Posted by: themoonisdown | February 15, 2010

It’s President’s Day that means time to feature some Rob porn Valentine’s contest entries!

Dear LTR-ers,

To go with the Valentine’s Day contests we ran on LTT/LTR we also hosted a contest on the forum for people to show us their best Rob porn/picture captions to win a gorgeous print from our fave artist Dwell Deep!

Also, don’t think we’ve forgotten all about the Details shoot we’re gearing up for a HUGE post tomorrow to cover it from ALL angles so enjoy this and we’ll be back to business as usual tomorrow!


by Lindelle


By Robstenforlife


by SingleStrand


by Robsten4life

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by Singlestrand


by Littleredfiat


by Singlestrand

even though there were a TON of Rob-centric entries this one cracked me up so bad I had to include it…


by Samalia

To see the runners up and the WINNER of the forum portion of the Valentine’s Day contest go check them out all week in the forum!

Give a big round of applause to all the entrants! No one can have a cause of the Mondays when there’s good Rob porn to be had!

See ya back here tomorrow!
Themoonisdown

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Responses

  1. Applause! Applause! I’m still laughing so hard…..

    I love
    “I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock”……so true!!!lol

    and hugs &kisses to SS again !!!Both!are! HILAR!!!
    and
    I’m looking forward for the “Detail”-post

    ….from really ALL ANGLES!!!!!
    :-)

    • Blimey, how many angles do you think there are?

      I’m like the idea that the whole vagina thing, was in fact a daft old british joke ! (so I’ve read) and so now makes far more sense.

      i.e. “Doctor I hate vaginas, I’m allergic to vaginas…..it makes my c**k swell and I feel the need to rub it!” :)

      • haha
        i’m jealous of all of you pervies who have the time to lurke at the comments in probably the best moment in the fandom. I can guess the next posts “OMG, Rob had a threesome with the models and there were a whole lot of drugs available at that photoshoot”. this thing will get better and better.

        • we can only hope….

          it’s all highly amusing, and frankly a little bit scary just how crazy some of these people truly are.

          • crazy and judgemental and ignorant and mentally retarded and with no life and living under a rock… how did we end up in this mess? but hey, a couple of other articles like this one, one arty intellectual film, and it will be only Rob and us.
            P.S. I am very sad because i just looked over at Robsessed for my fav. commenter, but she is nowhere to be found, probably in curch praying for Rob’s soul :) Or having a heart-attack.

          • no kidding….

          • minuit@ I second ALL you said! ALL!

          • MP-I LOVE your comment-you’ve hit the nail on the head. I caved and read the article online and it’s pure Rob-IDon’t.Get.the.Fuss.At All.

            That’s it,Rob-a few more shocking(?) interviews like this and another arty film and the crazy, judgmental, ignorant rock dwellers will be gone. And it will be just us (the normal ones) and YOU.

            We’re all you need, Rob.

          • i know, that’s my wildest dream (not really) but the 2 Breaking Down plus RM and BA sex are not helping. To many years ahead of us. We really need more interviews. or the crazies but also for my great delight.

          • and that was “Breakin Dawn” of course. really need to start proofreading one day.

        • hahahahaha

          Which commentator are you talking about?

          • solas. i’m her greatest fan. she is the one who came up with the theory that Rob was traumatised by nudidty and sex when he was a child.:)

          • Brilliant…will have to look her up!

          • plus some others…very entertaining, I’m a big fan as well, better than TV!Somebody over there thought he’s too young for this kind of shoot! GREAT! I love that! :-)

          • too young!!!!! WTF

          • too young!! bwhaha. Oh “poor baby”! bwahahah. that’s my fav. (read most ridiculous) quote from the fandom.

          • So has The Details article effectively killed his career as a teen idol (YEAH!) and launched his career as a real grown up. With the upcoming Remember Me, I do hope so.
            Don’t misunderstand me, I love Rob in any incarnation that I can get ‘im but I always think it is weird when I see him on the cover of Teen/Tween magazines. Taylor Lautner may belong there but Rob?

          • Rob “too young” for this type of shoot? “Poor baby”? Is Rob’s Grandma commenting at Robsessed?

            If this article has killed his “Teen idol” status-good! Rob is a MAN,not a boy.

          • RG – better than tv.
            LMAO

        • I also miss solas. I always read her comments. But i didn’t see her for a couple of months. She is writing a book about a souls and that kind of stuff, so she is prob very busy. And about that theory, Rob said in some interview that he had trauma after his father took him to swimming pool and get naked. So i think he don’t like nudity, maybe becasue he is so shy. And he didn’t feel comfortable in this shoot, he looked embarrassed to me.

          • lilly..I’ll take your comment seriously
            1) She’s there and I really hope she writes a book about HIS soul..
            2) He said that and other stuff, like Brits are not so “free” with nekkidness as spanish guys for example (LA)
            3) He said clearly that he would consider to be naked in films.
            4) He WAS naked under the sheets of Remember ME and that’s was my “goodie” at the end of the Detail Interview.

            5) “Contradiction” is his second name….lol <3

          • i also say stuff like “i’ll be traumatised for life after today’s lunch” and than go back to the same restaurant the next week, or ‘she called me 10000 times”, when it was actually 2 times, …do you get what i’m saying?

            Robgirl, what’s this story with being nekkid in RM under the sheets? don’t belive it.

          • let’s all just pretend i didn’t do ANY spelling mistakes :)

          • minuit@…no….don’t destroy my dreams….now I hate you…and tomorrow….????….lol

        • “This thing will be getting better and better!!!”

          ROB is on the FRONT PAGE of “BILD” today (the most trashiest daily in Germany, 635463500000 million copies or so), …..quoted with his vagina-comment…..NEXT to him a pic with MEGAN.F. !!!
          Isn’t that HILAR???
          oh my….

          • Oh Rob, vaginas aren’t so bad. Maybe you haven’t met the right ones.

