Dear Rob,
For awhile now my girls and I have been under the suspicion that you might be a little inexperienced when it comes to your sex being on fire. Not to say we think you have your v-card or anything.. no no no. We’re pretty sure you’ve experienced a LOT of fabulous drunken-night 4:30am sex on the kitchen floor (while TomStu was prob passed out on the couch) and plenty of bathroom-in-a-restaurant BJs from hot fangirls who offered. And while we’re all for the occasional night of a drunken hook-up in the back of a cab following 8 shots of patron, we’re also willing to admit that lots of 22-year-old drunk sex does not equate you to an experienced lover. So, is your sex on fire? Or is it mere embers?
Hey- we’re not judging if it isn’t. We discuss frequently that we’re HAPPY to teach you the ropes. Again, this has all been suspicion.. until this picture appeared:
And our worst suspicions were confirmed. The following are clips from our conversation:
Friend #1: It’s as I feared- This is painful. That is the WORST pressing of the lips I’ve ever seen! Oh, dear…Oh, Rob…He needs me to give him lessons.
Me: I’d kiss his sloppy lips anyday
Friend #1: I despise sloppy kissing- I don’t care if it is Rob. You come at me with gross liplocks like that and I’ll poke my arse out- KISS THAT!
Friend #2: LOL! Those lips are so LOL worthy in that pic. I agree- the WORST. After you teach him, can I have a turn?
Moon: Smooooshie lips. Looks either painful or with a lot of force… I might look that way if i had to kiss KStew too.
We’ve passed ideas back and forth on how we would best “teach” you the ways of a woman- we’ve considered ideas from showing you that Friends’ episode where Monica draws the SEVEN erogenous zones on a woman (and yes, there are 7) to the four of us mud wrestling to see who wins dibs on being “the teacher.”
We finally settled on the most fair idea- Spin the Bottle. By playing S.T.B., it ensures that all four of us get equal opportunity to teach you the secrets of lip-locking. And let me tell you, Rob… these girls are good. Believe me, I know!*
I know what you’re thinking, “how selfless of UnintendedChoice, ThemoonisDown and their friends to sacrifice themselves and teach me how to be a better lover.” And you’re right- it IS selfless of us. So you should think long and hard (that’s what she said) about what to do to thank us for our generosity. (Hint- watch that Friends video I posted above- there are seven ideas right there…)
Wanna know how the night ends? Well, it will be you and I playing 7 minutes in heaven (I won the mud-wrestling competition for that privilege), but let me warn you, we end up using 173 minutes more than we’re supposed to…
Love,
UnintendedChoice
*That’s not true, I have only met Moon in real-life and we’ve never kissed. But let me promise you, next time I visit her I’m loading her up with Patron and planting a big one on her lucious lips, Nikki Reed-style.
Letters to Rob 
Prepare for comment overload, starting… now.
Prediction – nearly 800 comments today.
I bet he is an amazing kisser; Kristen just makes that shot look HORRIBLE. She’s not even trying.
Dear Kristen,
Get over yourself.
Love,
JBell
By: JBell on March 11, 2009
at 8:41 am
Wow, you’re good JBell. I’m jumping the link to tell you this is comment 773.
I also think you called it on who is at fault with this kiss. Edward is supposed to be the one with marble skin, but it looks like Bella is the one made of stone here.
By: '86 Rabbit on March 12, 2009
at 2:20 am
“Come on ride the train, and ride it…come on ride the train, it’s a choo-choo train…”
QUAD City DJs. Ahem.
p.s. So jealous UC gets to make out with Moon before me. That’s what she said.
By: Leigh Anne on March 11, 2009
at 8:46 am
ROFL!! LeighAnne! that was hilarious!!
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:23 am
LMAO! I haven’t thought about that song in years. Let me guess, Leigh Anne was in h.s. in the mid-90’s. Right?
Thanks for the laugh!
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 9:55 am
@therealrobzilla I wish…no, I was in COLLEGE in the mid-90’s…I graduated high school in 1993. Yes, old. I know.
