Dear Lil Edward-
As you know UC and I were together last weekend and part of this week which gave us plenty of opportunities to take you out and show you other areas of LA that you haven’t already seen and that’s saying something cause you get around a lot in my bag! The other great thing about UC visiting was that she brought her Lil Edward and you two go to meet!! Long lost brothers together at last! We were having so much fun together you two decided to take us to Griffith Park the real like site of Edward’s Meadow and indulge our fantasies a little by acting a few crucial scenes out for us… you boys are too good to us!
Stay tuned for more scenes from our radical weekend together!
Themoonisdown
On to the show…
Friends are friends forever… if the Lord’s the lord of them… oh wait scenes from the movie, not CCM songs from the early 90s
Then you guys acted out one of our least favorite lines in the whole movie… “You better hold on tight Spider Monkey…”
Then it got intense when you started in on the big reveal sequence… “I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”
and a tender moment… “What a stupid lamb… What a sick, masochistic lion”
“And so the Lion feel in love with the Lamb…” in Edward’s Meadow, aka Griffith Park between the screaming kids on the playground and the old dudes on the golf course. But sshhhh we won’t tell!
Then you guys REALLY got into it and we felt a bit awkward… “Hold still… I wanna try one thing…”
After we pried you two apart it was time for a family portrait in the meadow.
Coming soon… sprinkles… robertson blvd… santa monica pier… THE WORLD! Oh and our very first video. EVER!
PSSSSST: if you wish we’d throw you on our backs like a spider monkey don’t forget to vote for LTR as the Best Rob Fansite (as if there’s another!!) at the Dazzle Awards. All you gotta do is scroll down to “Best Rob Pattinson Fansite” and vote! Simple!
UGH! I have to go to a birthday party
Talk to you later!
By: French_Nugget on March 29, 2009
at 2:49 pm
@JBell, FN and Spunkme – I was able to forward the MP3′s from soccermom’s account to my home account and can download them from there. Must be something with windows live accounts. Thanks so much for all your help and for sending them.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:09 pm
Hey Carter, love your avatar pic!!
Although, in a strange way I kinda miss the lil’ “walk like an egyptian Christmas tree” guy.
Oh, I’ve coined a new Rob-ism.
“Robomones”. As in reference to the pheromones that Rob gives off, creating subliminal messages of uncontrollable lust, raging desire, near psychotic behavior in females.
If Rob does indeed have B.O., good for him!! Those pheromones are only released thru perspiration.
*sniff* *sniff* *swoon* I’ll be his armpit zombie any day!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:19 pm
re/ my avatar
That’s what everyone says… I guess I can bring it back if no one wants to see my face… *sad face*
i kid, i kid
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:27 pm
You should post a pic of you doing the walk like an egyptian pose. LOL
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:28 pm
oooooooo good idea! project for this afternoon haha
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:36 pm
LMAO @ armpit zombie. You handle that zone….i’ll be south-of-border zombie.
By: SoWasRed on March 29, 2009
at 3:34 pm
Hahaha. This Adaline chick is going to be posting a blog about meeting Rob last night at the JunoFest After Party thing… I’m on stand-by; refreshing her MySpace page every 10 seconds. Will post ASAP. lmao
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:19 pm
Sam’s going to the Juno’s!! Even BETTER chance Rob will be there!! Woo-hoo!
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:23 pm
I want pix or I will be skeptical.
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 3:24 pm
Or we’ll be able to just judge by her blog, you know – since we know Rob so well and all…
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:26 pm
Howdy! Just sitting down to watch Twilight with my friend. Squeals!!!!!
I’m like a little kid before Christmas, all excited and giddy. Luckily my friend loves me no matter what so I can let my freak flag fly.
@UC/Moon – Every week I think the PE series can’t get any funnier, and then you blow me away. I totally saw the LA reference points in a few of those poses and actually loved it even more thinking about that movie. Can’t wait until May 15th! Love me some PE fo’sho’.
By: byrdie on March 29, 2009
at 3:28 pm
@Byrdie
Hey, chickadee!
Are you gonna watch with commentary or not? I almost would rather watch it with these days to hear Rob…it’s like we’re on a date…now I could figure out how to mute KStew and Wicke, we’d be good to go…
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:39 pm
heehee – I told her we have to watch both. It will be a true test of friendship, I tell ya! She has already apologized for not begin a diehard fan, but that’s okay. I will take it wherever I can get it.
