FACT: You wanna bang me. Don't deny it
Dear Rob,
I love FACTs. In FACT, I say FACT quite often before I declare something. Like FACT: I ate too much sushi last night and I’m really regretting it this morning. And FACT: I really really hate Moon for getting to see you yesterday when I was stuck at work.
I cannot take credit for the brilliancy of the FACT declaration. No, no, no. For that, all credit goes to Dwight Schrute. Yes, the character on the US version of The Office (mind out of the gutter FanFic readers) Google him if you’re unfamiliar- he’s hilarious!
So yesterday during the Comic-Con insanity (where I did nothing but worry about Moon, sit & stew in my jealousy of Moon and do NO work) I started jotting down a list of FACTs about you that I realized during Comic-Con:
FACT: Just like it used to happen when the Beatles came to town, girls have orgasms at the mere sight of you
FACT: THE Pattinson Pants lady was at Comic-Con doing her best to scare the shit out of you with her pants, plastered with your face (Don’t worry- Moon has the picture proof to share with us soon! Fingers crossed she partied with her last night and scored us an exclusive LTR interview we’ll call: “Why the eff do you wear those pants?”)
FACT: Instead of asking you a question at the New Moon panel, a girl started to SING to you. She is our 2nd-hand embarrassment mascot (I would PAY someone to find this clip for me on video- Seriously, I’d pay you a whole $1.00- UPDATE: Commenter Ljs found this vid for us, which might be what Moon told me about, but we’ll have to wait until she gets her ass out of bed to confirm it. Singing at 3:28)
FACT: Only one of you is legal. Therefore he wins
FACT: You looked so flippin’ hot in your new plaid shirt. Thank goodness the Gap was open at JFK airport when you were waiting for your plane!
FACT: You are legal thankfully, unlike your mildly attractive counterpart
FACT: Taylor is still illegal
FACT: Kristen should have worn a ponytail (Oh, is this supposed to be about you, Rob? Whoops. It had to be said)
FACT: It’s a sad day when you, dirty British boy, hobo-look lovin’ Robert Pattinson, look fresh n’ clean compared to a girl
FACT: Your hair did a little curly thing all day long which is odd because San Diego has the least humidity of like, anywhere in the US. Aw- curly hair Rob *Swoon*
If vid does not work, clicky here
FACT: You sound very British in this video when you say “saw” like “Saw-er” at 1:49
FACT: You are kinda a wuss and let Kristen walk all over you and interrupt you (at 2:00, 3:35 and 4:22) but then grow a pair and call her out when you yell “Shut up!”
FACT: If you and Kristen are actually hooking up, I think it might be incestuous, because by the way you act in this video, you seem more like brother & sister than lovers.
That’s all! Just a few FACTs I noticed during all this Comic-Con brouhaha
Love,
UnintendedChoice
What was your favorite Robic-Con moment? (update: in the form of a FACT please- make Dwight proud)
FACT: I just got a text from Moon at 12:45 am ET that says “We’re at the same bar/restaurant as them” THAT’s IT!? I’m going to BED not knowing who “them” is!? And if you mean……. ROB!? F-you, Moon. Doing that to your dear pal UC right before bed! Guess I’ll read about it with you all on Moon’s tell all on LTT today (she also promises an LTR ‘tell all memoir- Rob @ Comic-Con’ soon!
FACT: The Forum is a fun place to play
FACT: All the pics came from SocialiteLife (and yes, I forgot to add this credit when I posted this last night and I woke up at 6 am thinking “Shit! I didn’t credit my pictures!” FACT: I need to get a life
I would have died without Brookies help tonight. Thanks love xoxo
FACT: Despite having a moderate to high intelligence, KStew is unconditionally and irrevocably immature. and by “unconditionally and irrevocably,” I mean, “totally and annoyingly.”
FACT: Rob is somehow still gracious and unassuming even after a shitload of CAS nearly throttled him repeatedly in NYC, and that makes him awesome.
FACT: There are attractive, sane, intelligent, and worldly TwiFans out there. They just aren’t as loud.
FACT: Dude that plays Cauis has better girl hair than Kristen.
FACT: I kind of heart Anna Kendrick.
FACT: The 2nd hand embarrassment at fan events is loathsome and horrific. It makes me want to crawl in a hole and giggle/die.
Question: Which kind of bear is best?
