It all makes sense now… I finally get it. We’ve spent years… ok we’ve spent year (almost yearS) talking about how you only wear like 4 things. How you have two pairs of pants, a jacket, some tshirts you stole, etc. And we wondered and wondered why would a guy like you only travel with a couple pieces of clothing when you’ve got more money than some 3rd world countries, and probably get more free stuff sent to you than we’d like to think about. THEN I saw this picture and it all made sense…
There’s just NO room in the duffle bag for Mr. Bear AND more than one and a half outfits. As a gal who still has a blanket from childhood, I TOTES understand. Who needs changes of underwear when there’s childhood nostalgia involved? So now we know… it’s not vanity or wanting to be cool or some kind of hipster. It’s because there’s simply no more room in the bag for anything other than Mr. Bear.
Upon dying and swooning over this image with Calli in the dead of night we just couldn’t leave well enough alone and debated back in forth whether it could be real or a fake.
Soooo maybe things aren’t exactly what they seem. Calli sent me this picture of “Rob” and this was our ensuing conversation… REAL OR NOT REAL… that is the question…
Follow the cut to see whether it’s the real deal or not… and whether we need to be hired by the government.
The one where we are died
Calli: here’s sleeping rob!
Moon: WHHHAAATTT is that?! i need that in my life.
Calli: OMG i’m dying
Moon: wtf?! love. dude.
Calli: hahah i LOVE IT i need that image on a pillow case NOW
Moon: ps what are those sheets?! NIKKI REED SHEETS?!
Calli: nah nikki reed would have silk to tempt
Calli: i hope thats not a manip. OMG
Moon: HARDI. but its WAY too good to be a manip, right?!
Moon: like thats REAL good if it is a manipulation
Moon: those are NOT purple sheets from Twilight
Calli: someone’s trailer? his trailer?someone snuck in and snapped it
Moon: had to be. whoever woke him up to go back to set? I AM DIED
Calli: OMG. I AM IN LOVE
Moon: dude me too i was feeling pissy towards him like an hr ago. now im like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Calli: someone just tweeted me it was a manip for a fanfic… i choose to believee that its sleeping rowward
Moon: its a really great one if it is the edge of the bear is intact theres fuzz coming off it his head against the sheet the shadow. if this is fake this person is like a scary crazy pro
The one where Calli calls in Oprah
Tell us oh wise Oprah!
maybe its not a manip… gah i’m writing Oprah and asking her to ask rob
Moon: IT IS REAL i swear
Calli: i believe you. there is NO WAY its a manip there are no manip lines unless its not rob
Calli: haha omg this is like GOLD
Moon: you know thats that snowman black shirt
Calli: which shirt? oh the one with the little graphic in the corner?
Moon: its the black one and theres what looks like a snowman over his boob on the left side. cause thats like a black hefty tee
Calli: yep dude WHOSE BED IS THAT ON
Moon:DUDE whats what im saying
Calli: wiat does rob have freckles there around his eyes
Moon: the only people who would take that and then it somehow gets out is someone like nreed
Calli: or are those spots on the photo
Moon: shiz on the photo i think
Calli: dude he’s prob had that bear since he was a kid
Moon: or this is from stephanie ritz’s personal collection
Calli: hahah i’m emailing that shiz to oprah you know she’d pull it up you know she’d be like “now see robert… look how cute and innocent”
The one where we make a Pros list
Moon: See what everyone misses when they go to bed early? My tweets, this picture, David Slade Tweets. suck it early sleepers! they missed all this gold
Calli: haahha dude you are so right… its the beefy t maybe do a post on how this is definitely possibly not a manip
1. no manip lines
2. rob’s english… of course he loves teddy bears… ehllo paddington bears
3. the hefty t
4. he’s spooning the teddy bear… and we all know rob’s a spooner.
5. the tufts of hair around the ears.
Moon: the curls… OH the curls. whose are those damn sheets!
Calli: did they stay in houses or hotels during Twi
Moon: i thought it was hotels remember theyd talk about being in each others rooms for jam sessions??
Calli: its a trailer then
Moon: the thing about trailer though, is WHY would be take MR BEAR to set??
Calli: does he have those curls though? unless he’s in someone else trailer fell asleep they stuffed the bear in there and snapped a pic
: right he’s really got a chock hold on it though
nope, not this guy
The CIA & The FBI ain’t got nothin’ on us!
