Dear Mini Edward-
When you heard Moon’s cousin Lilcrazycow was headed back to the homeland you couldn’t stand by and let her go alone, you needed to see the land that birthed two wild, whacky and partially insane cousins. Who else would carry matching Lil Edward cases in their handbags and take incriminating and embarrassing photos of you at any chance? There must be something in the water in Oklahoma that our moms drank back in the day.
So you jumped in your car and chased after Lilcrazycow…
Even mini Vampires need to gas up the car. It’s amazing how much strength a little 7in plastic doll can have!
It was time to hit the road and bring our lilcrazycown home! Step on it!!
Uhhh oops… apparently the red dirt had your sharp senses a little off or those Oklahoma police officers are HUGE fans because you totally got pulled over and read your rights… you have the right to remain devastatingly handsome… anyone you kill and drink their blood can and will be used against you in a court of the Volturi!
Luckily this particular chief of police happened to be in the Moon family and let you off with a warning. THIS TIME. But next time you won’t be so lucky you”’ be forced to listen to karaoke and impromptu stand up comedy at the next Moon family reunion (coming this Thanksgiving!) as part of your sentence. Be scared!
Put your hands up so I can frisk you!
Themoonisdown
Location: somewhere around Seiling, Oklahoma
Letters to Rob 
Wow. Hubs “had” to use the computer for some calculations and said 10 minutes. It was 35. Story of my life.
So I’ll have to go back and pick up.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:27 am
Welcome back EyeC.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:29 am
Good to have you back – and you cracked the new page for us too!
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:30 am
Welcome back, EyeC!
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:31 am
So I burnt my chest a little, today. I read outside for a bit, and now I’m a little pink.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:30 am
tanning is so not healthy, wheree you never taught to Slip, Slop, Slap young miss Jenny!
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:32 am
Yes I was taught that, but it’s just the beginning of May here! Usually it’s not so hot, and the sun isn’t so bad. I mean, usually it still snows occasionally (and might still, who knows).
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:36 am
*checks chest* Nope still white, still two people.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:32 am
Don’t worry, it’s not painful. So we’re still linked emotionally and physically.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:35 am
I bet we can read each other’s thoughts too.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:35 am
Wait. Let me try.
Are you thinking about Rob?
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:37 am
funny I can read your thoughts too, but only when it comes to Rob for some reason.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:37 am
Yep, we can read each other’s thoughts.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:38 am
Strangest thing. How can we mysteriously be thinking of the exact same thing? ROBROBROBROBROBROBROBROB…………….
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:40 am
You guys are crack ups!
That’s me popping the cherry on a new page, yeah.
So the merge is not complete EP?
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:36 am
Apparently not, maybe when we’re in the same country.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:37 am
actually that could be interesting to watch. to date your (real) parents decided you were ever unlikely to meet by stashing you in different countries, now the meet up is planned i bet they are getting worried.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:39 am
It’ll be just like two little spheres of mercury. The minute they meet, BAM! One person!
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:42 am
That’s more science than I was ready to comprehend.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:44 am
LOL EYEC, that was awesome.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:44 am
If we merge, we’re writing a book about it. That would be a great story.
Or wait, let’s just video tape it and post it on youtube.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:41 am
More royalties in books BFF. The youtube can be like a commercial.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:42 am
More royalties, but also more work!
I suspect we’ll be lazy when we merge.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:44 am
Yeah…probably.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:45 am
correct, you will reach a much wider audience and no doubt come to the attention of Rob much quicker that way, you know how much he likes his computer.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:42 am
AND he would get a twofer!!!
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:46 am
Once EP and I merge (I love that we talk about it like it’s actually going to happen, no doubt in our minds), we’ll be the perfect woman for Rob. He’ll be unable to resist me/us/her, even from a distance.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:47 am
lol
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:51 am
That just reminded me did you see that post by EnglishGirl with the day in the life of Rob, very amusing, I loved when he sat down to read fan fic at his computer
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:44 am
That was really funny!
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:48 am
Guys, there was a moth in my room and now I can’t find it.
Moths freak me out. So bad.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:45 am
It will be attracted to the light, so sit there in the dark.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:48 am
I only have one light on in my room. My bedside lamp. And it’s not there. I saw it fly around there before, but nooo… now he’s hiding. Like he knows what I’m about to do.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:49 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:50 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
What are we AHHHHHHHHHHHing about?
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:52 am
That moth is hiding in your room, you don’t know where it is, it could fly at you at any moment! What if it came at you and you toppled over, WE could be hurt!
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:53 am
I sense mocking. But they are evil.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:58 am
Genuine concern BFF, always.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:59 am
it’s just a harmless moth, get over it! did you know we get bogan moths here, isn’t that a great word, bogan, and also so appropriate very descriptive. Do you describe people as bogans, we do.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:53 am
You are so unsympathetic! Rob is clearly not rubbing off on you.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:59 am
A moth is better than a bat. Always the positive spin!