          • Dear Rob, please experience at least a few before you make any more sweeping statements. there are several volunteers, right here.
            Love, Me

          • Drsaka and DtD…If the “Bild” put it today on the front cover in huge letters….the “best” has even to come….just sayin! The “Bild” is like “the Sun” in England….in the States I don’t know…but considering that he’s not THAT huge deal here…..!!!
            You can see the cover on robsessed!

          • Really funny choice of picture.

          • Rob on the front page of BILD. Okay…
            That IS weird…

            (I am starting to think that he’s kind of an idiot savant in PR, LOL)

          • Also:

            Just see this as research for tomorrow. Couldn’t wait with posting it. Funny, worth reading:

            http://gawker.com/5471506/can-robert-pattinson-actually-have-a-vagina-allergy

          • oh jeez, Cath, did you read some of the comments????

          • Yeah, cause i was absolute serious. 1)Im not sure about which souls she write about, i was curious and going to mail her, but i did’t want to bother her with my stupid questions, so i didn’t. 2) and when have you seen solas, i’m on robsessed everyday and i didn’t see her for a long time 3)and about nakedness it just my theory, i have many, but it doesn’t have to be wright.

      • I thought he meant he just didn’t want to eat one
        You know like, “I really hate bananas. I’m allergic to bananas.”
        It doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy them some other way

      • OMG! allergic to vaginas causes my cock to swell! LMAO!!! Oh, that is so freakin’ funny! Yep, I think that is closer to the truth than how some interpreted it.

        • It’s such a “Rob” thing to say. He thinks it’s funny how we over analyze everything. He’s just doing his part to keep us all busy.

      • @ RE: MINE MINE MINE-

        Its a good thing you printed the “VAGINA” disclaimer for Robbie.
        I think us YANKS are under the impression that it means he don’t like “girls” (that way).. ahem.. and although that’s no biggie (I could care less if he like girls or not) . it makes a difference to some I fear.

        I’m still laughing at the whole article and the vagina remark though…..

        • Hi Hermes-haven’t seen you here for awhile. You should come back and join in the fun.

    • Blimey….how many angles are there?

      I’m liking the whole idea that the vagina thing was in fact a daft old british joke (or so I’ve read)….it makes more sense. The interviewer just missed out the punch line.

      i.e. Doctor, Doctor, I’m allergic to vaginas they make my c**k swell and I feel I have to rub it! :)

      • Oh, that was a joke? i thought he was allergic to Stew’s Vajayjay literally :)

    • it’s posted twice…..why????? and they are both slightly different….odd, v. odd.

      • haha…thx for teaching me “blimey”..lol..
        the joke exist in german as well!
        I might or might not have read other 5 million explanations…
        See? angles over angles, unbelievable!!!
        Rob…one huge (HOT!) enigma!! :-)

        • You had me at Rob and huge ;)

        • Rob…one huge (HOT) nutcase!!! :)

    • So do I. i was hoping UC & Moon would post Breaking it down ala vanity fair Details Photoshoot today

  2. “Two…when one just isn’t enough.”

    So wrong. But so perfectly right!

    Awesomeness, Singlestrand.

    • Ooops didn’t see you post that up here.

      I have to say – that one has slightly thrown me into a frenzy! I must try to recover myself!!

    • This was my fave, SingleStrand. I can’t resist Rob’s fingers.

  3. That’s the magic word????

    HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS!

    • Love this pic! Let me know if it works Libby!

    • I wonder if Rob uses the word Hotpockets for his safe word during SMN too?!?

  4. They were all totally hilarious and fantastic!

  5. ‘TWO – when one just isn’t enough’

    Win.

    • is filming still going on round your way?

      And if so, did you ever find out if it was in fact Bel Ami they were filming?

      • I’m still not sure – couldn’t check it out on Friday, and I’m chained to my desk today – so busy! I will def have a little look later/tomorrow though and try to find out!

        • Are you down Smithfield end or up Angel end? I cross over St. John’s Street on my way home, but was being v. lazy on Friday and couldn’t be bothered to wonder around …….I’m not a v.good stalker am I! :)

          • Right down Smithfield end – have a looksie, you can’t miss it!

          • Now I know which end, I may have a little peek on my way home tonight ….cheers!

  6. These are great. I’m so looking forward to tomorrows details post. A little (lot) apprehensive, but I NEED someone else to discuss it with in all its jarring glory.

  7. “I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock”

    That is pure genius.
    Thank you so much for that, Robsten4Life.

  8. OMG they’re all hilarious!
    My fav has to be the Anna Kendrick one.

  9. Some hifd Robs hot pockey on my God what are we going to do. Fred Flinstone. Jeez. He looks like a hockey player. Which Fred Flinstone would he make? Bed rock like an earthquake. http://defutebol.net

    • I bet he could, Bobbygee, I bet he could.

      • LMAO!

  10. I.LOVE.ROB.PORN.
    All the entries were awsome.
    Heading over to the forum later today to check out the rest and get some much-needed haha.

    PS – just call me Wilma. Scratch that, make it Wiiiiiiillllllllmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

  11. “That is the taste of an Academy Award nominee” = win! Pure, epic win!

    Am now revising my “what to do if I meet Rob”-strategy to yelling “Hot Pocket! Hot Pocket!”

  12. Okay, I’m kinda new at stalking Rob…I love this site, it makes my day. I have a question… What’s the deal with hot pockets?

    • Hi…and hello…
      Rob loves to eat Hot Pockets!!!
      or in Rob’s words :”I hate Hot Pockets, I’m allergic to them!” lol

      • Oh, v. funny Robgirl….good one! :0

        • Robgirl:: Brilzs!!! I hate Rob, intact I’m alergic to him!!!

      • You’ve figured out his code word, Robgirl! So when he says ‘I’m starving; I really need a Hot Pocket…’

  13. just 3 words: i love robporn!!!

  14. Am I the only one concerned that in Detail Mag that Rob said he was “Allergic to Vagina and didn’t like it”? Please can we blog about it before I am sent to emotional rehab!