By: allryans on July 24, 2009
at 2:11 pm
Anna is awesome!
Everybody knows black bears are best
By: Jen on July 24, 2009
at 4:28 pm
FACT: I’m taking a huge risk saying this but….
I like KSTEW…. In fact I feel bad for her. She’s admittedly awkward, and because of that reacts “oddly”. You know if I had to sit next to Rob on a couch I’m quit positive that I wouldn’t be able to get a sentence out clearly either! Now I probably would have been in my favorite green dress, with my hair done perfectly, and a stylist on hand for touch-ups, but that’s just me. I’m sure it would all be forgotten the second he said one word, as my favorite green dress would be in a sad state on account of my drool, and no doubt my lipstick would be terribly smudged after I accidentally brushed my lips against his cheek. Did I say “brushed”, I meant smashed… Feverishly. It would be over the top awkward, security would no doubt get involved, and I would most likely be the first co-star with a restraining order.
I give her credit!! As far as I’m concerned she keeps it together quite well!
And from what I can tell as someone that sits on the sidelines, I think they’d be good together.
By: mc on July 24, 2009
at 2:13 pm
FACT: Glad you were honest:) (That’s not a good use of FACT, but whatevs!)
By: unintendedchoice on July 24, 2009
at 2:16 pm
I second you, mc.
By: sft on July 24, 2009
at 11:47 pm
moon here yet?
By: manon on July 24, 2009
at 2:15 pm
FACT: no. just got a text. she’s heading back to LA. maybe she’ll pass Rob driving up the 5.
I totes made that up. do you drive the 5 from san diego to la?
By: unintendedchoice on July 24, 2009
at 2:26 pm
haha
By: manon on July 24, 2009
at 5:33 pm
yes you do!! and Moon is home now!!
By: Mrs.P. on July 24, 2009
at 7:22 pm
lol, you do drive the 5 from San Diego to LA
By: Sarah on July 24, 2009
at 9:23 pm
Fact:
There is no RobStew (or whateverthe heck its called now)
This “hook up” is a PR ploy by Summit to stir up interest in the Twilight franchise. Stewie could barely stand to be next to our guy.
(ok all you psych. and behavioral science majors out their, lets hear about the body langage you just witnesses on these vids between stewie and Robbs)
By: Hermes on July 24, 2009
at 3:00 pm
I couldn’t care a flying flip whether they’re together or not, but if you ignore words and watch facial expressions, his smile is genuinely happy when he speaks of their “animosity” and even as she is being rude every time she looks at him it is with a genuine smile. Don’t know what this means, but she definitely isn’t repulsed by him.
By: julie on July 24, 2009
at 3:07 pm
Starting to worry about Moon. Shouldn’t we have heard something by now?
By: PG on July 24, 2009
at 3:04 pm
haha don’t worry! she’s on her way back to LA from san diego… She’s calling me in a bit & I told her she better jump on to give up SOME sort of info!
By: unintendedchoice on July 24, 2009
at 3:39 pm
oh phew. that’s ok then. I can wait. I just thought you hadn’t heard at all from her and my paranoid brain started working over time.
PS When do I get approved for LTT? I applied this morning. I need to gossip!
By: PG on July 24, 2009
at 3:49 pm
I have concluded my/our recent over-saturation of Rob can be completely attributed to a lack of exposure to Rob. Make sense? A picture IS NOT worth a thousand words. It is his words that have charmed us all.
By: julie on July 24, 2009
at 3:05 pm
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at 3:43 pm
I went to comic-con yesterday and it was CRAZY!! I loved the whole panel, and the clips were absolutely amazing. The thing is, I wish they would hire someone who isn’t smoking something to be the one to screen the questions! I sat in my seat sweating everytime someone would stand up to the microphone. Honestly, the 2nd hand embarassment nearly killed me. I saw that girl who sang when I was out in the crazy line to get into hall H. I new she was a bad seed from the start with her butterfly face paint. I should have taken her out when I saw her and then we all would have been spared her torture!
By: ScoobyJammies on July 24, 2009
at 3:51 pm
yes, I saw her too, and cringed. She totes “Got her hair did”, and that god awful outfit on…I mean it’s Comic Con not Prom OK!!!
By: Mrs.P. on July 24, 2009
at 7:25 pm
FACT: Kristen and Rob spent the night in San Diego. With a RID lice removal kit and a bottle of Blue Nun.
