Posted by: UC | May 30, 2009

Rob Pattinson gets a stalker

Dear Rob,

One of 2 possibilities is true:

1) This girl is the British version of Moon & I except with balls cause we’d never go THAT far to make fun of crazy fans. She gets it and the crazies should take note- this is what you look like!

OR

2) She’s serious and actually crazy herself….and someone really needs to pop her serious pimple. I’d even do it, cuz it’s so sicknast (holla Lauren’s Bite) to look at. The thought of popping it is less sicknast than actually seeing it!

Be grateful I’m not like her,
UnintendedChoice

See her first vid to Rob here

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Responses

  1. hi !!!!! been busy with real life and the e-boyfriend LMAO! how is everybody??? missed you all !!!

    • Still here every night. Sometimes silly, sometimes serious.

      • but generally seriously silly.

      • That about covers it.

    • Missed you too!! I’ve just started my regular routine back a few days ago. E-mail boyfriend?? lol

    • did you know Rob was my e-boyfriend?

      • I alwyas thought that too. Of course, that’s in my head anyway.

        • Normal E, we’re normal.

          • But of course.

          • He’s the future Mr. Nugget, so you gals better not break his heart and make him all insecure and needy when I get him :)

          • too late with the insecure i think!

          • Needy might be fun FN.

          • I’d never break his heart. More like the other way around.

          • You know, I thought about that afterwards too. I don’t want him being too cocky, thinking he can bone anyone that comes along….maybe a little neediness/insecurity might not be too bad.

          • Scratch that…replace cocky w/ arrogant. I might like a little cockiness ;) hehehehehehehe….

          • You’re getting carried away in your head! Join the club.

          • I blame FF.

          • FF has a lot to answer for.

  2. According to one of the sunday newspapers curves are back. Excellent, I have plenty of em.

    • Score.

      • for now, until i read tomorrow how curves are so yesterday

        • To quote Mike Nesmith of The Monkees, and I love to quote The Monkees, “Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been canceled so it’ll have to be the day after tomorrow.”

          • excellent news EP. i do have a lack of interest regarding mondays, i hate them with a passion.

          • LOL

  3. I tried to respond w/ the classic “LOL” but apparently I’ve already made that comment!

    Why does it matter??? Sheesh!

    • what we are only allowed one LOL, and I just used mine? damn.

      • Oops! EyeC just used hers too!!

    • I find it hilarious that wp wants to tell me when I’m being redundant!

      • Mee too!!

  4. Hey E – did you see we manifested Prince Harry to NY, Ok we were previously talking about William, but hey I think we all know by now how i am happy to take credit for these things

    • Well, aren’t we powerful? William, Harry wc?

  5. RandomE thoughts:

    I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but after listening to Rob’s Homeboys’ music more, something tells me they would be strongly in favor of legalizing marijuana…

    I’m excited for Bath & Body Works’ Semi-Annual Sale (which starts Monday btw).

    I slacked on reading my FF today even though I didn’t have much better to do. I did watch a movie call “I’ll Never Be Your Woman” (or something to that effect) that had Michelle Pfiefer and Paul Rudd in it and it was pretty good.

    • I wouldn’t doubt it, they don’t seem like classic all day stoners though.

      I need to go to Bath & Body works.

      Never heard of it, I did read some of WA today.

      • Maybe that’s why Bobby wears his hair in his face all the time….

        • That very well could be.

          • Maybe we should buy them each a glass pipe when we go see them in concert and see how they react. We can always just pretend they’re for tobacco if we get funny looks.

          • Austin would be the place to do that.

          • yes, it’s always good to have a spare.

          • LOL Lizzie! I’ve never been to Austin as an Adult. I think the last time I was there I was like 6 or something. I really hope everything works out.

          • I’m completely legal FN, so no chance of getting in trouble with me.

          • Okay, good.

    • Rob’s homeboy’s?

      I like stuff from there.

      I read a few chapters from The Red Line.

      • Yeah, that’s what I titled their playlist on my iPod. lol

        I went there today and they have this new scent “White Citrus” and it smells lovely!

        I’m reading now. I guess Ch. 21 is just a joke?? I’m reading it anyway…

        • How’d you get their stuff on your ipod? I hope Bobby doesn’t smoke weed. Or Rob. In my mind, they don’t. (It’s my happy place)

          Mmm, that sounds good. I want something that smells like clean laundry. We were talking about that the other night.

          I didn’t read that one yet, I skipped ahead instead. I’ll go back after and read it.

          • Someone e-mailed me the mp3 files and I downloaded them into my iTunes folder. I’d like to think they don’t either, but I’m thinking they probably do. At least they aren’t smoking crack, right??

            I think they have something called “fresh linens” or something.

            I’m thinking you probably don’t need to. So far, it just seems silly.

