Dear Rob,
We know you love our letters in the traditional form (pen & paper keyboard & monitor), but have you ever wondered what our letters might look like if they were delivered in-person? We had a pretty good idea, and our favorite Rob Pattinson site, Rob Pattinson loves me, did too. In fact, Kat was so effective at playing the part of ME that I plan to ask her to play me in the movie version of my autobiography (working title: UnintendedChoice & Robert Pattinson- Forever making in love)
Vodpod videos no longer available.
There’s never a need for a robe when you’re around…
Love,
UnintendedChoice
HUGE shout out to Rob Pattinson Loves me who we discovered because one of the girls is a friend of a friend. And friends don’t let amazing Rob Pattinson videos slide by without telling other friends. Go to their site now! Watch all their videos! Tell them what you think! Tell us what you think! Am I being bossy?
Check out our FAV videos after the jump!
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Oh, and Kat & Heidi from Rob Pattinson Loves Me? The three videos we posted here got my husband to actually SIT with me while I SHARED the funniness of LTR with him for the FIRST TIME. A miracle has occurred. As a result, we’re rewarding you with the opportunity to jump in the Silver Volvo, push back the driver’s seat ALL the way and take Edward’s v-card.
Thanks to Lauren from Lauren’s Bite for helping me come up with that awesome prize for our wonderful new friends. For your help, I reward you with a pigeon ride up to Vancouver to take Rob’s fake v-card. I promise it will be the best 30 seconds of your life.
Update: Dear UnintendedChoice, You are so amazing that I hereby give you GQ Rob as your prize. Love, Yourself
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Update again: I’m sorry, did you give yourself THAT Rob in THAT picture? Cuz you meant these Robs…
Damn you for being you...
I may have accidentally declared I want to hump a wall...
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Last Update (promise): I gave myself so many gifts today that we decided to share the love and give you one. Save this and Adorn your desktop with Rob
Letters to Rob 
LMAO!!!! Very, very clever!!
‘P.S. I’ll be naked’…made me choke on my tea!
By: Sass on March 12, 2009
at 8:41 am
OMFG. I knew it was going to be good as soon as I heard the music start!
That is the *perfect* way to start my day.
By: labtwerd on March 12, 2009
at 8:41 am
Holy geez. I just watched the other videos. My neighbor on the other side of the wall behind me probably thinks I’m a lunatic…I was practically howling….
By: labtwerd on March 12, 2009
at 8:45 am
“The postman ALWAYS rings twice…” lmao Niiiice
Oh wow. Those were so great! Too damn funny. Also, that slightly looks like Rob’s signature; slightly. …and not that I would know that or anything…
UC/Moon/Girls At Robert Pattinson loves me – I ❤ you long time.
Off to B&N coughagaincough. Wish me luck… will update you as soon as I can! Until then, have an AMAZING day staring at your internet version of the cover of GQ. (It’s already on my phone & iPod… and my background on my PC and my laptop)
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 8:54 am
Alright ladies…are you sitting down…cause here it is
THE GQ Cover!
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 8:54 am
SWOOOOOON.
I am jello.
By: labtwerd on March 12, 2009
at 9:06 am
Link blocked in the office!!! Merda!!!
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:22 am
oh dear sweet baby infant jesus that is amazing
By: Lacey on March 12, 2009
at 1:56 pm
I’ll have to watch those videso at midnight tonight. Can’t let my co-workers see my fawning over Robert in some videos on my iPhone. They’d think I was nuts.
Loves the GQ cover but I wanna see inside!!
Can’t even surf this site on my work computer, thank gawd for the iPhone. Steve jobs I loves you more than iJustine!
By: Angie on March 12, 2009
at 9:00 am
Oh how I love today’s post…These girls are fuckin’ creative!
“The postman always rings twice” and “I’ll be naked” made me laugh so hard my grandmother came downstairs thinking I could’ve lost my mind LOL
By: junsikat on March 12, 2009
at 9:09 am
Awesome Video.
Good luck Jbell. Bring our man home!!
