Dear Rob-
Since you’ve been hiding out recently sleeping in with me everyday getting into character/working out/escaping freaky stalker Twimoms, we’ve missed you around these parts. In fact we’re starting to forget what you even look like (ok, ok just go along with me on this one gals), you know when you haven’t seen someone in so long you sometimes can’t picture them in your head? That’s what this feels like Rob! But fortunately for us some crappy rag-mag has published this easy how-to guide for recognizing your body parts on other people. So when that blessed day comes and you’re spotted out in that grandma sweater of yours we’ll be able to figure out it’s YOU and not Jake Gyllenhaal with a Dadcase. He wishes!
click to enlarge
Enlarge this badboy by clicking on it. Perfect size to be printed off and carried around in your handbag, Ladies. Just in cases!
Let’s break it down shall we…
- Orlando Bloom’s Eyes– Elven eyes are better than Elven ears I suppose. But yea I can see this. And they actually kinda look related. Oh those Brits!
- Matthew McConaughey’s Hair – Ef the hair, the only thing I’m worried about is Rob’s hair taking after Matthew’s and waking the neighbors with naked bongo playing. The boy’s not muscular enough for that kind of exertion.
- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Eyebrows – So I take it Jakey’s eyebrows have to be pushed and pulled and plucked and tweezed and waxed into submission just like Robbie’s? Poor Jake.
- Chase Crawford’s Lips – WTF?! I’d like to think we know a thing or two about Rob’s lips around these parts, especially when they get all smooshy. Besides, Chase Crawford looks like a melty Ken doll, I simply cannot agree with this or condone it. NEXT!
- Jude Law’s Chin – Better than having some of Jude Law’s other uh… parts allegedly. AHEM. Sorry Judey.
Now Rob don’t play hard to get… come out and be a nice boy otherwise we’ll be forced to use the tools (this field guide*) we have to find you!
Smooches and Tweezers!
Themoonisdown
*ladies!! I know you too well.
Letters to Rob 
What’s with the doggin’ on Twimoms? We make up probably more than half your readership, are old enough to know better, still young enough not to care AND don’t scream like little girls at Comic-Com. 😉
By: Spank Ransom on March 26, 2009
at 8:16 am
oh yeah, I am with Spank on that one. I was not the one screaming at the mall in Dallas when he was there. All those tweens wouldn’t shut up!
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 26, 2009
at 8:21 am
I also agree with this
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 9:25 am
Thanks for the “support.” 😉
I’m starting to wish I hadn’t written anything b/c down below they are kinda having a field day about trashing Twimoms. I didn’t know there were such strong feelings against the term or what that represented. I just thought it meant moms who love Twilight.
Silly Spank… 😉
By: Spank Ransom on March 26, 2009
at 11:34 am
PLEASE READ:
when we refer to twimoms we’re referring to the crazy, rabid, follow you to the hotel, ask the boxers or briefs questions to 16 yr olds type of twimoms. if that’s not you than don’t worry about it. you can be a mom and like twlight and be cool.
i know my mom is! and half my bloggy buddies who frequent here are moms AND like twilight in a reasonable way.
you also have to know that we write a lot of stuff for comic effect. this blog is meant to be funny on most days. and if we can’t laugh at ourselves and twilight who can we laugh at?? cause let’s face it the whole twilight-dom is quite funny! and awesome! and rad and fun cause we get to all geek out over a book series and movie saga that we love.
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 1:38 pm
And all God’s people said, “AMEN!!!!!”
Seriously…
if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a billion times:
I am a mom.
I love Twilight.
And I have a modicum of dignity, decorum, and class…
I’ll leave it at that. Moon, you get me. You do. I love you. That is all.
By: Leigh Anne on March 26, 2009
at 1:50 pm
Given the comedic nature of my own blog I think it is safe to say I don’t take much of anything too seriously …. I was only declaring that I am not a freaky stalker Twimom but a Twilight Mom (mom who loves Twilight). Sorry if it the declaration turned into a war of words as that was never my intent. Peace and love.