FACT: Rob looks a little like my Aunt Gloria in the hilariously adorable picture.
FACT: I’d still do him three ways from Sunday.
By: Oedipal Art on July 24, 2009
at 4:10 pm
Being at work all day, this is the first time I could watch the YouTube stuff with sound. So I want to add some things to my previous post.
FACT: Kristen totally is on meth. The really bad kind they make out of children’s aspirin and rat turds.
FACT: Singing Question Girl has balls of molten steel
FACT: Shutupward just got me pregnant
By: Oedipal Art on July 24, 2009
at 6:19 pm
I think I love you. Just saying.
By: Katie S on July 24, 2009
at 10:31 pm
“FACT: You wanna bang me. Don’t deny it”
Okay.. I wouldn’t want this fact to be false
FACT: The second-hand embarassment was endless. Did you see how Rob’s eyes bugged out when the song began?
FACT: I love Shutupward.
FACT: KStew was kind of rude.
By: Jen on July 24, 2009
at 4:24 pm
FACT: Rob was totally present throughout that panel/interview. His smile and laugh was genuine and it was so freakin’ good to hear him and watch him again.
FACT: Ashley looked delish.
FACT: KStew was taking the Joan Jett thing a little too seriously.
FACT: Moon, you left us all hangin’.
FACT: Rob yelling “Shut Up!” was priceless!
By: EyeC on July 24, 2009
at 4:37 pm
Love you Ee. Love your post. That is all.
By: Natalie on July 24, 2009
at 4:38 pm
agrees..that “shut up” from him was priceless.. lol
By: Hermes on July 24, 2009
at 5:36 pm
About Moon’s teaser – I believe this is what it must be like to have blue balls.
By: Katie S on July 24, 2009
at 5:53 pm
Oh yeah…lol
By: EyeC on July 24, 2009
at 7:24 pm
FACT: Rob was, again, giving good Ray Ban
FACT: Taylor isn’t quite rebel/bohemian/eighties/retro enough to give good Ray Ban, but kudos for trying
FACT: Kristen has redefined the term ‘Bad Hair Day’ – no matter how bad hair may seem, it is unlikely to ever look *this* bad.
FACT: The ladies of Twilight combined to wear pink, what is with that?
FACT: Billy Burke was looking seriously hot. Hard to think of him as Charlie when looks that hot.
FACT: Rob gives good smirk.
FACT: Sometimes it sucks to live in Oz and miss the good stuff on LTR/LTT.
By: Natalie on July 24, 2009
at 4:37 pm
Billy Burke was at the restaurant with us, and he is luscious up close, he walked by us to go the bathroom, and he was looking all manly, and all kinds of scruffy with his little fedora on! F-HAWT!!
By: Mrs.P. on July 24, 2009
at 7:29 pm
FACT: It’s a good thing I’m in charge of the firewall at work, otherwise I’d have some ‘splaining to do.
FACT: Moon has some ‘splaining to do about leaving us all hanging.
I sure hope the sparkle effect this time around is better than Robward looking like he was attacked by a Bedazzler.
By: SassyPants on July 24, 2009
at 5:29 pm
I <3 Take Chargeward. It seems like Rob's co-stars have been teasing him a bit and he playfully smacked it down. The interaction between Rob and KStew reminded me of how my gay BFF/husband and I act together, i.e. like siblings. Right on, you guys!
Poor KStew and that hair. Looks like Phoebe gave her the Dudley Moore treatment!
FACT: I am crushing hard on Chris Weitz now, too. He was totally working the CK vibe. I really, really like him and can't wait for November 20 to get here so that we can see how everything turned out.
FACT: I may or may not have gotten a little misty when I saw the sneak peek movie clips.
P.S. Am super jealous of Moon. FACT.
By: DontQuestionMe on July 24, 2009
at 5:50 pm
FACT: Moon’s story must be awsome since In my head all the waiting and suspence has made it in to a fanfic worthy story already!
By: manon on July 24, 2009
at 5:56 pm
Fact: rob has np clue why hundreds of
Fans want to see him….and that is why
We luv him!
Fact: kristen niether has nor wants to
Get a clue how to be kind & respectful
Towards her fans ….sadly she may lose
That support!! (fans are not responsible
For the gossip rags and what they write).
Fact: Taylor is a kind & humble guy that
Does know how to relate to fans!