By: byrdie on March 29, 2009
at 3:53 pm
Ok I’m back. I have a full supply of gifs/pix ready to send your way…
@Vogue
That vid of Rob’s buttcrack was so divine…just want to get up close and run your hand down it!
@JAG
That sex drive video is f*ckin’ hot! Give his Disco stick and we’ll be havin’ some night fever!
@Vogue
That interview was so hilarious! I was like WTF??!!! Rob was probably on his A-game, but the thing was so chopped up when it would go to him, it tried to make that dude look funny and Rob to look like a p*ssy! I loved him in it anyway!
@IfOnly
Glad you got the mp3s from JBell/SM (hey me and your sis have the same initials–we’ll have to differentiate)
@Vogue
On chpt 4 of The Arrangement–that is so hot!
@JBell
You look so cute in your glasses! <3 smooch! Update us as soon as you know something!!!!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:33 pm
What name would you like? Or do you want Soccermom to change hers?
I was thinking about it yesterday after the S&M comment. One of you could be S&M or SM2 (I know, not too original). Or SMH (spunk me hard – lol, reminds me of effing Robert hard, don’t know why – mind always wanders to the dirty place…..) Do you have any ideas?
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:43 pm
SpM might work
although I like your idea of SMH!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:47 pm
I like SpM. I’ll start using it so it will catch on…
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:51 pm
I think he wants you…
http://s728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/?action=view¤t=wantsome.jpg
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:35 pm
dude, I’m snagging that pic for something. hope u don’t mind. It’s perfect!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:46 pm
Sharing IS Caring in the words of Darkward!
I steal so you can steal!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:48 pm
BTW, very second hand embarassed by the Spider Monkey comment, particularly since it happens just after one of my absolute favorite scenes (you really shouldn’t have said that).
I also liked the seatbelt line and his little smirk. Does that make me a twintuplet?
By: byrdie on March 29, 2009
at 3:37 pm
Do you mean this smirk?
http://s728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/?action=view¤t=Smirkmoving.gif
(These you probably have to use Ctrl + to enlarge)
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:43 pm
The smirk is the effing best!! It’s awesome foreplay…. You are so a twintuplet!
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:45 pm
smooch
you’re on my fake lesbian lover list!
watch out I might collar you too!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:46 pm
Sweet! I wouldn’t mind being collared. Just don’t chain me up. I get a little claustrophobic. LOL
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:54 pm
We don’t have to use the playroom…
LOL!!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:02 pm
I LOVED the seatbelt line!! Poor Edward is freaking out about those guys and he’s doing his best not to turn around and kill them. He is laughing and exasperated at the abusurdity of Bella telling him to put his seatbelt on because he is basically indestructible, where she is fragile in comparison to him. I thought it was a very telling line. And, his shakey voice was ADORABLE. It’s one of my favorite lines!!
And, I loved “Spider Monkey” too.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:48 pm
Twinners!!! I second everything you just said Vogie!
And he is so f*ckin hot when he is scary enraged…just look for yourself…refresher course…
http://s728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/?action=view¤t=EnragedEdward.gif
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:51 pm
Alright. The chick says “writing blog about meeting Robert Pattinson so for all you new friends – stay tuned! post it in a few min.”
It’s been a half hour!! Was it that awesome of an experience that it’s taking you 30 minutes to blog it!? I mean, really. Unless it involved being nekkid, meeting him does not take 30 minutes to blog about. kthxbai!
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:39 pm
Agreed. LAME.
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:41 pm
@JBell
I’m with JAG, skeptical of anything written about him withiout picture proof..is she supposed to post pix as well?
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:45 pm
B L O G !
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=130077453&blogId=479880886
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:43 pm
why is it so long! brb , reading now
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:44 pm
I walked over and he was saying “I can’t do that. I can’t do that”, so I pulled up beside him and said, “What can’t you do Robert” and he said, “I can’t take pictures tonight”. So I leaned over and said, “I don’t need a picture of you. You’re just a normal person trying to have a good time. I’m just happy to have this moment with you. Sometimes people want a piece of you, more specifically, a piece of Edward. I’m happy to be meeting you. And you’re just like me.”
ewwww she is such a stalker!!!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:45 pm
@Gen: Million smoochies for the new photos. You are the guru.
I’ll be home tomorrow night so hopefully be able to finally catch up with my wee hour westies.