Spank 🙂
By: Spank Ransom on March 26, 2009
at 1:53 pm
do you think clare pattinson is a twi-mom? cuz i do…
By: unintendedchoice on March 27, 2009
at 1:34 am
She’s the only Twi-Mom who really matters, right? I mean she gave us Rob, our only reason for being (on LTR) and for that we are eternally grateful. 😉
By: Spank Ransom on March 27, 2009
at 8:44 am
All his features we love(well except a couple down below) pointed out for us on one page!
I totally see the eyes thing with Orlando. Actually all of them. Well except Chase. I’m with you Moon, there’s got to have been somebody better to compare lips to.
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 26, 2009
at 8:20 am
Dear God … His Holy Hotness looks good!!! I think only a supreme being could have taken all of the best parts of the most beautiful men in hollywood and combined them into one painfully beautiful man!!! Once again, proof positive that there is a Lord and she wants us to be HAPPY!!
By: marialw on March 26, 2009
at 8:30 am
As if everything in my life didn’t already remind me of Rob – now I’ll be able to spot his eyes, nose, lips and hair on random people.
“Sorry for staring at you Mr. 74 year old man, but you have a nose just like Robert Pattinson…”
Oy. lol
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 8:52 am
Hey!! Rob doesn’t have a 74 year old man looking nose. His eyebrows, maybe. 😉
By: Carrie on March 26, 2009
at 9:40 am
That salutation “smootches and tweezers” is the BEST! You’re so clever, it hurts, it HURTS! haha
(this is wendy – I chang my profile name)
By: iheartedward on March 26, 2009
at 8:57 am
Lol… What a way of making a day of a 74 year old man! ;oP
By: Carolina on March 26, 2009
at 8:57 am
This is wrong on so many levels…are the rag mags really so desperate for Rob news that they’ll stoop to this level?
Oh, and Moon–you know how I feel about the Twimoms. I avert mine eyes, oh Lord…
By: Leigh Anne on March 26, 2009
at 9:18 am
I don’t need a field guide to spot Rob(throws printed edition in air)
Dear Rob
I got this.
Love
Me
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 9:28 am
This is so funny! 🙂
By: krazykidd on March 26, 2009
at 9:30 am
@themoonisdown awesome post as usual. you always have me laughing. great start to a crappy morning. thank you.
By: debs on March 26, 2009
at 9:33 am
He’s sooooo better looking than all of them.
LMAO at the Jude Law bit.
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 9:34 am
Poor Jude. I hear his no Dan Radcliff.
By: Carrie on March 26, 2009
at 9:41 am
I take offense to any comparison of OurRob to Matthew (hairplugs) McConawhatever!
Oh & you can call me a b*tch, douche, dealer in RobPorn but never call me a TwiMom! So you can dog the TwiMoms all u want, cause I’m not one.
Oh & Chace looks gay….just sayin’
*smooches*
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 9:40 am
JAG! Did you start reading The Submissive???
By: LabTwerd on March 26, 2009
at 9:41 am
Word!
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 9:44 am
No…maybe tonight I’ll get started!
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 9:48 am
exactly, sadly the term twimom has become synonymous with crazy. we should think of a cool new name for moms who like twilight and are rad
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 1:50 pm
Adore the Smooches and Tweezers bit!
Do we need to define Twimom? I don’t think that you are automatically a Twimom just because you have kids. The name Twimom conjures images of Pattinson Pants, bathrobes, slippers and pj’s whilst out getting copy of DVD, etc…
What is the real definition of a Twimom?
By: therealrobzilla on March 26, 2009
at 9:47 am
I now have a Lesbian webmaster following me on twitter…I said FAKE lesbo kisses. LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 9:50 am
@JAG – that is hilarious! hahaha you are attracting some WINNERS!
By: iheartedward on March 26, 2009
at 9:51 am
I am still jealous of your followers. I had some 15year kid following me. Had to block them. Don’t think my Twits are suitable for anyone under 18.
