So yesterday I was reading my dear UC’s rad post about you and how you shouldn’t be a dad and of course it got me thinking about you… and lighting struck (I ran for cover) cause dude, you already ARE a dad. Now stick with me here… as much as you’ve said in the past that you don’t want to be a dad you totally already are one you just don’t know it! But the evidence is pretty strong.
Case in point…
-You rock a dadcase for all your carry on’s and IBM thinkpads
- You wear weird clothes that don’t match
- Of these clothes you can’t align the buttons properly
- You buy the same pair of shoes (the nike’s) because you like them and don’t want to try anything new
- You wear shiz you got for free like the lobster hat. In public
- Like any good dad you start the day with a fresh Newspaper and a crisp polo shirt and bring along a light jacket “just in case“
The only thing you have left to do is buy a fanny pack, wear black socks with your sandals and use a phone holster on your belt, which I dubbed on my very own dad: “The Dad Phone” and you might as well be living in a split level ranch in Sheboygan, WI. As Robert Pattinson, DAD (and insurance salesman)
Who’s your daddy?
PS Do you ever think sometimes Twilight might be TOO big a part of your life? UC breaks it down over at LTT
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