Posted by: UC | January 20, 2010

Rob I’m sick. Come take care of me

Dear Rob,

Do you know how crazy you’ve made me? I seem to have come down with some sort of flu (yes, I just had pneumonia- I’m a mess!) and so I spent yesterday in the Emergency Room on some IV fluids to strengthen my weak body. As I was lying in the room with a needle poking my arm (um, ouch. Remind me to never have something more serious. I can’t handle pain) I was thinking of you. No no, not really about you- your attractiveness, your word vomiting adorkableness, and where the H you’ve been- although if I had, That would be Normal, but I was thinking about how I had to write a letter to you today and how even if I was feeling 100% I have NOTHING to say because you’re completely and utterly MIA and how that’s not fair because how am I supposed to write a blog about you when there’s nothing to say? Then I realized I probably shouldn’t care and should focus instead on how to make that fluid in the bag move faster (I may have considered puncturing a hole in it) so that I could get the needle out of me PRONTO.

Anyway, I came up with a little ditty to show how utterly ridiculous I am committed I am to you:

I, UnintendedChoice, take you, Robert Pattinson, to be my obsessive hobby, constantly on my mind, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward. In the presence of Moon, your mom and Dick and my family and friends, I offer you my solemn vow to faithfully blog about you in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow, like when a needle full of IV fluid is trying to kill me. I promise to blog about you unconditionally, even when you disappear and there’s nothing to say, to support you in your goals, even if they’re lame and involve questionable movie projects, to honor and respect you but not your choices in women, to laugh at with you and cry for with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live.

That’s committment,
UnintendedChoice

Follow the jump for some special RobPorn from PinkPixieChick, Robsten4life and JodieO and Zeph

Thanks girls! And thanks to Moon. If you ever get sick, I got your back. Just not as much as I would have Rob’s back if he were sick. Cuz, well, you understand…..

Thanks to PinkPixieChick, Robsten4life and JodieO and Zeph for making this awesome porn. They have a gift, wouldn’t you agree?! Wanna thank these ladies, leave a comment and if you’re into FanFic go check out PixieChicks story!

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  1. Awww… Hope you’ll gett better soon UC!! If I was over in the US I would bring you some chicken soup or smth…

    Now THIS is commitment!!! I wouldn’t be able to do this being really sick…

    Anyhow I am off to read yesterday’s post cause I missed it…

  2. hmmm….UC is sick….and Rob is missing…? This just doesn’t add up. I think UC has kidnapped Rob and thrown him in a hole in her basement…probably threw him a tub of lotion to rub on himself. As we speak, UC is walking around showing of her tuck. Speak the truth!!! No more lies!

  3. Got all inspired by the baseball gif of Mrs P.
    A friend just mailed me this one:

    • Really funny and yet so disturbing. Gil can bring the bitchface.

    • LOL! That’s hilarious! You know when the camera was panning, I was like “are these Rob’s legs?” I’ve never seen this before, where is this from? I know Gil, that scene was from Twilight.

      • SB, It’s from Little Ashes, the one in which he plays Salvador Dali aka The Tuck movie… I just saw it again yesterday. That scene cracks me up every time as well. I hope you can get your hands on the movie if you haven’t seen it yet, he’s really good in it…(And no, he doesn’t wear that outfit all the time, although they make him wear quite some awful wigs…;-))

        • Cath – ok thanks I haven’t seen that movie, that’s why. :-( I should I really should. I hate that outfit on him but it’s worth watching anything Rob is in just so I could see him.

          • Yeah, that’s one crazy outfit, but l have to be honest, I’d love to see him work a red carpet in THOSE boots, wearing THAT hat…haha…Imagine some of the headlines after that:

            ‘Twilight star has nervous breakdown: thinks he is Salvador Dali’

            Oh so wrong, I know…but also hilarious…

          • Cath – Hahahah!!!! Yeah well he is a method actor remember? He said so himself :-).

            You know what’s hot? That outfit he had in the deleted Vanity Fair scene. Granted he was much younger back then but he was so gorgeous! Still is and will always be.

            Goodnight! Sleep tight~!

    • That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. See what we have to resort to, to entertain ourselves, Rob, when you don’t appear?

      • Thanks The Old One, and don’t you worry, Rob draught will be over by this Friday…And for such a great cause too.

    • Oh my. Puffy shirt guy called and he wants his puffy shirt back.

  4. aww feel better UC, although sick you’re still entertaining as ever!

  5. Feel better soon, UC!

    Ladies, the Robporn today was brilliant. Poor Rob can’t even cough up a lung without the paps catching it. Love the captions!

  6. Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by letter2twilight: #UC is sick (sad panda) but Rob sends her some get well porn http://bit.ly/68XOHj so take 2 and call us in the morning…

  7. Feel better, UC!

    I quite like your commitment statement. I may have to ‘borrow’ it and change it slightly so I can commit to him as well. And quickly, I might add, before my family decides to commit me first!

    I’m used to needles – I give blood platelets nearly once a month & they’ve just changed it so Donors can give them every 15 days. I get to spend about 2 hours in a comfy recliner, usually watching Twilight, because, really, what better movie to watch when one is shedding excess red blood cells? ;-)
    Since I can give more frequently now, I may start bringing other Robmovies to watch – I think How To Be & Haunted Airman would help keep my blood pressure nice and strong, too!

    Once you feel better, let us know how Rob’s ‘bedside manner’ is, ok? That is, after you’ve been better at least a week & can’t fake it anymore!

  8. I live for Robporn!!! Thanks PinkPixieChick, Robsten4life and JodieO and Zeph!!! Hope you feel better UC!!! :)

  9. oh babe… get well soon UC…

  10. Aww… Hope you get better soon UC.


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