I like big brows and I cannot lie
Dear Rob-
Remember that letter I wrote to you like a month ago when I told you you should take a few weeks off and disappear out of the spotlight? I’m so glad you took my advice! Buuuuuttttt now that no one has seen hide nor hair of you in days upon days I might have to retract that letter cause we’re kinda dying for news from you. Sure, we drooled like fools over those THUMBNAIL images from last week and loved the one tweet from David Slade about you being on set, but really what could you be doing all this time?! We know you’re getting all method with Kristen and doing the Bella/Edward thing but can that really take up 24 hrs of your day? What else could you possibly be up to? Since I am a loser love making lists, I compiled some ideas of things that could be filling your time and besides “getting into character” (ahem) the only other thing I could come up with is grooming your eyebrows. I mean those things are like wild beasts. I’ll even loan you my lion taming whip if you need ant extra help with those bad boys. Yes, I own a whip, but you knew that already.
Thinking about your eyebrows got me to thinking about the Twilight DVD commentary and how you said “never trust a man who plucks his eyebrows” well sir, I’m here to say (from experience) “never trust a man with a unibrow.” Truth!
I gotta say I’ve never been a big ol eyebrows kinda gal but lately it seems like there are tons of folks rockin the caterpillars and doing it well. So I decided to compile a list of some other folks working the brows so you can see what you have to look forward too.
Follow the cut to enjoy some eyebrows
01. YOU! duh!
02. Sandy Cohen, AKA Peter Gallagher
The maker of the best bagel and smear and keeper of the brows. If these brows can take in a delinquent kid from Chino than we should all grow ours out. If you’re lucky Rob, maybe one day you can star in a movie about teenage ballerinas that Oxygen plays on repeat.
03. Chase Crawford
Well it’s good to know that if you ever open your eyes and change your mind about Ashley, she digs some serious man brow action.
04. Zac Efron
Too bad his brows couldn’t do the ‘blue steel’ his face is pulling. Just think if you had auditioned for Disney you could have been singing and dancing with a basketball in a high school. And thank god that didn’t happen since we know about your dancing skills.
05. Tom Selleck – Magnum P. Brow
I’m praying he has Jorts on and nothing else. Please God! So does having big brows mean you’re gonna have a man rug on your chest too?! You better invest in some electrolysis, just in case.
06. Dawson Leery… I mean James Van Der Beek
Obviously his brows are crying because Joey left his ass for Pacey. You would never scrunch your brows up for KStew.
07. One of the JoBros
Taylor Swift, you’re way better off girl!
Camilla Belle
Equal opportunity yall
Any brows we missed?
Themoonisdown
PS Thanks Brooke for the brow idea!
It’s UC’s turn to get sappy and introspective over at Letters to Twilight today
Groom your brows over at the forum!
*edit courtesy of j9necessary and robsten4life there is a VIDEO of the brows that i missed! man they have a video for EVERYTHING now! what’s next? im not sure i wanna know
ps wtf is this song?!
So funny I had to blog about your blog.
<3
By: Irish TwiFans on August 27, 2009
at 5:28 pm
Camilla Bella eye brows are weird. They are strange indeed. Great pics. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
By: bobbygee on August 27, 2009
at 5:42 pm
Haha, funny. Mmmm, along with Rob, I love me some Chace Crawford
Haha and Kendall is right, Ed Westwick has some thick ones going on. So does Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter)
By: Rachel on August 27, 2009
at 5:49 pm
Latest news from David Slade’s tweets:
“Is that Rob is filiming the scene from the meadow with Kstewie, and David’s sources tell him that they talk about “getting married”, they roll around a little, and they agree on a “wedding date”
Did’ent rob used to ask random women to marry him when he used to get loaded? or wasnt that like his special little “pick up line”? ..
Oye Veh!!! the guys running outta orginal material.-Also, evidently he’s got like a lot of body guards around him this time, so as not to repeat what happen when he was filming in NYC over the summer.
This bodyguard business is too much . f-ing unbeleivable, here he was an unknown 14 mos ago to this fuckery.