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 9:12 am
hahaha ‘bring our man home’
By: unintendedchoice on March 12, 2009
at 9:17 am
I had to wait until the kids went to school to watch these ’cause the loud laughter from my office was drawing some suspicion…
Dear UC, Please stand by for the bill to repair my LCD after spewing my coffee all over it! It was worth it.
JAG
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 9:13 am
i will just FWD the bill for your LCD to rob 🙂
By: unintendedchoice on March 12, 2009
at 9:18 am
NNOOO, I can’t see the vids at work and NOOOO, I can’t see the GQ Cover! This is the “blackest kind of blasphemy!” WWWHHHAAA!
Now that I have taken a deep breath, can I be a pill and ask someone to email me the GQ cover at work, like in a jpg form, please! I gotta see it!
kthnxluvyabai.
jbruner@fnni.com
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:19 am
this is the worst day EVER for you jena 😦
By: unintendedchoice on March 12, 2009
at 9:20 am
Jena, great quote!!! Just fell off my chair for that!
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:23 am
Can you imagine what the inside of that magazine is going to look like?!
HOLY MUTHAH!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:30 am
Will need to prepare and buy a whole new stock of panties, luckily we have time for that… XD
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:33 am
funny vids! does anyone know when the mag is out in stores? (buying multiple copies)
By: JGroIsMyEdward on March 12, 2009
at 9:20 am
UC/Moon: you totally rock!!!
RPattlovesme: you too!!!
Now, I promised some “thoughts”…..brace yourselves…
Ladies,
Good morning to all of you out there.
I woke up very early this morning and did a lot of thinking. I need to share this with you.
Apologies in advance – this is no doubt long and possibly very boring. Do tell me to sod off if it is.
1. The time difference sucks. I get the first comments at work and, blimey, when the going gets tough, I need to get back to the legal crap.
When the second round of hotness comes my way, I’m back at home, need to spend time with DH and struggle with my crappy new connection at home (we moved house late last summer). Damn it!
2. I dreamt about Rob again last night. It was another nice, warm, friendly conversation, as if we had known each other for all our lives and 10 years difference in age did not entail that I was in university when he was in posh grade school in Barnes. Ugh.
I would like to turn these dreams into “A little less conversation, a little more action” (this is another Robsong for our list). Any hints?
3. Re Robsongs: I am also addicted to the Kooks lately and this is just the thing for Rob: “Safety pins, holding up the things that make you mine / about your hair, you needn’t care, you look beautiful all the time”. That goes for the endearing Rob, not for the dirty Rob. But they are two coexisting halves of the Robverse (another Robism).
4. Re my upcoming book: Another realisation has just struck me. Hear this and think of predestination. In the dark times when I was not yet a Robsessed fangirl, I created one of the key characters for the new book. This guy has turned out to be uncannily similar to Rob. I can prove there is no relation whatsoever. I became a fangirl in November after I saw the movie and I always put a date on my notes. The notes for this character (named Jamie) date back to last September. This is weird.
The long and the short of it is…that now I can’t write a single scene with Jamie in it without thinking of Rob and how he would look like acting it.
If anyone insists, I can post a character description so that you can all yell at me and dub me officially insane. Not a big spoiler for the book: it’s just a back story.
Now, sadly back to legal crap after lunch here in CET zone… 😀
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:21 am
I love the Kooks. I used to listen to Virgin Radio UK. I listen to a lot of UK bands.
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 9:44 am
😀
Most of the music I listen to is UK/US bands…
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:52 am
Never mind, I found the GQ cover at robsessedpattison.com.
Oh.Dear.God! BUBBLE WRAP!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:21 am
Here you go ladies, especially those overseas that can’t get the GQ.
There’s 30 available from the seller.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ROBERT-PATTINSON-TWILIGHT-GQ-AMERICAN-APRIL-2009-GQ-GQ_W0QQitemZ120390930289QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMagazines?hash=item120390930289&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:36 am
barnes and noble restocked justin… ask me if i give a damn… cuz i dont!!!
walking in target now… will let u know
By: jbell on March 12, 2009
at 9:37 am
they’re effing with you girl. they recognize you now and they want to see you get riled up. 🙂
By: Lan on March 12, 2009
at 9:40 am
I’ll bet they do!!!! bad, bad guys…you don’t mess round with fangirls!
