I work for a teen magazine here in New Zealand, which is very, very convenient because it means my colleagues and I get to spend our days researching you, writing about you, tracking your movements and devoting hours to finding out who you’re dating, (FYI: don’t go there with Camilla, you don’t want Joe Jonas’ left-overs).
Anyway, we thought we would take a photo of the recently created “Rob appreciation wall” at our work, where we have put together a small selection of super-hot posters of you looking moody/sexy.
I should point out that our work is actually a semi-serious place, and we share our floor with three magazines – a high fashion one, a political/literary one and a woman’s magazine – but yet we still have no shame in decorating our office space with posters of you. Why? Because you’re just THAT hot.
We have also worked out a plan to go to Italy for when you start shooting New Moon that involves:
a) hijacking a cruise ship,
b) committing fraud with company credit cards and
c) pawning off company property, just so we can meet you.
You could make it a little easier on us by coming to New Zealand instead, where, just like Forks, it is green, overcast and rains approximately 300 days a year.
The Creme girls
We know how all of you are ON TOP of your Rob news (we get your e-mails, I think we had 5 people tell us what Ryan Seacrest said about Rob- what a jackass, btw) so “The Creme girls” probably sound quite familiar to you! All the Rob blogs have been exploding with scans/portions of the Twilight section they are running in their February issue of Creme magazine. We’re so excited that these awesome girls are reading the blog(s). Our favorite part of the e-mail they sent us was this:
We should point out that our office area is actually part of a large, open-plan area and such has our behaviour been that no-one batted an eyelid when Alice (my boss) stood on my desk and attached the giant Robert Pattinson poster to our pole. We went to a Twilight screening back in November, having not read the books, and BANG, halfway through the film we all realised that we were completely in love with Robert. Once, during a work night out, we rented Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire and watched only the Robert parts.
I think we can all related to only watching the “Robert parts” of MANY THINGS (I hope to have a long, happy life of watching “Robert’s Parts”)
Check out a portion of their Rob interview on their site here
Wait, what? We’re running a Twi-alentine’s Day contest? Oh, you didn’t know? Check out the deets here