          • Yeah, I like to imagine they don’t either. lol

          • I was wondering the same thing. And I hope they don’t either, because it’s a huge pet peeve of mine. At the very least don’t be constant and habitual about it. The do seem to love their alcohol though, usually people have a preferance.

            Bath and Body works does have something you can spray on your pillow that smells just washed.

          • Who emailed you the mp3s? All the songs, are just a few? Email me, email me! And yes, crack would be worse. But still, no weed. And no more cigarettes, god damnit Rob.

            Yeah, they do! I need to find some.

            Yeah it sounded dumb. They work it into the next chapter a bit too, but as a dream instead. That doesn’t spoil anything, so I don’t feel bad saying it.

          • I’m not sure who it was. Total I have about 24 songs. I’ll see if I can figure out how to do it. I think all I have to do is send them as attachements, right? I don’t like the smoking either!

            Check online.

            No worries. (Akuna mattata LOL) Eww…that also reminds me of this creepy guy I used to work w/ that said “no worries” all the time…yuck!

        • It was a cruel joke. She works it in anyway. I read it “lightly”.

  6. More Random Thoughts:

    RL BFF called drunk last night, this was the conversation:
    BFF: *in loud drunk whisper* Erin, when you get to London, if you find Harry Potter scoop him up and fall in love.
    Me: Um, he’s 5 years younger than me and like 5’3
    BFF: So, you’re 5’3, he’s 5’3 everybody’s 5’3 and in love.
    Me: I’m 5’2.
    BFF: Oh, well you have the shared birthday thing.
    Me: I guess
    BFF: Look, I know you’re in love with Cedric Diggory but I don’t know where the hell that bitch lives
    That person is my best friend.

    Corgis are surprisingly heavy dogs, I’m dog sitting.

    I found my hairbrush on the kitchen table, I don’t know how it got there.

    Three thoughts that time.

    • “I don’t know where the hell that bitch lives” OMG!! That’s great!

      I thought of a really cheesy comment to go w/ this, but I’ll spare you. It was bad. Not really funny at all.

      Nargyles??

      So, you’re up to 5 now total?

      • The people in my life bring up Rob more than I do I swear. I don’t know how that happens. I didn’t educate her on the status of where “that bitch” lives.

        I’m glad you kept it to yourself then.

        Most likely.

        Yep, I have more random thoughts than I thought.

    • I have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe too. My friend made me this for my birthday last year. I will share it with all of you: http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3471/jbday2oa6.jpg

      I had to read that a few times to realize you wrote Corgis.

      My hairbrush is sitting right in front of me. I know how it got there.

      Impressive, BFF.

    • Tell RLBFF she was at your wedding to HP but you had to do a mindwipe on her cause she isn’t a secretkeeper.

      Maybe the queen will let you babysit her corgis when in london.

      portkey and your hubbie HP missed it.

      good work, you are still 5 ahead of me.

      • I’m pretty sure with the alcohol she did her own mindwipe.

        That would be awesome, I want to hang out with the princes too.

        Excellent point.

        You should get on the thoughts bandwagon.

    • That bitch doesn’t know either!

      They do look stout.

      Better than in the refrigerator.

      They’re adding up.

      • This is very true.

        She’s heavier than she looks.

        Again true.

        I’m just impressed with my ability to think at all.

    • My comment got lost, so I’ll do it again:

      I have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe too. My friend made this for my birthday, last year. I’ll share it with all of you: http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3471/jbday2oa6.jpg

      I had to read that a few times until I could understand “Corgis”.

      My hairbrush is right in front of me. I know how it got there.

      Impressive, BFF.

  7. Random thought:

    EP is a real shortie.

    • I know I’m tiny.

    • HAHAHAHAHA!! I guess I shouldn’t mention that I’m probalby around 5’1″ Maybe less…

      • no way, I am starting to feel like snow white and gthe seven dwarfes, or maybe the jolly green giant, could go either way here.

        • :) I’d go w/ Snow White. She’s prettier and her dress isn’t made of leaves.

    • I’m the same height. Go figure.

    • You’re all little elfkins.

      • I assure you we’re all completely adorable.

  8. BFF, this is in response to your random thoughts. But it won’t let me freakin’ post it.

    My comment got lost, so I’ll do it again:

    I have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe too. My friend made this for my birthday, last year. I’ll share it with all of you: http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3471/jbday2oa6.jpg

    I had to read that a few times until I could understand “Corgis”.

    My hairbrush is right in front of me. I know how it got there.

    Impressive, BFF.

  9. ALKJSD:UIAHWREUIHAWEDASD

    • Problem BFF?

    • Wha??? Where did you go?

    • THIS THING WON’T LET ME POST MY GOD DAMN COMMENT.