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:53 am
I like bats! They’re so cute.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:59 am
Bats are cute, but a bit too much like birds, birds freak me out. Seriously.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:02 am
We just put up the birdbath outside our window and filled all the feeders. Love to watch the little finches and chickadeedeedees.
Unless you’re thinking of Hitchcock….then ya,freaky.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:06 am
I don’t mind birds. Unless yes, Hitchcock. Freaky movie.
But I like to throw peanuts and watch the Blue Jays eat them. So cute.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:08 am
I was attacked by a bird, now they freak me out.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:09 am
I’m afraid of big birds. Because birds are too unpredictable. But tiny birds I don’t mind.
What kind of bird attacked you??
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:10 am
I don’t actually know some long-legged beach bird. I was working at an aquarium and it flew at me and bit me. No telling what kind of gross that left. I’ve been bitten by a lot of birds, spoonbills like to bite, but it doesn’t hurt. Seagulls, have that hook so it hurts as do pelicans. And don’t look an owl in the eye, I wonder if they tell the Harry Potter actors that.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:13 am
Those owls are trained to hunt and they can see anything.
Wouldn’t it be frustrating to be a spoonbill and all you could do is lightly clamp onto somebody?
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:17 am
I can’t believe you’re taking the spoonbills side.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:18 am
Geez EP, quit pissing those birds off.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:19 am
I was trying to take care of them, they were in bird rehab.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:21 am
I’m not on his side, just thinking about what it’s like in his brain…
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:22 am
Awwe they were? Evil birds, then. Clearly.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:24 am
Oh in that case, probably is frustrating. They are funny birds, they kind of like to joke around, if that makes sense. The bite, take things, and if anything sparkles they will put it in their mouth.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:24 am
Great. Thanks EP. Now I have a visual of Edward being pecked at by Spoonbills.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:28 am
That’s kind of cool. Jokster birds! Spoonbills–all the better to hide things with.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:28 am
Ostriches and emues like sparkly things too, I know this because my grandpa used to own an ostrich farm, so Edward isn’t really safe from birds, except he could probably out run them or kill them
Spoonbills are cool as far as birds go, I liked the owls, I just couldn’t look at them in the face.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:31 am
I suppose birds would be frightened of Edward anyway. Him being the ultimate predator and all.
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:34 am
Wait. How did Edwaed get mixed up with birds?
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:37 am
Edward= Rob, and that’s never far from our thoughts, plus he (Edward not Rob) sparkles, birds like sparkle.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:39 am
Oh, the magic word–sparkle! How could I have missed it? And of course Rob accompanies us in these late night wanderings…….
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:44 am
I did my hs freshman biology paper on bats and rabies.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:08 am
OK, I have to be out of here very shortly, not that I want to but absolutely need to as i need to do some exercise (the change in season makes me so hungry, getting ready for the winter) and unlike FN i choose to do it at a reasonable hour not the middle of the night. wonder how she went?
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:47 am
I don’t think she starts until Monday. So what, a few hours?
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 3:51 am
I’m thinking about her. She has to be there in 2 hours! Maybe 1, if I read right about the 4:00AM possobility.
See ya Lizzie. Everybody seems to be jumping on the bandwagon here in prep for summer. Later.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:51 am
See ya Lizzie. If it’s 4am she has to be there in an hour, that is not ok.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 3:52 am
Night lovelies, think of me in the pool at 7pm, and it will be cold.
By: Lizzie on May 4, 2009
at 3:53 am
Brrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dali—Lorca~~~~~~~~
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 3:57 am
Ooooh.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:00 am
Bye Lizzie
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:00 am
Ugh. I guess I should sleep. I have to be up in 4 hours, and then figure out what the heck I’m supposed to be doing all day.
I don’t want to go. I’m not even tired yet!
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:35 am
I’m going to I have to finish this paper tomorrow and study for a test. Blech. Night everyone sweet dreams. I suppose Jenny and I will have the same dreams.
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:37 am
Oh and have fun at work tomorrow BFF!
By: ErPattz on May 4, 2009
at 4:38 am
Thanks BFF. Good luck with the paper! And the studying.
And let’s try and make them Rob dreams!
Night EyeC, talk to you tomorrow night. Sleep well when you go!
By: Jenny-meiss on May 4, 2009
at 4:41 am
Night to both of you lovelies. Get some sleep. See you both later.
By: EyeC on May 4, 2009
at 4:46 am
Moon!!! I love that your family is from Oklahoma!! Because the crazy totally IS in the water here! haha!! Too much fun in the red dirt!
M
By: myria101 on May 4, 2009
at 10:50 am