Fact: rob does know how to treat rude
& unkind fellow actors! Wish he would
Have said “shutupinurface”!!
By: Beesue on July 24, 2009
at 6:54 pm
AH! Insane busy! Have not seen ANY videos…will be catching up. xo
By: Proselyte3 on July 24, 2009
at 7:08 pm
FACT:Rob Telling Kstew to “shut up” almost made me piss my pants!
FACT: Kstew needs a new hair cut.
This is probabaly one of my fave posts in a while! Good job UC
By: tara on July 24, 2009
at 7:29 pm
FACT: We’re all in love with Rob!
By: southernbelle on July 24, 2009
at 8:11 pm
I can’t see the fan singing a question to Rob
.
By: southernbelle on July 24, 2009
at 8:14 pm
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at 8:14 pm
FACT: The hubs just walked by and commented on Ashley’s hotness.
FACT: I don’t mind, ’cause duh.
By: superhumanmoron on July 24, 2009
at 8:32 pm
LOL So loving rob makes you even!
By: sft on July 24, 2009
at 9:07 pm
FACT: I used to have the same hair is Kristen when I was in third grade. The hairdresser thought that a 9 year old girl with long, beautiful black hair wanted a mullet/old lady hair cut. I cried before I was out of the seat, then got yelled at by my father for embarrassing the said hairdresser lady.
By: sft on July 24, 2009
at 9:03 pm
LOL…that’s funny Sft. Don’t they start filming Eclipse in August? So I’m assuming she’s gonna wear a wig for that? Her hair was so beautiful and long before but she had to do it for that Runaway movie, I guess. And actually she’s better without all the gothic eye makeup she had on yesterday. She really doesn’t need a whole lot of make up because she has beautiful skin. I don’t dislike Kristen, I DO like her it’s just that I don’t like her for Rob and I was dissapointed with her yesterday.
By: southernbelle on July 24, 2009
at 9:46 pm
My mullet is funny now, but I was so not laughing when I went to school and lied and told everyone my brother spit gum in my hair and that was the reason for my heinous head.
Kristen is definitely going to extension up that puppy when they film in two weeks. She wore a fall in her hair for Twilight/New Moon too. I’m sure she’ll be back to her beautiful Bella self (omg LOVE her Allure photoshoot, cannot wait for that to come out!) when they redye what she has and put in the extensions. People give Kristen such crap, and I’ll admit I find the comments hilarious, but I think there’s a lot more to her than when people call her bitchy.
By: sft on July 24, 2009
at 11:33 pm
HL5 – Teaser 2:-
So now Tony sat next to hula-girl Isabel on her front steps, agonizing over the best approach when moving in for a kiss. Should he just lean in? Lift her chin? And did he tilt his head to the left or to the right? She popped another chocolate in her warm mouth and caught him staring.
“Do you want a piece?” Isabel asked innocently.
He groaned, his head dropping into his boxing gloves.
She scowled at him. “Tony, did I do something wrong? You’ve been glaring at me half the afternoon. If you didn’t want to do the whole Halloween thing with me this year, you could have just told me no. I had a nice flower-power dress and go-go boots I snagged from my mom.”
He peered at her feet, watching as she tugged her slippers around her bony ankles. His own feet were bouncing nervously.
“Isabel, can I ask you a left-field question?” Tony propped his chin on his gloved hand, his eyes searching hers. Deep brown, like the chocolate melting between her fingers. Funny, he’d always thought of them as muddy, before—not so rich. He licked his lips.
She frowned. “You can ask, but I’m not sure I’ll answer.”
Tony sucked in his breath and blurted it out. “If I kissed you, would you kiss me back?”
Brown eyes blinked once, twice. Her mouth fell open, and Tony was fairly certain she was going to slap him. She reached up and grabbed his shirt collar, and he ground his gloved fists into the porch slats, bracing for the sting. But instead, she tugged him closer. So close, her nose touched his.
“Yes,” she breathed, her eyes bright with excitement. Her lips curled into a smile, so soft…
He rested a boxing glove on either side of her face, and leaned…
It was Halloween night, on the Chief’s front porch, when Tony kissed Isabel for the first time.
And the second time.
And the third.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 12:03 am
FACT: I am at a conference and have been drinking for 3 days straight so typing is VERY difficult. Ya, so typos and spelling be damned.