By: Leigh Anne on March 11, 2009
at 1:33 pm
best song ever:
don’t worry- we’ll text you pictures, fo’ so
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:49 am
That was video was awesome. Dude in the blue stripe shirt is cracking me up. “Go white boy, Go!!!”
By: Carrie on March 11, 2009
at 11:49 am
@UC–girl, this video MADE my day. Seriously, how can you not love a song with the lyric, “”You lookin’ tough to death, got your done weave right…” That’s just good stuff right there…I don’t care who you are.
By: Leigh Anne on March 11, 2009
at 1:38 pm
amen
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 1:45 pm
Remember who he’s having to kiss in that scene…your lips would be awkward, too!
I have a feeling he’s a phenomenal smoocher IRL.
By: Nataliae on March 11, 2009
at 8:48 am
I’m sure he’s the best kisser in the world…Look at these lips…
http://photos.robertpattinson.nu/displayimage.php?album=53&pos=3
And his eyes seem to say “Let’s get it on!”
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 8:56 am
Seriously. They can do no wrong.
By: Nataliae on March 11, 2009
at 10:54 am
This is how I am thinking of it:
He was totally getting into Edward character. Of course, Edward had never kissed anyone before his untimely ‘demise’ at the tender age of 17. He was, of course, a nice turn-of-the-century boy with zero kissing experience. Rob knew that and decided to play it as such. Yeah, that is totally what he is doing.
By: Sass on March 11, 2009
at 8:59 am
I think you’re right. But I think Kristen was doing it in character too. And Bells had never kissed before either…
By: Sarah on March 11, 2009
at 12:52 pm
What would you look like if you had to kiss a dead fish? Seriously… LOOK at her. I mean is she asleep? WTF? Makes me crazy…
By: Spank Ransom on March 11, 2009
at 9:04 am
EXACTLY!
Ew. Poor Rob.
By: Nataliae on March 11, 2009
at 10:55 am
You lost me at Long and Hard UC, I’m going to have to read it again. LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:08 am
*wow* only five comments yet today – better get mine in now!
I totally agree with Sass – he was just in character. I don’t like looking at that picture – delete it! He kisses just fine in that Ashes trailer that we all have seen!
By: Wendy on March 11, 2009
at 9:09 am
UC, your Little Ashes trailer got YouTubed and doesn’t work anymore. Please add YouTube to the fkl or flk? I forget…More coffee and RobCrotch stat!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:12 am
haha… i will look for a new one,.. thanks for letting me know! XO
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:51 am
ok, this letter today is effing hilarious. and whilst i am not belittling Robert’s experience, it has occured to me that he might be a bit… shy in that department. there’s just a quality about him that is so endearing and innocent and the hooker in me wishes to show him around the block a few times.
@Sass, you’re completely right tho, about him getting into character. he’s playing a virgin in the movie, of course he looks a bit fumble-y and eager.
By: Lan on March 11, 2009
at 9:10 am
So it seems my real life has been seriously interfering with my fantasy sex life. I’ve been doing gigs day and night for the last 2 days. I need to get caught up.
682 comments, any body care to give me a synopsis…any new pics and new chicks?
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:10 am
About “new” chicks:
There were rumors that Nikki Reed brought a guitar to Vancouver and people assumed it could be Rob’s what would be proof of their relationship but us LTR-girls decided this is just bullshit ’cause Jackson Rathbone came with a guitar himself what would mean, he’s in a relationship with Rob, too *lol*
And Megan Fox is still with Brian David Silver Austin Green as Perez Hilton claims, so no threatening from her…
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 9:20 am
how is THAT proof they’re in a relationship? twihards are ridiculous… so because i have a guitar and could carry it with me means rob and i are bumping uglies?!! YESSSSSSS… wish i knew it was that simple all along.
😉
By: themoonisdown on March 11, 2009
at 1:37 pm
“Bumping uglies” is one of the best terms we never got teached at school in English… I love it!!!
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Thanks you saved me about an hour of reading.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:28 am
My take on this rather depressing botchery of a kiss is that KStews breath smelt like Oregano and dog sh#t . Rob being the proffessional ethical actor was likely doing the kiss in true form but then it hit him in the mouth full force about this nasty God knows what shes been into girl. He tried for the sake of the scene to keep kissing her but moved away from her open stank hole, you can see the strain around his eyes. The pain he must feel to not beable to act out this scene to full perfection. It hurts him I tell you.
