Time to learn some stuff we didn’t know about Robert Pattinson

You learned WHAT about me?

Dear Rob,

Just when I think I know everything about you, I find out I don’t. Ok, so I don’t know most stuff about you but let’s just go for this shall we? Something called Absolute Radio, which sounds an awful like like a radio station powered by Vodka, was at a press conference for Remember Me in London and asked you a couple questions. Some of which I found mildly interesting and some of which I was forced to google because it was an “Educational Moment.”

Let’s jump in there, shall we?

The one where I google to find the answer

So when the reporter asked Rob what his favorite biscuit is, mentally I said BUTTERMILK! Alas Rob is not from our fair land but instead biscuits are what us yanks call “cookies.” Anyhoozle Rob says his favorite biscuit is a HOB NOB and so of course I hit up the googles to figure out what the HALE a Hob Nob is. And the kind folks at wiki inform me that a Hob Nob is “rolled oats” product that is sometimes coated in chocolate and also called a “digestive biscuit.” So Rob is eating rolled oats “digestive” cookies? Yuck-sgusting! I’d much rather share a chicken biscuit with you, Rob.

The one where Rob is a pansy

Rob’s asked if he’s ever been in a fight and he says not in a long time, he’s too scared. So essentially Rob is NOT the guy you wanna take to the sketchy bar cause he’s probably gonna run the other way when shit goes pear-shaped. He also may be a bit paranoid that he thinks he’s going to be killed just because he’s Edward. Sure a disgruntled boyfriend of a Twilight fan may throw in an extra punch or two but no one wants to be the guy who killed that Edward Cullen guy. There is no way on earth a “normal” man could withstand the wrath of the Twidom or the crazy old cougar Rob fans.

Learn some more about Rob, like who his heroes are (spoiler alert: not Jem and the Holograms OR Ryan Seacrest )

The one where we all say “AWWWW!!!”

Nothing gets me going like guys who are super grounded and love their folks. AWWWWWW We love Clare and Dick and we agree they did a pretty awesome job! But who of your friends are considered heroes? Bobby Long to the man bangs movement? Tom Sturridge to little urchin street boys in productions of Oliver around the world?

The one where Rob acknowledges that Twilight opens doors

It’s refreshing to hear a cast member from Twilight openly talk about the difference the saga has made in their lives, personally and/or professionally. By acknowledging that being in Twilight opens doors for them and for films they want to make doesn’t make him a poseur, it just makes him honest, humble and appreciative. Good on you, Rob!

What will we learn next time around? I still don’t know your favorite color (plaid?) or where you went on your first date, but I’m pretty sure you’re gonna be around for a while so we have plenty of time to learn all this asinine information.

My favorite cookie/biscuit? Chocolate chip without the chips!
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So if you could ask Rob ONE sorta dumb/frivolous question, what would you ask? Ever had a Hob Nob cookie? Is it as awful as it sounds?

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