Posted by: Bekah | December 15, 2008

Omg.. I’m RICH!

Dear Rob,

Your fans are the reason why people still believe they’ve won the Nigerian lottery:

The Fan Project (protecting the world from fake Robert Pattinsons)

Love,
me

P.S. Speaking of Nigeria, I got an e-mail today from “Lord Daulmont” who lives there and wants to buy our most expensive hot tub. He even gave me his visa card in the e-mail! Isn’t that great? My comission on this sale is gonna be sick…

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Responses

  1. HAHAHAAAAAAAA.
    um someone also needs to tell her to stop using comic sans.

  2. no joke! and we all know how much i HATE comic sans.

    can we also say that these girls HAVE to be 12 who else would think any of that is true?! the part of about cyber sex is awesome! come on!

  3. […] you all learned nothing from THE great Facebook debacle of ‘08 or from the poor girls over at The Fan Project (protecting the world from fake Robert Pattinsons)? Learn from the ones who have gone before you and got fooled by fake Rob’s and figured out […]


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