By: byrdie on March 29, 2009
at 3:44 pm
Agreed with Carter –
“I walked over and he was saying “I can’t do that. I can’t do that”, so I pulled up beside him and said, “What can’t you do Robert” and he said, “I can’t take pictures tonight”. So I leaned over and said, “I don’t need a picture of you. You’re just a normal person trying to have a good time. I’m just happy to have this moment with you. Sometimes people want a piece of you, more specifically, a piece of Edward. I’m happy to be meeting you. And you’re just like me.”
At that point, he pulled me in and said in my ear, “You are the first person to say that to me all day, thank you”. I said, “You’re welcome. We’re the same”. ”
I don’t know if I see that happening??
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:49 pm
Let me re-iterate.
“At that point, he pulled me in and said in my ear, “You are the first person to say that to me all day, thank you”. I said, “You’re welcome. We’re the same”.”
I really can’t see him being that… ‘forward’ if you will…
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:50 pm
Is it wrong if I’m a little jealous? Even if it didn’t happen like that?
I want him to whisper in MY ear!!!
By: Dany on March 29, 2009
at 3:58 pm
I want him to nibble on my ear!!
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:00 pm
I’m skeptical too. But who knows. I do kinda feel like she is selling him out though to try to help get her music noticed.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 3:59 pm
One of the lines in Twilighted I HATED:
Mike Newton “How you likin’ da rain, girl?” MAKES ME CRINGE.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:49 pm
What about right after when transvestite Eric says:
Hey why don’t you let a playa play?
Cringe!
Yikes!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 3:54 pm
and Mike says, “Oh, what you playin’? T-Ball?”
I actually love that whole interaction too. lmao
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 3:55 pm
@Vogue – I’m so gonna be a bitch one night and say “how you likin’ da porn Vogue”. LMAO <3
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:02 pm
@JBell – what I’m going to say is TOTALLY not jealousy.
There’s something about this entire blog post of hers that REALLY BUGS ME.
But this is the crux of it: ”
At the end of the day, this story is about my music and about how it seems that all of this was meant to happen. ”
NOOOO….this story is about how you are USING Robert Pattinson to get attention to your music and to forward your career!
And here he was thinking that he was leaning in, taking refuge in someone who actually CARED about him!!
No, YOU DIDN’T GET A PIC WITH HIM, BUT YOU’VE TOTALLY WHORED HIM OUT ANYWAYS!!
AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:55 pm
WORD!
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 3:58 pm
Twinners – I thought the same thing – see my post back at JBell. She’s totally using him.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:04 pm
yeah i def would not have run to my blog and whored my moment with rob out like that..if it even happened like that at all..i dunno she rubs me the wrong way.
By: Melissa on March 29, 2009
at 4:07 pm
“The Cosmic Story of adaline and Robert Pattinson” —- sure sweetie, i’m sure it was cosmic
“As I finished watching my interview, I noticed my interview had been somehow linked to another interview…it was of Robert Pattinson. I smiled at the coincidence.” —- Not that much of a coincidence, there’s like 89127498365 videos him on the internets right now
“The next day I had an article published in a widely circulated paper here in Vancouver called 24 Hrs. They were promoting my upcoming Junofest show (The Junos are the Canadian Grammy Awards). I flipped open the page to my interview and who is on the page beside me? Robert Pattinson. I laughed out loud this time.” —– Also not a huge coincidence… Have you heard that they’re filming a new movie in Vancouver?
“Then the best part…
Last night I was at a Juno Afterparty at Richards on Richards (a fantastic live music venue in Vancouver). I’m hanging out upstairs and I look over…it’s Robert Pattinson. I couldn’t believe it! I spent the next few minutes trying to figure out how to say hi and what I could say that wouldn’t sound crazy.” *******STALKER ALERT******
“I walked over and he was saying “I can’t do that. I can’t do that”, so I pulled up beside him and said, “What can’t you do Robert” and he said, “I can’t take pictures tonight”. So I leaned over and said, “I don’t need a picture of you. You’re just a normal person trying to have a good time. I’m just happy to have this moment with you. Sometimes people want a piece of you, more specifically, a piece of Edward. I’m happy to be meeting you. And you’re just like me.” *****CREEEEPY*******
“At that point, he pulled me in and said in my ear, “You are the first person to say that to me all day, thank you”. I said, “You’re welcome. We’re the same”.” ********BARF********
“I told him about how I was a performer, so you never know, maybe he’ll be at a show someday!” —- somehow I find this hard to believe as you sound nothing like the black keys or kings of leon
“Somehow, my meeting with him got posted on Robert Pattinson websites because I have had over a thousand plays of my music today and it’s only noon~” —– you put it on twitter!!! what did you expect?!!?
