Dear Rob,
You have a cute butt. It makes me want to dry hump.*
Love,
UnintendedChoice
*First person to comment with what that quote is from gets an awesome fake prize.
Also: all those pictures of you make me want to enter our Twialentine’s Day Contest
Pictures all from Robsessed
Letters to Rob 
I have spider bumps… oh my, what a treat!!!
Gotta go look again! THANK you!!!! 🙂
By: Spider Monkey on February 11, 2009
at 11:04 am
He’s Just Not That Into You
By: Red on February 11, 2009
at 11:06 am
@Red you win- and you will get a fake prize asap. Sit on the edge of your seat- it’s gonna be awesome 🙂
and you came out of lurkdom just for the fake prize!
xo
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 11:08 am
I just got an urgent message from Spider telling me that I HAD to go to LTR “right. now.”
I need to carry an oxygen tank with me from now on. Seriously.
The 7th pic is now my wallpaper. Apologies to Mr. Spank and the kids…
By: Spank Ransom on February 11, 2009
at 11:13 am
mmm.. thank you.
By: SuzieQ on February 11, 2009
at 11:17 am
Oh my…there are no words!
By: Amber on February 11, 2009
at 11:39 am
sweet jesus…
By: jolene on February 11, 2009
at 11:41 am
I just saw the tweet and thought what could it be.
Ya’ll just made my day!
@Spank um yeah, the 7th pic, –dies–
@UC haven’t seen that movie yet, now I’ve gotta. Thanks so much for these pics!!
By: Valerie on February 11, 2009
at 11:43 am
i cant breathe! *is dead*
By: sherin on February 11, 2009
at 11:46 am
dead.
By: Lauren on February 11, 2009
at 11:46 am
dead.again.
just with an avatar this time.
By: Lauren on February 11, 2009
at 11:47 am
No, but seriously…the first picture…*sigh*
By: Lauren on February 11, 2009
at 11:47 am
&(*&IOJI&%%$&^%&V&^**&FDUTJIUEE%
*POOF*
*THUD*
*DEAD*
By: Sass on February 11, 2009
at 11:51 am
#7 is on my desktop and #9 is now the wallpaper on my phone… ahhhh! It’s a great day!! 😀
By: JBell on February 11, 2009
at 11:52 am
and that second pic makes me wanna nibble on that luscious neck!!!can this guy get any hotter?! *dies again *
By: sherin on February 11, 2009
at 11:52 am
The 7th picture?… *slurp*
But the 2nd picture?? That neck?? That friggin’ beautiful, totally nibble-able neck??? GAH!!!!
And just picture him looking down at you like that…
So.Very.Dead.
By: Sass on February 11, 2009
at 11:56 am
@sherin…lol, we are sharing a brain today!
By: Sass on February 11, 2009
at 11:57 am
I would have come out of lurkdom sooner but I was intimidated by you and your commenters cleverness and sass. I had to take my chance to win a fake price for knowing a line from a movie I just watched rather than coming up with something whitty and clever. They said dry hump not once but twice in that movie and I nearly shot diet soda out of my nose onto the girl with the annoying laugh sitting in front of me.
Thanks for the daily laughs and eye candy!!
By: Red on February 11, 2009
at 11:57 am
@Red and the moment Scarlett said that to whatshisname (hot) jerkface, I immediately thought “omg- that’s how i feel about Rob.. i will post this immediately!”
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 12:17 pm
@ sass huh what? What brain ?i think mine just melted onto the floor * still staring fixedly at robs neck and imaging ways I can have my wicked ways with it*
By: sherin on February 11, 2009
at 12:11 pm
Good God that title is not enough warning. Holy crap.
I have no idea about the quiz. But damn. that. man. is. fine.
By: Deconstructing Jen on February 11, 2009
at 12:12 pm
Dear God/Mr. & Mrs. P:
THANK YOU for such a WONDERFUL creation!! And thank you for getting it on and producing this human being!!!