    • sorry, just thought you were having ago at my typos there, didn’t realsie you had an actual problem. lol, i want to write that lots now I know i can’t. lol.

  10. OH HOW I’VE MISSED YOU ALL!! It’s so great w/ all of us here!

    • I know. We missed you too.

    • GROUP HUG!

    • ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • ((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  11. Response to EP’s random thoughts…

    My comment got lost, so I’ll do it again:

    I have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe too. My friend made me a funny e-card last year, which apparently I can’t share with you cuz this POS won’t let me post the link.

    I had to read that a few times until I could understand “Corgis”.

    My hairbrush is right in front of me. I know how it got there.

    Impressive, BFF.

    • http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3471/jbday2oa6.jpg

    • I don’t have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe, but I think he’d be fun to get drunk with. And RL BFF wants me to marry a British dude.

      Yeah I wasn’t sure of the plural on that one.

      That’s a good thing to know.

      Thank you

      • I meant, along with Rob (as an HP character), I have a crush on Radcliffe too. I knew you wouldn’t. BFF thing.

        I still don’t know.

        I know, right?

        You’re welcome.

    • apparently Daniel is *impressive* according to those that have seen Eqqus.

      what did you think corgis were out of curiosity?

      clearly i manifested it there.

      she is still 4 up on me.

      • Sexy. I bet him and Rob used to compare.

        I had no idea what the word was, for a while.

        Obviously.

        Is she?

      • Is “Eqqus” the naked play?

        • Yes.

        • it was part of our final high school english syllabus, they took us to a stage version, clearly i would have paid a lot more attention had they taken us to NY to see Dan in it instead of some second rate actor who kept his trousers on.

          • Oh….so the nudity is not required…very interesting…

          • no it is kinda key, but who is prepared to do that in fornt of a group of high school kids, i don’t think there is enough danger money for that.

          • Good point!

  12. we interrupt this conversation for a very important message.

    ****Laundry break time****

    • Does that mean I have to put this huge pile that’s on my floor in the washer?? *crosses fingers, closes eyes*please say no, please say no, please sayno…

      • I’m not feeling at all inspired to do laundry so I don’t see why you would have to.

        • It’s Ok, I did enough for all of us.

  13. Zomg, she was almost as good as the crazy interviewer girl at the Twilight Premier. I <3 them both though, gotta show the crazies a little love. And mad props for having the ball to go that far, love it!

    /\ funniest Twilight Premier Interview

    • Red braid girl.

  14. My window is open. If nipples could cut glass…

    • LMAO!

    • If my window were open I would have giant humidity hair and more hatred for this city because of the humidity.

    • still waiting for edward to come in?

      • Oh God. Lizzie. Yes.

  15. Jenny, I’m working on getting those mp3s sent. I think all I have to do is send them as attachments, but it’s taking a minute. I’ll have to send them in seperate e-mails. Just bear w/ me.

    • I have about 24 songs total. Between Sam, Marcus and Bobby.

      • I’m so excited!

        Every time I listen to Bob Dylan or Elliott Smith, it reminds me of Bobby’s music. And then I’m sad I can’t listen to Bobby.

    • Thanks FN!! I’m happy you’re doing it at all!

      • No problemo!

  16. LOTN: Go here, and then go to the link.

    http://ibeatyoultrcomments.webs.com/

    • just need a little further down and to the left

    • True, Lizzie.

      This is the e-card my friend made me for my birthday. Because of my crush on Daniel.

      • oh, very nice, and not just the fact you have actual RL friends…

        • LOL Thanks Lizzie.

    • Sad day :( It won’t load for me.

      • Me neither.

        • cut and paste the link, then it does

          • Oh wow!!! You have nice friends!

      • Sorry ladies, thought it was obvious you had to cut and paste. I should’ve said it.

        • Er, copy and paste.

          • for the first time ever i am feeling techno!

          • congrats!

  17. Random thought:

    Paste is a weird word.

    • it is.

    • weird is a weirder word though

      • Paste sounds more strange than weird. Right now. If I said weird repeatedly, then it wouldn’t make sense either.

        • and i thought it was just me that happened to.

          • It’s worse if you say it repeatedly, and spin around in a chair until you’re so dizzy you can’t stand.

            Or so I’ve heard…………..

          • not confirming or denying, but uhhm i’ve heard that too.

  18. Random thoughts:

    i think i have finally killed Katy Perry and her hot and cold.

    it will be easy to photoshop me in behind you midgets in our group photo with Bobby and Sam

    becuase it has been very HP tonight, all the posters were going up at my local movie theatre on friday night for HP6

    steak for dinner i think.

    • Hooray! I had that song stuck in my head the other day and it reminded me of you.

      LOL

      I’m excited about HP6. It’s coming out this summer, right?