By: Carrie on March 26, 2009
at 9:56 am
I don’t block anyone anymore (unless I knew they were a tween) If they can’t handle my tweets they usually drop off pretty quickly. LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 9:58 am
She totally follows me too!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 11:05 am
Okay, so what exactly is the definition of a TwiMom? Cuz I’m a mom who loves me some Twilight. And Rob of course. But I don’t consider myself a TwiMom. A TwiMom to me is the woman I saw on DVD release night in a restaurant across the street from Borders with her freakish teenage family and a t-shirt with 3 cartoon penguins on it that said “Penguins. Lovely” (it’s a quote from one of the books people!). Now that’s a woman who would scream and try to kiss Rob if she ever saw him on the street. I, however, am way too cool to scream.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 9:55 am
Exactly, if I thought of myself as a Twimom, I’d be on the Twimom website (skin crawls just thinking of it) instead of here with u cool ladies. So I take no offense at doggin them.
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 9:57 am
Bingo! I refuse to lump myself into the Twimom category. I do not wear any shirts that have any animals on them. No penguins, no tweety birds, nothing. You know what I mean ladies. Who wakes up in the morning and thinks “this grown ass woman looks good in this shirt with the stupid bird winking at back at me.” Seriously.
By: therealrobzilla on March 26, 2009
at 10:09 am
I must confess that I started out on the Twimom site looking for Rob porn. Then I saw that they shut down any post if it even shows a little of the actors chest. Definitely not my kind of place. Now this is my kind of place. Love you all you sexy PattinsonPervs!
By: therealrobzilla on March 26, 2009
at 10:11 am
I agree — the TwiMoms site is way too straight laced and I gave it up quickly. The minute I read one of their comments that it’s “all about Edward” to them, I logged off. I knew I was in the wrong place. Edward doesn’t have sex eyes — Rob does. Only Rob makes me think dirty thoughts.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 10:22 am
Yup…true that! I found my niche when I stumbled upon LTR…there’s nothing like feeling free to act like a horny teen/laugh so hard u could cry without beeing moderated!
By: Emmmes on March 26, 2009
at 2:05 pm
I also have a confession to make…I found LTR/LTT through TwiMoms so I can’t hate on them too much because they lead me to you ladies!! hehe. However, the moment I read that they don’t allow *swoon* posts…I was like “I am outta here!”
thank you UC and Moon for being my daily double shot of rob/twilight-y goodness!
By: kdgrimmer on March 26, 2009
at 2:20 pm
I think of the same thing when I hear TwiMom. LOL
I don’t lump myself in that category at all. And I’ve never been to this so called Twimom’s site. Doesn’t sound like much fun.
You gals here rock my socks! 🙂
By: VanessaJ on March 26, 2009
at 11:04 am
Im gonna agree with JBell… I have a hard enough time going through my day without thinking about him… now im going to be looking for his features on every man i see. Thank god DH has a teeny bit of resemblance.
By: JustGotWicked on March 26, 2009
at 9:58 am
waaaaaaaaaah! i don’t want to start the day. too much to do and i don’t waanah. could i just hide out here? pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
*am having a breakdown*
By: debs on March 26, 2009
at 9:58 am
DEBS is there room in there for one more…pulezzz!!! I’ll be quiet , u won’t even know I’m there…I promise!
By: Emmmes on March 26, 2009
at 2:07 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t scream either. In fact, I’m petrified that I’d just freeze and stand there with my mouth gaping open. Pretty much as equally uncool as screaming, I suppose. Especially when the drool starts leaking out of the corner of my mouth, but does that make me a “Twimom?!” I do not own any Twilight paraphernalia except the movie itself and no one can prove I’m addicted to LTR. No one. Muaahaahahahaha!
By: Steph on March 26, 2009
at 10:00 am
Here are some untagged Entertainment Weekly outtakes.
http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=lastup&cat=-214
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 10:05 am
I really like that picture of KStew on their header… wanted to mention that. I’m feeling congenial today.
Did I use congenial in the right context? lol I’m still half asleep and I’m drawing a blank…
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 10:22 am
i like it too… maybe cuz she doesnt have her usual sourpuss face on
By: JustGotWicked on March 26, 2009
at 10:24 am
aahh, a nekid bongo playin Rob!!! i can see it clearly in my mind, weird!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 10:09 am
When I read the word Twimom…I think of that photo of Rob “biting” the baby’s head.
I mean, seriously. Come on. You meet Rob, and the thing you ask him is to bite your baby?
By: LabTwerd on March 26, 2009
at 10:13 am
Can you say ‘nut job’? Just sayin’
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 10:14 am
I know what I’d ask him to bite…not necessarily a baby…just sayin’!