    • maybe he just has other sexual preferences with women. joke. just as he joked. ok, i’m out of here.

      • What a pity, I’d like to hear more…
        Dear Rob
        please explain!
        No? You’ve another hungover today?
        Damn! Why did I know it?
        me
        :-)

    • No Lola you aren’t not the only one, I took the article way too seriously too .. It was a bad interview to begin with, plus with ROB being hungover, well.. I don’t see that the two really go together:) I still want to here from UC and Moon , can’t wait to hear their take on it. And the fact that the new Eclipse pictures came out , Totally took my mind out of this Details magazine mess. I’m starting to believe that this RObsession it’s indeed a one way ticket! I guess Bleriana was right after all:) I just can’t snap out of it:) LOL

      BTW, Love all those entries above, I love the ” Bedrock” one, and when two fingers aren’t enough??whatever … They are just great :)

      • My initial reaction was the same…I was like “WTF?” when I read the vagina line. But as I read the article several more times and paid attention to the CONTEXT in which he said it, I realized that like JodieO said, it was just his adorkable, Rob way of saying he was very uncomfortable with having naked women around him on the set all day.

        #1 – The vagina quote is right after the interviewer writes this: “He tried to let go a little bit with the photo shoot accompanying this interview—it wasn’t easy.”

        #2 – Right after the vagina comment he says “But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls.”

        So if you couch the comment in between those two things, I think it is clear that he’s not outing himself as being gay, he’s just saying that is was uncomfortable.

        Plus he talks about in the article how he’s trying to push himself and relinquish control and do thinks he’s maybe not comfortable with. The photoshoot is one of those things.

        I actually think he might kind of like all the controvery swirling around now. He’s never been comfortable or felt deserving of all the adoration he gets so I think he might get a kick out of all this. IMO

        • Context is everything. I think too many people are overlooking the context in this article. Pity. It’s one of the most interesting pieces on Rob I have ever read.

          • Some people don’t know what the word “context” means. I’ve seen the most outrageous interpretations and Rob-bashing over this article.

            I think it’s one of the most honest and real interviews he’s done.

          • 100 x thumbs up!!

          • @D2D and GGGP – I’m seriously concerned about the young people of today. None of my nephews can interpret a situation based on context. Absolutely everything is taken at face value. When I try to explain subtleties or irony or whatever else to them I get nothing but a moment’s blank stare, then “That’s gay.” Which really just makes me want to whack them up the back of the head. Makes me sad. Especially since I totally sound like someone’s 70-year-old spinster auntie.

          • Ironies and subtleties are what I lIke the most & why I <3 LTR!

    • Waiting for the Gay rumour to spread off like fungus in rainy season.
      If he is gay, he’ll be the hottest gaymen I’ve ever like :)
      I won’t even need rehab.

    • I took the ‘allergic to vagina’ think to mean that he was uncomfortable hanging out with two naked women for 12 hours while someone took pictures. I’m sure it sounded hot in theory, but hanging out with naked people isn’t as cool as it seems (outside of sexual situations, that is).

      • Do you often hang out with nekkid people?! :) Tell more :)

        • Not often, but I was an art major in college, which meant nude models. Which is fine so long as it’s quiet and you are just drawing and you are observing line and form. But as soon as you take a break and they come over to peek at your work and chit chat with you it’s suddenly super awkward. And I didn’t even have my head nestled in a naked person’s crotch for photographs like Rob did.

        • JodieO..sounds very logical…thanks!

      • I think so too
        Also , he should be the one naked

        • That is the best idea I have ever heard.

    • See “mine mine mine”‘s comment above – means he spent half of the 12 hour shoot with a boner. And it would have been worse if he hadn’t been hungover! The OPPOSITE of gay!

      And he “had no idea what to say to these girls,” reminded me of RobArt’s inability to talk to scantily clad women – “I have an erection.” ROTFL!

      • LOL… i thought “I have an erection.” line too

    • Am I the only one who doesn’t give a sh*t about the interview?

      Rob was in between a woman’s legs and touching another models naked ass.
      I died right there. And it was a slow exquisite death.

      • ow and I censored sh*t and not *ss. We’re classy pervs on LTR.

        • haha…It’s quite possible that after tomorrow we’ve to censor LTR in Lt* !

          • just like

            * is hot !
            * is seksi !
            * is just * !

            lol

      • i think he should be the one in the bathtub..not naked but wet.that pic would be way hotter

    • Lola – I think he made the comment because he had vaginas in his face for 12 hours. If I had a di*k shoved in my face for 12 hours I wouldn’t want to look at another one either …. ok, bad example, I would love it … but you know what I mean, no way Rob does not like vaginas

      • True!

  15. Fun! UC and Moon, thanks for posting some of the entries! It was a lot of fun last week over on the Forum. Everyone should come join us for our daily giggles and porn.
    P.S. There are usually crotch pics involved… ;)

    • SS…HulkRob+ your comment brillz!<3

      • HULKROB….babhahbahahahahahah

        • the point goes to SS…that was her invention!! too funny!

      • I know right?! I have been infatuated with that pic since that email I sent. I knew I had to think of a HulkRob caption. I want him to rip off his jacket in a fit of rage and eat me, I mean kiss me.

  16. I am looking forward to your post on The Details shoot. I left my house yesterday morning smiling and happy only to return in the evening to find that the object of my innapropriate middle aged crush is a gay racist…?! Imagine my surprise. I usually pick ‘em better.
    After reading endless Rob articles to my hubby over the past year that he rolled his eyes at, finally an article that he actually enjoyed.
    I thought Rob was funny and brilliant but it was a different article than we were used to. Thank goodness. Just my opinion. From reading this weekend I certainly feel in the minority in enjoying a different peak at an interesting person.

    • relax he is neither gay, racist, or politically correct, he just happens to have a good sense of humour.

      • You also forgot to add that he’s a bit of a ‘fruitcake’ and I don’t’ mean that in the gay sense……..