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:49 am
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By: Rob Pattinson loves ME « Letters to Rob on March 12, 2009
at 9:41 am
@jena – lmfao! i ordered from her last night just in case!
target is a no go as well. 😦
By: jbell on March 12, 2009
at 9:43 am
@ lan – lmfao i think ur right!!
By: jbell on March 12, 2009
at 9:45 am
JBell Try Borders
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 9:46 am
Awesome post. Really funny stuff. That guy playing Rob cracks me up.
Now onto the really yummy stuff…. THAT COVER OF GQ. If I may borrow a phrase that floats around here a lot “I. AM. DIED.” Whoa, wow and double wow. He’s a friggin’ Adonis. Too delicious to be ignored.
Now for a little story I’d like to share…
Last night I was chillin’ wit my homies and one of my poor, misguided friends was telling me how she’ll never read Twilight b/c she doesn’t want to get sucked in, which somehow lead to discussions about how some think Meyer is a terrible writer and describes Edward using the same words over and over, which seemed to be the perfect seque for me to talk about how cute Rob is and how he felt silly showing up for the audition for the most beautiful man in the world. Then, the unthinkable happened. Another friend, and fellow Twi-hard, piped up that although she thinks Rob is totally hot as Edward, he does NOTHING for her in real life. She does not think he’s attractive. I almost fell off the couch. (Although, to be fair, I had similar thoughts before seeing him in interviews and watching him interact with people. I think he should spank me for being so disloyal.) I promised to e-mail her the hottest picture of him I could find. So, ladies? Hottest picture? Any takers for finding that one? There are just so many! I’m having a hard time deciding.
By: Steph on March 12, 2009
at 9:48 am
Send her the GQ cover, that should do it! LOL!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:52 am
Hottest Picture? Anything from the SexDrive Premiere in my book…
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 9:55 am
um how about every single one ever taken?? ha
How can you even choose?
those are a few of my personal favorites
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 9:56 am
Ooooo that first one gives me shivers all over!
One of my fave sessions of him!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:37 am
Love the three of them. The third one also a new add to my RobCollection…
Totally bowled over!
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 10:48 am
Oooh, THANKS! Those are yummy!
By: Steph on March 12, 2009
at 10:48 am
i’m a fan of his oscar look. he looked vicious and delicious.
By: Lan on March 12, 2009
at 10:00 am
good lord that cover is smokin!!! I like how it says “hide your daughters”
haha
and i cant see the effing videos cuz im at work!! Can I wait 8 hours to watch them?? I might go crazy
JBell… you are amazing for being so on the ball with this stuff. Im anxiously awaiting news that you have found the mag.
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 9:49 am
Barnes and Noble told me they wouldn’t get it until around March 26th so something tells me we may have to wait a while. However, I bought one off ebay even though I’ll buy more in the store, LOL!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 9:49 am
Videos…hilarious!
GQ Cover…soooo sexy! Must find copy…I’m counting on you JBell!! Tell me where to go!
By: Amber on March 12, 2009
at 9:57 am
ok this just creeped me out…
yikes
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 9:58 am
What the hell? How did you even find that, and why would someone morph the two of them together? ICK!
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 9:59 am
gasp. v. creepy.
but. kinda pretty?
By: Lan on March 12, 2009
at 9:59 am
haha i just google imaged Robert Pattinson and found it. It scared me a lil bit.
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:01 am
Please no! I’m sort of fighting back the urge to throw up…. 😦
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 10:05 am
Me too! I do not like being oddly drawn to KStew!
By: Steph on March 12, 2009
at 10:08 am
GQ cover: that little swirly tiny tuft of hair below his ear does it for me. Geez.
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 9:58 am
ooh and JAG…
not sure if you saw all of my praises for you last night. But that Closer video was ROBTASTIC!!!
thanks a million
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:03 am
Ditto! I nearly fell off my chair! LOVED the photo from 1:05 – 1:07.
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:05 am
I missed it – can you link?