Dear Rob,
Thank you for removing your beautiful lips from the skank holes. I am sure that whatever germs she may be carrying around would be delighted to make their way into your blood stream but we your dedicated fangirls would be saddened by this greatly. We like you as you are. Our sweet but dirty little angel.
All my love
Natasha
By: pishposh71 on March 11, 2009
at 9:13 am
hahaha hilarious! i like that explanation
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:52 am
I usually save skank hole for the hookers but I was feeling generous toward KStew today and didnt want her to feel left out 🙂
By: pishposh71 on March 11, 2009
at 5:46 pm
Oregano and dog sh*t! Brilliant! I shouldn’t laugh this hard, someone will wonder what I am doing and discover my dirty secret. I think they question my sanity already. Poor Rob, he looks like he is in pain. I would much love to make him feel better.
@pishposh – I love it (skank hole) I just cannot make myself like that girl. I’m sure it’s because I am terribly jealous. Sigh…
By: steelewind on March 11, 2009
at 10:29 pm
Oh and thanks UC for the visual of having drunken night 4:30 am sex on the kitchen floor. The perfect way to start my day!
Unfortunately I would much rather be ACTUALLY having that sex on the floor with Rob, but sadly, for now…and forever…will have to make do with the visual.
By: Sass on March 11, 2009
at 9:20 am
Sass, you never know…A girl can dream!
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 9:23 am
Hey Sass, by the way, I”ve been meaning to mention how great that pic is of you! LOVE the leopard print (I’m serious).
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:27 am
Hmmm, okay, check this out:
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/03/hiya-hotness.html
Is that better?
By: Wendy on March 11, 2009
at 9:21 am
That gif makes it look like KStew is the one with the kissing issues…not our Boy!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:25 am
In that scene he’s also only kissing KStew’s upper lip…So I wonder what’s wrong with the rest of her mouth?
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 9:26 am
I noticed the upper lip thing – it’s the same with both scenes here. Hm, peculiar. Someone needs to find the Ashes clip STAT so that we can compare.
By: Wendy on March 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
I was up late last night cutting all the chicks out of the little ashes trailer and adding some music…I’ll post it soon.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:31 am
Ooooh! Can’t wait to see! Do you have the kissing scene?
By: Wendy on March 11, 2009
at 9:39 am
Ohhh! are we talking hot man love? I can deal with that, as long as it’s Rob.
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:41 am
okay .. he redeemed himself. i didn’t breathe the entire time the .gif was playing omg
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:56 am
@JBell – I am so in agreement with your statement (first comment of the day) that I would fake lesbo kiss you right now if you were here, and I wouldn’t give you the tongue unless you asked for it (cuz I love you that much) . ROFL!!
I almost feel guilty for participating in a comment thread like this, where Rob’s kissing style is being critiqued. It’s obvious that this was when he had to lunge himself at her quickly, and then get off a.s.a.p. so he could be ripped across the room by his harness & wires.
Or, he just was trying to make it LOOK like a kiss, when in reality he was so disgusted by having to put his mouth on a place where Oregano’s banana had been. Or even worse, Nikki Reed’s lips!!!
POOR ROB!!!!! No wonder he’s doing that!! Come here sweetness, I’ll let you use me as your demo to show everybody what a earth-shattering kisser you really are!! 😀
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:22 am
ewww… Oregano’s banana… i love you vogue but can we talk about Robbie’s banana instead? I need a better mental picture
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:34 am
KStew & NReed style!? Oh, I’m so there. LOL
By: JBell on March 11, 2009
at 9:35 am
*smooch* *smooch* *mwwaaaawww!!* *and an ass grab to-go*
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:38 am
Note to Kristen: Do you know how lucky you are? Maybe you could actually show it!
I bet Rob is an amazing kisser, those plump lips…I can only imagine.
I’m having a nice visual of that kitchen floor sex, mmm hhhmmmm….
And I love that episode of Friends! It’s the best next to the “PIVOT!” episode!