Fact: I have tried and tried and tried to like KStew. I just can’t. I am on TeamWhateverMakesRobHappy, but I just do not get get her. I really have tried.
FACT: the 80′s were my freakn’ decade and I NEVER looked that bad, even with my huge freakn’ hair.
FACT: Rob is a professional. Even though I am sure he was exausted and burned out, he effortlessly transistioned from RM to NM mindset.
FACT: Rob is sex on a stick.
FACT: I could not stand the video of them on a couch with Kristen. Granted, I have had a few beers tonight, but I was about to hurl watching her. Everone else was good. Kristen=hurl.
FACT: Enough facts for tonight.
By: Kristen A. on July 25, 2009
at 12:52 am
I thought Rob rocked during all the questions even though he was basically mumbiling the whole time, but he can still pull that shit off b/c he’s hot. Kristen on the other hand, god bless her heart, came across as a annoying, stuttering attention seeker. Taylor was pretty cute as always.
By: Christina on July 25, 2009
at 1:11 am
Any LOTN?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 1:13 am
I can’t stay, but I’ll get back on later. Just wanted to let you know EyeC.
Also, my niece is home!! She has to be on a special diet, but she’s doing better.
Later!
<3 you all!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 1:17 am
I’m so glad about your niece! Good good!
OK, I’ll see you later FN.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 1:25 am
EyeC??
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 3:10 am
Yes?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 3:11 am
Just seein’ if you were around. How was your day?
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 3:15 am
We’re pretty hardcore, wouldn’t you say? lol
It’s been a slow day. I did read the first chapter of Haunted–finally. It’s gonna be creepy!
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 3:19 am
Fo sho! lol
Ooo…it is creepy! It’s dark and it’s just so real! Like, you can imagine all those things really happening. That’s what makes it creepy! But I love it!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 3:27 am
I better not read it at night.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 3:28 am
It’s not so much scary as it is just weird/gross. lol
Did you watch the CC videos? I <3 Rob.
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 3:36 am
I saw the 2 that were here from this morning but that’s all.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 3:40 am
I looked them up on youtube b/c I’m a loser. lol
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 3:44 am
That 8 minute one was full of starts and stops and took forever. What did you think?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 3:45 am
I had that problem too. That’s why I went to youtube. They were better there. Still some stops, but it wasn’t bad.
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 4:00 am
Didn’t you think Rob looked better in the video as a whole than in that one still photo? I do like the way he is really ‘in there’ when he interviews. There has been a worry that he is going to start up the drugs because of all the pressure he is under. I guess that I’m glad to see that he doesn’t appear to be. He still has that shy giggle sometimes and laughs at himself.
Kristen still seems tongue-tied a lot and seemed to be looking to him for support on several occasions, not to mention being a distraction when he was trying to say something. Is that just being 19?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 4:11 am
He looked WAY better than in those photos. I guess that was just a negative bunch. I hope that drug thing is off. Although, I’m not sure I doubt the fact that he smokes the ganja. lol
Now KStew…I think might be on something. For real. I’m not just being mean.
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 4:17 am
Rob–I know I’d be naive to think he didn’t….
K–I’ve heard both sides in all the comments. I just couldn’t tell. I tried to watch her carefully as she responded and it seemed to be her usual embarrassment/stuttering. She has strong opinions but isn’t able to express them very well. As far as the two of them, it’s been all over the board. It could be either way. They don’t seem to give us enough to really know.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 4:25 am
You have a point. Maybe it is just that she’s young and not good at expressing her opinions.
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 4:37 am
I don’t know why I care. I know we differ a bit here but not that much. I think I would just like to know the truth and then I would make peace with it.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 4:43 am
I’d like to think she’s not on drugs. That would be awful. I know what you mean though. We may never know
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 4:53 am
Here is the link to Lady Of The Knight that I am reading now. I talked about it last night.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4550368/Lady_Of_The_Knight
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 4:45 am
Oh yes! I remember. I wanted the link!
Thanks for remembering.
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 4:54 am
As usual, I love the story. It’s progressing with a couple of big obstacles. Mike gets his from Edward eventually. A big lemon at the beginning then it’s a slow build after that. It is a completed story, so that’s a big plus. She has a third one she’s working on.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:01 am
I like completed stories! and I LOVE that it’s called “Lady of the kNIGHT” LOL
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:09 am
We all love completed stories.
