Dear Rob Fans-
http://www.myspace.com/robertpattinsonofficial
This is fake.
DUH.
I mean have you all learned nothing from THE great Facebook debacle of ’08 or from the poor girls over at The Fan Project (protecting the world from fake Robert Pattinsons)? Learn from the ones who have gone before you and got fooled by fake Rob’s and figured out that gulliable really IS in the dictionary… if not I’ve put together this handy little check list that shows you the things that should have tipped you off as to the realness of this myspace…
1. The HUGE “Official Myspace” banner at the top. Cause he had the time or chops to make that? Enjoy the font though, looks familiar. 😀
2. His location is listed as: Beverly Hills, CA. No he does not live in the 90210, I’m sure the 12 yr old who made this thinks that all movie stars live in “glamorous” Beverly Hills. They do not.
3. He has a music player with HIS two songs from the Twilight soundtrack.
4. He has a Giydget and and Eventful for crying out loud… why in the world would the real Rob care what city you want to see him in or to post random Twilight videos and ringtones? If I didn’t know better I’d say ‘Rob’ worked in social media marketing on the side.
5. He “blogs” about that fan contest and then gives out an address to send him fan letters. Attention whore!
7. His profile pic is an official image! DUH!
8. The kicker and the ‘should have known better’ he includes WALLPAPERS and AIM icons of himself
9. His top friends include people like: Selena Gomez and Amanda Bynes and Zac Efron. He is a 22 yr old man not a 10 yr old girl who watches Wizards of Waverly Place
Seriously people. He will never have any sort of social networking site and if he does you will not find it.
Now read a book or something, geez.
Your older, wiser “sister”/fan
Me
Oh MAN.. i thought another thing I had in common with Rob was our love for Amanda Bynes.. 😦 damn
By: unintendedchoice on January 4, 2009
at 2:05 am
This is getting weird…it’s like you are soulmates! We could play Six degrees of you and Rob:
By: vickyb on January 4, 2009
at 3:28 am
It’s not real??? What?? You have got to be kidding me!! How Many Fake Robs are there!!!
By: Mrs.P. on January 4, 2009
at 3:55 am
hey…did you girls notice the times on these posts? Why does it say I posted at 3 in the morning instead of 7 at night??
By: Mrs.P. on January 4, 2009
at 3:57 am
yea it’s on standard time… thats why it says this post was on the 4th but i wrote it today on the 3rd. but we know when you comment! not a prob!
thanks for hanging mrs p! lovin your comments!
By: themoonisdown on January 4, 2009
at 5:07 am
oh…OK. I thought it was a ploy to make us look even CRAZIER than we already are!!I mean… WHO POSTS AT 3 IN THE MORNING!!
PS. It is a PLEASURE to hang with you ladies *HUGS*
By: Mrs.P. on January 4, 2009
at 6:17 am
we love hanging out with you too! working on posting your letter NOW!
I changed the time.. i think i made it EST… I THINK.. we’ll see 🙂
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pfft i dont care
rob is hottest creature alive!
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at 1:55 am