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 9:24 am
LOL! Pivot! Pivot! Piiiivot!
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:01 am
@Lan…I would be totally fine with fumble-y and eager, lol.
@JAG…did you see all of the new pics that have surfaced from Vancouver? Molten goodness!
By: Sass on March 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
Are they the ones with the dad-case? I think I saw those ones before I went to work yesterday.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:32 am
@pishposh… i totally agree with you! I can’t even imagine what kind of nastiness she’s got goin on. Im just proud of him for even attempting to put his lips of perfection anywhere near her.
also….
Dear Rob,
I would like to assume that your Sex is on Fire… but if for some reason it is not, the hundreds(?) of ladies here at LTR will each take our turn to ensure that you have been completely experienced. By the time we are done, your sex will be more of a blazing inferno.
Looking forward to my turn with you,
JGW
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
Am I the only one who is a fan of the drunken, pub smelling, scruff rubbing the skin off my chin, sloppy, push me to the bedroom, slam me on the bed, tear the buttons of my clothes kinda kiss? You know it does serve a purpose…mmmm *day-dreaming**
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:30 am
Um, wow, yeah, that was a visual! 🙂
By: Wendy on March 11, 2009
at 9:34 am
oh dear god, now there will be no work getting done today…
and YES i am a fan!
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:35 am
@JAG – ” I. AM. DIED.” You’re killing me with that visual! I think my twatty-cat just meowed!
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:36 am
hahaha twatty-cat. you’re killin me today
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:37 am
Hee-hee!
“Meeeow!! Hiss-Hiss! RAWWWRR!!! ”
DOWN KITTY! DOWN!!! Get off of Rob!!
By: vogue on March 11, 2009
at 9:40 am
if I was a lesbian I would get on my knees and ask you to marry me. I just love your wit so much girl!
By: pishposh71 on March 11, 2009
at 5:50 pm
no. i will have one of those right now if you know anyone who is offering..
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:59 am
Oh, I am soooo with you. Or straddling him in the car, skirt up and panties pushed aside…the driver watching? He’s a Taurus (like me) so you know he would love having his neck and ears nibbled. There’s nothing like hot car sex.
P.S. I really shouldn’t have put my picture up if I’m going to be naughty.
By: steelewind on March 11, 2009
at 10:40 pm
@Vogue…thanks luv, you are sweet! *smooches*
Yes! Maybe Rob did lose his balance when he slammed her down on the bed and then he knew he was going to get yanked away momentarily by the wires. Kinda messed with his concentration?
And I really should not use the words Rob and yanked in the same sentence… 😉
By: Sass on March 11, 2009
at 9:40 am
@JAG…uhhhh, no, you are not the only fan of that.
*POOF*
By: Sass on March 11, 2009
at 9:42 am
hey, he does claim he had no real luck with girls which is why he went to acting classes in the first place.
By: debs on March 11, 2009
at 9:43 am
All right ladies. Here it is, this is my first video project from Little Ashes movie clips…I left the chick on the cutting room floor…just the boys!
http://wouldyoutapthat.wordpress.com/2009/03/11/robert-pattinson-kissed-a-boy-we-liked-it/
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:43 am
that was awsome! thank you!
By: debs on March 11, 2009
at 9:47 am
They should’ve made the whole movie without any chicks…There’s no need for them.
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 9:57 am
*chink chink* cheers to that!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 10:02 am
ung. The happy trail in motion video…
can’t. stop. watching.
By: labtwerd on March 11, 2009
at 10:02 am
So I was listening to “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails last night and couldn’t help but think of Rob.
It seems as though anytime a song with any sort of sexual inuendo comes on the radio, my thoughts automatically lead me to him.
I need a whole new set of panties now
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:44 am
I did this amazing video to Closer by NiN. 180 shots of Rob doing his sexy face plus a kiss montage at the “I want to f*ck you like an animal part* in 3 minutes.
What can I say I am a PATINPERV at heart 3>
But I can’t post the f-in thing anywhere due to copyright. So it’s on my Zune and only for my personal enjoyment right now *sigh*
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:47 am
you lucky lucky lady. Im pretty jealous that you get to watch that. All I have is mental images to play through my mind while I listen to it.
