Dear Rob,
What was going on here?
Was PF Changs hurting your belly?
I know, how about we let the girls* figure out what’s wrong.
Love,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
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*if you’re offended that I called you a girl and you’re not a girl, well, COMMENT or EMAIL us so we know about you, precious male- readers!
Seriously, this is our first ever caption contest. We will not be giving away a real prize. But we will be giving away a prize. It will probably be on par with the ” spin around the block (ya know, from Forks to Chicago) with Alice in her yellow porsche!” that we gave to one of our Fanmade vid of the week winners or “one hour of ‘mood altering’ time with Jasper.” we gave JenaBona. Get excited. This prize will blow your minds.
So caption away- either write it in the comments, or if you think your caption is SO good that you want to hide it from everyone until the winner is revealed, send it to us at letterstotwilight@gmail.com
Letters to Rob 
…and i. jizzed. in my pants.
(yeah i know, too easy. but i still giggled.)
By: his one and only on January 26, 2009
at 2:25 pm
@his one and only
i didn’t even think of that, honestly! love it.. bringing back an oldie, but GOODIE
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 2:28 pm
@his one and only – LOL works for everything.
mexican food’ll make you do that everytime. or whatever he’s eating
By: themoonisdown on January 26, 2009
at 2:30 pm
Someone just asked him what his thoughts were on kissing Kristin Stewart in New Moon!
By: Spider Monkey on January 26, 2009
at 2:44 pm
“This is LIGHT beer?!”
By: Wendy on January 26, 2009
at 2:46 pm
“I don’t want those twi-moms to come over here!”
And, Exhibit A on why there are no pictures of Rob looking as hot as Kellen, Peter and Cam… 1) the mountain of mashed potatoes on his plate 2.) the high-calorie alcohol 3.) multiple packages of cigarettes.
By: cherry on January 26, 2009
at 2:46 pm
“Bleh…who slipped the veggies on my steak?”
By: Amber on January 26, 2009
at 3:02 pm
If she’s lucky she’ll be seeing my Ungh Face….you know…ungh…ungh…ungh…
(ala the “O face” in office space).
@cherry, no see the fact that he CAN do that stuff (and still look that good) makes him hot. not that kellan, peter and cam aren’t hot, but more in the “can’t eat a normal meal and spend 90% of their conscious time in the gym” way. rob’s is more effortless (and less meatheadish).
had to come out of lurkdom for this. you ladies rock!!
By: yaya on January 26, 2009
at 3:03 pm
@yaya YAY for coming out of lurkdom!!!
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 7:28 pm
‘Oh sh.., brain freeze!”
By: Genevieve on January 26, 2009
at 3:04 pm
‘Grrrrrrrr’ (practicing for NM)
By: Genevieve on January 26, 2009
at 3:06 pm
“Edward does WHAT in Breaking Dawn???”
By: Whiplash on January 26, 2009
at 3:08 pm
@whiplash WELCOME! and that was funny:)
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 7:28 pm
“Lauren’s married?! Waaaaaah!”
Oh, BTW…I want to send both of you awesome girls a valentine 🙂 Just email me at laurensbite@gmail.com
I am sure you caught by now that I am the author of both http://www.busybeelauren.blogspot.com AND http://www.laurensbite.blogspot.com
I am addicted to your site and I can’t stop reading!
By: Lauren on January 26, 2009
at 3:14 pm
“Have you seen my “O” face? Oh, oh, oh!”
By: Amber on January 26, 2009
at 3:14 pm
Where is my comment?! Sad…it was eaten.
“Lauren is married?! Waaaaaah!”
Girls, I love your site. Like obsessed. Anyway…I want to send you both an Edward Valentine…so email me at laurensbite “at” gmail “dot” com!
By: Lauren on January 26, 2009
at 3:16 pm
@Lauren – I want an Edward Valentine too!
By: Wendy on January 26, 2009
at 3:17 pm
He’s thinking about the ‘chaffing groin syndrome’ and the contact lenses for NM.
By: Genevieve on January 26, 2009
at 3:21 pm
“Damnit, I told you people vampires don’t eat food!”