        Basically he’s just British and we Brits are renowned for our distinctly odd sense of humour…I think it’s to do with being an Island Nation. We’re a bit cut off…….

        • what’s a ‘fruitcake’?

          • Someone who is just a tad nuts!

            This is meant in the very best sense of the word! We all love a good fruitcake in my flat, it’s a prerequiste for being invited around! Only the truly insane may enter :)

          • I never doubted the “fruitcake” potential at your house.
            P.S. Is it normal that I thought what he said was normal?

          • By normal do you mean a bit nuts? :)

            I don’t think most of the things he says are particularly normal but then that’s what I really like about him. He’s not normal at all!

            ….vive la différence

          • mine!…Brits are “cut off”….OMG OMG
            …the old “island monkeys” PREJUDICE is “true”?
            I.am.shocked.! :-)
            I <3 u

      • Plus he was hungover at that time
        Cheers

        • Apparently the shoot took place the day after he felt in love with Kate P.! wow…I said it….and now I’m officially part of the most-random-fandom-with no-life- EVA!!! lol

          • who the hell is Kate P?

            Please don’t say you mean Katie Price bwahahahahahahah!

          • mine! Kate Perry… together with him in the little pap-video from December….but it could be Katie Price as well..lol

          • I amaze myself sometimes…..I’m so dumb!!!!!

            But I think I prefer the idea that he’s fallen for Katie Price….NOT!!!!!!

      • I don’t think that he is gay or racist. But I am waiting for the “Rob is gay” announcement on Entertainment Tonight.

        • well most of the silly gossip columns are running with that already and have been since the article hit the internet.
          Have to say there are some v. funny posts from people flipping out about it, or just generally going overboard….Just smile knowingly and all will be fine.

      • MP hear hear! Some people have such a strange ideal of who Rob is…wow. But I do find it interesting there are so many different “angles” on one interview…I personally found it very funny and I love him more for it.

        I dunno, maybe it’s all the years of watching the BBC (especially Kepping Up Apperances lol) that helps me to understand British sense of humor…or living in Canada (we are very tied to England) these past 6 years….I hate Rob very much.

        Dear Rob,
        I don’t like Smarties either, but aren’t they so damn addiciting! Nasty Buggers!
        xo

        • yes, i love him even more after the interview!!!!!!!!
          and he was right when he said most of the fans wouldn’t like him if they met him, because most of the fans are a bunch of ignorant judgemental people who still didn’t figure out how he is.

          • A lot of it sounded like conversations my husband has with our friends…make of that what you will : )

          • MP I think most of the fans are so ingnorant or live in some sort of mistical word where vampires are REAL:: they think he is Edward…the “perfect gentleman”…but alas he is just like the boy next door, only beyond “hot”…..or should I say, he’s so ugly and I hate him?!?

            I’ll go with that

            Dear Rob,
            you are so damn ugly and I hate you!
            Love,
            me
            xo

          • yeah, completely “allergic” to Rob. Rob allergy symptoms include an urgent need of robbing.

          • The pleasure of being robbed!
            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189259/

          • Drsaka….38% not very popular this week…haha

          • ‘I really hate Rob. I’m allergic to Rob.’

            (Just say the opposite of what one means.)

          • RG- yeah its just the title that says it all…. for the LTR women.

          • Reply to dinogrrl…that’s EXACTLY what I thought along with ordering 4 pints, all he needed to add was a packet of mccoys and it’s like any other evening in the pub.

        • hey misty…Smarties with ol’chocolate are not sooo bad..I like them!
          Rob IS what he IS…and I LOVE that!!!
          I’m still on my opinion that he was mostly entertaining himself more and more during that interview…until he had ENOUGH!

          • you know, I think you are right Robgirl…he abruptly got up and said I’m going home..he had enough of her…I think SHE is the one with the WEIRD sense of humor…nice call Robgirl, nice call!

          • Robgirl…I’ve learned that Smarties in the US/Canada are not the same one as those in Europe/UK. Still like M&M’s better though, haha.

          • Cath…I like smarties more, I’m allergic to NUTS! :-)

          • Yeah, but don’t you have the blue packaged ones in Germany? The crunchy kind? Or are their also nuts in there? *runs to store to check on ingredients* OMG, candy is more complicated than I thought. :)

          • Allergic to NUTS, missed that one…ha!
            You’re not allergic to one specific British NUT are you…? LOL.
            Well, there are stranger things to be allergic for…(just ask Rob.) ;-)

          • Cath..I asked HIM..he said he loves nuts (girls), so…we’re IN (or NOT) :-)

          • Yeah, or not, because what if meant the opposite as well when he said that he ‘loved’ nuts. But exactly only really loves loves very normal, boring girls. Then we are screwed..,But you asked him, so I choose to believe you!

            Haha, thinking like Rob is already exhausting me…

          • Hey did u know there’s different kinds of M&M’s? One has nuts and the other doesn’t.

        • Misty, if you’d said ‘nasty LITTLE buggers’ you’d have sounded totally British!

          Please don’t diss the Smarties for real though, or I may just have to torture me some M&Ms.

          • yeah that’s what I was going for….sounding a’lit bit Brit…maybe rob will hate me something good….

            p.s. smarties suck…peaNUT M&Ms Rock my jorts!!! lmfao

          • Hear the peanut M&Ms screaming? Well do ya? What about now?

            & yup, that thumbs down is all my own work &, I think, the first I’ve ever issued here.

    • Dear dinogrrl

      I know I went through the the same emotional rollercoaster ride, remember he’s only 23 years old, and we worship him, we definately expect much more from him, he has never dissapoint us, right? I personally think that we have to remember how we have known him all this time, lets not allow this interview to change his image , because that’s just not him. It’s a shitty interview, I can’t believe it’s actually a woman conducting it?? I feel sorry for the guy because he hates to be asked about his relationship with Kstew, and now he will have something worst to deal with:( Then again, just with one smile and him looking at the camera with that perfect eyef*@ of his … and we’ll be wetting our pantyes like usual:) frankly , I have seen better pictures of him ie: Vanity Fair , I’m not impressed with the Details photoshoot :( The wrong person was naked!

