Posted by: themoonisdown | July 28, 2009

Living Single in a Rob Kind of World: Robsten, Nonsten, I don’t give a crapsten?

Dear Rob-

I recently gathered together a group of single ladies to talk about all things Twilight in a little series I’m calling “Living Single in a Twilight Kind of World” and of course any conversation involving Twilight naturally devolves into a conversation about YOU! And what would single ladies talk about other than who you may or may not be banging! Of course in particular we discussed Kristen and whether you were in fact together or not, if we really cared and why. I think you’ll find it interesting that a portion of us didn’t really care who you were with as long as the fantasy wasn’t ruined and still others thought if you did end up with KStew that might really change how they think of you. Interesting, no?

So I know you would have much rather been here in person for the single ladies chat but you were busy so I interviewed them alone… next time you can be the one asking the questions and we’ll try to put two sentences together and come up with an answer for you. “Yes, no, to get to the other side, 1.772…”

Yea yea we don’t want to know the square root of pi…
Themoonisdown

Some single ladies discuss Robsten, Nonsten and I could care lesssten…

robsten

Robsten Lives?

Moon: what do we think about the brouhaha that is ROBSTEN??
janetrigs: Nonstein
freya: BAH! FUCKERY. NONSTEN.
janetrigs: Fuckery and Nonstein
Brooke: i’m don’t give a flying fucksten
freya: I refuse to even look at your picture, Moon.
Marta: Hahahaha, NONSTEN
Marta: i think they’re cute, but i’m not obsessive about if they’re together
Calli: we all know i love the Robsten

Follow the cut to listen to more single lady goodness

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Bong me please!

Everyone just wants to get BONGED
Moon:Now it seems to me there is a larger group of Robsten-ers who happen to be married why do you think marrieds (not you calli) want to believe in Robsten so much?
freya: They want Rob and Kristen to be Edward and Bella.
janetrigs: Exactly, making the story come to life
Brooke: i just don’t understand why people have to declare themselves one way or another
Brooke: sorry nonstens, he boned her hard (ps, why do i keep staying boned?)
freya: The idea IS romantic. But to force it is not right. And not respectful of either of them.
janetrigs: Fuck, I don’t care itf he’s gay as gay can be, he’ hot, and don’t care if he’s banged KStew, but I would still blow him behind the dumpster
Calli: but i only love Robsten bc i think they actually have something going on. if i didn’t really think they had something going on… i wouldn’t care.
freya: Brooke wants to get BONED.
Brooke: i do hard. Multiple time
freya: REPEATEDLY
Brooke: from behind
Moon: but bonging and being together are two different things
Moon: I mean BONING not BONGING!
freya: Maybe Brooke wants to get Bonged, too, I don’t know.
Marta: that should be our new word for it. it’s covert
Brooke: i do want to get bonged
Moon: bong me please rob

Moon: So Nonstens, why not kristen then? If not her than who instead?
freya: Me, instead, of course.
Moon: BESIDES US
freya: Whatever. Take the fun out of it, Moon.
janetrigs: Brookie I think they Bonged to, but who cares? I don’t want the story to be true, cause it ruins my sexual fantasies
Moon: TRUTH JANET. I think thats a lot of it for most people. Nonstens i mean
Brooke: smoke a little doobie with robbie and then bone
janetrigs: Again, don’t care who it is, I just want to bong him myself

Don’t mess with my fantasy. Stay in your room and read books. No BONGING!
freya: If not with us then no one. I want to believe that he’s reading esoteric, poncy books, waiting for the right woman to come along, saving up his sperm for the magic moment.
janetrigs: He’s MINE
Moon: yea sometimes I like to think no one too but is that plausible? On the other hand really WHO is he meeting that we dont know about, ya know? If he pees it’s on Twitter in 2 seconds
freya: Honestly, I don’t care who he’s bonging, as long as it’s discreet and the fantasy stays intact.
Moon: ok so he’s a nun if he’s not with us, is that what I’m hearing?

Janet has a one track mind

Drunk Rob is a flirting machine

Drunk Rob is a flirting machine

janetrigs: Okay, or I want to get him drunk and “Smoke ciggs with him behind the dumpster”
Moon: HAHAHAHA I’ll smoke his cigg
janetrigs: EXACTLY
Calli: i love rob
Brooke: LMAO calli
Moon: from the SINGLE standpoint do you think they can really be “just friends.” Cause I’ve said it up and down that they could be just friends, cause i have those relationships…
janetrigs: Moon, they could be friends with benefits, or he’s bonging Kellan cause who wouldn’t want to?
Calli: is it weird that i sorta want to be friends with him too?
Marta: NO

Hooking up? You come here often?

Brooke: okay, lets talk about the fact that he’s fucking someone
Marta: they definitely hooked up in some way
freya: I think they’ve hooked up. LTR has convinced me.
Moon: HAHAHAHA, using our power for evil apparently!
Brooke: there’s no way that boy is not getting ass almost every other day
PROOF!
Moon: damn how do i get in on that?!
freya: Wait in line…
Marta: not sure about that
Calli: i really don’t think he gets ass every day
Moon: i dont think so either Calli
Brooke: i said every other day!
Calli: i just can’t picture him making the moves
Marta: me neither
Moon: i really think he might be very isolated. Which also makes me sad
freya: I honestly think he’s like a scared little hermit crab. All the crazies have kept him from getting ass.

