Posted by: UC | April 23, 2010

Rob Porn Friday: Bel Ami

Dear Rob,

Bel Ami seems to be wrapping up, so gone are the days where we get to lust over you looking like our great, great, great, great, great grandpa’s did back in the day. For today’s RobPorn Friday, we take a look at some of our favorite BelAmiRob pictures & laugh and love that you love US so much you would forego your normal ripped jeans, jacket from the back of your dad’s closet paired with a flannel found outside the latest Tube station you passed by last night, to look like Mr. Darcy.

Because Gawker calling you Lumiere in younger years was the funniest damn thing I had read in months.

Because someone REALLY loves me!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks to the gals at Rob’s flat who made these marvelous pictures for me a few weeks back! I heart you all!!!

Today is day 1 of “UC gets the hell out of this country for some time away cuz if she doesn’t she thinks she won’t live another week” (aka vacation to a tropical land for my hubby’s bff’s wedding.) Be good to Moonie while I’m gone! And since I handle the mornings around here, most likely comments won’t be approved until Moon is up & at ‘em, so be patient until I get back! I WILL MISS YOU ALL!

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  1. Miss you too UC…have a nice vacation and the best of times!!! Hope you relax a bit and come back to us soon!

    PS…we will be very nice to Moonie…don’t worrie about anything…you leave her in good hands!!!

    About todays post…sigh…I miss Georges…and all the days we spent together!!!

    Love you
    Mel

    • Happy vacation UC! We’ll miss u…lucky girl<3

  2. OK, that Chuck Bass pic is the first pic of Rob in MONTHS that I’ve found vaguely hot. Is it the comparison to Chuck, or Rob himself?

    What do I care? FINALLY I find Rob hot again!! Hallelujah!!

    • Loooove Chuck Bass lookalike!
      That must be it….

  3. There’s never a good time for iced coffee to come out of my nose but 8:20am is reaaaaally bad. Buu Daa PEST Bu Da PEST Put our service to the test?

    OH MY GOD. Brilliant. Abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT. Lumiere!!!! (RIP Jerry Orbach) My college roommate and I used to get drunk and sing Be Our Guest at the top of our lungs, much to the annoyance of the guys living below us. (We also did an awesome drunk cover of A Whole New World from Aladdin.)

    (Have a great vacation!!!!!!)

  4. Have a safe trip UC! We promise to behave whilst you are gone. Anybody who misbehaves will be put in the time out corner, facing the wall, and be subjected to look at a Miley Cyrus poster until they say sorry! :)

    Gotta agree, Rob looks like death warmed up in that picture where he is wearing the white waistcoat. Not the best look in the world for him…..now, can we go back to talking about the way he kisses again?!

    x

    • OMG…Cazza…look at a Miley Cyrus poster…this is one hell of a punishment!!! I promise I will bahave (and eat aaaaallll my food)…

    • Making offenders watch her movie while listening to her music would be worse.

    • I’d like to the think the pouty lips in the Chuck Bass picture are his reminder to not forget about his bottom lip whilest he is sucking on just top lip.

      • I heart you.

    • there looks death but here pretty live to me

      just beautiful

      • Agree!!!

      • White clothes makes everyone look pale! Even pale to begin with British dudes.

      • Che! I love your pic!
        Viva Che!

      • wow that’s the same pic but he looks so great in this one!

        Thanks Che…oh and I love that you have Che Guevarra on your avi!

      • well he looks like my perfect groom but as beautiful as a bride in her wedding dress :D

  5. Have a great time, UC! Maybe by the time you get back Rob will have done SOMETHING. Anything.

  6. Bahahaha! The Lumière one made me laugh so hard my screen is now covered in spit (ew). Epic!

  7. The pic…. praying for rain is funny…., although I think that the LAST thing he was worrying about there was his hair, to me he is praying / begging for cheeseburgers,ciggies and BEER!
    :-)

    • > “to me he is praying / begging for […] BEER!”

      and that’s why the font is in green (heineken) colours!

    • Ahhhh…Rg…have to say this…so Jules does not trust me with him…and you agree???!!!
      Ohhh…honey I’m so deeply wounded…I really meant giving him the silent treatment!!! LOL…I love it…(that you don’t trust this greek girl)…BUT…we will be veeeery silent… him and me…I promise…you will not even notice!!! :D

      • Mel, lots of words for saying that u wanna do him…lol…and no trust at all! :-)

        • Hahahaha…you make me laugh love…I’m a girl of many words!!! But you are soooo right…can’t deny it!!!