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 10:11 am
i can email it to you…
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:16 am
Ooo, please: needlethreadbutton@gmail.com
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 10:20 am
sent
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:23 am
Glad you enjoyed it…1:05 to 1:07 works well with the lyrics *evil grin*
I’m going to try to upload it to DailyMotion and see if I can get it by…I’ll post link if it works.
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 10:16 am
That was GREAT! Thank you!
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 10:35 am
These are just too funny! Reverie personified. Love it!
Went to books-a-million this morning. JT is STILL there! crap
By: therealrobzilla on March 12, 2009
at 10:08 am
I’m screaming with laughter over the videos, and screaming with joy over GQ!! I LOVE you Moon & UC!!
Today had 2 great things to scream over!
Again, I was writing a post and my computer freaking deleted it. WTF…..
Gotta run to work, and you may not see me too much today, I”m super busy. (damn, todays gonna be SOOOO busy here, I’ll miss out! )
Little Edward came to work w/ me yesterday; I posted some pics.
By: vogue on March 12, 2009
at 10:15 am
Texted my mother with a picture – told her to be on the lookout in every store she goes in today. She said, and I quote –
“Whats up with the hair?! Ugly”
I AM SO ASHAMED!!
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 10:25 am
please dont tell me ur mom has to be on the fkl….
moms are supposed to support our addiction, not make fun of the object of our robsession
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:28 am
I said “BLASPHEMY! How dareee you?!? You are not my mother.” and then I hung my head in shame. lol
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 10:32 am
haha I got my mom to check the web for Rob/Twilight news. She now sends me any links that she finds. How cute…
=)
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:34 am
She is usually so supportive of my obsessions… I think she’s just being dazzled by him. It’s clouding her judgement.
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 10:36 am
Yep, that’s it. I think she meant to say “yummy” instead of “ugly” LOL!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:38 am
LMAO! We’re all gonna start hating JT soon! LOL!
(nah, won’t let it happen, but this is the first time I’m tired of seeing his face LOL!….I want Rob to be staring at me from the shelves thankyaverymahch!)
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:33 am
Someone find time to call Borders! STAT! lol I can’t right now or I’d be all over it… no time to call Borders, but time to comment on LTR! lol Commenting is quieter (is that a word? LOL ‘quieter’)
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 10:35 am
Alright I have attempted to upload NiN vid to dailymotion…waiting to see if it takes.
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 10:36 am
JBell I love that you got your Mom on the case. Is she part of your coveted team of Robersons (A team individuals dedicated to finding information about The Rob).
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:36 am
LMAO! “Robersons”! I love it! You all make me smile!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:37 am
🙂
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:44 am
Calling Now Jbell
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:39 am
On the phone with Borders now…
hahaha the music playing while i wait is
“im gonna sex you up”
is that even allowed??
anywho….
and the verdict is….
DAMNIT!
Still Justin
sorry, I tried
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:40 am
Carrie – you are offline right now. I can do 1:00 on Sat. Talk at cha latah.
By: therealrobzilla on March 12, 2009
at 10:41 am
Cool.
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:45 am
I am so going to be fired from my job because of Rob. I just can’t get enough nor can I stay away! Aaaack!
By: Wendy on March 12, 2009
at 10:41 am
Just tell your boss “I don’t seeee nothing wrroonngg” LOL!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:44 am
Oh JGW you know you love some Color Me Bad!
By: therealrobzilla on March 12, 2009
at 10:42 am
I do love it… i found it rather ironic that i was calling about Rob and that was playing.
But it seemed odd to be playing while i was on hold.
oh well… im just getting angry.
you’re right Jena… im beginning to really dislike JT
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:44 am
Still no new GQ. However, the guy did tell me to call back in a few hours. B/c they have some boxes of magazines they haven’t put out. He also said GQ usually comes out early so should be here soon.
I almost squealed on the phone.
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:44 am
Dear God,
Please let GQ be in a box at Carrie’s store.
You see, it’s really important.
Amen.