Myello there

Myello there

Marta: especially when he’s filming. Unless a friends visiting. Or filming the Twi
Brooke: he doesn’t make the moves. The girls make the moves on him
Calli right and i don’t think he likes it
janetrigs: Nooo, he mos def has no game unless he’s drunk, hence why DRUNK ROB is the best rob
Marta: give us a pic Janet! hahaha go to your archive!
Moon: how about this pic? (to the left)
Brooke: that picture just killed me… brb searching for batteries
freya: DAMN–that picture! I just had to put on some Kings of Leon to get me in to the correct mindset.
Marta: that would make me think less of him. i have to say
Calli: i don’t think he wanders out of his social circles much
Marta: i want to believe he’s not like that, but with all the stuff around him, prolly not
janetrigs: I don’t think he’s ever been a game player unless the chick flirts with him first, he doesn’t have that confidence
Calli: and i don’t think he’s got much of a circle in NYC
Brooke: no, i don’t either, but I’m sure we don’t see everything
Calli: i’d believe that he was doing lines of coke everynight before i believed he was manwhoring every night

Bodyguard: Hey Rob, how bout this girl? She good enough for tonight?

Bodyguard: Hey Rob, how bout this girl? She good enough for tonight?

janetrigs: I think that he now probably has peeps that go get his bitches for him though
Moon: The bodyguard sends some over
janetrigs: He just sits back and waits
Calli: i think he sits in corners and counts the number of matches in a box
janetrigs: Or tiles in the ceilings. Or # of shots to give him to get him to be drunk rob
calli: then when he’s done that he makes itty bitty lists of what books he wants to read
Brooke: I’m back, rob works his magic quickly…actually with reading LTR everyday, I’m pretty much on the verge at any given moment.

So friends, enjoy your Tuesdays and let us know what you think, married, single, in a relationship SPEAK OUT!

Play us out…


Special Thanks to this weeks single ladies: Marta, Janet, Calli, Brooke, Chelsea and Freya!

Head over to Letters to Twilight to read about UC’s prayers for the New Moon script
Discuss Robsten/Nonsten at the Forum in the Twi Rumors topics


Responses

  1. All I know is this:
    When we find out who Rob is bonging, I hope it turns out to be someone with a big @$$. It’ll really make me feel better about my chances.

  2. Girls…I think he is absolutely in love with Kristen…but not sure if the feelings are mutual. Neither of them treat or relate to other people in public, they way they do each other. Think what you will but I have never seen two poeple act the way they do, who did not want to be together.
    He is just not the whore-monger type. I think he reads, plays music, drinks for entertainment and I think he does it mainly alone unless he is in London and even then he is just a loner. He has said it himself and so have the people who know him well. He does not really seem to be unhappy with his life but I am sure there are times when he is lonely. This is just my opinoin.

  3. LISTEN ALL…

    i didn’t say too much in this one. why? becuase I AM KRISTEN STEWART. and i NOM NOM on the ROB.

    hehe.

    • HOLY SHIZZ!! You RULE!

      PS leave some Bobby for the rest of us in ATL later in Aug

  4. I think it all has been said, but for what it’s worth….

    I am very happily married to a wonderful man for 9 years (together 12). He actually encourages my Rob addictions, cause, well, *ahem* he is getting LOTS of benefit from it. When I say LOTS, I mean OH MY GOD!!! Ya, Rob has been a major aphrodisiac in my household.

    I also have just been told that I am a cougar, although I do not think so and am a little offended by it. I am 13 *faints* years older than Rob. I have never lusted after a celebrity like this or a guy so young. Makes me feel very dirty and freakn old.

    I think Rob has been pretty holed up and not actively out trolling for ass. My hubby is a retired NFL player and so he/I have some experience with the groupie thing. My hubby in high school/college/pros was always the big stud on campus. All the girls wanted a piece of him just because he played football. And he was stalked daily. That made him even more paranoid about girls/relationships and their intentions. Did you know that players are warned than to flush their used condoms (or take them with them) cause the groupies actually will try an scavenge any sperm still swimming in the condom? Yes, very gross. But that is life for them. Trust no one.

    Now, take that time 10000X and you have that poor Rob is going through. Yes, he is a young, horny (I would imagine) guy but with all the crap surrounding him, I would not be surprised at all if he preferred to keep it amongst friends. There are guys that prefer that to the groupies. Guys that need more of a relationship beyond just sex. I know cause I married one.

    With that all said, I think there is something between him and Kristen. It is none of my business but I can’t help it! At CC, ya they were awkward. I think its because Scummitt told them no interaction. Just based on what people have said on here, I understand why. In my opinion, looks like those two had some fun, you could see them texting back and forth and other, secretive communication. I think they hit it hard, good for them if they did!

    I am TeamWhateverMakesRobHappy. Seriously. I could give a fuck who he is with as long as he is getting some and is happy. Ya, I am not the biggest fan of KStew, but if she makes him happy, then great.

    Oh, the best part about my hubby? He is so confident with himself and our relationship (as he should be – trust me) that hubby has flat out told me to “hit that” or “bong” Rob if the chance came up. It never will, but just nice knowing that if it did, I am good to go. 

  5. i would:

    bAng
    bEng
    bIng
    bOng
    bUng
    and occasionally
    bYng

    ROB. why? becuase they all sound like delicious fun.

    • Everything but the bUng for me. I’ve heard that’s unholy. : )

  6. “Did you know that players are warned than to flush their used condoms (or take them with them) cause the groupies actually will try an scavenge any sperm still swimming in the condom? Yes, very gross. But that is life for them. Trust no one. ”

    Yeah that’s so gross!