        • Yeah, Mel – You want to break the Rob, can’t have that.
          RG – Does BDH look like a tranny in this pic or is it just me?

          http://www.eclipsemovie.org/your-chance-to-have-a-live-chat-with-bryce-dallas-howard-nikki-reed-julia-jones-hosted-by-myspace/

          • Jules…I share with you…we’ll break the Rob together…is this fine by you??? :D

          • well, she def. had a bad hair day and oh…she is loosing her dress.
            I’m not a great fan of her, I loved Rachelle.

  8. OMG that’s such a Chuck Bass face! <3 you flat girls!

    Have an amazing holiday UC!

  9. Off topic, but did anyone see Twilight spoofed on Ugly Americans last night?

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd1q4q_ugly-americans-mad-larry-disease_news

    http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/ugly_americans/index.jhtml

    Funny!

    • hahaha, eyebrow alert! <3

    • Ha-ha! I saw it the other night and it was stupidly hilarious! lol But doesn’t the main character (Mark Lilly) resemble Rob? Or is it just me? Check it!

  10. Dear Rob,

    Bel Ami is wrapped, you finally made an appearance, you looked cute and fine, I saw finally cleavage and chest hair (thank u ash cloud for the clean blue sky the last days), so today is a good day.

    love,
    me

    • OMG…an appearance??? Where??? I guess I still live under the ash cloud! Cleavage and chest hair??? Where??? :(

      • OK…Ok…false alarm…you mean the fanpic on robsessed!!! yeah saw that…uffff thought I missed something else!!! Can’t absolutely miss anything Robrelated RG, you know that!!!

        • Mel, you sound soooo excited today….what happened girl?

          • You don’t wonna know!!! :D

          • Mel, did you have a Robdream? You are a leeeedddle high strung, there. <3

          • Nop…still a Robdreamvirgin!!!…I do??? really??? So sorry… bad day today…really sorry…didn’t mean to upset you!!!

          • Maybe this will explain my condition…to both of ya…what can I say… am a very dramatic greek girl…can’t help it…

          • Awwww, nothing to apologise for, hun.
            I heart you. You didn’t upset me at all, not even a little bit. :)
            ps: have you had Viggo dreams?

          • Hahahaha…Jules!!! Strangly enough…yes I had…beautiful dreams… Viggo came to see me a few times…ohhh and we talked…was sooo sweet!!! So I guess…there is always hope…for me to have a Robdream!!!

      • Hey hon he appeared last night, wearing the brown long-sleeved shirt and the LB hat and a beer in hand! He went to his sister’s show :-). Ck out robsessed baby!

    • Funny that someone should post Wuthering Heights….

      Evidently the brits want to make another one.. and RUMOR has it they want His Lordship Sparklepeen for the role of Heathcliff.. (given that he does brooding bad boy so well). … a perfect Heathcliff.
      What do you all think? would Robbie make a good Heathcliff? (if you read Wuthering Heights, which I’m sure most of you have)…. you’ll know what I mean.

      • Hermes…my messenger of the gods (love your name btw…very greek) don’t say things like that…you’ll give me a heartattack!!! I love Wuthering Heights…and Heathcliff…I would just die if Rob would play him…just die!!! And YES, I believe he could pull it of…great!!!

        • re: HERMES ..my name, is after a scarf I found at a tag sale.
          It said “Hermes”… also the greek connection, messenger of Gods, THIEVES, travelers, etc. I thought it was tre cool…
          Until I also found out that “Hermes” was also you know “both” … male & female.. Living in San Fran. I though ok, I can deal with that.
          **************
          So, the brits are going to do another Wuthering Heights, with ANDREA ARNOLD as the director. So if you want to keep up, keep googling her name. Somethings bound to give.

          • Wuthering Heights is perhaps my lest fav bronte book….I still like it, but man it’s a twisted story. Don’t really see HHH playing that part……for me Sir Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon are Cathy and Heathcliffe – though apparently Sir Larry thought Merle Oberon was an amature!

  11. ” Would you like to meet my microwave? You’re just the hot pockets i’ve been yearning for”
    :D

    Gurl, you just made me forget my whole week tiresome amd boredom if everyday life with that line.

    • “of everyday life “

    • Glad I could help your week along! ;-) (I made that one, tee hee!)

  12. Dear gals at Rob’s flat:

    TY for the Lumière pic! HIL-ARIOUS!!!

    *picks self off floor from laughing*

  13. Aw I will miss seeing pics like those everday.
    The Chuck Bass one is awesome haha

  14. Ok, David Slade just tweeted about landing in Canada. I hope this means reshooting starts soon!
    Dear Canada- please throw a freaking party so Rob will show up and get his drink on

    • I suddenly feel a weird gravitational pull to Canada…

  15. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UC!