Eternally Grateful,
Me!!! 🙂
@UC you have MADE my WEEK!!! Happy VDay to me!!! Thanks!! 🙂
By: krazykidd on February 11, 2009
at 12:15 pm
Oh geez, I’m going to have to log onto to Adam and Eve soon. With these pics floating around I’m going to wear out my favorite *electronic device*.
!Thud! *licks computer screen*
@Sass – I pictured him looking down at me like that too. Gah!
God was in a very good mood the day Clare and Richard created this man.
By: robzilla on February 11, 2009
at 12:21 pm
OMG. That first picture. *thud*
By: Sophie on February 11, 2009
at 12:21 pm
OMR! Can’t breafe!! *thud* *dies*
By: Cullen Boys Anonymous on February 11, 2009
at 12:27 pm
A warning would’ve been nice. Geez. I come home from sitting in some stupid college classes and I decided that I would check up on LTR. I was NOT prepared for the immense amount of hotness that would be presented to me in such a short period of time. I almost started convulsing. Regardless, I enjoyed every second and would not have minded convulsing. Thanks for posting them. =]
By: Carolina on February 11, 2009
at 12:29 pm
@carolina sorry about not warning you! i hope the convulsions don’t cause permanent damage.. although… if i convulsed enough do you think there would be a point where i’d like in a fantasy-world with Rob? cuz i’d take that..
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 12:31 pm
@carolina sorry about not warning you! i hope the convulsions don’t cause permanent damage.. although… if i convulsed enough do you think there would be a point where i’d like in a fantasy-world with Rob? cuz i’d take that..
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 12:32 pm
@ Sass.. the 2nd pic.. thinking the same thing about him looking down @ me and my tummy did a freaking flip like I was a kid or something. He looks so peaceful.. like it would be a slowww all night thing.. 🙂
By: SuzieQ on February 11, 2009
at 12:31 pm
I heard that quote in my dreams last night! jk
Honestly, it’s gotta be from a song, but I really don’t know. Thanks for the eye candy, yum!
By: Marye Alice Cullen on February 11, 2009
at 12:36 pm
He and I have the exact same eye color. Just so you know. That’s all I’m sayin’.
By: Leigh Anne on February 11, 2009
at 12:42 pm
@LA oh, is he your son?
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 12:48 pm
dear sweet JESUS, i needed these today!! thanks you ladies.
By: yaya on February 11, 2009
at 12:43 pm
now I aint religious, but
HOLY. FRIGGIN. JESUS!
heismouthopennowordscomingoutbeautiful
………
excuse me…
By: Verbena on February 11, 2009
at 12:44 pm
Speaking of butts…can we get a pic of that too? But not today, I’m still recovering. You ladies shouldn’t do this to me when I’m supposed to be working…
By: Amber on February 11, 2009
at 12:50 pm
1st pic his eyebrows are over-waxed, 7th pic eyebrows are a little more natural & perfect.
By: SuzieQ on February 11, 2009
at 12:56 pm
@UC my first thought after that line was I can’t believe my 14 year old sister (the movie is PG-13) is sitting next to me laughing! How much does she know about dry humping? Then I had to go to my happy place (Rob) before I came completely unglued, yanked her out of the theater and accused her of dry humping every boy in town. So yeah in a round about way that line made me think of Rob too.
By: Red on February 11, 2009
at 12:59 pm
@Red oh I KNOW.. my 15 year old sister (yep wolf girl– that’s her) laughs at that shizz too.. and i think UMMM NOOOO, i don’t think so. ‘thou shall not dry hump’ until i say it’s okay (never, wolfy, never) sorry to disappoint Taylor
By: unintendedchoice on February 11, 2009
at 1:07 pm
9th pic.. I love the tiny smile-lines on the sides of his lips.
By: SuzieQ on February 11, 2009
at 12:59 pm
@robzilla: damn this, god must’ve been in an absolute brilliant mood that day/night *lol*
today just sucked ’til i saw these drop-dead-gorgeous pics…thx to you ladies for the wonderful thing you have going on here (:
By: mrs. kat cullen (: on February 11, 2009
at 1:08 pm
SWEET GEBUS! I just ‘came’ here for the first time today about fell out of my chair! DAYEEEM!