      End of rant.

  17. I so love coming here every morning…no school today, too much snow.

    I LOVE the last one “And Dayum it was good”

    Again thank you laides very much for making a good day even better.

  18. Regarding the Details article. I was fascinated that Rob knows a lot about tropical diseases and his fascination to elephants. It showed that behind those sexy exterior there’s also sexy brain.

    • Did you have some doubts before? He has an eccellent working brain!just sayin…

      • ya, i have my doubt sometimes

      • Esp after NM promotion, he’s a robot there. Now, after Details article I can proudly say that the Rob I fell in love/lust with has return ;)

  19. OMG you know what we should do???????

    remember that video Chris Crocker made about Britney Spears….called “Leave Britney Alone”???

    I double dare UC and MOON to make a “Leave Robert Pattinson Alone” video…..

    • that’s the best idea I’ve heard for an age. You are a genius…..

      God that was soooooooo funny……

      • I remember when it first came out, this video made chris “famous” I learned about this video watching it on the NEWS…UC AND MOON this could be your lucky break!!!!!

        • I thought he was a girl, when I first saw it! But then I’ve been [read supposed] to wear specs since I was six!

          People are just sooooooooooo crazy! God love um…what would life be like without their insanity to cheer us up:)

          I just have to look at that face, I don’t need to turn it on, and I’m in stitches..(I’m laughing like a drain as I type).

    • hahaha….what’s that? Hilar…and the best thing is that on my german version all of sudden appears an advertising banner about how to fight against mouth odor!!!
      AWESOME!
      So we need another campaign? :-)

    • Also, Rob should make his own ‘I’m bothered’ video when’s he’s on Jimmy Fallon.
      (I’m bothered by vavajay’s for example…)

      • hear hear

        “Jimmy Fallons Bothered” By robert pattinson….”I got this new show and it’s shit. I’m bothered.” The End.

      • Some one beat us to it:
        http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/

        • bahahbahabahbahbahbahahahahaha please, please i can’t take this anymore…..bahabahahahahahah…what a loser! I think i wet meself….babhabahbahahahahahahha lmFao!!!!

          • Deep breaths- don’t hurt yourself, Misty!

        • Let’s start a blog named:

          IreallyhateandImallergictoRobertPattinson.blogspot.com

          That’s the only way to Rob’s heart, opposite expression rocks!
          ;-)

        • O.M.G……..that plus the “Bild” cover = too much for me today!!!
          TOO much!!!
          The fandom gave back again!!!
          unbelievable!

      • That would be really awesome!!!!

    • yeeeeeesss, we need that, we’re not getting a second chance every day!!!!! we were all frustrated about the “Respect the Rob” campaign who never turned into a (very embarassing) good “Leave Rob alone”!!!

      • I’m in …perhaps we could let fly to the sky some (1 million) red balloons with some good slogan…
        OMG…it’s really becoming better and better….lol

    • omg mistyyy I thought the same too!!
      But I didn’t have the guts to say it. Out loud…

  20. I’m sorry for spoiling everyone’s fun but when did the opinion change from “I hate the interview. I am rethinking my obsession” to “I love this interview. It makes me love him even more”??
    What brought this on?
    What happened yesterday night while I was on the road??

    • Blerine.

      I still hate the interview, but like I said the other day, my initial reaction was pretty kneejerk…am too deep now in this whole robsession to change my course.
      I can look at it and laugh, even though badly written, Rob is still just the same word vomit lovely that we all like.

      My dislike for the interview springs from the way that it was written and presented, I just don’t think that it showed him in such a great light. That’s just my opinion.

      What he says in the article is still bloody amusing though!

      • and it’s NOT a political forum here…I hope…lol…everybody is free to say his opinion or to change it, my 2 cent

      • Mine, totally agree with you on what you said:

        “My dislike for the interview springs from the way that it was written and presented, I just don’t think that it showed him in such a great light. That’s just my opinion.”

        That’s my thing about it as well. It WAS interesting though, could have been great, but the confusion it still caused means there’s something off.

        I did some research though about the woman who wrote it. Not a journalist, but a SCREEN WRITER…explains A LOT…

        This is my point of view: some writers can be excellent journalists and some journalists can be excellent writers. But not all can do both…
        Just saying…I know that it’s a trend that writers or even other celebrities interview celebrities. A magazine named Interview does that all the time.
        Don’t care much for the trend. Interviewing someone and writing said interview is not that easy. She may or not may not have experience in journalism before, couldn’t find that anywhere…
        But don’t take me too seriously, I’m biased, I look at it with a professional eye as well. And with Rob as the subject, I’m even more critical; not of him, but of the quality.

        It was written like an anecdote, like telling about a conversation you had with an eccentric friend. Parts were okay, parts were really bad. She left open too many questions like I said before. Not good. I just believe that sometimes less is more.

        • I just couldn’t help myself after reading your takes on the interview again. I know, tomorrow…It’s okay though, still have loads more to say…;-) Bad Cath.

          • Wow cath, i never thought to research about the “journalist”..that exaplins alot to me and answers many of my own questions…nice work! I hate you too now! lol

          • Ha! Hate you back! Will save some info about her for tomorrow’s discussion.

          • Hi Cath, TO, someone above referred to his interest in odd diseases. After our postings on Saturday on this interest and the vid you posted, I did some research and I’ve an update on the condition of the Indonesian man in the vid (its in the public domain, so I’m not violating any privacy laws).
            If you want to know- email me.
            skdrsaka6@gmail.com

          • I agree with Cath about the ‘interviewer’.

          • Hey drsaka!

            Totally great! Will do, will do. I felt so sorry for that man when I saw it for the first time 2 years ago.