    As far as Rob’s concerned, I imagine there’s hundreds (maybe thousands) of girls wanting to be his baby mama, LOL!

  7. I HATE This Pattinson Guy .. I don’t See What’s so special About him.. Seriously I don’t see what’s so Fucking Special about him .. If he wasn’t FUCKWARD Cullen .. No one would Give a Shit !

    • Ahem, I loved him when he was Cedric.
      Also, interesting use of Capitalization.

      • lmao

    • If you can’t see why we like him… why are you reading a post about him in a blog that’s dedicated entirely to him?

    • You’re right, ROB Sucks (my bottom lip as we make out…behind the dumpster)

      • Good one Janet!

      • YUM nom nom nom

  8. Crapsten here. Whatever is/isn’t going on between those two is irrelevant (at least that is what I keep reminding myself when I feel the pangs of jealousy at the idea of Rob with ANYONE). I just don’t want the movies getting ruined (or ruined worse, per LTT today) if things ended up turning sour between Rob and KStew.

    As much as I would love for Rob to save himself for me (hah!), the idea that he has no game in NYC (or anywhere) is just wrong. I hope he isn’t hooking up with skanks, but I also hope that “RightHandbert” isn’t his only source of action. Please, someone, hit that! Don’t make me stake out the various dumpsters of NYC, people.

    • “Please, someone, hit that!”

      Okay, fiiiiiiine. I’ll do it.

    • Okay, I’ll take one for the team!

  9. “Please, someone, hit that!”

    Okay, fiiiiiiine. I’ll do it.

    That gave me an idea!!!

    Perhaps we should put together a list for Rob, pre-screened for fangirls, fame-whores, underage bitches, those with STD’s. Oh, and it would include a confidentiality agreement. I am sure this list would cover all 50 states and most countries in the world. That way, when he is in town and looking for a piece, his just makes a call and boom! One of us shows up, rocks his world, and everyone walks away happy.

    Seriously. We need this list. I volunteer to be “on call.”

    • Put my name on his “in town and looking for a piece” list! Ha Ha Love this!

    • Srsly, all he has to do is flash the bat signal and I am so there.

      • *rolls on floor* bat signal, eh? Thats funny shit right there!!

        But, seriously, you have a valid point. Rob needs a signal. What could it be? hmmmm….

        (BTW – as I am typing this, the internet radio station I am listening has played Kings of Leon and one of the Twilight soundtrack songs back-to-back. I think thats a sign that we are on thr right track with the list/signal thing

  10. I’ll say that I don’t deny the possibility of Rob having already bonged Stewie. Hell, the whole Twilight cast probably had freaking orgies every night during filming, they are all verra close – ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyoudo!

    As for Robsten, I don’t think it exists – Awkwardsten lives though! Stewie looks at Rob likes he’s her annoying older brother. I just can’t stand the rumors and the dissecting of every damn photo of the two of them together.

    I’d much rather Rob be with his true love TomStu. I think he’ll always go back to his English rose. ;)

    Either way, I don’t care who Rob is bonging. I just want him to be happy. Poor boy seems lonely and needs some lovin. I’ll be happy to oblige and will fight Janet for him behind the dumpster.

  11. Don’t care, but don’t think they’re together either. I just think they’re really not anything like, and that she’s not what he’s looking for. I don’t mean that in an offensive way, I just don’t think they’re like-minded people. So it’s comical to me that some people actually BELIEVE they’re together.

    Sure, maybe there’s a little bit of mutual attraction there, but just because you’re attracted to a friend doesn’t mean you want to date them, and doesn’t mean that you will be compatible.

    My two cents. Now Rob…find a gf already so that we at least know that you’re gettin some ;)

  12. One of the neat things about this site; I’ve always thought is that UC and Moon are very cool and we all get cheeky about the whole Rob obsession thing. We have fun here, and make fun of our obsession.

    We are not part of the crazy/scary rabid fan sites where folks are so very serious about Rob… (yoiks!) that we can’t have fun, voice alternate opinions or even thoughts without someone having a “cow” about it all…. especially the whole false Robsten thing, which is a PR/marketing ploy.. but I digress…

    I think if Rob met us, he would love us for our cheekyness and for sure would engage in “Dumpster Bonging” with us (frequently and furiously).

    However, I think for the moment its more TomStu than Kstew… but whatever.

    …re: Dumpster Bonging – (LOL-good one!) you need to put this in the “Urban Dictionary” pronto!

  13. Hey am a nut doctor (psychiatrist) and would like to section all of you HA HA HA we all belong to the nut house to be discussing this. this blog is hilarious thnx to the moonisdown and co
    I also belong to the group who find Kstew sometimes cold and dry and sometimes alright. wouldn’t care less if Rob is bonging her, bonged or will bong her in future. BUT what i do care about is his happiness – don’t ask me. Unfortunately he seems to me like one who lives up to his ‘Mr Clive Handjob’ name rather find himself ass – Hope his close relations are helping him find regulars – at least umm I would for my brother…
    Nonetheless – i don’t want to offend anyone but am a serious person by nature and can’t speak ass language but loove reading them so i’ll say whatever i have to in my own boringnonewittylanguage, you get me?
    Rob – I am sure he fantasises like all of us, but is currently a lone heart b/c of media hype – if he had the chance he would conduct a groupie but no fat chance. On the other hand he seems like non-manwhore. likes comfort zone, is waiting for one woman to make his whole existence tick like a time bomb, meanwhile seems a little infatuated with some woman (could be Kstew) doesn’t have the guts or rather is too proud to open up to that person. I don’t wanna sound like a freaky who analyses his every move through videos but I was taken aback by the way he spoke about love – Edwardian love of course – during comic con interviews. like someone hungry for it – and i don’t mean bonging. Funny thing i actually expected a level headed Rob but got a Rob whose thoughts were romantically twisted by ‘Edward’, paranoid about everything K’stew was upto and then the exchange:
    Rob – ‘ when y’re in love, you elevate a person and think you aint good enough for them’
    Kstew – ‘they think they aint good enough for each other’
    Rob – ‘But Bella knows how to handle such stuff and Edward is just an idiot’

