Posted by: Bekah | March 25, 2009

Rob Porn: The softcore edition

Dear Rob,

mmmmm

Okay..if you insist

Love,
UnintendedChoice

*Thanks to the marvelous Zephyersky for today’s Rob Porn. Zephyersky sends me 1 Rob Porn every day. Best part of my day…

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  1. best pic ev.er. can you imagine waking up next to that every morning?

    morning wood trumps morning breath.

    • “morning wood trumps morning breath.” I concur!

    • Oh yes, so do I!

  2. Gah. And I happen to be laying in my bed right now.

    Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

  3. What a perfect day to be lying in bed all day (with Rob) it’s all rainy and crappy outside. Ahhhh, wish I was in bed (with Rob) and not under these flourescents workin’ for the man.

    • sing it sister

  4. *THUD*
    I.AM.DIED

    • Yeah, what she said…..

      and what Lan said! LOL!!

      THOSE EYES!! THOSE EYES!!!!!! He has supernovae in his skull.

      I Wiki’d this for you, in case you don’t know what a supernova, or the plural being supernovae is:

      supernova (plural: supernovae) is a stellar explosion. Supernovae are extremely luminous and cause a burst of radiation that often briefly outshines an entire galaxy, before fading from view over several weeks or months. During this short interval, a supernova can radiate as much energy as the Sun could emit over its life span.

  5. If you insist Mr. Pattinson, if you insist.
    *swoon*

    I won’t be around today seeing as how I will be on Personal Asst. duty today for my boss. I’m sorry, but where in my job description does it say that I have to answer to your every beckon call, do runs to Starbucks AND go pick up your f*cking prescriptions at the pharmacy all while trying to do my job, run the office and get billing done?! It’s days like these that actually do make me want to stay in bed all day/week. Bah-humbug.

    /rant.

    Alright ladies, I’m off. Talk to you all later… if I don’t get arrested and put in jail for murder. O:] Have a great day! Think of me often lol

    • That sucks. Later Jbell.

    • Wow dude, are you sure your boss isn’t Edward Cullen from “The Office”? Well, I guess if he WERE, you wouldn’t be complaining. LOL!!

    • wait, you’re not his “beck and call” girl???

      name that movie.

      also you will be missed! my little UC off and left me today so I’m back in the real world!! BOOOHOOOO 😦

  6. i too love this picture, my husband says that he takes some offence to my GQ mag on the nightstand, I say it needs to be close incase the mood strikes πŸ™‚

    • HAHA! My man isn’t too thrilled about all the random Rob magazines laying around the house right now…I get them for the ARTICLES, babe! Really!

  7. Gah! How did you gals know to post this porn this morning? After the dream I had last night, this is puuuuuurrrrrfect.

    Thank you UC and Moon. And thank you Mr. Pattinson for the wonderful bathtub dream sexytime.

    It was grrrrrrreat!

    Tony the tiger out!

    • To this day, I’ve never had any sexytime dreams with Roberto 😦

      Maybe I’m trying too hard. Sniff.

  8. Dear Rob,

    Okay, okay! Don’t twist my arm. We can stay in bed. Oh, just wanted to let you know that there will only be sleeping during the “rest breaks”. Now who delivers breakfast?

    Love, me

    @jbell – aw that sucks, try to have a good day! We’ll see you a little while later!

    @labtwerd I hate to point this out, but MAN YOU ARE MISSING OUT! Sexytime dreams or ANY dreams with him are a magical experience.

    @TRR – tony the tiger? LMAO, you are so funny! Do tell about your dream!

    @Vogue – Love it, Robnova…totally true. He is amazing. period.

    @Lan – couldn’t have said it better myself. I bet his morning breath is horrible with all the coffee/cigs/pop he drinks. And I couldn’t care less.

    @Pishpost – haha, my dh hates to see that thing lying around too! LOL

    @carrie @Future Mrs. P – MORNING LADIES!!!! πŸ™‚

    Off to the gym….catch you all in a few hours! πŸ™‚

    • Robmorning. πŸ™‚

  9. Robporn always makes my day. You gals are just super.

  10. LOL! Love this! I’ve never had any dreams about Rob either… it’s always been someone else. *sob*

  11. I always have dreams about being his friend…which obviously would be awesome…

    but I wish they could be more like….uhhh…friends with mindgasming benefits.