By: Emmmes on March 26, 2009
at 2:09 pm
Top of the Morning to you LTR lovlies! hee hee!
@Spank Ransom- Well put! Here here!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 10:13 am
@Jena- Just wanted to give you the heads-up!
Keanu porn is being mentioned on twitter (see JAG for further info) LOL
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 10:16 am
am i the only one who doesnt like Keanu?
Please don’t hate me… I dont think he’s unattractive but he’s not my type I guess.
By: JustGotWicked on March 26, 2009
at 10:25 am
Keanu doesn’t do it for me either.. He’s too feminine or something.. Every celebrity crush I’ve ever had in my adult life has looked a wee bit like my DH. Including Rob and his strong jaw (a feature that still drives me wild on my hubby).
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 10:34 am
thats what my hubbs has too! The strong jawline… and the light eyes with long eyelashes. yummy
I have to have a manly man without the cockiness attached. If they know they are hot, they lose my attention.
By: JustGotWicked on March 26, 2009
at 10:36 am
Are we married to the same man? Here I wondered why DH was traveling all the time. JK..
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 10:40 am
Dang and twitter is blocked here at work! 😦
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 10:43 am
@Gen, fill me in!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 10:45 am
Yet another wonderful post. Thank you!
By: spamwarrior on March 26, 2009
at 10:38 am
BTW, on the Twilight baby biting thing, wasn’t there a story out there by the mom that she didn’t actually ask him to bite her baby but that Nikki asked to hold the baby and then took the baby around and took pictures while the mom was off set? I’m not sure that I would’ve been stalking a movie set with a baby, but whatever..
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 10:39 am
I can honestly say I have never been to twimoms site, just the thought of it makes me squirm. Once I found LTR there was no need to search further.
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 10:42 am
LTR is all we need, baby!
By: iheartedward on March 26, 2009
at 10:46 am
What is a nerdfighter? LOL!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 10:44 am
Dear Canada,
Can u please find Rob. I need more pics for my RobCrotch video.
Thanks.
Carrie
By: Carrie on March 26, 2009
at 10:45 am
Amen! I’m starting to twitch with withdrawls!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 10:46 am
Side note: I think that picture of Rob ‘biting’ the baby is kind of hot when you crop out the baby and NReed. The boy has a HUGE mouth… just sayin’
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 10:47 am
LMAO!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 10:49 am
Ok, I need to see this photo again please! THUD!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 11:20 am
Hmmm….going to search and crop right away….
By: LabTwerd on March 26, 2009
at 11:20 am
Oh oh oh! *shakes head side to side*
http://www.laineygossip.com/
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 10:54 am
This has been in all of my Google Alerts, so the next person that says this I vow to take them out. LOL!
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 12:14 pm
Like i would need help spotting him in the field… especially after he’s just left my bed!! Oh yeah… 🙂
By: foxy gal on March 26, 2009
at 10:57 am
I think I came here via the TwiMoms website. Maybe not. Maybe I was googling “Robert Pattinson Buttcrack” when I happened upon LTR/LTT.. Who knows. Anyway, the first letter I read was to Rob’s mom.. I have never laughed so hard. And will never look at goldfish the same again. And I’ve been back every day since then.. A lurker until yesterday. I’m home.. I definitely belong. I’m a perv – was before all things Rob entered my life and am 10x worse since my first RP sighting.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 11:04 am
Welcome to the crazy train!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:07 am
Woohoo! Welcome to our party! 🙂
By: VanessaJ on March 26, 2009
at 11:09 am
@WastingTheMorningAway Welcome to the Den of Sin.
By: Carrie on March 26, 2009
at 11:15 am
Welcome to LTR!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 11:21 am
Welcome to our ‘”happy Place”
Please check all Twimoms and Tweens at the door
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 11:58 am
Note: Just because you love Twilight and are a mom DOES NOT make you a TwiMom. Just saying
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 12:08 pm
IT WAS YOU!! buttcrack rob. hahaha. WELCOME wastingthemorningaway! you are in the right place my friend
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 2:02 pm
You mean all this time we’ve spent analyzing every inch of exposed (and unexposed) skin on HHH and we need a field guide to recognizing similar parts? Ladies, we must needs step it up STAT!
