Why do you look like my brother? Now I have to stop having a crush on Book Edward and pretend like I think the resemblance hilarious. Ha. Very funny.
I would implore you to get plastic surgery soon and very soon. Preferably before the filming of Eclipse. I know, I know, my brother is younger than you, so shouldn’t HE be getting the plastic surgery? The answer (of course) is no. I have here compiled a list of very good reasons for getting plastic surgery:
1) You are ruining my life
“Hey aren’t you that guy who looks like Edward’s sister?????”“….yes”“LETS BE BESTIES”*runs*
2) It would help the fan girl situation
3) 😀 because you love me.
So, what do we all think?