  12. I love Robporn, I make my own. I have to learn Photoshop somehow, right?

  13. Oh, Robdreams are the best.

    I will tell about my dream because this is the soft porn day. It was a wonderful, soft dream.

    Long post. Ready?

    The entire cast was staying in this huge cabin while filming. Each of them had their own room. Rob had this wonderful old-fashioned white, claw-foot tub off to the side of the room next to a huge wall of windows.

    He was very shy and sweet. I remember asking him a very personal question and he responded all embarassed. I asked him if he was circ’ed or not. Just because I hadn’t been with anyone who wasn’t “cut”. He said he wasn’t and was worried that it was a problem for me. It wasn’t a prob. at all.

    Fast forward to a very sweet and soft session of bathtub sexytime. I actually awakened but fell back asleep and continued the dream. It was just ordinary life stuff. Talking to him and joking around.

    Woke up again, fell back asleep and started dreaming again. got some more sexytime. He was always very polite and sweet. Not a dirty womanizer at all.

    Now, let me tell you why I think I dreamed all of this.

    All of the extra stuff on the DVD was filmed in this huge rustic cabin. The becoming Edward and becoming Bella stuff anyway. Then we have the E online thing saying he smells. We all talked about giving him a bath. I don’t know where the shy, polite sex came from. Maybe I was just in the mood for sweet romance and not bang me now sex.

    So, now that I’ve made a fool of myself telling y’all about my subconcious desires, feel free to laugh and tell me that I’m a depraved loser. LOL!

    DH did get a quickie out of it before the kids woke up this morning. So Rob helps the economy and the hubby’s.

    • If you ever meet him you are so going to ask him if hie is circ’ed. Robperv. πŸ˜‰

      • You know it! I’m really curious and I am a perv!

        • It is now our mission to meet him so we can find out.

          • Well, if I met him I don’t think I would come out and ask him. I guess I’d just have to find out the hard way.
            IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. ;-p

        • He has said many times that he is Catholic, as I am (were) so I am guessing he is. Just a guess, but in my family it was something done without question.

    • I may be blushing a bit. Not because of the dream…but because I’ve never put the two ideas of Rob and foreskin together.

      (embarassed SQUEE!)

      • Robzilla thinks about it a lot. We’ve had conversations. I say yes, she says no.

        • I am voting yes, also.

          Maybe because I’m hoping. Idk.

          • Maybe that’s why I am voting yes too. πŸ™‚

          • Maybe we’ll be able to find out in Little Ashes.

        • I actually haven’t thought about it since our conversation that day. I guess it’s a subconcious thing.

          • I think the smelly article from E yesterday got my mind to thinking about it again. Gross, I know. I REALLY am a perv aren’t I?!
            *Hangs head in shame* Sorry

          • I love dirty Rob!! RAWR! Don’t hide your head in shame be proud πŸ™‚

          • LOVE THE DREAM! I wonder that too….and I don’t care either way…

            @labtwerd – “I may be blushing a bit. Not because of the dream…but because I’ve never put the two ideas of Rob and foreskin together.”…..LMFAO..LOVE IT!

            Rob,
            I’m a stinky girl…had a great run this morning.You wanna be stinky together? Better yet…lets get clean together in my shower…I have a double shower head. It will be fun…then we can get dirty all over again if you know what I mean.
            Love,
            Kristin

  14. LOL!! if THAT Edward Cullen was her boss, jbell would definitely not be complainin’!

  15. Good mornin’ ladies!!! oh wow,rob porn *dies* I imagine if he looks at me like that in bed my panties would disappear of it’s own volition. Gah! scratch that. why wear panties with rob right next to u?

    • Not sure if you ever found link to twitterdeck. here you go- http://www.tweetdeck.com/beta/

      • thanx carrie tweetdeck is fun!