Im dying to watch your newest one but im at work and cant see it!!!
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:50 am
The Closer vid is about 4 MB I can send it to you via upload link for your own personal enjoyment hee hee. It’s formatted to go on a Zune or Ipod or your PC.
BTW, Rob was 8 when that song came out…LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 10:01 am
I would love to have it! My email is skwatch49@yahoo.com
and I would have only been 7 when it came out. Im a baby
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:02 am
It’s on its way. Enjoy!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 10:07 am
btw… I really like “PattinPerv”
Can we add this to our list of Robisms?
Im pretty sure we are all PattinPerv’s, otherwise we wouldnt spend our days and nights on a website saying/thinking naughty things about him
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 9:58 am
Was totally lost after “Long and Hard” and remembered a RobQuote that was once on robertpattinson.org….which was namely “I’m just a big hard tool” (Rob referring to himself in an interview about Twilight)..
Jeez, the two references put together….”holy crow” [quote] *fans herself*
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 9:51 am
Dirty minds think alike. lol I got derailed at Long and Hard too.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 9:54 am
Definitely.
And the “I’m just a big hard tool” is an old fave of mine. Picture Rob saying that to you…
Would also be a VERY appropriate RobCrotch Quote…. 🙂
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:05 am
Just sitting back and watching the comments on this one. You guys crack me up!
By: Valerie on March 11, 2009
at 10:03 am
Why do I suddenly hear Marvin singing “Let’s get it on” in my head right now?
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:04 am
I just spit my coffee all over my LCD! LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 10:08 am
A realisation suddenly hit me.
Sour Puss, notwithstanding 3 yrs training in the Department with Oregano (not that we have had a thorough due diligence on that and can vouchsafe that it’s worth the trouble, quite the contrary from the look on the guy’s face)….
Well, she really can’t pull this off…
I have no translation at the moment for the Italian expression PESCE LESSO (ie literally boiled fish), maybe if V is out there she can help…
Secondly, I have just come across this old pic and I am absolutely mesmerised (could be from a sloppy kissable kind of evening)
http://www.celebuzz.com/video-twilight-star-robert-pattinson-s52181/photos-32084801/
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:09 am
so whats up with Drew Barrymore being considered to direct Eclipse???
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:11 am
I read about this but the article said it will be directed by Paul Weitz who is Chris’ younger brother…
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 10:13 am
i really don’t have an opinion on this, to be honest. i like drew and she only has one movie that she’s directed under her belt.
however, i can say that i find catherine hardwick to be annoying. i may be in the minority here but i’m thrilled she’s not the director again.
By: Lan on March 11, 2009
at 10:14 am
Phew… I got scared for a minute! I hate that its switching so many times. I hope Chris pulls it off!
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:15 am
I’m with ya, I am NOT a fan of Catherine either.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 10:16 am
Im glad that Catherine Hardwick isn’t directing New Moon too. I am just trying to be hopeful about Chris. I really want to see them make Breaking Dawn and am just scared that if New Moon sucks, that it wont get the green light
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:17 am
did anyone notice yesterday a rumor about rob having a girlfriend and he keeps it waaaaay on the DL? she’s asian-swedish and a writer.
can i just say the crack-whore in me got all excited because that tells me he likes himself some ethnic girls and i actually believed i had a CHANCE, since i’m yellow and all. then i remembered he was linked to Katie Leung back in the day, right?
By: Lan on March 11, 2009
at 10:13 am
posted a link to a photo earlier but it’s not showing up…
trying again: http://tinyurl.com/daoslz
This really got me going, with marvin in the background…
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:17 am
sorry monica- wordpress spammed you. great pic!
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 10:38 am
No probs UC… 🙂
Glad you like the pic!
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:58 am
omr! this just cracked me up!
http://whattheforks.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/mr-mrs-cullen/
By: debs on March 11, 2009
at 10:18 am
haha That was a good one. KStew could never look that hot if she tried.
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:20 am
I’ll be back on later this afternoon gals, I’ve actually got to work today, NNNOOOO, so if I go MIA that’s why. Sniff. Sniff. Have a good one!