    I don’t know – maybe am alone in this one – but Rob seemed to have left the interview at some point…..and was in his own world
    y’ know what i think? they haven’t bonged, would love to bong or at least be a couple, but they both have no guts or are too proud to initiate it. and that the infatuation will be short lived b/c who would ever want to tag at that mullet while bonging? its scary! just ask Michael why he turned his back on her

    • No, I’m not a freak analyzing videos. It’s called watching TMZ on TV. They show exactly what the celeb is doing. So no analysis needed. LMAO Plus, that was last year when he was in LA being stalked by the paps. I guess you are one of the few who don’t watch TMZ. Because even celebs watch TMZ. It’s the shit.

      Kris is cold and dry, but we don’t know how she is around Rob when they are alone. Rob and her have hung out since before Twilight even started. Look at
      the old MTV videos of them on the set.

      Rob is a normal 23 year old guy. There is no way he is just sitting at home
      knitting all the time. He is not a HEwhore, but he is getting and has gotten
      some from somebody at some point. Yes, he said he had a crush on Kris,
      but Kris had a boyfriend. So him waiting on Kris to break up with Oregano
      would be kind of silly. There were girls last year all over the place wanting
      him. So no way was he waiting for her last year or this year.

      I loved what he was saying also about love. And it did seem like he was
      in his own world. At first I thought that was the reason why Kris interrupted
      him. Like he was talking about their love or his feeling about falling in love
      with her. Like he said before in the Variety interview”I’m a dick, don’t like me”.

      • Plus it’s called “having a good memory”. My mind still works good enough to
        remember faces and places.ROTFLMAO

        SMOOCHES

        • HI! I’m a freak who loves TMZ, cause again, TMZ ROCKS!! just sayin

  14. I just don’t see how people see them as brother and sister. He has said he has a crush on her over and over again and called her” breath takingly beautiful”. And the footsie in the back seat didn’t look platonic to me. Everytime he describes what he’s attracted to he ends up describing kristen to the T. I love kristen and her acting, but when he says “she’s the best actress of her generation” IMO he’s wearing love colored glasses. If they aren’t together I think there is still feelings between the two.

  15. Robsten is Nonsten. I love u guys , ya make me wanna write poetry.
    I would bone him in the air, I would bone him anywhere. I would blow him in the car, I do blow him from afar. In my ear and in my rear.
    And now I must go to my room…
    No, really,if he hooks up with the wrong girl, I might just make me crazier than I already am.
    I think KStew is gross.
    Who’s taking bets on Camilla B. since she and Jonas broke up???

    • RE: Camilla B.

      First thing I thought when I saw she and middle Jonas broke up…now she and Rob can be more than “just friends”. I like her. When she smiles it’s with her whole face. Does that make sense?

    • Camilla dated TomStu……. why would he date his best man’s ex?
      You people are weird.

      • Ooo. I didn’t know that. Yikes.

  16. Oh, and remember, Rob is paranoid about alot of things. I don’t think he has that much sexual experience. (Which of course is why he needs a cougar, like me). He said before Twilight that he couldn’t even get a date. Now, with all this attention, he is bound to question the motives of everyone, especially any woman that suddenly wants to get close to him since Twilight.
    He was really paranoid that night he asked the papparazzi “who told you I was here/” Thats just a wee bit paranoid, don’t ya think?

    • I’ve said this plenty times before, but I really think Rob just exaggerates stuff. We should take what he says with a grain of salt… I mean he’s in the public eye, just because he doesn’t seem to censor himself and is pretty candid doesn’t mean he’s stupid and is going to give anything of his personal life away. Maybe he says some truths, but they may not be complete truths. And rightfully so… we don’t need to know his business unless we’re a close friend or something… which sadly I’m not :P

      • I concur Sarah. He is a normal guy. He does exaggerate in quite a few interviews. He even admitted that he is NOT a SAINT in one interview.
        See I think there are a number of fans who have not seen some of the
        main interviews of Rob. They read and watch a few of his interviews and
        think he is ONLY this shy guy who is a loner. Yes he can be. But even
        Nikki said he is complicated. He goes out to bars and drinks and hangs out
        with his friends. But he can stay home to read or watch movies as he has
        said. He is just like anybody else. We are not one demensional and neither
        is he.

  17. I thought I’ll break my silence and make a comment. Firstly you guys are funny as! I’m happy to read that I’m not the only psycho fan out there that don’t want them together. What would he see in her? She’s a plain actress and terribly annoying. Sorry girls. I definitely don’t see them together long term wise so while they’re filming maybe there isn’t much hope of the none Robsten fan! Like someone said on here, I’ll be really put off.

  18. I adore that this is THE controversial topic in the Robiverse! No other post brings out the rabid like Robsten. I hope to inspire such controversy when I get Rob behind a dumpster, and people speculate whether I am good enough, smart enough and pretty enough for Rob. And whether RobYa or FreyBert should be our nickname.