  16. Nice, UC. Very nice.

    When’s that Quad gonna happen? Just sayin’.

  17. @UC thanks again for the Robporn…as if I would need any of that! πŸ™‚

  18. Okay one more comment then I gotta get some work done. Boss is coming into office for meeting.

    Read the Submissive. OMG that sh!t was HOTTT!!!!
    I think I went thru 10 pair of panties. Was up until 4am b/c I had to finish.

    CARRIE OUT!!!

    • Care Bear, you shock me! I read the submissive and it wasn’t really my fave. When i saw that you were going to read it, I didn’t think you would like it. Glad to hear that you did though!

      • I wasn’t sure if I would either. Not usually my cup of tea. Not sure what it was about it that struck a chord. Just curious why didn’t u think I would like it.

        • just because you said you didn’t read fanfic because it seemed like it was smutty just to be smutty. It was not because I think you aren’t a kinky sex goddess. You are the queen of sexyness. I know that I want you. Will you be my fake lezbo lover too and hold me tight when we next meet up?

          • That’s true. There is a lot of fanfic that is smutty just for the sake of being smutty. I could post the links but it is just bad. I really thought Submissive was well written and I knida felt think all the sex stuff made sense. It had a good balance of romance and sex. I give it 2 thumbs up.

            Of course. We can cuddle the whole night at the KOL show. Everyone will be jealous of our love. πŸ™‚

        • Have you read The Red Line?
          It’s kind of corny in a sense…but there are some scenes that left my laptop steaming…..

          or maybe it was my lap. hehe.

          • @LabTwerd No. I might have the link saved. I haven’t read that much fanfic. I am sure I will get around to reading more soon. I am trying to finish the Dark Hunter Series right now. I have a few more books to read and then I am done with everything that’s out now. There are few people here who have read the series and we all agree they are great books.

            Alright, I am really out now. Have way too much to do. Stupid job.

          • LMAO! Methinks it was your lap and not the laptop.

    • Start reading The Dominant! It’s going to be even better…

  19. Can someone PRETTY PLEASE make a running list of all the GOOD fanfic…I am getting lost. Every time I go on I hate reading thru the little synopsis b/c most of they sound lame. I want a steaming lap..top too!

  20. A new ‘Little Ashes’ screenig added-

    MISSOURI THEATRE RELEASE DATE

    05/29/09 St. Louis, Landmark Tivoli Theatre, 6350 Delmar

    • Holy shiz! That’s only a few hours away. I could do that. I even know where Delmar is….

      • Glad that someone on here could use that bit of info!

        • yes! Muchas gracias.

          • De nada.

    • Wow — I used to live one block away from the Tivoli.. It’s an artsy fartsy theater in an artsy part of town. Oh to be back in STL right now (well in May more specifically)..

  21. I read fanfic nonstop. I get in trouble with my “significant other” for being on my laptop too much.

    My faves are Wide Awake, The Submissive, The Porcupine Embrace, The Red Line, Boycotts and Barflies, The Arrangement, Only Human (which was my FIRST fanfic I read)…

    • OMFG I LOVE BOYCOTTS AND BARFLIES!!!

      One of the best by far

      • Did you read vgjm’s followup to B&B?!?!

        “We’re Going Where”…or something like that…

        • I did read that… pretty good! But I like B&B the best i think

    • I love The Arrangement. I also really liked Cascade and Cynide (don’t think I spelled that right.) Breakfast at Tiffiny’s is pretty good too. I too read waaaaaay to much fanfic. Some of those Edwards are even better than the orignal Edward.

  22. I might have to devote my weekend to coming up with some new RobPorn. JAG and I even talked about it a while ago…

    Also, ladies, you surprise me. You waited until 11 am EST to talk about circumcision? Granted, it was the first thing I saw us talking about as soon as I grabbed my morning coffee (since I’m 2 hrs behind), but STILL. I am impressed.

    I think that in terms of horniness, we could rival a gaggle of 18-yr-old boys that haven’t “relieved themselves” in a month.

