and Robsessed provide a vital service to your community and should be commended. πŸ™‚

  31. @Moon: Love the Mimi on FB! She’s tracking down your activities. LOL!

    @Carrie: Another Robvid success!

    @TRR: Thanks, I hadn’t read that Rotten Tomatoes interview. That he liked Corky Romano is insanely funny.

    “You guys want some cookays?”

  32. Internet has been down and only have a few before I loss it again.

    Thanks UC !!!!!!

  33. @UC I’m glad my Mamaw doesn’t know how to use the computer for anything too complicated. Not b/c she’s not cool, but b/c I think she would be totally cool with LTR and that might be awkward πŸ™‚ She’s just WAY too willing to discuss certain things with me.

    @Carrie thanks for your creative genius once again.

    @Gen your pics are great as always.

    @JBell thanks for the all info this morning!

    @everyone else How’s it goin?

  34. She finds the good ones. I finished The Arrangement last night and I think I’m going to start the Office today. What are you reading?

    • “Lunchtime” just sounds dirty. LOL about the dreaming. That’s definitley a risk you’re taking reading before bed πŸ™‚

  35. Don’t know if one of you super sleuths found this already but its a pretty decent article about how Rob needs a decent publicist.

    http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examiner~y2009m3d29-How-New-Moons-Robert-Pattinson-can-prepare-for-the-spotlight-and-scrutiny

    • yeah..when rob first b/c big or whatever my thought constantly was, where are his people? why arent they taking care of him? he could have avoided alot of the nonsense had they done a proper job from day one..luckily tho they seem to have caught on and have been alot more instrumental in keeping the poor guy sane and safe..thank god.

  36. Carrie ROCK ON!!! That video was awesome.
    I have decided that Rob should always wear tuxedo pants/slacks because they accentuate his crotch the best. All in favor?? Those opposed? That’s what I thought!

  37. Here’s a fanfic I just finished…it is not all NC-17 like the others posted, but an excellent storyline so far…it’s 7 chpts so far, and is probably rated PG-13 to an R??, but feel that it is heading for next chapters when posted to an R to an NC-17 rating possibly…so check it out if you like…you’ll need to hit “next” at the top for each new chapter and she does have other stories mixed in,so you’ll have to skip with the next button to get to the proper next chapter of the story sometimes…well written/intriguing….

    Titled:

    I Never…

    http://xglamour84gurlx.livejournal.com/10262.html

    • Hey bandmum

      Thisone wasn’t so poofy–yet! Glad you are enjoying as much as me!

  38. “Some might call me crazy, I just call me awesome”… UC, I think you’re CRAZY AWESOME! And not just because you posted RobCrotch (but that helped, of course).

    As far as relatives on FB, I also suffer from this problem. I got in “trouble” when I declined to accept a friend request from my uncle. I know, right?! Anyway, the *new* FB allows you to choose how much you let people see of your page – even those who you’ve friended! Needless to say, all of my relatives can see just the bare minimum. I mean, who needs Grambo looking at pics of me french kissing Rob (okay, fine it was cardboard cutout Edward)? THAT is a convo I don’t need to have…

    • crazy awesome- AW THANKS!

      i have a creepy uncle- you know the kind- and he sends me and my sisters the WEIRDEST things on FB… so weird!

  39. YES!! Thank you Ayden and neen. That worked!!

    @Carrie – You are AWESOME!

    @neen – Have we met?? Welcome aboard. Same to all the other newbies! Some of you might be around in the daylight – I am usually around at night, but good to meet all of you.

    @Jena, JBell, Ayden, FN, bandmum, VanessaJ and all the other regulars I know – How’s everybody been? I’ve been out of the loop away at soccer tournament last weekend.

    @Genevieve- Can always count on you to start the morning off right with some HOT pics. Empire shoot some of my favs!

    • Pretty good here. How’d the tournament go?

      • @FN – Not too well. Cold, rainy, windy. Lost first game Saturday 2-1 in last minute. Won second game Saturday1-0 and lost Sunday morning 6-0! (ouch). Thanks for asking though! Just the beginning of the season, hopefully it improves!

        • That weather sounds miserable. It’s good that you won at least one game. I’m sure it will get better as the season continues.

          • Hi SM! Where are you located again?

    • @Soccermom- I do what I can in these Rob-less times! LOL!

      • @Gen – You’re the best! Was just wondering the other day, since Rob didn’t make the KCA, when our next chance of a sighting might be? Guess there have been some blogs about encounters, but no photographic evidence. We will have to rely on your extensive photo collection to get us through!

        • I’m wondering what the paps are getting paid to do right now? Twiddle their thumbs? Not that I want them stalking him all the time, but I’m getting desperate!

        • @Soccermom- Funny that you mention it- Just reached 1000 pics yesterday (I’m over now but I hit it yesterday). Carrie has even more.

  40. Sorry, I can’t stay. Actually have to get some work done today! Will see you all tonight!

    • Later!