  19. UC /Moon; you gotta register “Dumpster Bonging” in the Urban Dictionary. (LMAO).

    Yeah, I think because were all kinda cheeky here, Robbie would engage in dumpster bonging with us cuz were too cool to pass up. just his type.

    • someone fill me in because i must have blacked out on where did this whole “dumpster” reference got started……

  20. I belong in this community, I likewise rather Rob be gay than boning KStew. She does not deserve his hotness, nuff said

  21. Ok, here we go:
    I’m a single (divorced) “older” woman (I hate the term cougar), and of course I always say that I would love to get a hold of Rob even for just one night. So, on one hand, I’d want to teach him all the good stuff he probably doesn’t know yet (and have a hell of a great time doing it)Tell him I’m doing this for his own good so he can go out into the world alot more knowledgable and educated about sex and women (like that one?lol) and like Janetrigs, would LOVE the opportunity to get him behind a dumpster and service the Robsickle(yes I said that) Yes I’d even sign a privacy agreement or whatever because whatever happened I believe should remain private and between him and I (God, I wish !!)
    But, on the other hand, I think that Rob is entitled to his privacy, and whether or not he’s bonging KStew is their business and no one else’s. Even though I think she’s much too immature for our boy. But Rob should be respected for his own choices in life. He makes us all very happy each day, works very hard in his acting,always wants to please his fans,gives us all very sexy man-candy to look at,and is so adorkable and loving. He deserves to get whatever he wants.
    So, Rob dear, if you ever come to Philly, I’ll find you, f**k you, and send you back to KStew or whoever, and let you realize what you’ll miss when you leave !!!!! (omg, I don’t believe I just said that! Oh, well, just telling the truth, ain’t gonna lie !!!!

    So Robbie boy, just enjoy yourself and have fun, because we’re not on this earth forever, lif’es short, have a blast !!!!!

  22. I’m all for Robsten because they are so flirty with each other. They give us a reason to be pro-Robsten. If they didn’t, I wouldn’t care. I’m not out there promoting Kellan and Nikki….

    I agree about Rob not having that much game. Drunk Rob probably has game. He’s too shy sober to approach a girl himself and he’s too overwhelmed by fans that are all over him.

  23. I hate it that I don’t get to respond until the evening after everyone’s already had their say…damn work!

    I’m a Nonsten because I’ve never like KStew. I’ve seen her acting and interviews before Twilight and thought…GAWD how horrible and I’m not a Twilight crazy so Edward and Bella don’t mean shit to me. However, I am so totally Robsessed. (He’s interviews did me in)

    Do I think Rob “hit” that?..most definitely! But I think it was like others said, “One night, it felt right”!

    Do I care if they are together? Well the “Realistic MBA Graduate” in me says “No as long as they are happy” (frankly because I don’t stand a chance in HELL) BUT the “Robsessed Ho” in me says “Shut up b*tch. You know you would go ape shit if that was true”. I have this argument often with myself. Usually the “Fantasizing Crazy Lady” shows up and I go off to bang Rob somehow, somewhere..Oh hell anywhere, anyway. (I have multiples..can you tell?) They didn’t show up until Rob did…that man makes me all kind of crazy.

    • I kind of love your face!! hahahhaha Oh and MBA Grad meet, me, JD grad. We rock our Crazy Lady selves out at LTR!

  24. HA HA…I said “I have multiples”…that could be taken a couple of different ways LMAO. I meant multiple personalities!

  25. “from the SINGLE standpoint do you think they can really be “just friends.” ”

    As Chris Rock once said, “A “friend” to a woman is just a dick in a glass box. Break in case of emergency.”

  26. You ladies are hilarious!!!
    “I don’t care if he’s gay as gay can be, he’ hot, and don’t care if he’s banged KStew,”
    I’m an I Could Care-lesten. I just want Rob for me, but I know the chances of that are slim to none!
    Though I have a hard time seeing him as some manwhore when the guy is as awkward as can be. Not sayin the ladies won’t approach him, but still.

  27. I am sooo freaking tired of reading now….but I made it to the end. You all rock….Rob loves me and I know you’re jealous, but find me on the Twitter if you’d like to Rob one out. (that’s gross, but I said it!) Janetrigs is me on the twitter (I’m crazy creative, with my screen names). LATERZ

    • Yup, I went there. I gave you a thumbs down, and I own it. Rob does not love you. He loves me. And to prove it he’s going to show up on Saturday night at his pal Sam’s show in Dallas and take me and my three kids away to live happily ever after.

      • Alright, you’re right. You sound F*ckhawt. But perhaps a shared arrangement could be negotiated

    • Hey Janetrigs..found you on Twitter..sent a request to follow.

      • KEWL!

    • Ditto…sent request to follow you on Twitter.

  28. K wow. Great post, as always. But the comments! Iiiish!!
    I am Nonsten. NOT because I hate the K, nor that I don’t want them to be together (I just don’t want it to eff up any future movies). If they want to get together and adopt 40 babies.. go for it. But, I will continue to say no proof, no truth. Also, I think it is fun to ship any OTHER possibilities that he could be “bonging”. Does that mean I am delusional? (I hope not), but being snarky is fun. So, bring on RobStud, Robanna, Robanie etc. Just so long as he is gettin’ some (hello what 23 year old isn’t?) and/or is happy… I will say… ‘Fine by me’ (last statement must be said “Ross” style from Friends). *snark*

  29. why would anyone be happy with Robsten being together? One side is Rob is getting a shag the other with a girl who can’t even smile for a scene and will dump his arse faster than he can say C section! Geez… lol warp sense of humour.