    • LOL Carter- TRU DAT!
      ps (about that circumcision debate- most men in Europe aren’t- just sayin’)

      • That’s why I say he’s not. Oh well, if he’s clean who cares if there’s extra skin on the pene.

      • Oooh, good to know. I shall have to research the ways of the uncut before I meet Rob, just in case.

    • That’s because estrogen is stronger than the bonds of blood and time.

      Rob brings out the best in us. And when I say best, I really mean uncontrollable lust and raging hormones.

  23. Oh yummy. Great minds, dear Rob, great minds!

    @Gen- Are you feeling better today lovely? Do you have linkage to the Missouri theater release? If we don’t do Make a Wish with the nephew then, it’s totes going on my list!

  24. @Ayden- Thx for asking. I am SOL this week. ‘Wee ones’ kept me up most of last night. Still coughing but am feeling somewhat better. Now I’m just ‘bone tired’. Enough about me!

    Try this one. How are you today? ❀

    http://www.themovie-fanatic.com/la/

    • Aw, sorry about the wee one’s keeping you up! Lack of sleep just makes feeling bad even worse huh? Still willing to hunt Rob up to send him in your direction for a little TLRob if you need it! πŸ™‚

      The link came back with a 404 Not Found error. I’ll go to the main page and search from there though πŸ™‚ Thank you!

      I’m doing well! DH and I watched Death Race last night and had a blast with the gory nastiness. I ❀ action flicks! πŸ˜€

      KU’s new term started today which means Ayden must actually be productive today, but I’ll pop in as I can! Have a great day!

  25. @TRR(P)- F here. My bad last night. Could not specifically remember who came up with the list name. Was I right about the other half? From KOL? ❀

    • LOL! F, not offended at all. I have to claim my witty moments when I can though. They are so few and far between. Yes, it is from an older KOL song.

      Hate to hear that the wee ones kept you awake when you are sick. I hope you feel better soon. Tell that nasty cough that I said to leave before I fly to Canada and force you to go to the New Moon set and stalk HHH.

      • @Robzilla- I think NOT! You are most witty and I always have a good laugh at your comments!!! I like the way your mind works! So there! *wink*
        Ah no worries mate- I’ll tell the cough you’ll FKL it if it doesn’t bugger off! That should do the trick! Ooh, on the other hand FORCE ME, FORCE ME! (haha- that just sounded strange didn’t it?) LOL!

        • Say it. OUTLOAD. FORCE ME!

          • or, umm.. OUTLOUD? Can’t type with one hand while drinking milk. LOL! Reminds me of another KOL song. “Drinking milk while being so retarded”

  26. Old news from (coughcoughthebyotchcoughcough)-

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_did_not_get_hurt_on_set_of_New_Moon_but_does_not_shower_and_stinks.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

    • I thought the gossips were supposed to have original gossip? Perez seems to regurgitate everything from everyone else and Lainey’s beginning to run a close second. Get with the program, gossip people!

    • Ok I totally have a theory to share.

      If Lainey really finds Rob so unappealing, then why is she such an enabler of our Robessions?

      I think she must, on some level, have a thing for our little Open-Mouthed Rob (or that’s what she calls him anyways).

      Lainey, own it! We do!

  27. dear rob,
    i bet your stink smells like roses and babies after a bath and whatever heaven smells like…people tell me i smell, too..let’s be dirty together.
    luv,
    melissa xxx

  28. i hope the rumors of rob being in ‘memoir’s’ turn out to be true..sounds like it could be a good movie.

    • Not sure if you know this, but…..

      Mr. Shamalamadingdong is joining the cast of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. I believe it premieres April 19th on USA.

      • WHAT?!?!!? you’re joking, Rob is doing L&O CI?

        Are you kidding me?

        • No not Rob. LMAO! That would be funny though.

          I was talking about Jeff Goldblum, Melissa’s Gravi. Someone once asked her if that as M. Night Shamalan, but it turned into Mr. Shamalamadingdong at some point. LOL!

          • Ok, whew. You totes gave me a heart attack!

          • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  29. Morning Ladies!