    Fun funny ladies of the Flat! Thanks for the laughs.

  16. *dies laughing at the ‘I’m Chuck Bass’ picture*

    I also adore the one directly above it – ‘Jesus. My balls hurt’. Ironically it’s like a heaven-sent thought pattern.

    All that running whilst free-balling in pants made out of material that look like they chaffe something chronic…epic FAIL for poor Rob. *L*

  17. OME that way so funny! Great way to end the week!

  18. Sigh. Is it normal that RobPorn Friday on LTR has become the highlight of my week?

    The balls one killed me.

    Dear Rob,

    That hair is like a cold shower. Stop it.

    Love,
    me

    • Normal!!!

  19. have a nice vacation UC
    those pic are great especially the second one and yes he is chuck bass!

    • Cheeee….I love your avi!!! You’re my kinda girl!!! But noooo he isn’t Chuck Bass…lol… Chuck Bass is Robert Pattinson… :D

      • thanks mel.u mean my avi mixed with che and my football team’s emblem (BJK) right?u see the same the back&wight,the philosophy ?
        yes girl black and whight aren’t colors they are philosophy.they are the death& life,the dark&light,the sky&ground…
        sorry i lost myself cuz i’m total hooligan these days.
        and Rob can look as CB but CB never ever like RP
        he is just unique

        • Che…you are 6 hours away…I think we should meet…lol…we have to discuss, very important issues!!! Noooo CB…neva eva RP!!!

          • i hope one day my greek sis
            xo

  20. *sigh
    Robporn, today is a good day.

    Katie- I won’t mind the hair, I’ll take any Rob I can get!

    • There’s always the option to make it sex hair again. I’m sure it’d be fun messing it up.

      • Naughty, naughty Katie, but I concur. heh

      • Sex hair? YES!!! I’m in!

  21. ” God my balls hurt ” THANK GOD I am not the only one that recognized those pants as some kind of ancient torture device. I laughed so hard, I think I might have peed my pants……….

  22. Have a good time UC!!!

    LOL at the young Lumiere one, hahaha!

    So I saw RM yesterday and I loved it hard! I thought Rob’s acting was excellent, very natural.
    The scene in which he gets angry with Caroline’s classmate(s) is great. He does anger well!

    One of the cutest scenes was him speaking French to Caroline. So cute, and good pronouciation.

    I noticed that he forgot to switch to the NYC accent, like one time he pronounces seconds like the true Brit he is. Love that!

    My friend, who likes Rob, but not like me, loved it too! We were blown away. And cried a lot at the end. (also the beginning, chills…)

    I know girls, old news. But I just wanted to share anyway! Hope you all have a good Friday!
    Thank God It’s Robporn Friday! ;-)

    • Cath, I loved the film as well!
      about the french part….I didn’t understand at all that that was supposed to be french…lol……..so we have to ask minuit about his accent….

      • Haha RG, you saw RM in London right? Maybe the subtitles helped me understand it was French. We really should ask MP! :-)

        • cath, i saw it dubbed here and thought , ohh he can speak french (totes idiot thought as it was dubbed…lol) , then in London and I thought WHAT??? is he talking french? Is that french? haha…my french is very different from his french…at least we have to ask MINUIT!!!!
          Dear Minuit, was that french what Rob spoke? I mean, could u understand it? :-)

          • Is “freak of nature” French for “freak of nature”?

    • Cath, thanks for sharing. I’m glad you loved it, I did too.
      Are you going to see it again? I adored all his scenes with Caroline.

      • Hi Jules!

        I will see it again, but I’m not quite sure if I will see it in a theatre. Would love for my mom to see it, but she’s down with a bad cold right now, and I don’t know it the movie will still be around next week. But am so gonna buy that DVD like right now, haha! I loved the Tyler-Caroline chemistry too. Best big brother ever!

        • I want a big brother like him….so sweet!

    • yay @cath i’m glad u’ve seen and liked it.
      i luv his expression when Tyler calls his dad for dinner and Charles says hold on and he gets angry aginst telephone LOL

      • Che, Rob does angry very convincing. I so get him being frustrated at Charles. :-)

    • Hey it’s cool, any news that has Rob is always good news!

      So glad you liked the movie…and your friend too :-)!

  23. P.S.

    Dear Rob,

    I even had goosebumps on my face.
    And you’re too beautiful!

    Thanks,

    Me

    • I even had goosebumps on my face!!! Word…Cath!!!

      • Hi Mel, such a weird sensation, Rob has some powers, haha!

  24. Yay this is very win day. filled with hilarious robporn…I can’t choose my favorite, I lol-ed at all of them! and not to mention that new eclipse trailer!!! anyone else think our robward is looking more like a badass and not just sad and moapy in this one?? I like mean, rough, badass rob…*mind wanders*

    • and might I add that there’s NO shirtless taytay!!! ftw.