  30. I am totally for Nonsten until I saw the BRACELETS!! They both came back from CC wearing those black laces tied to their wrists! That HAS to mean something! Now I’m dying to know!!!

    • apparently nikki reed and tomstu have been pictured w/ the same bracelets
      does that me they’re having a four-way???

  31. LOTN?

    • Hi Nat. How’s it going?

      • Good, Ee. How are you? How has your day been?

        EXCITED FANGIRL SQUEAL.

        My Hey Marseilles CD arrived today. Yay. Yay. Yay.

        • Things are good here. Are you feeling better? “Every day in every way…”

          Tell me again about Hey Marseilles.

          • Not feeling better, Ee, really. Same same.

            My HEY MARSEILLES CD arrived in post today and I am beyond excited. It’s so BRILLIANT.

            But that isn’t what you meant. Hey Marseilles are an indie band from Seattle. Beautiful, beautiful music. Suspect that their lyricist is a metaphorical genius. The way that the lead singer enunciates and paces the lyrics is very spec, too. Oooh, oooh, ooh. So what your FF has given me?!

            I will heart you for this! <3

            :d

          • I’ll be checking them out later. I listened to your Leah Flanagan Band and I love her voice. I couldn’t find Seasons though. Several others on her MySpace page. Couldn’t find them on iTunes either.

          • Wait! YOU <3 ???

          • No, Leah Flanagan band don’t have Seasons on their MySpace, which is pretty fucking stupid because it’s the best song on the album. It is on I-Tunes Australia. She’s up and coming – probably not big enough to be on I-Tunes US. Very small following at this stage, but I adore her voice.

            If you want, I can burn you a CD.

          • Yes. Ee, I hearted you.
            Don’t tell Jenny. She’ll laugh her arse off.

  32. Can’t we just call him up and ask who he is banging,bonging porking or suckin? So, I can get some sleep?

    • Now THAT is a very practical solution, InviteMeIn! It would save me all the ‘did he or didn’t he?’ and ‘do they or don’t they?’. I would just like to KNOW so I can make peace with it. Got his number?

      • It’s up there with the ‘will you make out with me’ girl at the NYC airport.

        Yep, he’s totally gonna make out with some random girl who has waited for him an airport.

        • Of course he won’t but somewhere in this fantasyland of my mind I would so love to give him a squeeze.

          • A squeeze?!?!?!?

            Gold, Ee, *gold*!!!

          • *bows*

          • A squeeze of what exactly?
            Some of your FF moves rubbing off on you?

          • Dear Rob,

            It’s me, Ee.
            I crashed a car when thinking about you.
            The least you could do is let me cop a squeeze.
            Whaddya think?

            Ee.

          • You write them better than I do!

          • The squeeze could be interpreted in many different ways. Indeed. For sure the fanfic is rubbing off!

          • I can totally write you a ‘Rob, let me feel you up’ letter!
            That one is just a warm up.

          • On second thought, maybe I’d better be my own spokesperson when dealing with Rob….

  33. So what *exactly* were you planning to squeeze, Ee??!

    • I’ll squeeze what ever I can get my hands on, I;m not fussy.

      • Of *course* you would, Lizzie.

      • Never said I was fussy either L! Just showing a little respect ’cause I’m so sure he’s reading this blog everyday! LOL

  34. Hey gals! (and Nat don’t think I missed your <3 I saw it! LOL)

    How was everyone's day?

  35. My comment didn’t show up :(

    Hey gals! (Nat I saw your <3)

    I'm pretty sure that's the gist if what it said….

  36. Quick pop in to say:
    a) hi
    b) NO, NO, NO, bring back Rachelle LeFevre immediately summit
    c) Summit yiou suck
    d) Yesterday I saw a truck with Unicorn Plumbing on it
    e) FF has a lot to answer for
    f) Where is the HL5 update you keep promising me Nat
    g) At least mr Horrible did update.

    • Hi Lizzie!
      I’m missing Rachelle news.
      ?
      LOL
      Yes it does!
      Yeah, Nat! I keep checking.
      I know. Haven’t read it yet.

  37. Hey ladies!

    • hey hey hey back at ya fn.

    • Back atcha lady!

  38. I’m irritated b/c I tried to post 2 comments before that one and they were both much more clever (IMO)!!

    • Your computer or WP?

      • WP which means they’ll pop up tomorrow and I’ll look like a dummy. lol

        • no can’t say I have seen them today FN, lol.

  39. Apparently after NM Rachelle will be replaced with Bryce Dallas Howard due to “scheduling” issues. NOT HAPPY, I <3 Rachelle

    • Wow. I bet Rachelle is sad about that. Just when she gets to the best part for her! I love Bryce and she can do it as well as look the part but sad panda face for Rachelle.

      • I know, i just hate it when a good lead character gets changed midfranchise, esp when it would have been her “big” moment, big sad panda face for Rachelle and us as I really think she always went out of her way tobe accommodating to fans as well.

        • WTF?
          For real?
          They are replacing Rachelle?
          That is SO CRAP.
          No, Summit, NO!

          • major crappola

          • The biggest crappola of all. Makes NO SENSE!

            Why would you let go of one of your biggest stars over ‘scheduling conflicts’?

            It would be like… Star Wars, with someone different as… Princess Leia or something.

          • I am with you Nat

          • It’s just completely fucked and left field.
            WHY WHY WHY?
            If I was an entertainment journalist, I’d be thinking there is a story there.