    Gah, I usually like Teddie’s articles but the stinky one he posted yesterday makes me really mad! Who the hell is his source and why did he think it appropriate to post that?

    Anyhoo, I felt the need to say that from the responses on E and here it really doesn’t matter if Rob stinks or not. (I’m thinking that he is chainsmoking, working out, not washing his clothes and hiding in his hotel room) Yeah, he probably would smell a bit. Either way, most of the responses are positive, hell, anyone can clean up with a bit of soap.

    So even if there are Rob haters out there spreading these rumors, it still doesn’t seem to have dampened any of his popularity and adoration. Stick it haters!

    • Yeah! What she said. I personally like the smell of hot-just-finished-working-out man. Really let’s the pherimones fly. As if we need any of that.

      • “…as if I would need any of that! As if you could out run me! As if you could fight me off!”

        Apotamkin!
        (I love that it sounds like he says ‘apple dumplin’ I’m just sayin lol)

        Gotta run again! xo

        • JESS!! I’ve missed you. Glad you caught that.

      • There really is nothing like a sweaty guy after working out and smelling like day old tobacco. Mmmmm!

  30. I *just* started I Love L.A.

    I am so screwed. I’m not going to get anything accomplished today.

    • No you won’t. BTW, am I remembering correctly that you are a MLT? I did that for many a years before the wee ones.

      • Yup. I’m a MLT. For almost a year now.

        (i took pics of my pocket edward in blood bank the other night btw…teehee)

    • Yeah, good luck @LabTwerd! That story consumed my life for 2 days straight, I couldn’t stop…

  31. well, you never know with Rob… he has joked about his personal hygiene so often… that it could well be true.

    I think it might also be a way of him preparing for distraught Edward. He most probably thinks Edward didn’t care about anything like that when he went away, so it might be his way of getting into character.

  32. My S.O. wanted to see the Rob porn this morning. He concurs, morning wood trumps morning breath! Unfortunately for him, only if it’s Rob. Otherwise, get up and brush your teeth!

  33. ‘It’s for lack of anything better. They’ve got nothing on him and he is a HOT COMMODITY right now. Lots of people fall for it.’

    This is what I posted last night as to why these people are coming up with these bogus stories. They are most likely thinking that something (news about Rob) is better than nothing.

    @Ceri- It was Moon that came up with that name and it kinda stuck.

  34. @Genevieve Can you send me a picture where you can see his eyes really well?

    xoxo thank you love!

    • @Carter- How’s this one?

      • Perfect! Nice hand/finger porn too =)

      • Aww.. Robert’s got a little boo boo..

  35. Johnny Sex Hair… meet Johnny Sex Eyes.

    Brought to you by Moans n’ Groans R’ Us

  36. For those who haven’t heard yet-
    (bonus- Edward poster pic)

    http://www.collider.com/entertainment/news/article.asp?aid=11350&tcid=1

  37. @Carter- 1 more!

    • Duh, that’s the best one. Does his left look grey and the right look green to you? God, I love that picture. Johnny Sex Eyes indeed.

      Jeebus

      • Totes! Made a comment about that way back when ‘David Bowie eyes’!!!

      • You got it. I call them gray blue green.

  38. I’m finally back at work today, got here at noon, but I have a crapload to do so I will be MIA most of the day. I hate being MIA but the voices on my desk are telling me I have to, LOL!

    @Gen, I hope you are feeling better!

    • @Jena- Good luck on that workload! Missed you tons! ❀
      Am feeling somewhat better thx. If only I could get some sleep!

  39. Here we go again-

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b105949_new_moon_cast_up_in_smoke.html

    • Oh, that’s irritating! If kids don’t know by the time they hit the tweens that smoking = bad and they shouldn’t do it, I’m guessing we shouldn’t be blaming the cast of New Moon for that.

  40. p.s. Today’s Rob porn is my fave Rob pic at the moment!

    • He’s Beautiful there isn’t he? Actually he’s Beautiful everywhere when you think about it! *wink*

    • @Jena It’s mine too. And every time I see that pic all I want to do is crawl in bed with him.

