Dear God,
Please make these skanks stop with their offers to blow me. My throat is burning from the acid in the vomit I keep swallowing.
Love,
Rob
Maybe those girls would like to be involved with our Twi-alentine’s Day contest.
Posted by: Bekah | February 8, 2009
Rob’s prayer
Posted in Pictures, Rob, Rob News, Uncategorized | Tags: rob pattinson pictures, rob pattinson with girls, robert pattinson in london
Responses
Leave a reply to EyeC Cancel reply
Categories
- 2nd Hand Embarrassement
- Blurbs from The Quad
- Breaking it down "Vanity-Fair-Style"
- Contests
- Fan letter
- Friends of Rob
- From the desk of Mr. Choice
- holidays
- LTR
- Open Post
- Picture Caption Contest
- Pictures
- Polls
- Reality index
- Rob
- Rob's Friends
- Rob's M.O.M.
- Rob's Music
- Rob's Other Movies
- Roblosophy
- Stuff my guy says about Rob
- Top Ten Lists
- Uncategorized
- video
- Where in the world is the Edward pillow/action figure?
Letters to Rob 
Dear God,
Please let this be Photoshopped. I am SO embarrassed for the rest of us RESPECTFUL and POLITE fans if it is not.
Best regards,
JBell
______________
Dear Rob,
I am SO embarrassed that these girls could not be respectful and polite. I know how uncomfortable you get about this sort of thing. I have a room available at my house in quiet little Florida if you’d like to just get away for a while… and look at the bright side – you only have 4 wardrobe staples, so you won’t have to pay those outrageous fees to check a bag on the plane when you come over! [Not that you’ll be needing any clothes while you’re here…]
Respectfully AND Politely Yours,
JBell
By: JBell on February 8, 2009
at 5:17 pm
Dear Rob,
Woud you like me to kick their asses for you? I would do so gladly.
Love,
Your future baby momma
By: peoplecallmebella on February 8, 2009
at 5:18 pm
poor rob looks like he is praying for the ground to open up and swallow him up whole so he could escape those deranged girls running after him. awwww robbie pie,we at LTR would help protect you from those silly girls ( and immediately take u to our homes as a sex slave…er… mean guest )
By: sherin on February 8, 2009
at 5:27 pm
I so hope God answered Rob’s prayer. These pictures were horrible. It makes me want to hop on a plane to London to kick some skank ass.
By: justme on February 8, 2009
at 6:01 pm
It has been brought to my attention that at least one of these girls are not your run of the mill fangirl. She is a British tv presenter named Miquita Oliver who is best buds with Lily Allen and cozy with Amy Winehouse. Can we say gag me??
I am going to try to post a link to a shot with just the two of them together taken at the same time. There is another one of them in a car together.
JP
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 6:39 pm
That caption fits PERFECTLY to the picture. Oh man. I am laughing so hard right now. His face is classic. And then those silly girls behind him looking like they want to eat him up. Yikes! I hope his prayer is answered. 🙂
By: Sarah on February 8, 2009
at 6:59 pm
Thanks for the help. So do you think he was “with” her?
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 7:10 pm
Those 3 girls, Tom, Rob, that other guy and who knows who else – I think he was “with” her in the sense that they all went out as a group to have a good time. I also think the boy should be able to have friends and hang out with them without papers and magazines paying these paparazzi douche bags to completely invade his privacy. 😦
By: JBell on February 8, 2009
at 7:29 pm
Ewwweee … classy … NOT.
Talk about strained body language.
I have gagged myself to prevent further offence … and possible defamatory comments.
By: English Girl on February 8, 2009
at 7:30 pm
“Talk about strained body language.
I have gagged myself to prevent further offence … and possible defamatory comments.”
Oh come on English girl let us hear it 🙂
JP
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 7:53 pm
I definitely agree that the paps are totally intrusive and annoying.
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 7:57 pm
RUN ROB RUN!!!
By: EyeC on February 8, 2009
at 8:44 pm
@JP Gag indeed! Lily Allen and Amy Whinehouse are like the UK equivalent of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton! YUCK!
So is it possible that Rob has been staying in all these weeks? Because obviously the paps are ready to snap a photo of him at the first opportunity. If so no wonder he looks like he wishes he would have stayed home. Poor Rob.
By: vickyb on February 8, 2009
at 8:46 pm
OMG this is hilarious. I am ROTFLOL
See Robert Pattinson on some game show back in the day of Harry Potter.