    • That’s not cool. I don’t think I’ve seen this Bryce person you’re speaking of…must google ASAP. lol

      • Got it! I think she’ll work. lol

        • she’ll work OK, she just won’t be Rachelle, I’m being whiny and pathetic i know.

          • No, not being pathetic and whiny at all.

            Stupid Summit should be trying to negotiate her out of the other film. They have the power, you’d think. Unless it’s Rachelle’s decision.

          • I assumed it was Rachelle’s choice. She could be in a new TV series ir something that is major for her career. She’s a great gal.

          • I don’t think you’re being whiny. I would rather see Rachelle too. She would FINALLY be able to have some scenes and then they do this. lol

          • I know, Nuggety, taking the character *that* far to when it finally gets good, and then… you’re completely fucked over like that.

            Maybe she didn’t want to die her hair again. Damn that Loreal.

          • Fell in love with Rachelle when used to watch ‘What About Brian’. Was devo when that show was cancelled. Had serious case of hair envy.

      • Bryce is Ron “Opie” Howard’s daughter. She was in M. Night Shamalon’s (?) The Village and The Lady in the Water. I’m sure other things as well. Good actress.

        • I never knew that was her dad. But I read that she was in Spiderman 3 and I remembered her. And I saw The Village too.

  40. Since it didn’t show up twice…here it goes:

    Nat I saw you <3!

    and that's all I really remember from it other than hello. lol

  41. Clearly there is a conspiracy against me commenting on Nat’s heart…..Nat, what are you up to??? I’m VERY suspicious! lol

    • she better be out making sure HL5 is being updated or else…

      • I know, right?!? lol

        • Priorities, you two.
          When I know that HL5 has updated, you’ll know, too.
          I spend nearly as much time on the Twilighted forum discussing that thing as I do here.

  42. Lizzie, HL5 is being beta-d. I thought it would be up today. I am BEGGING FOR IT!.

    Nuggety, should have know that my heart would not have gone amiss by you. Blah.

    • Yes, you should have. It’s okay, I don’t expect to see it very often, I’m just glad I got to witness it. :)

      • Nobody else was around. I thought it could be my secret with Ee.

  43. He must sneak em in the back door, do em and toss em out. I heard he likes strippers, bang away big boy, just keep that thing clean, wear a coat…not the dumster coat ( a little penis raincoat). And a bag over your head so they don’t know it’s you.

    • Poor Rob. Can’t get by with anything nowdays.

    • and don’t get caught in the car – mug shots are so unattractive, just ask Hugh Grant.

      • GOLD!, Lizzie, GOLD!

        Wonder how a behind-the-dumpster mug shot would look?

        Clearly he’d have more taste than Divine Brown, yes?

        • one would hope, but then again you’d have thought so would Hugh…

          • Well, he was with Liz at the told – and there is a definition of frozen peas if I’ve ever seen one.

            I would have done Hugh for free – that boy so didn’t need to pay.

          • agree. Rob BTW that is also a standing offer to you, anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

          • She has FF skills and is willing to use them, Rob.
            Never underestimate the educational value of FF.
            I refer you specifically to The Office, Seattle Nights.

          • LMAO Nat!

          • And there are a couple of chapters of Library Rendevous – especially the actual Library Rendevous – that I would recommend that you read, Rob, before she unleashes on you.

  44. I think it sucks that they are replacing Rachelle, I hope they don’t start fucking this whole thing up. Although, Bryce is a really good actress and has a great presence to bring to the role. Just amazing how everybody suddenly wants to be a part of this little nothing story, money talks and celebs are attention whores!

    • They fucked it up by hiring that Spade director.
      His ‘views’ on the film leave a lot to be desired.

      And yes, thing I liked about the Twilight soundtrack was that it was full of unknowns, giving them a chance to be on a soundtrack.

      Now the big names are coming out and you think WTF. Losers.

      • I am worried about Spade too, Eclipse is my fav of the books and the movie most likely to be fucked up (typical), it will still make gazillions, but think it will have an impact for BD movie, given the fandom is divided on the book (haters behind me to the left) if Eclipse is hideous, i think BD may be the least successful of the franchise, if i eat my words and Eclipse is sensational all the ambivilent on the fencers will def go see BD, but if crappy they def won’t.

        • I’m concerned that all the movies aren’t going to fit together well enough. I can already tell TW and NM have totally different vibes. Does that make any sense?

          • yep I agree, although i was taking the view that the franchise was “maturing” ie getting better, LOL!

          • Yes, it makes sense. But the books also have a different feel to them (TW & NM). Let’s hope that all the movies aren’t disjointed as a whole. Still nervous about Spade. Maybe I should check out his work.

          • Yes. Quality is the difference.
            No fucking weird camera angles, for starters.

        • If you look at the Star Wars trilogy – and by all means, LETS!! – ESB, the second movie, is clearly the best. SW itself has that same kind of clunky awkwardness as Twilight, trying to establish a ‘new world’ with a low budget and nobody really knowing WTF is going on. ESB is brilliant, a character driven piece with good direction. ROTJ is good, but not great, ruined by the teddy bears and a focus on action over character. You can see Eclipse going that way.

          Don’t really care about BD and whether it succeeds or fails. The whole thing is such a schmazzole it doesn’t bare thinking about. Can you imagine watching half that shit on screen? Gah. No way. I’ll need a labotomy afterwards to recover. Also think that NW is the ‘peak’ of the Twi-cult, and that it will peeter out a bit with BD.

          • good analogy and on the money Nat

          • and yes Renesmee is so the equivilent of the stupid freakin teddy bear things

          • Fucking Ewoks. Fucking half vampire/half human children.
            Ruining good stories.