    • Today’s picture is the RobQ picture that was on my desktop when my husband defiled it with a fu man chu beard, evil mustache, devil horns, and an “I heart penis” patch on his shirt.. It **WAS** my favorite one as well.. Now I just see it and think “i heart penis”.. Thanks to my wonderful jealous husband. I made him watch the super long documentary special from the DVD with me last night and he made comments like “I could do that in my sleep” or “what a flamer” every time Rob came on.. Aaargh.. I wish he’d just embrace my robsession. How could he possibly be threatened by a man I’ll never meet who’s more than a decade my junior?

  41. @Carter-
    One more unmarked-

    • I love that one to! His eyes, his hair, sigh….
      Gen, you’re my photo hero!

  42. Good morning everyone!!
    I have been away for TOO long! I missed so much! Have been with family for the last couple of days and couldnt really get away!

    So i treid to catch up.. i loved yesterdays post! It was great! And that picture up above. I.AM.DIED
    would could disagree with that face! “Ok Rob whatever you say! lol

    • HI Tara, Good to see you again!

      • Hey Gen! Thanks its good to be back!

        • Hi Tara! Waves at monitor

          • HI Jena!

  43. Hi everyone! Just popping in before running to get kids from school.
    The whole GQ set is definitely my fav to date as far a photoshoots go. (Sex Drive pics my fav appearance shots).
    He definitely has the sex eyes going here, but you can also see a little pain/worry behind them. K Stew was right – you really can almost see into his soul.
    @Gen – Sorry everyone sick at your house. I would suggest you crawl into bed with Rob, but then you still wouldn’t get any sleep!
    @Tara – Welcome back! You haven’t missed too much Rob news (slow week), but everyone keeping things lively with pics, conspiracy theories, Twilight analysis, limericks and flavors of Rob ice cream!

    • When I was in college we referred to eyes like Rob’s as FME (f**k me eyes) so far he has the best FME I’ve ever seen

      • Amen!

      • True that!!

    • LOL i know there was some pretty funny stuff going on!

  44. Oh, boo! I just had to delete the LTR gals from my Twitter because I want to keep my Robsession a secret from my work peeps and there was a danger of having my colleagues finding my account. I will surely miss the Twitter comments from all of you! 😦

    • dude create another account for LTR, no worries haha

      • I might – just so I can be nasty! tee hee!

        • i totally have a twitter/robsessed alter ego!!

          • I just have my regular twitter. I don’t care who sees it those who know me know of my Robsession.

  45. You guys ROCK! Here’s a bloggy award from my humble little site:

    http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/2009/03/id-like-to-thank-cullens-for-becoming.html

  46. Hi All

    @UC–Knock me down the moment your site comes up why dontcha?! My kitty is purring…pounce me, Rob! RAAAWWWRRR!

    @Carrie So you read it? The Submissive? That shiz is HOT!!!!!!!!! Would I steer you wrong?

    @JBell laughin’ my a$$ off about your boss, yeah too bad he isn’t The Office Edward boss!

    @Genevieve–so sorry you are feeling bad..hope you get well soon. Take 2 doses of Rob and call us in the morning. Actually hang out, we’d miss you. ❀

    @Soccermom–didn’t get a chance to see if anyone commented on Rob as an ice cream flavor–did anybody come up with anything good?

    • I started The Dominate. Man I wish I hadn’t. I hate reading unfinished work.

  47. Poppin in. Actually had to do work today wtf!

    IMO, most European guys aren’t circd, so I’m guessing he’s not. That’s really a north american thing. It’s all good, like having your own mini sharpei puppy.

    I started feeling guilty last nite, like all the hype is really harming Rob. Changing his life in a bad way…I’m getting a conscience dammit.

    Quickly I need some panty poofing pix…talk me down ladies. I don’t want to abandon my Robsession.

    • http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=56248&fid=29339

      Rob is thinking:
      “JAG, don’t leave me, please. I promise I will bang you up against 5 surfaces if you stay. Please don’t go.”