  41. Oooh, the Def Leppard song adds a touch of the creepy for me. Joe Elliott (lead singer) is my Mom’s version of Rob. I always say I learned this stuff from her.

    • Hey EP! How was your early morning?

      • Pretty good, had to some classroom observations this morning. How are you today?

        • Pretty good. I can’t start doing therapy until my license comes in from the state. So I’m stuck here at home (not getting paid).

          • At least you’re spending your time wisely.

          • Of course πŸ™‚

  42. I am really liking that Rob backed out of KCA and they sent Taytor-tot instead.

    He’s become Summit’s whore (Walmart meeting anyone?-an all new low) and I for one am really happy that he looks like he put his foot down.

    Even though we aren’t getting any recent pics of him, I am really glad that he is able to hid better in Robcouver. He’s preparing for his “dark descent” into Edward and I for one want him to be able to do that in a way that works best for him. He’s obviously a method actor, so if he needs to hide for a month to get into character then so be it.

    On the chick that supposedly met him the other night, I call bullsh*t. It doesn’t sound remotely like Rob would say any of that to her. For the love of all that’s holy, if she really sad that stuff to him, I’m surprised he could keep a straight face.

    Now the young lady who politely asked for a pic at the pub, I believe her more readily.

    Whee, 2 cents, and all that, but I felt like I had to get that all out.

    • Thanks for making me feel better about not having recent pics. If he needs time to improve his performance I can handle that.

      MJ decided to get back at the BS blogger (kinda catchy) see the bottom of the page for more details…

  43. News-

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_with_boyfriend_Michael_Angarano_and_Nikki_Reed_in_Vancouver_Nikki_Reed_meets_up_wit.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

    • OMG!!

      MY EYES! MY EYES! They are totally infested from seeing Kristen is still with that stupid F*cker, Oregano!!! That is the first sighting of them together in like months! That coupled with the gossip starting again that Rob is f*cking NR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

      Somebody pass me the Clorox Bleach to wash my eyes out with–STAT!!!

      *runs away screaming and flailing arms*

  44. Lainey’s got the recent Twilight weekend gossip. No pics of Rob though. Apparently Oregano met up with Stewie and NReed stayed at Rob’s for a few hours.

    I am going to believe that they just jammed on their guitars and didn’t strum on anything else. *La la la, I can’t hear you-no I won’t believe they are f*ck buddies*

    http://laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_with_boyfriend_Michael_Angarano_and_Nikki_Reed_in_Vancouver_Nikki_Reed_meets_up_wit.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

    • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nikki Reed needs to go away. 10 bucks says she’s the one that called the paps and whoever is reporting that she was at Rob’s for a few hours.

    • i love how oregano’s trying to pull off the whole rob look..

      • @Melissa I was thinking the same thing about “Oregano”

        Guess Rob is an ass man. Cause NR has a big ass. I’ve been wearing low cut shirts for nothing.

  45. Well the deed is done! Seems Adaline aka Miss Vivid Imagination has a naughty secret! Who knew? Well, I did..lol

    AFF didn’t work…buuuuttt benaughty.com did!

    • Oh dear. lol

      • let me know if you can see this…I don’t know why the pic doesn’t show but maybe because it’s pending…anyhow, does anyone know wtf dogging is? I don’t but apparently she likes it..

        http://www.benaughty.com/profileme.asp

        • It just looks like a homepage to me. I have never heard of dogging. Did you have to go through a checklist or something to specify her likes/dislikes?

  46. yeah ..so iow, you can’t see the profile? the likes/dislikes, nothing? yeah you had to go through a checklist of likes/dislikes, and apparenlt there’s not much she doesn’t like….

    And did you know that silly girl gave out her twitter, myspace and her gmail address? I think she’s crazy! Lol

    • No, I can’t see the profile. I’m sure she didn’t realize what damage could be done w/ giving out that information….

    • Oh MJ

      You are so vile!! I LOVE it! I hope you f*ck her a$$ up six ways to Sunday!

  47. DAMN IT! hmm, well, I don’t know but if one wanted , you know, if they really WANTED..they could go there and login to see it…plus other people could help contribute to her profile, you know , help her , just in case there’s something she forgot?? Just sayin…

    • LOL, I at least want to see it. I have to see what you came up with.

  48. @SpunkMe Are your eyes okay? Has your moment of hysteria passed?

    Just had to check on ya. I know how much that must have bothered you.

    • @FN

      *still balled up and writhing in the corner with nausea*

      • At least your eyes are okay πŸ™‚

  49. AHEM!

    http://benaughty.com/
    sweetAlaline
    DATE313

    • DURH! meant

      sweetAdaline

  50. The ONE morning I don’t check LTR before going to bed….that video could have inspired the sweetest dreams. And when I say sweetest, I mean sweaty and tangled in the blankets type of sweet.

    His arms! At 1:34. UNGH.


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