By: Jena on January 26, 2009
at 3:24 pm
@Jena hi! you’re new! welcome 🙂
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 7:26 pm
“If one more Tweener comes over here and asks me to bite/marry them them I’m gonna hurl!”
@ Spider Monkey – I LOVED your answer! LMAO 🙂
By: sidhevicious on January 26, 2009
at 3:41 pm
Yes! I was going to say:
“Just last night I was out to dinner. I don’t remember where but it was a really good dinner. And I. Jizzed. In my pants. Yes, I jizzed. In. My Pants.”
But instead I’ll say:
“Pants! I really shouldn’t have had Taco Bell for breakfast. Now how do I excuse myself and still look cool…no, that’s not it.”
By: Christa on January 26, 2009
at 3:57 pm
@Wendy – Ok! Just email me 🙂
By: Lauren on January 26, 2009
at 3:58 pm
Ow, OOOOwwwww… I caught my ahhh dick in my zipper!!! Aaarrghhh…
By: sidhevicious on January 26, 2009
at 4:03 pm
“Ewwww…who cut the cheese?”
By: Sass on January 26, 2009
at 4:15 pm
Practicing his new “I Smell Bella In Biology Class” expression for New Moon.
By: Sophie (bellasmama) on January 26, 2009
at 4:19 pm
A million thumbs up! Bhahaha!
By: roslynselene on September 15, 2010
at 3:07 am
“*crying* get the f*ckin cameras away from me! i was doing so damn good!”
btw.. is this like a recent picture of him? cuz he really was hidden for so well, and now all of a sudden all these pics are poppin up!! he’s losin his edge! lol
By: sam on January 26, 2009
at 4:21 pm
“Damn I wish those teen girls would stop screaming my name. Why can’t real women like Stacey or any of the other faithful readers of Letters to Rob scream my name.”
By: Stacey on January 26, 2009
at 4:21 pm
This is the face he made after he was handed the bar tab left for him by Action Figure Edward and Moon.
By: Laura on January 26, 2009
at 4:39 pm
@ Laura – LMAO! That was a good one! 🙂
By: sidhevicious on January 26, 2009
at 4:41 pm
“Damn you Lautner, this does NOT taste like chicken!”
By: Sass on January 26, 2009
at 4:44 pm
I vote for Laura…LMAO too!
By: vickybonnett on January 26, 2009
at 4:46 pm
Oh Damn, @ Sass that was good too!!! It is way too easy to be distracted, I am going to fail this class…I. Must. Log. Off.
By: vickybonnett on January 26, 2009
at 4:47 pm
“Is that Jackson’s band playing?”
JK, Jackson. Love you. Mean it.
By: lovesbcmc on January 26, 2009
at 5:31 pm
@lovesbcmc LOVE that!
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 8:03 pm
owwww! – i just realised where i left the edward action figure, dammit.
By: the captain on January 26, 2009
at 5:34 pm
OR
At dinner, Rob answers the age-old question of ‘where in the world is the edward action figure?’.
By: the captain on January 26, 2009
at 5:49 pm
Someone has just told him what is in Taylor Lautner’s Rocky Balboa shake…
By: Helloitslaura on January 26, 2009
at 6:05 pm
Did I really just say that Hot Pockets could possibly create world peace? Like on TV? I MUST get out of the pub before close tonight before another gaff like that one!
And Laura’s response was killer! Good one!
By: Spider Monkey on January 26, 2009
at 6:27 pm
@ Laura – You should win. That killed me!! 🙂
By: Lauren on January 26, 2009
at 6:41 pm
Wow, I can’t even come up with one that would be better than you peoples!
By: Sarah. on January 26, 2009
at 6:44 pm
On new diet for getting prepared for New Moon:
“What is this shit?!?! I WANT MY CHEESEBURGER!!!”
By: NatalieCastle on January 26, 2009
at 6:50 pm
@all of you: i have the BEST job in the world (and by job i mean thing I do for free while my real mob piles up so much that i have to stay late to finish it) b/c i’m dying here- this is going to be the HARDEST thing picking a winner! we might just have to raid the (fake) closet for more than one (fake) prize!
