This week’s been like Christmas day in June. It’s been like my Super Sweet 16, 5 years later, ahem. It’s been like my first time all over again. It’s been like winning the lottery. It’s been like the Oscars on rewind. It’s been like Montepulciano, Italy and you shirtless and hot.
Ok… ok, I’m exaggerating just a bit, but yesterday was another one of those days when we’ve been flooded in more ways than one with pictures, video and hormones. First you were wobbly on a 10 speed, then you were ashing a ciggie on a bunnies head, then you were talking to your little girl costar and then all our ovaries spontaneously combusted in unison around the world because of the cute overload. At about 3PM, after my 15th viewing of a video of you filming, I was begging for mercy, and I NEVER beg for mercy wherever you’re concerned so it must have been Rob overload. To help alleviate the insanity of it all UC and I couldn’t help but caption our way through picture after picture, sending our favorites and then laughing our faces off… and since it would be a mortal sin not to share these pictures we will AND we’ll tell you exactly what you’re thinking. Because you told us. And we can read your mind. We’re Edward. Duh.
If I wear this blue shirt I stole from a Club Med employee over my Russian Immigrant Vodka shirt that reeks of B.O., surely the crazies will realize I have zero taste and I’m not the hunk they think I am… (Courtesy of EastFriend)
Yes, Robbie dear we’re SO for serious about these letters every day. If you keep reading (and even if you don’t) we’ll keep writing. Also a word of warning… please be gentle with me today, I don’t know if I can handle this much sexy today and still be able to talk coherently.
You’ve been warned, now don’t be naughty! Or else!
Kellan canceled his tickets on the Twilight Cruise! Whatever will we do?
Wanna see anything Twilight or Rob related that’s been on TV over the last decade? Yea, check out Jena’s treats at the forum! She has EVERYTHING! For serious!