Moon: could it be that hillywood dude??
Calli: it looks like this rob
Moon: look at the highlights in the bangs
Moon: we need a good ear pic to compare
2:21 not the same ear
Moon: god this shit is good we are also like the FBI up in here
Calli: i know seriously if the CIA needed new recruits… they’d best be coming to us
Moon: 137: NOT him. The nose is too big the hair the burns the ear NOT hillywood dude
Calli: its NOT from shooting if its rob it’d have to be post
Moon: its def twi edward hair though the way its puffed UP in the front
: maybe its a post photoshoot rob
the ear that sideburn is confusing me
Moon: theres like a dent there right i see an ear dent on both ears
Moon: i feel like thats twi makeup
: how about the eyebrows
Moon: the ear is WEIRD
Calli: which ear… sleeperRob or RealRob
i miss playful rob.
Moon: I LOVE FUN ROB so sad. miss him and that outfit. MEOW. twilight rob was defs the best
The one where we flip the script
Moon: if someone walked in on me right now…i have my laptop flipped sideways
Calli: hahaha dude… if i had a dollar for every time i turned mylaptop
CRAZI HARDI yep twi was definitely the best
Moon: god, she looks like gargamel in that picture
Moon: the ear looks diffs like whats at the bottom???
Calli: ohhhhhhhh dude you are right when you turn the pic it almost doesn’t even look like him
Moon: right i thought that too
Calli: BOOOOOOo tears
Moon: maybe we’ve also been staring at this for too long? the highlights are also disconcerting
Calli: agreed those are serious skunk streaks. whereas edward was sunkissed locks and upon turning my computer on its side once again (thank heaven for laptops) i’ve determined that i do believe those are freckles on the eye and not actual marks on the pic i think this is just a manmade to look like our robward
Oh hello there manchild Edward look alike
The one where after wasting 30 minutes we flip it
Calli: i turned it so we didn’t have to turn our comps. not rob. it’s amazing what 90 degrees will do
Moon: OMG!!!!!!!!!! so crazy! So not him! it looks so much like him on the side…
Calli: we just spent a good 30mins rotating our laptops instead of just rotating the damned picture the dudes not even cute anymore when you rotate he’s just a big ManChild holding a teddy as he sleeps
Moon: HAHAHAHAAH its so true we spent that long turning sideways and moving the comp
Calli: i bet that shirt has something gay written on it like “WELCOME TO THE GUNS SHOW” and then he’s sleeping with a teddy bear
Moon: it says “team edward” on it
Calli: don’t be rediculous… it says “Team Mike Newtown” he made it himself. he’s THAT kinda fan
Moon: it says THEY’RE NOT (TEDDY) BEARS!
Calli: OMG its UC’s friend LARRY!
Moon: larry wishes. larry looks more like that cathi hardi/gargamel picture. on a GOOD day
Cross your eyes, you can see Robsten by the fire!
Calli: dude i can’t stop going back and forth between the two pics its AMAZING it’s like Edward ManChild Edward Manchild Edward Manchild. it’s like those trick pictures you see
Moon: you have to cross your eyes to see a dinosaur in a pirate ship
Moon: i guess i should cancel that order i made for a 64×48 oil painting version of this i just placed on kodak easyshare
Calli: probably. i just put a rush stop on the screen printed bed sheets i just ordered
Moon: i hope i get that 300 bucks back…along with my dignity
: i’m just asking them to switch out the photo for one of big daddy lautner…
: maybe i can do that but switch out the bear for a filet o fish..
Yes Rob and friends, we actually spent REAL time having this conversation, researching, flipping our computers and ultimately debunking what we hoped against hope was real. THANKS common sense! UGH.
So Rob, you DON’T have an excuse for wearing the same shiz 10 days in a row. There is no Mr. Bear and no need to limit the clothing you pack so you can squeeze him in your suitcase… Good luck trying to fool us again!
IN THE FUTURE, we will all sleep with teddy bears,
PS Rob, is David Slade ok? I’m worried.
PPS we KNOW there’s a lot to talk about like 23842938049 things happened at 11PM last night. We’ll get there we promise.
So were you fooled too? Did you think this was him? Would we have all died together at the sweetness of this? Is anyone in the market for an oil painting of a Rob look alike sleeping with a teddy bear? Lemme know, I know someone selling one…
THANKS Calli! Follow her on twitter!
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