Link: http://www.robpattinson.com/2008/12/18/too-funny-rob-pattinson-on-saturday-showdown/
By: Angie on February 8, 2009
at 9:04 pm
This is a great lengthy interview done in November of 2008 where he is very relaxed chatting:
http://www.robpattinson.com/2008/11/22/kiddkraddick-interview-with-rob/
By: Angie on February 8, 2009
at 9:30 pm
Dear Rob,
I hope those skanks you left you alone. If you want a quality girl to blow you that doesn’t wear those ridiculous fur coats making them look like a weird cross between bear cub and hooker I’m the girl for you.
xo
Stacey
By: Stacey on February 8, 2009
at 9:37 pm
Poor guy. It looks to me like he’s just trying to keep his head down to get away from the cameras. His “friends” seem quite happy to soak up the spotlight though. I hope they’re actually friends running interference and not Klingons.
BTW my firewall detected a virus on the site JBell posted.
By: Christa on February 8, 2009
at 9:48 pm
Dear Rob –
I’ve got one word for you: VD. And I’m pretty sure it’s running rampant in those two hoes behind you.
Now, if you are looking for a nice (unless you want bad, then I can be very, VERY bad) clean, girl, you got that right here.
Plus, all those paparazzi will never find you here in Oklahoma. I promise!!
Love, Me
By: Amber on February 8, 2009
at 9:48 pm
Ah man he looks miserable. Poor guy.
Is that one girl touching him??? What the hell? Jump back girl – he clearly is not interested.
By: Jen on February 8, 2009
at 9:55 pm
is it just me, or do these girls seem like a bunch of fame whores?
Just looking at the pictures on robertpattinson.org I get the impression that they totally want to be seen with him so they can be in magazines.
I feel bad for him, really, because they guy can’t get a break. All these skanktastic girls
By: maliamo on February 8, 2009
at 10:01 pm
We know how he feels about the cameras in his face but I wonder what he thinks of the fangirls/hos.
Does he look uncomfortable because of all of the above or just the papaROTzi?
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 10:08 pm
He is clearly pissed that I was not able to be there with him and had to resort to other friends.
By: Sass on February 8, 2009
at 10:10 pm
Oh crap! Can UC or Moon somehow delete that comment I posted?? The one that Christa said has a virus on the site?? Please do if you can!! I just went through a virus attack on my laptop and definitely do NOT want anyone to go through that hell.
I am sooo sorry!
Don’t click my link up there!
By: JBell on February 8, 2009
at 10:23 pm
done!
By: unintendedchoice on February 8, 2009
at 10:42 pm
Gah! I’m telling you my first reaction was to tear their hair and gouge their eyes out. Pardon me for the violent tendencies but can you blame me? Look at Rob! The poor guy can’t get a break from the papaROTzi (@JP – thanks for the term, so appropriate) now these skanks.
We wouldn’t be so declasse, would we ladies?
Come here, Rob! We’ll take very good care of you.
By: justamortal on February 8, 2009
at 10:23 pm
@Sass- I love your comment- you always make me laugh! Yeah- like last resort right? I especially like the one where the one girl (ho) who is wearing the leopard (thing) looks like she’s crying or grimacing and Rob is smiling (laughing). Haha.
By: Genevieve on February 8, 2009
at 10:24 pm
Uh..hehehe…could you delete my feeble attempts to post links too? I feel like such a doofus.
JP
By: JP on February 8, 2009
at 10:45 pm
@ JBell – seriously? without paparazzi, i wouldn’t have pictures of rob to
jack off toadmireBy: lovesbcmc on February 8, 2009
at 11:11 pm
amen to that,lovesbcmc.
By: sherin on February 9, 2009
at 1:35 am
DEAR GOD. I’m about 100 kinds of embarrassed to even look at these pics let alone think about whatever the back story is. his face is like “ew, please dont touch me. where is moon to throw down on a bitch when i need her?”
@amber – where are you in OK? my families from there!!
By: themoonisdown on February 9, 2009
at 2:11 am
Oh Rob… please tell me you were not hanging around with plastic chav creatures on purpose? The girls with the bad hair and the bad bad faux fur coats and the too much make up and the sheep following brain thing?
Rob, I am so sorry you come home to England and get attacked by the worst this country has.