      • Boo hiss! Ha ha ha… I need more Jacob & his copper coloured skin thank you very much. X

  25. Balls, Bass and Bu Da Pest = Win!

  26. ok.. who is Chuck Bass?
    (i’m slow).

    UC/ have a groovy holiday in the tropics.
    See if you can ween yourself away from the Rob porn while you’re gone.

    These Bel Ami pics… I have to say, are different from the others.. I guess because he looks sober in them.

    cheers, -H

    • THE chuck bass from Gossip Girl.

      • Don’t watch Gossip Girl… hence my bad.

        FYI– The brits are going to do another Wuthering Heights, with Andrea Arnold as the director. They are looking around for someone to play Heathcliff.. could Robert Pattinson be their brooding bad boy?
        Stay tuned for further gossip and rumor..
        oye veh.
        Lord Sparklepeen does the brooding bit so well.
        Heathcliff is described as “dark, brooding and wild”…. part gypsy..

  27. Ok, who did the Beauty and the Beast one? That is hilarious! ROTFLMAO!

    • I was wondering who did that one too! I don’t remember seeing posted the day we did them all. I bet it’s either Lindelle or SingleStrand.

  28. UC, have a wonderful vacation! You deserve it!

    XO

  29. I really like the last picture! And yes I agree Rob, get rid of all that gunk on your hair….the rain will do it. Either that or a good long shower(with me). LOL, just kidding.

  30. Is it just me or the new Eclipse trailer looks like “Dawn of the Dead-2″ or smth like that?
    *slightly confused*

    well, at least it has (almost) zero shirtless-Tay level.

    • They are def. trying to get the guys into the theatres!!!

      • Yeah, I get the point, but still. The thought of Twilight as a horror movie worries me. Some scenes from the trailer also reminded me of “28 days later”.

        I just hope that BC not gonna turn “Breaking Dawn” into some sort of “Alien” movie (the one where Ripley gives birth to the Alien) trying to lure Sci-Fi fans into the cinemas ;)

        • so true!

      • Am I in the minority here? I’m thrilled at how creepy they look! I was a little creeped out when I read about the newborns in Eclipse. They’re supposed to be creepy, right? I don’t know. I’m looking forward to romance between Bella and Edward, but I’m also very excited to see some fight scenes. Then again… I supposed Bella and Edward may have some action in there too, ifyouknowwhatI’msayinandIthinkyoudo!

        • Naah, action/fight scenes are cool. After all, one of my favourite (if not the most favourite) scenes in the first T is a baseball scene, and the showdown at the Volturi in NM was quite entertaining. It just the latest trailer of Eclipse gives the impression of a plain zombie movie.

        • I like them like that too! They have to look scary, they’re vamps and newborn and very volatile. They’re very convincing.

    • Me again….Jacob shirtless is goo.

  31. Wait a minute… Did anyone else notice the placement of that man’s hand in the foreground of the “balls hurt” one? Is he…. helping?

    Yeah, I’m a huge perv for noticing, shut it. ;)

    • I did notice it too! But decided not to embarrass Rob in front of others and keep silent 0=)

    • …cuz i feel – uhhmm – very protective of him (and his b—s).

      • Ha! Aww, sorry Rob.

    • Haha I noticed! Pervy woman!!!

      • It was a pervy pic. but that’s ok, cuz he’s british.. and probably into the pervy …
        which is why we all kinda like him i think.

        • >but that’s ok, cuz he’s british… and probably into the pervy …

          is that some kind of American stereotype about brits? cuz seriously i’ve never heard that one before.

          • You mean all British people don’t act like a Monty Python skit? That’s incredibly disappointing. :(

  32. re: our little remarks..
    Oh wait, watch and see, someone will come after hours after we’re all gone, and give us a thumbs down…

    Have you noticed? the thumbs down dude/dudette is back.

    • yeah, I noticed that yesterday, or maybe the day before that. Everyone (well nearly everyone) had at least one thumbs down !

  33. Ola chicas!!!

    Have you missed me?

    RL has kind of been a bitch this week so I didn’t really get on the interwebs a lot plus I was reading Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik A LOT. (and by a lot I mean I felt like I was reading a book like Twilight again. Yes that’s how good it is)

    Well anyway: RobPorn always makes me cum (pun completely intended) so keep it cumming #twss and lets wait for more proof of Robs existence these days…

    *muah*

  34. I am not sure which one is funnier;

    Would you like to meet my microwave or the My balls hurt.

    gawd you guys rock!


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