And can I just say “haha Jude has a small pene”?!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:09 am
I’ve never heard that about Jude…where have I been living? LOL
By: VanessaJ on March 26, 2009
at 11:11 am
I hadn’t heard it before either so I, naturally, had to click the shiny linky words to get the scoop. Made me giggle even though I secretly feel bad for him. It must suck having small pene pictures passed from gossip to gossip! Totes glad I’m a woman and don’t have to stress over my pene department. We can always buy bigger ones if need be!
Easiest solution EVER! 😀
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:14 am
I didn’t click the shiny little link yet cause I’m at work!
I feel bad for him too if it’s true.
hahaha @ “we can always buy bigger ones if need be” – Isn’t that the truth!
By: VanessaJ on March 26, 2009
at 11:16 am
Apparently he decided to change into a swimsuit out of doors at some point and a photog snapped pene pictures. They black boxed the pene area (how can they discuss pene parts but not show pene parts? Where’s the justice!?) though. Bastardos!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:24 am
@Ayden
“We can always buy bigger ones if need be!”
You. Are. My. Hero.
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 11:16 am
Good morning everyone!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I could recognize him regardless of whether he was wearing his glasses, his beanie, a new sweater, etc.
Anyways, off to try and be productive today! It’s snowing HARD here in Denver. Hopefully I make it home…
xoxo
Carter
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 11:15 am
@Carter Like i even had to ask that the freaks follow you too LOL I stopped blocking them, I just don’t care anymore.
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 11:15 am
@Soccermom-
(fanmade NM poster/pic) for your daughter
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:15 am
thats pretty cool lookin
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 11:30 am
omg that quote makes me SADface!!
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 2:04 pm
Hey we should all try to figure out the next tag line for the film! I mean is it going to be…It will be like I never existed…or Forbidden to remember too terrifed to forget…or something else> 🙂
By: brummielover on March 27, 2009
at 6:37 am
So glad I found you ladies. I really thought I had lost my marbles.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 11:16 am
No marbles aren’t lost, just in the RobGutter with all of ours ❤
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 11:19 am
We can’t afford the 12 mil to get him naked, so we’re hoping our collective marbles collection will do the trick.
Have mercy, Rob, have mercy!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:20 am
Welcome aboard!! 🙂 We welcome you with open arms!
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 11:22 am
Guess what (said in best sing song voice)!
The wait for new Rob goodies is almost over! 2 days shall see the return of HHH for Kids Choice Awards!
(insert party smiley dude here)
WOOHOO!!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:27 am
I know! I can’t wait! And I also can’t believe I’m going to watch the KCA just to see him. I really need help. LOL
By: VanessaJ on March 26, 2009
at 11:29 am
I have no shame! If Rob can present at KCA… I can totes watch him on KCA! 😀
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:31 am
I’m staying home to just to watch them, LOL!
I could record them but I have to actually
watch them live! I realize I need help!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 11:31 am
I’m rather glad it’s an award show. Pap pics make me feel guilty. Award shows and similar (even if it is KCA) are in the guilt free zone though!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:34 am
@Ayden- THAT is the ‘silver lining’!
*rocks herself chanting can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait*
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:30 am
Panties will poof in release of anticipation around the world!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:37 am
Lucky for me…my 7 year old wants to watch the KCA…so I have a “valid” excuse for ogling Robert.
By: LabTwerd on March 26, 2009
at 11:32 am
i hope theres not so much screaming so we can actually hear his sexy voice!!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 11:45 am
MOrning Ladies! Thought we agreed that is was not ok to call Rob Robbie?? Go straight to jail and do not collect $200.
I have no worries about forgetting his face LOL!
So my Twilight blue ray came with a free TEGO promotional cell skin offer. I used Robs face. Does that make me a twimom? I have pocket Edward but dont have the balls to take him out with me? I need clarification, am I cool enough to be here or am I another crazy mom??? Im having a crisis people!
By: pishposh71 on March 26, 2009
at 11:37 am
You have Cream of Cullen as your avatar. Definitely cool enough to be here!
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:38 am
our only promise was never to call him “BOB” ew shudder retch gross!!!!
we do ❤ some robbie and roberto and robicito and robalicious… ya know.