Sadly, they are few and far between in FF land.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:16 am
Yeah. It just hit me today. Should be a must read for us!
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:17 am
I’m starting this one. Right now. Because of the name alone.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:20 am
You two still here?
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:07 am
Hey Nat! What’s up?
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:10 am
Just checking in.
At home. Blanket. Heater. And flu. Yay.
‘Bout to order some pizza.
How are you?
Computer probs fixed?
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:11 am
Ewww…the flu. That sucks. Hope you get to feeling better!
I’m doing okay. Yes, my computer is doing better. I’m SO glad.1
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:18 am
You must have been lost without your computer, Nuggety.
Post-Computer-Stress-Disorder.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:23 am
It was an awful time! I hope it never happens again. *knock on wood*
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:29 am
Also those FF updates that you must be catching up on.
To say nothing of the new ones to be discovered.
And then there is your active my space life.
Practically the dark ages for you, to go sans-computer.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:32 am
RIGHT! I almost missed the WA update (not that I’ve read it yet anyway)!! lol
My myspace life is not that active. LOL
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:38 am
It’s gold. Complete gold. It’s so freaking good that I don’t know where to begin.
I’m going to be devvo when that one comes to an end.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:47 am
I REALLY need to get on that!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:16 am
Hi Nat. Oooo the flu. Sorry.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:18 am
I’ll live. It’s of the non-swine variety. Could be worse. I’m not barfing up a lung at this point. Gives me a legitimate excuse for not going to be abused by Jim.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:19 am
Ee,
I’m gonna come clean and say that I totally dobbed you in to Moon and UC about the Rob/Car Crash thing. So, if they come to you, asking for details, then your little post at 4.15 the other night is the reason why.
Hope you don’t mind, just thought that the story was gold.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:18 am
I just couldn’t make myself send it. Now it happened so long ago….
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:25 am
Well, I don’t know that they will contact you, but they might. Moon’s trip to CC might take up the blog for the next week if she really did meet HHH.
The timing of it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t lessen the goldworthiness of the story.
I just didn’t want to hide that I was the one that dobbed you in.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:29 am
OK. Got it.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:32 am
I really hope you don’t mind, because that would suck…and I would hate to have offended you or been out of line… but since you had blogged about it anyway…
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:44 am
No, I’m not offended. lol I was just mentioning it in passing because the other girl brought up a near accident. It was funny only in retrospect to me! lol
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 5:49 am
Relieved. Probably shouldn’t have done it, but seriously, a car accident over Rob. Too much.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:51 am
“dobbed” is a funny word
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:43 am
Australianism? Maybe. Dunno. Never thought about it. You don’t use the word dobbed? I used the word pashed on the twilightednet forums today, and thought maybe that was a bit inappropriate and people might not get it.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:48 am
I don’t. But I like it. I think it’s cool. It’s just one of those words that sounds funny.
What is “pashed”?
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 5:59 am
Pashed is DEFINITELY an Australianism and it means to kiss. French kissing. A long, enthusiastic kiss. A pash.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 6:07 am
I like it!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:14 am
It’s probably a word that my generation, a child of the eighties, uses more than younger people or older people… it’s certainly from that era and not something that you would hear nowadays a lot. Pashed. Love it. Kate Cebrano wrote a song called Pashed. It’s hilarious.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 6:16 am
Next song for RBE4…
Tossing up between The Doves ‘Compulsion’ and Last Shadow Puppets ‘My Mistakes Were Made For You’… and then, conversely, a *serious* vid (not sure that I have that in me) using ‘The Seasons’ by Leah Flanagan.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 5:50 am
There’s always new music to listen to.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:04 am
The Doves are really cool – they are an English indie band, been around about 10 years or so. Got an eighties alternative sound happening, almost punk rock-ish.
The Last Shadow Puppets are made up of the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys, who I will be seeing in Van in September!!!!, and someone else I can’t remember. Very, very, cool sounding music.
Leah Flanagan is an Australian sing-songwriter, not really that well known, BUT a friend recommended her to me, and I love her. The Seasons is one of the most played songs on my I-tunes. Beautiful, poignant.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 6:12 am
Okay, my fav distractions, I am going to have to call it a night. Pizza is here.
Have a great weekend if I miss you tomorrow.
Good luck with the FF.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 6:14 am
Night Nat! Enjoy your pizza and feel better!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:16 am
Thanks, Nuggety. Gem.
