You, on my bed

eyes have been obscured to protect the innocent/slightly embarrassed

Dear Rob-

You’ll never guess who I got mail from today… ALICE CULLEN. Seriously, I know, I was surprised too, who knew a fictional character could send mail to me and who knew said character was also miraculously living in the same town as ‘unintendedchoice!’ Crazy coincidences I know, but that is neither here nor there, what really matters is what precious jewel ‘alice’ sent me.

YES, it is a pillow with your face on it. and YES, it is totally creepy. AND YES I’ve already stuffed it with a pillow from my parents house and taken pictures with it. No, you should not be alarmed. Just mildly wigged out and freaked that your face has been licensed for use on home goods such as PILLOWS. You might want to re-read over that portion of your contract. Just FYI.

Can you imagine waking up to this thing? I mean you’re not going to be doing a ton of sleeping on this thing as it’s fabric is about the consistency of a stiff parachute. 180 thread count the packaging reads… uh not something to be proud of Twilight merch makers! It makes me feel a little weird… I can’t look at it in the eyes too long before I either get freaked out or start laughing uncontrollably. I am now the owner an Edward pillow and I am an adult.

Also this leads me to the introduction of a new reoccurring post here on ‘Letters to Rob’ which shall henceforth be named “Where in the world is the Edward pillow?” Sung, of course, to the tune of “Where in the world is Carmen San Diego.”

This week… PHOENIX, ARIZONA… where it all began (Twilight that is)!

XO and scratchy dreams!
Me