Are your ears still ringing from the screams of every girl, woman & Twimom yesterday? There’s no better way to ensure that absolutely no one gets any work done than release shirtless pictures of YOU. Plus the kiss… kiss with your shirt off. AHH! I believe I will dream very well tonight.
I did scream, once. Or maybe it was just a loud, highpitched gasp. Either way, it freaked out the customer I was talking to on the phone and maybe mortified me a teensy lil’ bit. But mostly I spent the day blurbing about it with The Quad. In fact, every time I check my e-mail there’s something new to laugh about… Here, I’ll show you!
Tony Little would be proud,
The picture is first seen
EastFriend: Praise Jesus.
WestFriend: I’m sending this to everyone I know. They.Will.Died
EastFriend: He looks hot. All those workouts and meals of meat and veggies have paid off. Way to go, Rob. I may now decide that he’s a tad better in bed than he was a few months ago.
TwiMoms love Huge Pants
UC: Uh. His pants look HUGE.. Why don’t they have him in some tight ass Diesel jeans? and do you think they helped out the 6 pack a bit w/ make-up? i do…
EastFriend: there’s def some ab shading going on. but ya know–they do it with boobs all the time. and by “they,” I clearly mean ME…as I do it with mine all the time. In summer. a little bronzer, some light shimmer powder…gotta put these babes in the best light possible, ya know???
Moon: This is some mystica tan sculpting… Praise Jesus- it looks awesome and he looks mind blowing.
EastFriend: it’s not all smoke and mirrors…you can see ab definition in those side shots. so yeah…shading…but there’s some real abage going on there, too. hotness.
Moon: For sure! The v is nice!!!!!! They just added some 300 style shading in there so he’ll POP on screen… (thats what she said.)
EastFriend: I love when he pops. Ahem
WestFriend: I am with UC…why no Diesel jeans? Why those baggy ones!?
EastFriend: Because they knew he’d make the twi moms even crazier than ever.
Moon: All he needs is the Dadcase and a newspaper and this is a TwiMom’s wet dream
Or were they rollin’…
EastFriend: Ok look at the hug pic. Wonder if they were even rolling yet? Cause that megaphone is in prime position for the “ACTION” announcement. I’m thinking they took advantage of some very PDA for the 1st time. You know…method acting. Ahem.
UC: What the fudge is up with Kristen’s nasty rat’s nest?
The Quad keeps Blurbin’ it up, after the jump!
The Ass Man
EastFriend: Love the dude holding Rob’s boo-tay. Guess now we know what his purpose is. How will he be billed in the credits?
GUY HOLDING ROB’S ASS SO HE DOESN’T FALL WHEN KRISTEN SPRINGS INTO HIS ARMS?
Moon: He has shapely hips for a man. He’s got curves and knows how to use them
All’s right with the world
EastFriend: Makes me happy. so happy.
UC: It’s all right! Right with the world. AH! I’m wondering, actually, I KNOW that Rob prob kisses HER.. thinkin he has died and is in heaven (and by Rob I mean Edward)
EastFriend: Oh, Rob is loving it, too. He’s totally slipping in the tongue. And since they got this scene wrong, (since they don’t kiss in the book until they’re back in Forks) we BETTER see that tongue on screen. Dammit.
The trail to happiness
EastFriend: Kudos to the makeup peeps…Rob totally looks like he’s made of marble. And I didn’t say that ONE TIME during Twilight. He even looks cold…smokin’ hot, but also cold…does that make sense? I love him. He prob wants a dang Hot Pocket.
WestFriend: He really does look so marblelicious. And they totally shaved him. They listened to the fans. Bye bye happy trail!
EastFriend: That saddens me. I loved the trail.
We’re onto you
EastFriend: OK…THIS IS NOT DURING FILMING. These are with that bunch where Weitz has been talking with them–no cameras, no one else around. Then the 2 of them are talking…and… well, see for yourself.
EastFriend: Noooooo. They’re not having sex. Not at all.
Moon: Something funny must have happened like she tripped or he has a boner, cause he’s laughing his face off and she’s looking embarrassed.
At the end of the day, we’re just girls who like Twilight
EastFriend: Hi. Yeah. I kinda got emotional. Don’t judge.
UC: Me too
Moon: SQUEEEEEEEEAAAALLLing with excitement. I almost ran to hug the intern who walked by… I need a hug after watching that. Her hands in his hair… AHHH!!! Him smelling her neck… awwwwww Where’s that intern??!
UC: I may or may not like Twilight…
Moon: Sighs, It’s wrong that I’m not hitting that…
Oh Moon, we know how you feel.