By: Hermes on August 27, 2009
at 6:25 pm
He doesn’t need bodygaurds! He only needs ONE of us! Preferabley me.
By: Katie S on August 27, 2009
at 9:24 pm
I know, I find the bodyguard business very depressing. And prior to Remember Me
you never saw pics of Rob frowning or looking pissed. It’s sad that he can’t walk around unmolested.
I want smiling, happy unknown Rob back.
By: dazzledtodeath on August 27, 2009
at 10:38 pm
HAHAHA!! eyebrows.. soo true too! he’s got them intense ones, but i think they look sexy on him. it balances out his entire face.
and i agree above.. kevin richardson had some serious eyebrow action goin on at one point
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/BackStr_JS88039052-754312.jpg
By: hunnieb on August 27, 2009
at 6:36 pm
LOL! I love that you’ve posted my video on here! That makes me so happy!
By: AngiRichi on August 27, 2009
at 7:00 pm
great vid! we love it!
By: unintendedchoice on August 27, 2009
at 8:14 pm
I’m glad you do! It’s awesome to actually see it posted outside of YouTube. I was beginning to think nobody paid attention to my videos.
By: AngiRichi on August 27, 2009
at 10:24 pm
P.S. The song is “Caterpillar Eyebrows” by Inventing Eve.
By: AngiRichi on August 27, 2009
at 7:01 pm
IS THIS ANOTHER SONG BY AMAN-DUH THAT YOU TRIED TO SNEAK IN?? YOU KNOW WE COULDNT STAND TO WATCH ANOTHER “MUSIC VIDEO” BY HER SO YOU PLANTED IT DISCREETLY IN THE BACKGROUND?
By: JanuaryMorning on August 27, 2009
at 8:15 pm
I grew my own eyebrows out to feel closer to Rob.
True story.
(Not really. I’m just lazy. But I DO have that Andy Rooney fetish…)
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/60-minutes/photos/100005/4
By: Oedipal Art on August 27, 2009
at 8:28 pm
My man has him some caterpillars, and I love ‘em. Occasionally there’s a stray however that Must. Be. Plucked. argh!
My fav browlicious lady (in support of the ‘equal opportunity’ bit of this post) has to be Mrs Orlando Bloom, the cutie Miranda Kerr:
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/QGn3gD5a51J/Victoria+Secret+Model+Miranda+Kerr+Launches/CSN_F4jLb8-/Miranda+KerrM
While not quite as bombastic as Camilla’s, she’s still rockin’ it brow school. Word, y’all!
By: cledbo on August 27, 2009
at 9:20 pm
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/brooke-shields/brooke-shields-20080309-386821.jpg
She started the “Heavy” brow look!
By: swansong on August 27, 2009
at 10:02 pm
LOTN?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 12:31 am
Hi Jenny! Got your email. You always make me laugh!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 12:54 am
Hi EyeC! Awe thanks.
I’m glad you got it, I forgot to send it the other day like I said I would.
So are you all packed and ready to go?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:03 am
I’m still working on it. Things are piled all over the place. I always take more books than I can possibly read.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:04 am
Yeah, me too. I also do that with shoes. And clothes. And toiletries. So basically everything. I fail at life.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:11 am
LOL It’s easy to just keep adding things because you might just need them!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:13 am
too many books just not possible
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:16 am
Exactly.
And yet somehow I always wearing the same stuff over again, instead of the other 3/4 of the bag of crap I take.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:17 am
That sentence was all over the place. I think I’m losing my sanity. Or what little left of it there is to lose.
I can’t even tell if I’m making sense anymore.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:19 am
L, I know. Like too much fun, what’s that mean?
I got it Jenny. Like I really enjoy lugging around my closet and bookshelves!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:28 am
Hi!
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:02 am
Hi EP! What have you been up to?
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:05 am
Not much, getting ready to go to London. Bought shoes today, I know exciting.
How are you?
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:06 am
Shoes are good. lol
I just took a short nap so I could stay awake long enough to get the suitcase packed.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:12 am
Shoes are very good.
I hate packing!