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:45 am
Carrie, where in the US are you? This may be in the public domain yet but I’ve been around here only lately and can’t remember…
Im asking because I have a friend in Dover NH who is on the lookout to buy this for me – so just give me please a shout (lamomo76@gmail.com) if GQ hits the newsstands! Thanks a million!
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 10:46 am
I’m in Atlanta, GA
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:48 am
Good, so timing should be similar to Dover NH… :))
By: Monica on March 12, 2009
at 11:17 am
Here it is…
http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/03/12/robert-pattinson-has-turned-me-into-a-dirty-girl/
I’m not sure about Daily Motion copyright issues so it may not stay live for long…we’ll see.
Enjoy!
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 10:46 am
Okay, that middle pic of Rob on your blog?! The one where he’s looking all sexy and wet. No words. Where did you find that?!
By: Steph on March 12, 2009
at 10:53 am
Ok, I actually have to work. blah.
chatatchyalatahs!
By: Jena on March 12, 2009
at 10:47 am
SOOO Ladies!!
I actually just called GQ’s customer service. They said that all mags are in the mail and they have until April 3rd to arrive at the stores….
thats about the best info we can get.
however, i CANNOT wait that long!!
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:48 am
Now that’s dedication. You Rock JGW!!!!
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:51 am
Back to work…I’ll check in later.
JAG out!
By: Just a Girl on March 12, 2009
at 10:49 am
I live in the gayborhood. Surely one of the gays subscribes to GQ. I am going home now and wait for the mailman to come and go thru the mail bin. I sure he’ll be cool with it. 🙂
By: Carrie on March 12, 2009
at 10:53 am
gaaah… no go at my Target either.
Im guessing its gonna be another day or two at least…
this sucks
I almost wish I hadn’t seen the cover. It just makes me want it that much more!
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:55 am
OMG @JGW! You got SERIOUS! How did we never think of this?! Seriously, I love you in a non-lezzie/KStew-NReed kinda way.
Someone – I think it was Gen last night – said that who she talked to said they would definitely be out by Monday March 16…
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 10:56 am
i guess i can wait 4 days….
that seems like a friggin eternity though!!
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 10:56 am
no go at my Barnes and Noble either…
Ive got NJ covered… Where are you?
We can have girls in all of the states on the lookout to see who gets it first.
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 11:00 am
I have a couple friends that are managers at walgreens here in the Midwest. I’m gonna ask them to be on the lookout for the mag.
Also-listened to almost all of the movie commentary last night. Around 28 mins when Rob starts talking about why everyone should hate him b/c of his customized peacoat, etc. and a couple mins later where they’re talking about the apple kicking scene (“superhuman moron”) had me on a LOLlercoaster! I was in bed and my husband had no idea I was listening on my iPod. He thought I was asleep and then I just erupted into a full on belly laugh. Poor guy.
Also also- I realized why Rob thought “gardenburger” sounds so unappetizing. I’m pretty sure Brits call their yards/lawns “gardens”. So yeah I would rather have a veggie burger instead of a yard burger.
By: spunkette on March 12, 2009
at 10:58 am
G’Morning Girls- Oh what a night it was last night after Ayden found us that cover! I almost DIED! I was so excited I was running around bashing in to walls!!!! It was so much fun it even rendered JBell comatose! What a FIND! & what a pic!
By: Genevieve on March 12, 2009
at 11:01 am
@jag –
holy sh!t. your banner thingy of your blog, middle pic of rob all wet. really? omg.
why have i never seen this blog? wtf?
By: Lan on March 12, 2009
at 11:01 am
seriously… i never noticed that before!
@Moon and UC- Can we change the pic at the top of LTR to that Wet Rob pic??
By: JustGotWicked on March 12, 2009
at 11:05 am
my thing is, where did she find this pic? i’ve never any photoshoot of rob writhing in water?!
By: Lan on March 12, 2009
at 11:07 am
BTW – When I finally find this damn magazine, I’m buying extras (if there is more than one available to me) – in case any of you wonderful ladies can’t find one or if they aren’t available to you. Will send them in the post without hesitation. :]
By: JBell on March 12, 2009
at 11:03 am
please please jbell send me one!!
By: sherin on March 12, 2009
at 3:20 pm