            (OT: You do know that Rob will be asking you for that date now you’ve posted your email. I think he already bought some carrots, haha. Imagine that. Getting served some old microwaved carrots…;-))

          • That was the plan, Cath!

          • That’s okay drsaka, I think you have to be very obvious with Rob. Otherwise he’ll only get all confused. You know he’s just sitting there in his Bel Ami trailer, reading up on all sort of diseases. You know, to get in a romantic mood for the sexy scenes, haha.

          • in the posts on Saturday, I didn’t say that some of the most horrifying pics that we saw in the med school microbiology class were the result of untreated STDs. This will really get him in the mood now!!!!

            What do you think- should I repost my letter to him from Saturday and increase my chances ?????

        • Yeah, you totally should. And then add the STD info.
          If that doesn’t turn him on, I don’t know what will, haha.

          I now have this very disturbing little movie in my head of him having a scene with one the BA ladies and him writhing around during the more intimate scenes and Rob mumbling all kind of latin names of diseases.

          OMG, Rob, what ARE you doing to me?

          • Honey, exactly what he’s doing to all of us. LOL.

          • Girl, I know, I know…(And it doesn’t make it exactly easier when he shows up in my dreams. Which he totally did tonight. Sigh.)

            Rob’s a real tease. ;-)

          • Cath, I know, mine too for the past week now. Darn those Details pics and yesterday, the pics from Eclipse.

            Just kidding, actually I don’t mind at all :-).

          • Rob must be exhausted starring in all those dreams. I wonder if he ever thinks of that. I hope not. Because that would freak me out were I him. Poor baby!

        • The interview Robbie recently gave (in Detail? Magazine, I believe it was called.. the one where he’s posing with the half nudie chicklets) …is going to get a lot of negative flack because in the interview he said he don’t like Va-Jay Jay.. (vaginas).

          I KNEW IT!.

          (but we all need to lighten up about that).
          Perhaps Robbies trying re”image” himself.. ahem.. whatever.
          Any PR folks out their who wish to comment?

    • Bleriana…too much questions..I have a hungover!and “Rosenmontag” has not yet finished, so I’ll take it as a carnival joke..ok? <3

    • @Bleriana, personally, I wasn’t refering so much as to “I love the interview”…I never said I was rethinking my Robsession either…I was just agreeing with:

      MP:: he has a sense of humor some people just don’t understand

      Robgirl:: He was completely fedup with the interview and entertained himself, then left

      FTR: I will ALWAYS hate Rob and think he is ugly + the interview “questions” were quite strange….but MORE on that tomorrow..I. Am. Done.

      Also, I just hope that all of us can have an opinion, change it a few times, without getting “called” on it….that’s why I love LTR because we can all voice our changing opinions with getting all TammyO.
      I heart LTR girls!

      • misty…you’re a wise girl! It’s all fun and interesting to hear different opinions…otherwise I could “talk” with myself!

        • I mean I hate and I am allergic to LTR girls….i changed my opinion! lol

          • I see you’re doing the Rob as well. Just say the complete opposite of what one means. It’s so 2010. LOL.

          • your HATE is mutual! :-)

          • bhahahahah lmao I need a smoke now

          • I think Rob’s really frustrated at the moment btw…
            You girls know why? There he thought everyone was weirded out by this interview, thinking he turned gay. He worked so hard trying to be all weird and mysterious and such. Thought of the worst thing he could say; came up with Hating vavajay’s. And now he’s reading all of this, realizing that we completely get him. He’s so stressed out by it, he’ll smoke an extra pack today and overdose on the Hot Pockets.

            Stupid Rob,

            Isn’t it great to be intensely hated by all of us?

            Hate you more,

            Cath

          • Rob’s with you on that smoke, ha!

      • misty, where are you living in Canada? i’m watching the skiing at the Olympics Games and going completely nuts (more than the tweens) about it. I’m a ski freak, had to organise an emergency skiing holiday because of that. end of the wierd random post. going back to screaming inside my head.

        • “Going back to screaming inside my head?”

          I’m with RG, wish you’d done the Details interview with Rob, instead.

          BTW, come to Colorado and ski!!!

          lion

          • she should…she should…..and Minuit…I’m watching as well!I love skiing….ahemm…no I hate skiing.. :-)

          • I hate skiing, too, but both of you should visit…anytime.

          • I luvluvluvluvluv u both for what you said about interviewing rob.
            i’d love to come to Colorado, but the French Alpes seem more practical distance-wise for non touristic holidays. But we might do a road trip on the Am. west coast.
            I saw you were looking for draska earlier. I think she was busy with ‘the pleasure of being robbed” (cf her comment).

          • You do the French interview MP and I the Dutch. No conflict of interest there. ;-)

            OT: Is that story about that man in Grenoble being robbed (in the bad way) in his own appartment by his own neighbour girls also in the French news? It was on the news here in Holland. Made me very angry and sad.

            Oh yeah, would you write down your emailaddress? I forget about that everytime!

          • MP-yes I was.

          • hi cath
            yes, it’s everywhere and it’s horrible.
            actually i’m not a journalist.
            my mail is minuit_passe@yahoo.fr
            p.s. my other LTR e-mail friends, sorry for not having answered your mails in ages, trying to get back to you soon.

          • Thanks MP! And never mind that you’re not a journalist. The Details girl isn’t one as well. I think you get Rob better, so why not? Just go for it! Rob loves France as well. So I think he wouldn’t mind doing an interview with you in Paris. I’m wondering if when he’s own publicist you could just ask him himself. In theory that is. Ha! It’s a free profession; French Vogue maybe?

            Your chance is bigger as well, being France a much larger market than my little country. Heine (and other ‘things’) or not. ;-)

          • ha
            i will take you with me. Actually he should know it’ll be good for him to be interviewed by us : we know him, get him and won’t ask Twi questions (nor KStew questions because we don’t want to remember sad things :)); no srsly, i would ask him cool questions. but no, as i said below, Fr. Vogue or Elle don’t care about Rob, they think he’s the new Zac. And that’s what he gets for not having a publicist. Which I would totally do for him. With great dedication.