      Yummy!

    • Woo hooo!

      We prefer “little people”

      So looking forward to HP6

      Sounds good.

    • Finally! Yeesh.

      True. And easy for Bobby to fake his arm around you, for the photoshopped picture. Cuz he’s tall.

      I’m so freakin’ excited to see HP.

      I had a spicy chicken burger from Wendy’s. Sogood.

      • Well, actually, is Bobby tall? He looked tall in the one pic, of him and Sam. Maybe they’re both just short. Oh, please let Bobby be tall!

        • I’m sure they are. Not like giagantically tall though, right??

        • I’ve heard that Sam is tall.

        • what are you worried about anyone is going to seem tall to you little people. But I think they are cause they seem to be roughly within Rob’s vacinity, which is tall.

          • Jenny likes tall guys.

          • therefore you must as well.

          • Typically yes.

  19. Jenny, I sent you 2 e-mails. Each on has 2 songs. I tried to send 4 at time but it wouldn’t let me. I’ll have to finish the rest tomorrow, b/c my computer is runny hella slow and I can’t keep my eyes open anymore. Let me know if you get them or if they don’t work. TTYL!

    NIGHT ALL!! Talk to you tomorrow!

    • or *running :) lol

    • Night FN Sweet dreams.

    • sweet dreams of Rob looking hot as he accepts his best b/through award. So happy to have you back FN.

    • Thanks FN!!! I’ll let you know!

      Night, sweet dreams!

    • Good Night FN. Happy dreams.

  20. @FN – yep 16 July presale txt 16 June, not that is much help to you as that is for here, but yu know, if you find yourself here you will be well informed.

    @EP sorry little person, i’ll do better in the future

    @J-m food is always so much better when someone else makes it.

    • Very true, Lizzie. Putting effort in takes all the fun out of it.

      Except with baking. Especially desserts. I always find those just as tasty. Go figure.

      • very true, the end justifies the effort there.

    • Really Lizzie, I thought we were more PC around here.

      • yes PC is the first thing i think of when i think of this site.

        • As well it should be.

        • *snort*

          • alright E! I like someone to have a good *snort* every now and again

          • You did say that tongue in cheek, didn’t you?

          • it’s Ok, yes i did. LMAO

          • You never know. It’s 3:30 here and I’m a little woozy.

  21. Can we manifest Gen for tomorrow, cause it will be monday and i will need help, and let’s face it the pretty has been doing us proud lately with lots of eye candy. Of course if I was technical i would offer to provide it, but i would more likely be the one to somehow kill the site forever if i did.

    • What I was just looking at:

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3x5C4OBDdQk/SiEVJZkpJHI/AAAAAAAAHDQ/Xyojkest2qk/s1600-h/Shirtless+Robert+Pattinson2.jpg

    • That would be nice. It seems like a long time since we’ve seen much.

    • *manifesting*

      • You know, I’m definitely thinking we’re all alone here at this time of the morning. Anything you say cannot be held against you. Besides nobody reads us anyway.

        • How do you know? I bet people are just itching to get up in the morning and read everything we’ve said!

        • they deserve what they get if they do!

        • We hope nobody reads us.

        • LOL You guys!

    • I tried to post you a link to a good picture Lizzie, but LTR fucking hates me.

      • oh thanks for trying J-m!

        • This is why Gen is the picture provider. I fail at life.

          • no def not at life, pictures maybe (although i have no right to comment on that) but not life.

  22. OK, E is woozy, I’m hungry, J-m is falling asleep at the keyboard and EP has to be nasty to kids in a couple of hourse, so are we calling it for tonight?

    • Yup. Night All!

    • Sounds good, Night all. Sweet dreams.

    • I love that you said I was falling asleep at the keyboard, even though I’ve never mentioned I was tired. Because I am tired, and I was just about to say I should probably get going.

      • I am from the future J-m, i know these things.

    • Also, night everyone, sweet dreams!

  23. Night all.

  24. Oh dear. I do hope she’s joking… I really hate that I can’t tell… Meh.

  25. @ Tiffany There is a Christian College called Elim, but the one I’m talking about is the arts faculty of the University of Auckland, the other one is a high school :-)

  26. It’s a pisstake. I’m sure of it. It would be quite the Australian humour to do this. I hope like hell it is, anyway. Even still, pisstake or not, I found it too painful to watch. Totally creepy.

  27. She can’t be serious… :| LOL

  28. shes australian, now its understanderble why us n.z.ers have something against them lol

  29. I am speechless..

    That is very scary!!

    Oh, and I agree, she needs to do something about that second head growing on her face and learn how to put some make up on!

    She kinda reminded me of the guy in Silence Of Lambs when he was putting on Lip Stick!! SCARY!!


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