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:13 am
Me too. The worst part of a trip–well maybe the 7 hour drive, too.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:17 am
7 hours isn’t so bad. At least when you drive 7 hours you’re out of the state. That’s like Dallas. I guess if you go east or south you’d be out of the state here too.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:19 am
That’s right. You’re used to driving distances. We’ve taken this trip so many times we could do it in our sleep–sometimes we have!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:22 am
Live in Texas 24 years and you get used to it. I’ve made a few trips nearly in my sleep too.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:25 am
warning, warning, warning, Lizzie may or may not be just back from a teacm lkunch and may or may not be little but happy
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:16 am
Yay for happy! This should be good.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:17 am
What was on the menu?
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:18 am
with the alcohol we had some greek food, lamb was delish
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:34 am
before i foegt cuase it is likely i will, have a great time E, will miss you
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:17 am
I plan to have a relaxing time doing the same things I always do there. It’s nice to be missed.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:20 am
Oh and hello evertybpody
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:19 am
Hello and thanks for the warning.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:20 am
seemed only fair to giovbe warning
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:41 am
Also, why do you have thumbs down after almost everything you say?
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:21 am
Wow Lizzie, why is Rob hating everything you say today? That’s just crazy!
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:20 am
Get out of my brain, bff.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:22 am
Gee, who knew Rob was so opinionated about Lizzie’s life?
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:25 am
I gave her a thumbs up, to balance.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:30 am
just my being talented i guess, at least Rob cares, whatever
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:33 am
That’s what friends are for. lol
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:34 am
thanks guys, i really did think rob would high approve pof my slightly inevbriated state, ort maybe he disapproves that i am not completely inebriated. oh at least he careds
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:36 am
Yeah, I’m sure he would care. That’s his area of expertise.
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 1:38 am
Wow, that might be a new typo record for you Lizzie.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 1:38 am
typing bets of time as you know problematic, when drunk really bad combo, i was trying to be careful too cause i knew would be bad
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:42 am
i read somewhere tht other day that none of the three were happy wanderinga round vancouver anymore which is why we haven’t seen any of them, i was thinking fair wnough rob adn kristen, and seriosuly i was like i wouldn’t have thought it was such a big issue for ashley, espo since she is out and about a bit, it took me like 10 mins before i remembered about tay tay, and he was considered the other main character, i know i am not a jake fan but even i was impressed with myself being able to totally blank him out
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 1:40 am
Poor Taylor. I bet he’s a sad panda that he isn’t being creeped on by you.
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 1:46 am
exacrtly, i am sure he cares big time, hallelujah moment, that explains who was giving me thumbs down earlier
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 2:03 am
That would explain it.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 2:05 am
sorry tay you jusy don’t do it for me
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 2:05 am
Okay ladies, I need to sleep.
EyeC, I hope you have a wonderful time at the cabin! I’ll miss you. Safe travels. <3
Sweet dreams, ladies.
Oh, and Lizzie, here's hoping you don't have a headache later!
By: Jenny-meiss on August 28, 2009
at 2:15 am
I’m out too, night all.
By: ErPattz on August 28, 2009
at 2:16 am
sorry was distracted there for a few, if you are still around nighty night.
E, have a fab time and look forward to catching uo when youa re back
catch you later, I am off to top up with a few more drnks….
By: Lizzie on August 28, 2009
at 2:21 am
Will do Lizzie. Have a good night!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 2:24 am
OK. Thanks. I’ll talk to you when I’m back. Sweet dreams.
And EP, you’ll be gone–already in London before I get back. I just realized this! Have a safe trip over there and try to keep in touch ’cause we’ll miss you here in the States. Hope all goes well with the new flatmates. Hope you like the teaching. We need updates so we can follow you around wishing we were there too. Best of experiences to you!
By: EyeC on August 28, 2009
at 2:23 am
I think I just pissed myself.
By: SassyPants on August 28, 2009
at 2:38 pm
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at 8:16 pm
Zachary Quinto!
By: melodious10 on August 29, 2009
at 2:32 am
Chris Noth!
*swoon*
he was the only good thing about sex and the city.
By: cledbo on August 29, 2009
at 5:34 am