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 10:21 am
Marvin in always playing in the background when I see pics of Rob!
That and L.L. “Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well!”
I don’t care what that pic shows, I bet he is a foot cramp inducing lay!
I’m willing, for all woman kind, to volunteer and find out. ‘Cause I’m all kinds of unselfish like that.
I hit that jackpot last night in my dreams. Let me just tell you ladies, in my dreams, he is FANF*#KINGTASTIC! Gotta love it when you just woke up and already need to change the panties.
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:21 am
omg..LL is my number 1!–Doin it…..ohhhhh maaaannnn!!
By: Mrs. P. on March 11, 2009
at 3:19 pm
Ladies, I can’t find a translation right now but Kstew is the epitome of this Italian phrase:
PESCE LESSO (literally, boiled fish).
If V is out there maybe she can help translating..
And also…probably 3yrs training in the department with Oregano haven’t helped..
That girl does definitely not know her luck. Agree with Jena again.
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:23 am
Well, alrighty then. I love it when I kill a thread.
*Chirp* Where did everyone go?
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:41 am
i was thinking the same thing. not that YOUR killed the thread, but that it got super quiet. for like 20 minutes.
and today i was actually going to make a valient attempt at keeping up with.
By: Lan on March 11, 2009
at 10:43 am
ha i was wondering the same thing…
im way jealous you got sexy time with Rob in your dream
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:44 am
im pretty sure ive posted more in the past 2 hours than i have since ive been on ltr
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:45 am
@JGW – Please post more often. I love to look at your avatar. You are soooo pretty. In the non-lesbo way, of course!
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:55 am
aww… Thank you! I totally needed a ego boost today. =)
I dont normally post because i feel as though im nowhere near as witty and funny as the rest of the ladies here.
Oh well… i suppose everyone can put up with my comments anyways
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:58 am
I’m never funny or witty, but I love to “talk” with you gals. Isallgood!
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
yay!
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
And, I come an hour late and I’m already lost in the comments Yikes!
Dear Rob –
I will not critique your kissing. If I’ve taught a guy to kiss before (*cough* husband *couch*), then I can most definitely teach you.
Not that you need it…but practice does make perfect!
Love, me
By: Amber on March 11, 2009
at 10:50 am
oooh I just heard another song that makes me think of Rob!
Feelin Love- Paula Cole
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 10:54 am
oooohhhh, yes, yes, Rob!
We need to compile a list of Rob baby makin’ songs. Just sayin’ 🙂
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 10:58 am
I definitely agree.
I cant even imagine all the songs our brains could come up with. We could probably have a song for every pic of him. Dirty, seductive, dorky, sweaty, sexy…. the list goes on
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 11:01 am
How about Amy, Amy, Amy by Amy winehouse….I would love to work 😉 in an “OFFICE” with Rob–just saying
By: Mrs. P. on March 11, 2009
at 3:22 pm
@JAG- Now *that* is a visual worth having over and over and over again! Thanks for that 😀
@robzilla- I’m so jealous! I had the creepiest swamp and spider dream. No Rob in sight! It was torture!
@Jena- Have fun working. We shall miss you!
@Lan- I heard that rumor a while ago. No idea if it’s true or not, but I’m operating on the belief that anyone is better than Ebola Hilton!
By: Ayden on March 11, 2009
at 10:55 am
@Ayden – I don’t want to brag or anything, but you should be jealous. LOL! That dream was straight out “I love L.A.” style. DAYUM! Good enough that hubby was awakened and violated – twice. Of course, it was all Robby in my mind.
By: therealrobzilla on March 11, 2009
at 11:02 am
Jealousy oozing also on this side of the ocean…
Robzilla, now I have killed the thread…everyone gone to change panties?
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 11:04 am
Maybe he vomited a little in his mouth at having to kiss KS, I know I would if i had to kiss her.
By: Cathie on March 11, 2009
at 10:55 am
I thought the quiet was weird…and one of my posts did not show up right away (pretty pissed, I had put some effort into it), posted a condensed version later, and then it showed up twice…
Mystery!