Thanks for the hot photos! Now excuse me while I go take a cold shower!
By: Jena on February 11, 2009
at 1:17 pm
Speechless.
By: Ginger Swan on February 11, 2009
at 1:31 pm
Crap!!! There went my last pair of panties.
Now I got to go to VS and get more.
Rpattz I am sending you the bill for all the panties I have lost due to your extreme hotness.
By: Carrie on February 11, 2009
at 1:33 pm
Holy moly! I’m with Carolina on this one. WARNING, please!!!!! I just got done feeding my wee chillens lunch (read: boring) and I got online and found this! My heart is going a thousand beats a minute! Whew!!! I’ll take scruff burn (AND GLADLY) from this chap any day!
By: Steph on February 11, 2009
at 1:50 pm
Holy crap! I just totally had the best orgasm!
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 11, 2009
at 1:52 pm
“I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in”
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 11, 2009
at 2:01 pm
i momentarily forgot how to breath.
im speechless
By: JustGotWicked on February 11, 2009
at 2:26 pm
Spunk is the most clitically-acclaimed photographed specimen in the Universe :-p
By: seame on February 11, 2009
at 2:31 pm
@FutureMrsPattinson: Uh. thanks for sharing.
Waiter! I’ll have what she’s having!
By: seame on February 11, 2009
at 2:35 pm
Total Robgasim! RAWR!!!
By: Cullen Boys Anonymous on February 11, 2009
at 2:35 pm
@robzilla “God was in a very good mood the day Clare and Richard created this man.”
– you said it all there.
I really don’t understand how Rob can manage to wear the same clothes 2 days running ‘cos I can’t understand why they haven’t been ripped off of him. In fact I don’t know how he manages to stay dressed at all, the way the female population feels about him. We really are far too polite over here in the UK – but not in the privacy of our own minds or the LTR blog … no no no, there we are all … ABSOLUTELY FILTHY ….
English Girl decides to search out the video of Girls Aloud “Love Machine” on Youtube to celebrate Rob’s utter, gobsmacking …ability (insert your own choice of letters there – as you can see I am losing my normal sense of decorum today).
By: English Girl on February 11, 2009
at 2:36 pm
The. MOST. Beautiful. Man. Evah!
Suzie-Q, I agree. Those little smile lines drive me crazy. And I’ll take his eyes no matter what color they are!
By: EyeC on February 11, 2009
at 3:35 pm
Robgasmic! I love it. That is totally it – looking at him is orgasmic. And yes there should have been a warning. I have seen a pic of his butt – fully clothed – and I was sadly underwhelmed. But (pardon the pun) if that is his only flaw (no junk in the trunk) then I can live with that.
By: Stacey on February 11, 2009
at 3:37 pm
I’ve been pretty busy lately and haven’t been able to comment the way I want to…..but……I had to put down whatever I’m working on now (I can’t even recall actually) and say that Rob is one dang fine POA (piece of ass).
When I look at any of his pictures I’m first drawn to his eyes. I can just drown in them. Then his jaw distracts me and I’m off daydreaming about placing little kisses from ear to chin. Then his lips, oh, his lips. The things I would do for just one kiss….sigh….
Okay I need to snap out of this and get back to work.
Thanks for the much needed break UC.
I just so love him…..
By: Rhonika on February 11, 2009
at 3:53 pm
*Stops back in for another look*
*Stares*
*Sweats*
*Whimpers*
*Collapses on floor in fetal position*
By: Sass on February 11, 2009
at 3:55 pm
Oh. My. Word. His. Eyes.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Everyone! I agree. Whether it’s first, second, seventh or any one in between, it’s amazing. And yes, a little more warning next time so I can get a paper bag. Not to barf in. Just to calm myself down. It’s, *gasps* really, *gasps* hard!!
By: Lets go to London on February 11, 2009
at 4:15 pm