Enjoy the FF updates.
By: Natalie on July 25, 2009
at 6:19 am
Bye. A little belated.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:20 am
Better late than never, right??
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:26 am
I got caught up in my story. lol James was trying to assaulting Bella in the ladies room at a company awards dinner. Very tense….
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:33 am
Why is James always a weirdo???? Poor guy can’t get a break! lol
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:42 am
Can’t imagine why they would cast him that way! lol
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:49 am
LOL
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:50 am
Next up–Bella takes a stand and has grown strong after being milktoast in her earlier relationship. Edward can’t say, “I love you.” Coward.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:53 am
Milktoast?
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 6:56 am
Don’t you know that word?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:58 am
I guess it’s spelled milquetoast
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 7:02 am
I googled it and I’ve got it!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:04 am
LOL
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 7:05 am
So, you never had milk toast when you were sick as a kid?
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 7:07 am
Nope. That sounds pretty icky actually. lol
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:13 am
Yeah, it is by adult standards. lol It was considered a comfort food when you had an upset stomach. One of those old time remedies.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 7:17 am
Hmmm….kids are willing to try lots of weird things. I feel less cool. lol
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:20 am
Today every time I refresh or submit I see Rob’s fuck-me eyes at the top of the page. Not bad.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 6:57 am
NOt bad at all!
And I’m learning lots of new words today!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:02 am
EyeC, it’s past 6:30 here. I’m heading on to bed! Talk to you tomorrow!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:38 am
Sweet dreams!
By: French_Nugget on July 25, 2009
at 7:38 am
And to you! I’m nodding off. See you later.
By: EyeC on July 25, 2009
at 8:00 am
This is great. You guys have to write a novel about this. It would be great. Richard Starr is a friend of mine. Thanks
http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
By: bobbygee on July 25, 2009
at 10:49 am
I just want to post this, somewhere, because it is special to me and you all are my truest friends. Right?
Notice at :17 or thereabouts…there was a goose, an ass rub, something from RP. How do I know this? His left nostril. It always flares out when he’s been a bad boy. I’ve noticed this before. I would marry that nostril. I have the wedding planned…a seaside wedding in Ireland. (I’ve ordered the dress; I’ll post pictures soon.) Me and Rob’s Left Nostril, true love forever. You’re all invited.
By: Oedipal Art on July 25, 2009
at 12:14 pm
LMAO! observant much? thanks for the vid, definitely clearest I’ve seen of the press conference!
By: sft on July 25, 2009
at 2:09 pm
I’d also like to mention that I plan on having a screeching hot extramarital affair with the Lower Lip Bite that follows. That mofo has more sex appeal in his nervous tics than most guys do in their entire “how to score” repetoire.
By: Oedipal Art on July 25, 2009
at 4:36 pm
And finally…click here if you want to hear Rob say “p*ssy”. And by *, I mean U. As in “pussy”.
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RFPOpvypA0&feature=channel*
Say it. Out loud. Say it!
Have a good weekend girlies…………..
By: Oedipal Art on July 25, 2009
at 5:06 pm
[FACT: It’s a sad day when you, dirty British boy, hobo-look lovin’ Robert Pattinson, look fresh n’ clean compared to a girl]
A-to-the-fucking-men on that one. If Kristen is trying to stay in bad-ass character for her role as JJ, she seems to be taking the part a bit too seriously. Skank Ho comes to mind…
By: swansong on July 25, 2009
at 11:30 pm
Great Post! Yes, Pattinson pants lady was there and she was like right across from me in line. I took a picture and thought of you guys!
You can see it here: http://confessions-of-a-twilight-addict.blogspot.com/2009/07/comic-con-waiting-in-line-for-twilight.html
FACT: If you and Kristen are actually hooking up, I think it might be incestuous, because by the way you act in this video, you seem more like brother & sister than lovers.
Ha! I was totally thinking this at the panel too. They are so much alike. Except his grunginess is sexy and she just looks a mess.
By: Jen on July 26, 2009
at 9:13 pm
Fact: everyone SHUT UP! all the Kristen hating is pathetic
FACT: she’s an actress and she is an even better one at that because she cares more about the character than being Hollywood’s next pretty brainless cover girl!!!
By: Ally on July 26, 2009
at 10:52 pm
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at 8:01 am