        • MP I’m in Ontario (the oppsite end of the country to where the Olympics are)…BC is BEAUTIFUL for skiing…I’m a chicken shit myself….but I love me some taboozing (tabagoning + drinking)….I have a few friends in British Columbia right now and they are totaly amazed with how beautiful everything is, etc.

          I hope you had a wonderful skiing holiday…where in France are you? I haven’t to Paris in 3 years….I hate Paris. (oppsite day)..actually I am excitied because we are going to St. martin (the island is half french) and all I can think about are the crossiants…..yum….go get yourself one right now and think of me! lucky b!tch! :)

          • i am having one right now (because you reminded me of deserts b!tch). except that i replaced croissant by macarons because i don’t care about croissants.
            i’m in Paris, and it’s the first year i haven’t been skiing yet because weather was shitty, hence the craziness.
            “taboozing” bwhahaha!!!

          • Taboozing sounds fun!

        • Are you in Canada? Are you skiing in Canada?

          Haven’t been over to Vancouver for about 18mths…..I would move to that city tomorrow if i could…..Love Vancouver, Vancouver Island and the Brewery on Granville Island.

          Also love skiing, but I am seriously crap at it! :)

        • ignore post, you are obviously in Paris, and I am obviously stupid!

          • hahaha
            were you speaking to me?
            are you back from the pub?

  21. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE???? make sure there is a curtain you have to hold up, wear eyeliner., some how pocket edward needs to make an apperance and a Hot Pocket……come girls I triple dare you!

  22. ohhh this is the 4th month anniversary of my Robsession and look what’ve learned ..he is gay?
    nooo i can’t handle it .so probably i should find another guy to go gaga
    i even considered to get a cake to celebrate it poor me:)

    laides it seems u just can’t stay away from the discussionn eventhough Moon&UC says wait for it

    • your discussion point is so true, but I’m sure there is enough to discuss tomorrow again? Like somebody (tooOldforthis or TOO…sorry I cannot remember) said the other day…a goldmine!

      • yep Robgirl i’m sure we can go a month with pics and interwiev.i just couldn’t stop myself yesterday. i actually enjoy it.
        i’m so bored or being so glutton but i want some new bel ami pics

        • I’m like misty, I HATE new pics! :-)

          • Hate…..bahahahah I hate so much lmfao…omg I got to start my laundry, and I LOVE doing my laundry!!! ifyouknowwhatImean

          • I can’t stand to see his ugly mug one more time!

        • Gosh what is wrong with me i like ugly racist gays

  23. Where is Drsaka and TLG?

    • I’m here.

    • Hi ML- sorry, that was a bit rude above. How are you?

      • Drsaka,

        No, you were great. I’m lurking today and selfishly wanted to pull you in just to hear your thoughts.

        I’m glad UC & Moon held off a bit on posting about the Details interview, until tomorrow…I needed time to digest, but nothing has changed for me except that I like him more. Jenny Lumet…not so much.

        • I agree and I’ll hold off until tomorrow.

        • lion.. I love your self-control! Please send something over…<3

          • It won’t help you, Sweetie.

            lol

  24. SingleStrand you are genius. And I am not just saying that because I love you. You have found the only explanations of the two most bizarre Rob photos and they are hilarious.

    Lindelle, also genius. I love that Tom is the one getting him to take his jacket off.

    Excellent way to start a Monday!

    • Aww thanks bb. I miss you. And I only just saw you a week ago!
      We need Remember Me plans for Chicago. Hopefully I’m not puking every morning by then.
      Finally, I’m on it with the Teen ff. I’ve got several options for her. I’ll email you.

  25. Hahahahaha I love the one with Anna..can’t get any better than that~!!!

  26. Apart from Twi-ku the pics with captions are my absolutely favourite thing. Make more.

    Pssst – it’s me, beakerj, back with my new twidentity. Like it? I’m too identifiable as beakerj & as abs has an actual photo of the real me as her avatar I figured it was time to sort (or maybe jort) myself out.

  27. These are great! I always get a kick from Rob licking Anna’s face. Somehow I wish I was her!

    And about the Details interview, I forgot most of it already. I’m just so ga-ga over the new photos from Eclipse! It made my Valentines day so much more exciting! Squee!

    Dear Rob,

    I love you and will always will. Through thick and thin, I’ll be around.

    I appreciate your honesty and self-deprecating humor. It what makes you so unique and so desirable(of course the physical aspect helps a lot too!).

    Love,
    Sb

    • LMAO honi…I MISSED you a lot in our little discussion….I’ll love him as well ….”through thick and thin”…hopefully you didn’t mean his weight??? :-)

      • Oh my thick and thin comment, well that’s an expression which basically means I’ll always be here no matter what, whatever happens. And that’s just me being sappy and hormonal today. lol

        • However, I do sincerely hope he doesn’t end up like Kevin Federline.

          • SB, Rob and KFed in the same sentence…Oh my poor inner eye…

            But Rob says he is a compulsive eater after all…And still he smokes so much. If he’d ever stop smoking, I am a little bit scared for him…

            *shudders and thinks of tracksuits*

          • LMAO!<3

    • SB, totally with you on the part of wishing to be Anna in that pic.
      *Have to stop thinking about Rob’s tongue NOW*

      • Cath oh no please by all means, indulge yourself my dear! Don’t stop thinking of Rob’s tongue. lol

  28. this is a repost from Saturday with additions encouraged by Cath – wait, its just for fun. its in response to Rob’s apparent interest in odd infectious diseases.
    Susiecueablelovesrob would like to join as well.

    Dear Rob,
    If you’re lurking and really really want to discuss odd infectious diseases and odder still medical conditions, I’m your girl (I like the sound of that last phrase). Filariasis discussion? No problem. Additionally, there is a lot to talk about with undiagnosed STD’s. This may be of special interest to you, since the era of ‘Bel Ami’ was rife with these and considering a recent comment of yours.