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 10:57 am
sometimes when you put links in there, wordpress puts it aside for us to approve. and i slept in this morning b/c i didn’t wanna get up 🙂 and moon is on the west coast, so she’s still in bed!
it doens’t always do that with links. if you post with 1 link, you’re usually fine.. more than 1 link… it will probably but you in our queue for approval!
By: unintendedchoice on March 11, 2009
at 11:03 am
Gotcha! Thanks for the explanation 🙂
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 11:04 am
Even the way he was licking that chick who plays Jessica’s eye was pretty dang hot…and right on the $, too.
Licking an eye in a bar = more erotic than kissing Sour Puss.
By: Nataliae on March 11, 2009
at 11:03 am
and he was drunk at that time too!!! i say our boy is a fabulous kisser!
By: sherin on March 11, 2009
at 11:17 am
Agreed.
By: Nataliae on March 11, 2009
at 4:02 pm
@UC- love that ‘Friends’ ref! Yay! Great episode!
Yeah, I said the same thing when I saw that Pic- he’s practically up her nose (not good!)
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:04 am
Good news! I came across some video with all the dirty bits from Little Ashes and more. Holy Sh*t there are scenes I have never ever ever seen that are going to cause panties to combust around the world.
Rob kissed a boy Part 2 is coming up…with just th dirty bits!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 11:05 am
@JAG- long time no see! Uh, your comment about the kiss (above) HELL YES!
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:07 am
Yay! Can’t wait to see it!!
By: vanessaj on March 11, 2009
at 11:12 am
JAG: please DO email me link to that video or I am died…
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 11:27 am
forgot email address: lamomo76@gmail.com
By: Monica on March 11, 2009
at 11:27 am
I haven’t been blessed with any more Rob dreams yet but JT made a very dirty guest appearance last nite…so no complaints here.
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 11:09 am
ooh JT is yummy.
Ill take Rob, JT, Orlando Bloom w/ a side of matt damon please
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 11:11 am
LOL! As dessert I’ll have a bite of Keanu with a nibble of ‘Rob’!
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:15 am
I’ll have what you’re having! 🙂
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 11:19 am
All I can say is YUM and SLURP!!!!
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:21 am
and then we can come back for seconds of Rob…and thirds, fourths… and so on
cant forget our Robnana Split
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 11:16 am
By all means, can’t forget ‘The Split’! LOL!
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:18 am
@ UC
“We’re pretty sure you’ve experienced a LOT of fabulous drunken-night 4:30am sex on the kitchen floor’
oh wow.*blinks* i totally lost myself in that daydream where i pull rob down to the kitchen floor and sc***w his brains out.thanks for that mental pic UC LMAO!!
hello LTR gals!!and yeah,im sure we will exceed 800 comments today since we are after all discussing his kissing skillz or lack thereof,(seriously doubt it,he did say he has kissed a lot of girls).
By: sherin on March 11, 2009
at 11:16 am
Did he say so? In which interview? Anyone got a link?
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 11:34 am
you are gorgeous!
By: JustGotWicked on March 11, 2009
at 12:05 pm
Thank you so much *blushes*
You, too!
But actually, I think we all are…Must be Rob’s Hotness shining down on each and everyone of us 😉
By: junsikat on March 11, 2009
at 12:13 pm
See, I could only stay away for 30 minutes, LOL!
@JAG, I’m interested in your vid if you’d like to email it to me
brunerjl@neb.rr.com
and the new one you found….MUST SEE IT!
Ok, I really have to work now. No, really I do.
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 11:22 am
It’s on its way!
By: Just a Girl on March 11, 2009
at 11:34 am
Thanks!
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 11:36 am
i just read the post above about that anika writer chick who is ithe supposed hidden gf.
*sigh* to quote jbell,it hurts me.its like a hole in my heart like bella felt when edward left in NM
By: sherin on March 11, 2009
at 11:22 am
@Gen, you just made the best dessert EVER!
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 11:22 am
@Jena- Getting a visual in my head of both of them together (with me) and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *think I just short circuited*
By: Genevieve on March 11, 2009
at 11:24 am
If they ever filmed a movie together that would
just make my millenium!
I’d have to take the EMT to the theater with me, LOL!
By: Jena on March 11, 2009
at 11:35 am