:):)
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 7:24 pm
“this is what i looked like before i bit the pillow”
By: Adrienne Trafford on January 26, 2009
at 7:19 pm
@Adrienne I just LOL!! my husband was alarmed:)
By: unintendedchoice on January 26, 2009
at 7:56 pm
OMG!! Y’all are so funny. I am in my office at school cracking the hell up!
By: Rhonika on January 26, 2009
at 7:53 pm
Hey @unintendedchoice,
I know this is not related to the photo caption contest running but I recently heard this song while shopping at Old Navy and thought hey this is so a theme song for our Robert and the female fan base. The lyrics so fit. LOL
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LADYHAWKE – MAGIC
You came to my show, and i saw you in the crowd
I didn’t know your name, i didn’t know your name
I asked all my friends who you were and your story
They told me the same, they told me the same
I’ve left my heart to you, but it’s not fair
Coz you`re taking me for granted baby
I made a start with you, but it’s not fair
Coz you’re over the atlantic baby
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you, but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
You stayed in my head where i saw you all the time
I didn’t think you care, i didn’t think you care
I found you one day with a mouth full of attitude
And you stole me away, you stole me away
I’ve left my heart to you, but it’s not fair
Coz you`re taking me for granted baby
I made a start with you, but it’s not fair
Coz you’re over the atlantic baby
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you, but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
Coz your over the atlantic baby
And you’re taking me for granted baby
Coz you’re over the atlantic baby
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you, but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
One journey for you but it’s worth it
One life here with me and it’s magic
By: gossipgirl_xoxo on January 26, 2009
at 9:05 pm
Did I say I wanted to date a cougar??No..No..er..uh.. I said I wanted to plate a booger!
By: JP on January 26, 2009
at 9:47 pm
*after smelling his pits..*
“whew! maybe it IS time for my next shower! yikes!”
@gossipgirl- that song IS perfect!!
By: sam on January 26, 2009
at 10:18 pm
All your quotes are awesome, and mine was already posted by the time I got over here. I’m especially loving all the Taylor-related ones!
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 27, 2009
at 12:22 am
「Ewwwwwww! I’m not eating those vegies!」
*Throwing a little boy tantrum*
I’m giving up, I’ve stared at the picture for 10 minutes and can’t think of a better line, but no matter what, he’s soooo cute 😀
I love this site! It’s so funny! I don’t remember any other site which I enjoy reading everyone’s response so much! You guys rock!
*Just an irrelevant question: there’s a packet of Camel lights, what’s the one that’s closer to Rob?
By: Nessa on January 27, 2009
at 3:02 am
kstew: you know that one time when you caught nikki and i in my trailer? well we weren’t really JUST hugging naked under the sheets to share body warmth.
By: samantha on January 27, 2009
at 4:26 am
I. AM. Spunk. Ransom
By: Hot Mama on January 27, 2009
at 8:14 am
“What do you mean I can’t drink on set?, didn’t my management work that glitch in my contract out yet?”
or
“Oh geez whats that smell? did Taylor Lautner just walk in or did I s**t my trousers again? Ooooowww I did sh** my trousers, excess me while I go flip my drawers inside out”
I love Rob so much that I would shill take him sh*tty or not. Just gives me a reason to strib him down….prehaps the washing machine would eat his clothes and he would have to stay here forever naked (in the closet with his cheese whiz sandwiches)
By: Natasha on January 27, 2009
at 9:33 am
Wow, I really need to read before I hit submit comment button.
Im 37 not 6, really!!!
so what it sould read is …….excuse me while I go flip my drawers inside out. Also I would not strib him down but I would strip him down 🙂
By: Natasha on January 27, 2009
at 9:37 am
I can’t even come up with anything as clever as all of you lol. I will just say he still looks gorgeous!!
By: Jonette Cullen on January 27, 2009
at 10:33 am
Ahhh!! It feels like it’s coming out sideways!
By: staceybobacey on January 27, 2009
at 11:07 am