    I was going to cite more examples of gross fungal, bacterial, viral and parasitic infections here, but the LTR ladies may not like it.

    So call me and we’ll discuss-
    Yours in microbiology,
    drsaka

    So what do you think, LTR ladies, will I get a call??
    Before this, very unlikely, and after this, approaching affinity unlikely.
    Damn, I’ve blown whatever tiny chance I had! :0

    • No, I really honestly think that you’re now somewhat on top of the list of his dreamgirls. Well, all LTR girlies are, but you’re getting bonuspoints for this…

      Wait; I’ve got an idea. Forget about leaverobpattinsonalone.
      Bring on: http://www.drsakatalksallkindofinfections.com
      Open a comments section there and I’m sure he’ll SO be there.
      Lurking at first, but he’ll come around. Research only ofcourse, haha.

      But first try it here. I think I’ll start researching elephants then. And talking about them a little round these parts. (I’ve really have something to say about Rob’s elephant story, but I’ll wait till tomorrow. Oh, sweet tomorrow…)

      • I’ve have to get that site up and running immediately. Besides Rob, just imagine-shudder- the questions and posters I’d get-

        • We think alike. LOL.

      • Haha, it’s turned in to an actual link. Clicked on it, but Firefox can’t find it.
        Kind of dissapointed now, Rob sure will be. (Sorry Rob, just invented it site, it’s not real)

        • I’ll have to register it now-

          • Do it!

    • Make sure to stock up on Hotpockets and Heineken and I’m sure he’ll definitely give you a ring! He’ll come over too!

      Are you really in microbiology? Cool. I was gonna be but I switched majors. But I’ve always been interested in those weird parasitic and bacterial stuff.

      • Hi SB- I’m in immunology but I had to take a lot of micro.

        • Ladies, I really chose the wrong profession…
          There I am being a journalist, and and a screen writer interviews him…

          Hmmm, I am thinking about immigrating to the UK/US because I don’t think any Dutch publication ever interviewed him.

          But maybe I should publish a book, get it translated in English and get Rob to star in a movie adaptation. And then interview him about it. That’s it. I see no other way. Will start typing now. Any ideas?
          ;-)

          • But hey, if a Dutch publication has never interviewed him then you can make a case for doing it. I’m sure that his agent wants global coverage for him. Look into it-

          • Yeah, but then they I’d have to sneak my way into something like the Dutch edition of Glamour or Elle. Hmmm…
            I’ve hopefully still got some years ahead of me. It’s going to be my ten year plan. I should wait a little. Because I’m afraid I’ll have to retire after that. Ain’t nothing gonna top that.
            And I’m going to need a BIG room where all you ladies can hide during the interview, haha. And then party afterwards. LOL.

            Anyway; Rob’s No1 on my dream interview list. Bono’s a close No2. We all need something to dream about, don’t we?

          • cath, you’re right to wait, for the moment he’s mostly doing garbage press in Europe, probably apart from UK, where he can judge for himself. but then, people at Glamour are 20 smth

          • Dream the dream, Cath or as Bono says, ‘Dream out loud’.

            ‘And I’m going to need a BIG room where all you ladies can hide during the interview’- it would have to be a gigantic room.

          • haha…or the dumpster

          • MP- now I have an image of a bunch of us popping out of a dumpster-like container and probably scaring the bejezsus out of him.

  29. because of my reply earlier… Ignore me. I do.

    No but srsly my head is aching to the point where its not funny and I am throwing up the whole time… Feel really f*** bad so just… Ignore me.

    love,
    b

    • What’s the matter girl??? Are you really sick?
      Feel better soon! Sleep does wonders! I know it’s hard, but shut down the computer and go to bed!

    • feel better soon bleriana
      nothing wrong with u, i remember u liked the interview but maybe just mixed forums cuz as u know there is no one who worries about his “teen idol” image
      we’r making fun with that as usual. get better and join us

    • Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon. I’m not feeling so great myself.

      Sending some virtual chicken soup your way!

  30. drsaka – I think he might really like that, the grosser the better – and yes you are def. his kinda girl!!!!

    • Susiecueablelovesrob- you can help moderate the site!

  31. Rob does seem like the type to buy Bobby’s cd, just because he’s a good guy.

    • Was that your little “anticipation-teaser” for tomorrow??? :-)

  32. ha ha ha love the two fingers. i know we’ve all wondered what his piano fingers could do.

    like…i bet he’s great at hailing a cab lol.

  33. Um the 2 fingers…never got past that one. good lord. I need smelling salts or something.

  34. Rob + binnie = WIN!!

  35. “When One just isnt enough”
    Win! Oh the dirty thoughts at that exact moment I read it. Classic!

  36. Dear Moon & UC;

    Just a quick post Valentine day smoochie to you two fab WOMEN!..

    I think I can speak for most of us here when we say we LOVE ya!.. you keep us laughing and that’s the best kinda love to share…

    Laughing/joking about Rob Pattinson and his bromance buddies …. is priceless. :))

    I hope Robbie reads LTR so he can lighten up some.. So he doesnt take himself too seriously.. (one hopes)… oye veh!

    LTR is ALL shizzalicious! (like my new made up word for the week?) feel free to use it. :))
    -xoxo H

  37. [...] It’s President’s Day that means time to feature some Rob porn Valentine’s contest… Dear LTR-ers, To go with the Valentine’s Day contests we ran on LTT/LTR we also hosted a contest on the forum for [...] [...]

  38. Those are great I love the
    “Beanie check,
    RayBans check,
    Now noone will recognise me.”
    I bet he only wishes we werent that obsessed.No wait I dont even think you have to be obsessed to realise that is Robert.lol
    Hmmm I have something good to dream about now since its well 10:13 here….mmm Robert Pattinson PORN!!!!!!!!!!lol

  39. [...] {image from Letter To Rob} [...]

  40. how do you change your picture thing on here?


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