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 2:05 pm
Ummm… not to be the buzzkill, but have we had confirmation that he will be presenting something?? Just wondering and I may have missed something since I don’t go back and read all of the comments every day…
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 11:37 am
Yes. He’s listed in the official lineup.
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:39 am
Here’s the link to the official press release.
http://www.nickkcapress.com/2009KCA/
By: Ayden on March 26, 2009
at 11:41 am
http://www.nick.com/kids-choice-awards/kca.jhtml
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:41 am
‘He’s gonna be pissed off when he finds out they don’t serve alcohol at that after party.’
ErPattz made this comment last night when we were addressing his appearance @ the KCA. LOL!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:37 am
That’s hilarious — and true. Someone needs to tell him the green slime is NOT jello shots.
By: Spank Ransom on March 26, 2009
at 11:57 am
LOL! There’s only one way to find out!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:02 pm
thats a great plan! downin jello shots while watchin the kids choice awards! jeeze, what has my life become?!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 12:43 pm
oh, and i have a dumb question, what color is that slime anyways,ornage or green? i cant recall. im a freak and i want to color coordinate my jello shots!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 1:59 pm
Its the Kids choice awards
By: pishposh71 on March 26, 2009
at 11:38 am
Yeah and……..? LOL
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:49 am
I wonder if they’re gonna slime him?
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 11:58 am
OH NO! *horrified*
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:01 pm
fkl’d if they do!!!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 1:32 pm
Siiiigh. lmao Whyyyy are they trying to make him the Efron/JoBros?! Stop making him do this stupid crap! I’m so frustrated with all of this. I seriously can see him just having a nervous breakdown at the KCA. Those little kids get out of control with the screeching and screaming.
I love in the commentary when he’s talking about how they might as well re-cast since the movie has made enough money now. “Where’s Efron?!” I just have to keep reminding myself that he takes it all in stride and makes fun of it all. It helps me to believe that he’s not letting it all effect him the way I worry it is…
By: JBell on March 26, 2009
at 11:51 am
hopefully he will be at the beginning and he can get the hell outta there AND i wont have to watch the whole thing, but that probably wont happen.
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 12:00 pm
I was looking at the lineup and they have quite a few worthy
people who I like showing up, I think I’ll watch the whole thing.
Besides Rob, I like Amy Poehler, Hugh Jackman, Amy Adams,
Queen Latifah, Ben Stiller.
And I gotta say this, I’m really starting to dig Efron, not in a crush
kind of way but in an acting kind of way. Have you seen
the trailer to his new movie “17 Again” (or something like that)?
His role looks hilarious!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 12:14 pm
that sounds good, people i actually know! ok maybe wont be so bad! plus a few jello shots should help out!!
By: beer-me on March 26, 2009
at 1:16 pm
I bet $100 he shows up with a flask on his person.
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 12:06 pm
or he will already be drunk. That would be me. Drunk.
By: Kristin on March 26, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Said the same thing last night. LOL
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:09 pm
Morning eye relief-
http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=8727&fullsize=1
http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=18468&fullsize=1
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 11:55 am
Ah, bliss….sigh.
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 11:59 am
I know- ‘relief’ being the operative word!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:03 pm
*bites lip* and now I need new underwear. and a cold shower.
By: Kristin on March 26, 2009
at 12:09 pm
Morning Ladies! Saw the “guide” awhile back and do not agree on the CC lips either. No one has lips like Rob! Its also a biiiigggg stretch on the MM hair, I don’t see it (other than it sticking up in places).
I must say that I come here for the naughty chatter *grins* and the post updates, you ladies rock the news, but also over at Robsessed. Whoever they have working that site is on top of their sh*t!
By: Ceri on March 26, 2009
at 11:56 am
@Ceri- Have to agree with you on that one! Gozde & Dani (Robsessed) are on top of the Rob news for sure!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:05 pm
Jena are you still out here?
I sent you the mp3s darling!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 12:00 pm
Thank you! I can’t access my home email from work, but I’m sure they’re there.
I’ll check when I get home tonight!
