Cause it was inevitable! There was really nothong else we could do than hit it with a good ol “One picture, Two takes.”
Take one – Moon
Please remain calm, break the “in case of emergency” glass case holding the brown paper sack provided with your LTR/LTT membership and breathe deeply! Those heart palpitations and that feeling of light-headedness should start to dissipate as you view this picture.
We’ve also called in the suicide prevention teamed used in the Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears outing of 2001 to help us learn to cope with our emotions. Trust me they’re good!
Loves a good forgone conclusion,
Take two – UC
I want to take some time today to formally apologize to you on behalf of the entire LTT/LTR family. You were right all this time. Rob & Kristen have been making love to Luther Vandross in front of the dying embers of a fire while reading each other passages from the Song of Solomon all this time. You were completely justified in calling some of our readers
foul smelling mouthed c@nt[s]
And you’re right. We COULD all stand to lose 5-10 lbs. I mean, I had a McDonald’s breakfast sammy this morning to celebrate our 5,000th follower on Twitter PLUS I had Chipotle for dinner. What would Rob think? What would Kristen think? I’ve been living my life thinking I could get Rob someday. But Rob would never go for someone like me- someone who eats high calories meals from fast food restaurant chains and doesn’t remember if Song of Solomon comes after Ecclesiastes or before the book of Isaiah. You were just trying to help. All that time and then we banned you- you were just trying to show us the way. The way of Robsten. Robsten is the way, the truth and life… THE LIFE. Robsten is the Life. I have seen the light. Hallelujah. Amen
*Don’t know who the HALE TammyO is? Ohhh you missed a good time. She popped up at the end of the summer and unleashed her hateful comments on the Letters community. So she forced us to ban her. Which is hilarious. Cuz who could get banned from LTR? TammyO can! Here is one of my favorite comments of hers:
now kindly go to the gates of hale..your daddy lucifer is waiting to let you in you evil f@ck
We’re also prettttty sure she has a real lesbian crush on Kristen.