Congrats on cleaning house at the MTV Movie awards last night (which should just be renamed the MTV Rob-Twi awards for the next two years- since you’ll all rule the school at each ceremony) I had an amazing time live-blogging the experience with Moon, NewMoonMovie, Lauren’s Bite & TwiCrack. (Oh, and the 45,000 of you who were reading along- Um- hi, that’s a lot of people)
I’ll be honest, I’m really tired, the show ended almost 2 hours ago and I kinda forget what happened, but there are a few things that stuck out. Let’s discuss those, shall we?
You Looked Smokin’
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t jump up and down (well, it was more like humping the couch cause I was holding my lappy) and squeal like a 14 year old every time you came on screen. I did that, every time. You looked…. refreshed? Relaxed? Possibly still a lil buzzed from the Ambien you took to drown out KStew’s snores on the long flight from Italy to LA? I can’t put my finger on it (that’s what she said) but there was something different about you last night. You seemed…. happy? Are you relived that you don’t have to kiss Kristen again until shooting resumes in August? Are you excited to spend your summer in New York, home of delicious pizza, the Italian mob & lots of pigeons? Oh, I know! One of those seat filler girls had wandering hands while she was sitting next to you and you were able to let out a little tension from all the past months of staying in your hotel room, removing yourself from public & tooting your own horn, ifyouknowwhati’msaying…
Despite looking smokin’, you kinda reminded me of Uncle Jesse…
Or Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber (or Ace Ventura…) I can’t decide who. My train of thought was this:
Damn, Rob looks hot. Damn. Wait, is that a linen jacket? Uh, is it purple? Why am I suddenly singing “Everywhere you look.. (everywhere) there’s a heart (there’s a heart)…“
I’ll be honest. I think your fashion choice was a major FAIL. I mean… I can kinda get over the linen purple jacket circa 1993, but your shiteous Nikes? Come on ROB! It’s a good thing you have the face you do… and forgot to tuck in your white shirt. Cuz that provided enough of “aww how cute, he forgot to tuck in that white shirt- he needs a mommy” moments that I momentarily forgot about the major fashion faux pas.
Okay… what is coming out of your pants? The Tuck? Is something coming out of the other end? I’m confused. Is this a moment like during the auction when you said “If it goes well then maybe….” about a 14 year old winning a chance to meet you? I don’t have much to say here… I just…. don’t.
Now this is amazing
I’ll let Kristen’s klutzy move & awesome recovery be discussed over at LTT, but let me swoon for a second over your adorable laughter for KStew’s embarassing moment. I don’t know why I love it so much. Is it because you just look so happy, for all the reasons discussed above, or is it because it just seems so much like how a friend would respond that it eases my mine of all the Robsten fears I’ve ever had? Ten bucks says you made fun of Kristen and reenacted her acceptance moment at least 4 times at one of the after parties last night.
for acting like you cared that Kristen left you hanging when you really wanted to barf from her cheese breath that she had got from the bucket of popcorn she ate on her way into the theatre. Good job. Also this part was funny. I feel 17 again (holla Zac Efron) admitting that I actually thought something on MTV was funny…
You’ve officially ruined my life and my chance at a life outside of this virtual life I’m now living with your stupid movie and your stupid perfection at acting out the stupid, perfect character Stephanie Meyers created:*
*I take it back… none of it’s stupid… it’s just…. perfect…
“What ever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V.,”
A BIG thank you to NewMoonMovie.org for inviting Moon & I to live blog last night- it was AWESOME!
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