          • And good honeymoons ;) LOL

          • Touche, Nuggety!

            *gold*

            Imagine how freaking hot that honeymoon could have been if they’d dealt with Edward’s man-thing in a sensible manner?

            Seriously. He can’t French Kiss her because his vampire venom might kill her, but he doesn’t think of the risks of his little taddies going for a swim? INCREDULOUS!!!

  45. Has anybody heard anything about whether they are planning to offer BD to Chris Weitz? I’m still feeling very nervous about this Ec director but so far NM is looking like a winner and the cast seems to like him a lot.

    • I haven’t heard anything. Do you know if they decided to make BD 2 movies?? I heard they were discussing it, but never heard if they came to a conclusion.

      • Haven’t heard either way.

    • NM looks so awesome. It’s my favourite book, so I’m glad it’ll be the best one.

      BD – I hope they offer it to him. He seems like a perfect fit. I mean the story is completely fucked, you need someone geeky to get it right, right?

      Don’t like Eclipse guy, either. He said some things in an interview the other day and I thought – WTF? No. You don’t get the story. AT ALL.

    • I would like Chris Weitz to get BD, he totally seems to get where to pitch the Twilight movies. Whatever they do they should def not make BD 2 movies, nothing bloody well happens in the book for 300 pages she lies on the couch being more pathetic than normal, and then we spend the next 200 pages gearing uo for a big battle that is over with both parties agreeing to hsake hadns and walk away – how in the hell is that 2 movied?

      • I heart you Lizzie.
        (that’s two in one day, Nuggety, I know you are counting).

        There’s also that whole 1/3 of the book – the Jacob fiasco, that so bloody well doesn’t even need to be there.

        But, yes, Chris Weitz seems like a smart man – why he was dumped so many times before he settled down is beyond me – maybe it is the Clark Gable geek thing? Totally doable, that man.

        Fucking two movies would drag it out BEYOND BELIEF. Panadol wouldn’t be able to help with the headache of it all. Labotomise me now.

  46. And apoogies to our BD and Renesmee lovers, you are WRONG, but apologies if you were offended by Nat and my above rant!

    • Yes, apologise for rant, will not judge you for you opinion, even if it is WRONG.

  47. ok. i’m going to put this in small letters because i’m just sneaking my personal opinion in here. i know you all hate bd. sorry, but i really really liked it. i won’t be bashing it. i may not have the background as a critic and i generally go with my feelings with books and movies these days because that’s how i want to approach them. i do care that they make the movie and i want to see the wedding, the honeymoon, the pregnancy, the wolves and their development, the birth, bella’s change, the cottage, the growth of the cullen clan, jacob’s imprinting, the vamps coming in from all over the world, bella’s expanding confidence (with jenks), the standoff between the cullens and the volturi, bella’s powers, garrett’s speech, he woves joining in, the return of alice with the two from south america and that final scene where bella lets edward see into her mind and all the love she has always had for him. the end

    • totally allowed your opinion E, and I do hope that given they are making BD they get it right and you get to see everything you want in the movie.

    • That was brave in response to such tough criticism of the books, Ee.
      I think I might heart you again today.

      • I’m counting that as a half heart.

        Nat’s <3ing for the night: 2.5

        • I’ll take a half heart.
          I need to score when I can.

          • I’d heard that actually, sorry, that was a gimme, so naturally i couldn’t resist.

          • I’d only be pissed off if it wasn’t true!

    • To clarify, I don’t hate BD, I hate Renesmee. lol I’m excited to see the wedding and Rob being involved in the cesarean! LOL It’s going to be GRUESOME!

      • there better be A LOT of blood when he rips her stomach with his teeth that’s all i am saying.

        • For sure! And it better look authentic! Not like red paint! lol

          • With all the money they’ll be pulling in from the first three movies they can at least get the blood the right color….

          • yep, we want the good tomato sauce, lol.

          • Paul Newman tomato sauce – none of this Heinz crap. It needs to be ‘believable’.

          • Yes, I need to believe that KStew, I mean, Bella actually might die…lol

            (was that harsh??? Ooopsy….)

            Also, I don’t ACTUALLY want her to die. Sheesh!

          • Not harsh, possibly normal reaction from the majority of the fandom.

            I often feel like the only one who likes K-stew.

      • I think I’ve made my feelings on BD clear enough for one night.
        Will leave this for another time.

  48. Nat – work your mojo i just checked AGAIN, HL5 still hasn’t updated…

    • Nothing on G’s twitter or on Twilighted.net. Sorry, Lizzie.
      The beta was at CC, so maybe tired and not up for it.
      Was totally expecting an update today.
      Gutted that it hasn’t happened.

  49. EyeC I LoveLoveLove the music in CW&IA

    • Yeah, see thare’s lots to like in that story, isn’t there?

      • What are these FF?
        Links. Now. Please.

        • It’s only one

          Clipped Wings & Inked Armor
          http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5143291/1/

          • Oh, the tattoo one. That has a lot of responses on the Twilighted forums. Is it incomplete as well?

          • Yep. Unfortunately :(

      • Oh, and isn’t Bella’s loss devastating? OMG!

        • It hasn’t been discussed in detail yet, but I think I get the gist of it.

  50. Hey FN – do you see Gen anywhere these days?

    • I chat w/ her on Twitter occasionally. Would you like me to relay a message??? lol

      • Just say hi and hope she is well, and let her know we miss her and her delicious pressies! ta.

      • Yeah, we miss her. People move on. Fact of life.


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