Thanks for doing that!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 12:07 pm
Well hello there!! I love how our boy has made it big enough to be “broken down and analyzed!” I don’t care who’s what he has. He is beautiful. Nuff said. LMAO
Also, I feel like I should address the whole twimoms thing. Yes I am a mother, yes I am married and yes I love twilight and Rob. Here is what I don’t do. I don’t puffy paint anything, I would never scrapbook anything for the cast, and I don’t own sweatshirts with built in turtle necks or holiday sweater vests. Also, you are forgetting twimoms are HARDCORE about the books. Most of them are not obsessed with the actors. Just the characters. I think since you are all here, its safe to say that Rob really trumps twilight, and anything that he does, we would love. That to me is the difference between myself and a “Stereotypical” twimom. Not saying all are that way, not at all. I think LTR is just totally different than the TwiMoms site. We are a group of hip, smart, current and hilarious women who have an acute fondness for Mr. Pattinson. Who cares if we are moms, wifes, college students or grandmas?
I guess I will end by saying that you all shock and awe me with your wit and your prose each and every day, and I could care less if you have a kid on your hip or need hip replacement.
I love you all!
By: Kristin on March 26, 2009
at 12:06 pm
@Kristin – Here here! ❤ ya ‘plus beaucoup’!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:15 pm
Puffy paint! HAHAHAHAHAHA that is HILARIOUS! A blast from the 80s. Or was it early 90s? Oh, that cracked me up!
By: iheartedward on March 26, 2009
at 12:18 pm
*throws kid off hip* Amen! And I can show Rob just how good my ‘hips” still are.
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 12:20 pm
Puffy paint lmfao.
*chink chink*
By: Just a Girl on March 26, 2009
at 12:21 pm
very well said. i couldn’t agree more.
LTR ladies are amazing =)
By: JustGotWicked on March 26, 2009
at 12:21 pm
Thank you Kristin!
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 26, 2009
at 12:23 pm
Couldn’t have said it better Kristin 🙂 I think the twimoms are infatuated with Edward.. Edward would never talk dirty to me.. I think Rob would.. I love me some dirty talkin’ men..
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 26, 2009
at 12:50 pm
Well said!!
…um, what exactly is puffy paint????
By: Shalan on March 26, 2009
at 1:49 pm
Well said! I am glad to repost that I do none of these things either!
By: pishposh71 on March 26, 2009
at 2:02 pm
❤ times a ba-gillion for you my dear kristin
By: themoonisdown on March 26, 2009
at 2:57 pm
The only thing that Rob and those other guys have in common is that, well, they are all guys.
By: Sass on March 26, 2009
at 12:07 pm
lol….exactly. No one is like our boy. Close but no cigar 🙂
By: Kristin on March 26, 2009
at 12:21 pm
Tru dat!
By: Genevieve on March 26, 2009
at 12:25 pm
“I could care less if you have a kid on your hip or need hip replacement.” LMAO! I absolutely love this!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 12:08 pm
and I love you Jena! 🙂
By: Kristin on March 26, 2009
at 12:22 pm
I would so love for Rob to make a crack at the Jonai…
But he wouldn’t because he’s too sweet for that, right? Maybe after a few beers at the hotel afterwards…
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 26, 2009
at 12:10 pm
I saw on E! News last night that Camille broke up with da Jonas
and is now dating some hot tennis player. Much better!
By: Jena on March 26, 2009
at 12:20 pm
Thank goodness! Maybe she won’t be getting her jollies off with Rob anymore
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 12:22 pm
Random and off-topic, but….
I read The Office last night and can I just say WOW! I love me some angry hot sex *fans herself*
I’ve also read The Submissive and Dominant (from all the recommendations here) but I just didn’t get into it. It had some hot scenes but it just didn’t move me. I think I am too independent and too strong a woman to get into The Submissive. Don’t get me wrong, some dirty talking, rough sex and some hair pulling is good with me. I think it’s the slave-like things that I just can’t get into (the collar, Master and all that)
Anyhoo, that’s my 2 cents and I’m sticking to it. When will angsty girl update Wide Awake? Doesn’t she know that I check it every damn day for an update?
By: Ceri on March 26, 2009
at 12:14 pm
I wasn’t in to the slave like thing either, but you can pull my hair and call me a dirty…..girl all day Rob!
By: FutureMrsPattinson on March 26, 2009
at 12:24 pm