By: Bec on February 9, 2009
at 2:22 am
He got in a car with at least one of them so he must have intentionally been with them. Oh well…
JP
By: JP on February 9, 2009
at 7:44 am
@JP. The girl in the car with him and Tom is a TV presenter. What’s her name? Maquita or something. It’s also been said she’s an old friend of Robs but who really knows. Friend or no, I
literally got shivers when I first saw her and my
instincts are usually pretty good.
These Stalkerazzi pics are so in Rob’s face I need to hit something.
Rob honey, you did good ignoring the madness around you. Next time give me a call, now I’m not a violent person but for you I’d kick them in the booty till they all cry for their Mamas. You know I will.
By: vertigo on February 9, 2009
at 8:54 am
Amen.
By: Leigh Anne on February 9, 2009
at 8:59 am
@moon – I’m right in the middle of it all, OKC baby!
By: Amber on February 9, 2009
at 9:41 am
@vertigo (hey I actually experienced real vertigo a few weeks ago and it was very scary!)
I didn’t know this Maquita is a friend of Rob’s (eww). I find it hard to believe she was his friend pre-Twilght, which is why this bugs me. She has opportunist written all over her being. Knowing she is best buds with Amy Winehouse makes me want to hurl..BRICKS.
JP
By: JP on February 9, 2009
at 10:45 am
I stay away from the internets for 2 days, and all the craziness happiness. Rob emerges from hiding! Skanky drunk girls following our Rob about! Gah!
By: Lauren on February 9, 2009
at 11:50 am
@Lauren I’m with you girl I stay away for two days and come back to this crazy shit!!! GRRRRR!!
By: krazykidd on February 9, 2009
at 12:00 pm
HYS-terical. Love you guys. And hopefully it’s an answered prayer. He can do a LOT better than that…
By: Sophie on February 9, 2009
at 12:44 pm
@JP
I’m right with you (hurling …)
By: English Girl on February 9, 2009
at 1:42 pm
Seriously, can we have a bon fire and burn those hideous coats? Also, lets you get you some lessons on moderation.
I think we need a reminder of what classy looks like:
By: Amber on February 9, 2009
at 2:02 pm
@amber- A-MEN! seriously, please get with some REAL girls. (like us!)
also uh totes lots of family from OKC, spent college time there. BETHANY! represent. hahahah nah actually i was glad to leave. no hard feelings! 😀
By: themoonisdown on February 9, 2009
at 8:28 pm
@Justamortal – No way. We’d surround him like Secret Service. Classy like. Later we’d have our own private photo shoot. Maybe not so classy like.
By: Christa on February 10, 2009
at 3:23 am
@moon – Oh, dang! Too bad you aren’t here cause I NEED someone to share my Twi-life in real life. I just have to keep it all hidden on the Internet as everyone thinks I am crazy.
By: Amber on February 10, 2009
at 10:58 am
Oh crap! Here is what we all feared:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b99264_uh-oh_paris_hilton_has_hots_robert.html?sid=rss_marcmalkin&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_marcmalkin
Ugh! Paris Hilton = YUCK!!
By: Amber on February 10, 2009
at 5:04 pm
@Amber Oh holy God.
Rob! Run!!! Run and hide!!! Paris is in London!!! Being stood up by Prince Harry!!! Get out while you still can!!! Yes, this needs this many exclamation points!!!
By: Bec on February 10, 2009
at 5:21 pm
OMG, Rob, you really need to stay away from her…for the love of all that is holy, run as fast as you f&#king can!!!!
By: Sass on February 10, 2009
at 8:49 pm
First it was Courtney Love trying to score a date for Frances Bean, now Paris wants to get her skanky ass hands on him. UGH. I’m pretty sure he knows better than to get involved with any of that though… he’s got a good head on his shoulders – with an actual BRAIN inside, unlike Courtney and Paris.
By: JBell on February 10, 2009
at 9:09 pm
uurrrggggghh!!!!!!!!!!rob,stay away from the biggest skank of all!!!!
By: sherin on February 11, 2009
at 4:20 am
Would this be a better alternative?
http://www.dose.ca/celeb/story.html?id=f584cd0e-5cc6-4883-a931-e610ad028e9a
Lil’ Miss Emma Watson (aka Hermione). I think she’s cute as can be!
By: Amber on February 11, 2009
at 10:46 am
I saw that earlier today… MUCH better. I approve! lol
By: JBell on February 11, 2009
at 1:47 pm