      • Mmmmm focusing on the visual…banging me 6 ways to Sunday! *poof*

    • @JAG

      Ok 1st the circ’d thing–I never even thought about that not being an option until it was brought up today. That is only an American thing?? Ok, who’s been with an uncirc’d? What’s the difference? I’ve never been with one, but either way it doesn’t really change my thoughts about him…dirty as they are….

      2nd I don’t think so. He’s busy and engrossed in his work…I think he cares more what we say about him on the blogs than what the trashy mags say. I think he knows…that vid yesterday that was posted about him talking about sex…he made a point to say that if anything remotely negative gets put out there about him, we all come screaming to his defense in full out force…he is fine…I think in his downtime he is hanging out with the cast or just gettin on his laptop to check LTR posts. I just hope he saw your NIN video! Whew! Just have only watched that 3 times already today!!!

      Cheer up, take that project I gave you yesterday…Make us a sexy video of Rob with all the times he says “SEX” in his interviews/movie and also the SAY IT OUT LOUD SAY IT.

      I bet you could even make a vid of Vogue’s scenerio for us…find some clips from Haunted Airman pr something where he is sitting and smoking and then throw in some sound bytes of him speaking some unusual words (one at a time in alphabetical order with pauses in between like he’s reading from the dictionary) But make sure when you get to L that you use him saying “lit’rally”

      Are you up to the challenge? I know nothing about making videos therefore I direct. πŸ˜‰

      • I have a friend from England and I make him say “lit’rally” all the time cause he sounds just like Rob when he says it. Sometimes when he’s talking I just close my eyes and pretend it’s Rob.

        • LMAO…. “I just close my eyes and pretend its Rob” dont we all!

        • @ZephyerSky

          lmfao!!

          I don’t blame you! I’d probably do the same thing! Of course, then I’d have to keep a stash of fresh panties in my bag for every time it was said with the British accented Rob voice! *Poof*

      • No difference. Been with both. πŸ˜‰
        Sorry Fake Lezbo lover. I;m not a virgin. Have been with others. Now that I have you will need no one else. πŸ™‚

    • I Love you guys. I do feel better. You’re both right. I think I may just be depressed because I finished I love LA last nite.

      Prescription: make more RobPorn, make pervyy videos and someone please tell me which twiporn to read next…Wide Awake, Submissive help me

      Thanks for the pic Carter, I’m off the ledge and getting back in the game!
      *big fake lesbo smooches to you both*

      • That’s a hard choice…if you want sex steam then pick The Submissive (my favorite)…if you want angst take Wide Awake first…WA doesn’t really have sex until like chpt 30-35 I think. But the storyline in both are fantastic and complex…Submissive is FULL OF HOTNESS in every chapter (37 of them). Carrie read it last night and posted how HOT it was.

        Ata Girl! Get out their and make your fellow Pattinsluts proud!

        Fake Lezzie kisses to you too! ❀

      • The Office, girl! it’s the hottest of the hot

        • @CHR

          Oh yeah how could I forget! That is in my top 5

          1) The Submissive
          2) The Office
          3) Wide Awake
          4) The Dominant
          5) Warmth (although this spot is up for grabs since I haven’t read I Love LA yet and just started Midnight Desire…

      • @JAG- Heard that ‘Midnight Desires’ was also a good one. Just sayin’

  48. @carter & Twitter users!! (it’s Wendy) I’m back on twitter now, username “robstoleit” … I’m adding everyone back on now, trying to find everyone! Gahhh!

  49. Oh this gorgeous picture again! This is definitely one of my new faves. Here’s the limerick I wrote for it and posted March 20th:

    I awoke looking into Rob’s eyes
    As he gazed so intensely and wise
    My heart went aflutter
    I melted like butter
    With a gush that spread over my thighs

    • @EyeC

      Good one!

      That about sums it up!

  50. Attention…

    Chapter 5 of The Dominant has just been posted if you are reading that one….

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918631/5/The_Dominant

    Bye going to go read me some Domward hotness I.AM.DIED. *THUD*…be back in a few…

    • Yay!!!


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