“At the end of the day, this story is about my music and about how it seems that all of this was meant to happen. How I was meant to pick up that book, how I was meant to have all that press published, and how I was meant to be at that club last night, and how I was meant to meet you.” —– you sound like you are smoking too much pot
“Who knows, maybe I’ll be on the next “Twilight” Soundtrack…with your help anything is possible
” ——- oh god i hope not
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:56 pm
sorry if i sound super bitchy in this post but i agree with vogue, she’s totally whoring him out and it PISSES ME OFF
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 3:58 pm
Carter, I am lit’rally FURIOUS over this!! I am so tempted to go write a scathing note to her. SHE IS WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE WHO WANTED PICS WITH HIM!!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:58 pm
Agreed. I’m about to fly to Vancouver to kick her ass
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:00 pm
Douche…lets add her email address to every PORN site we can find LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 4:03 pm
hahahah i love you, you are stealth
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:04 pm
I like how you think JAG.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:06 pm
ROTFLMAO!
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:06 pm
I like the way you think JAG. Sweet.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:11 pm
I second that!
Stupid blog girl= porn website spammed!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:22 pm
That’s hilarious — I totally did that to the first ebay buyer who gave me negative feedback for no reason!!
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 29, 2009
at 4:42 pm
If she REALLY meant it when she said to him “we are the same, you’re just like me” or whatever, she wouldn’t be gushing about meeting him on her friggin blog and then commenting on how many hits she’s getting and how it’s good for getting her music out there!!
DOUCHE BAG.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 3:57 pm
She even makes a passing comment about “maybe I’ll get on the Twilight soundtrack…?!?!?”
I freakin’ hope Rob reads this story she posted. My heart just breaks for him!!
He can’t trust ANYBODY!!! Even the smallest interactions with people turn into a big deal that gets posted all over the net for their own 15 minutes of fame. Here he thinks that somebody is actually having sympathy for him having his privacy invaded that night, and she turns around and DOES IT TO HIM BY BROADCASTING THE WHOLE INCIDENT!!
Add this bitch to the FKL please….
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:07 pm
Final verdict on the blog?
Mine: She was dreamed it all up in her crazy/stalker/obsessed mind. lmao
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:04 pm
Blatant self promotion fo’sure
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 4:06 pm
Final verdict:
She saw him at the afterparty. She asked him to take a picture with her. He told her no pictures. She gave him the speech about being the same. He barfed into the bushes. He tried to push her away but slipped and she took it as pulling her closer. She misunderstood him when he said “please leave me alone, thank you.”
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:07 pm
*snort* LMAO! AGREED!
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:08 pm
hahah..he barfed into the bushes for sure..gag me that chicks so lame.
By: Melissa on March 29, 2009
at 4:08 pm
LMFAO u are sooo funny!
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 4:09 pm
LMAO CHR! That’s a good version. Sounds similar to the true Paris Hilton in the garden after Oscars story.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:10 pm
What’s the real after Oscars party story? I’m confused. do tell, If Only!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:13 pm
Supposedly Paris Hilton dragged him out to the garden to talk at an after party…..this is how part of the whole “Paris stay the hell away from him” thing started (as well as her saying she loved the movie, thought he was cute, ect). Anyways, I totally picture him saying “please stay away from me” and barfing in a bush as opposed to having meaniful conversation with her.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
How do we know she didn’t make the whole thing up for attention and never has even been in the same room with him much less have him whisper in her ear? Sounds like someone’s personal D*mn fantasy to me? I’m going now to look at it myself. Are there pictures?
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:09 pm
@IfOnly – “I’m so gonna be a bitch one night and say “how you likin’ da porn Vogue”. LMAO <3″
Nooooo!!!!!! IfOnly!!
Don’t make me have to spend the afternoon working on your punishment.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:09 pm
(butt cheeks clenching at thought of punishment) LOL
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:19 pm
OK, so how can we use Twitter to diss this chick??
Twitter experts?? hello?
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:10 pm
i forsee a fakeadeline twitter account that consistently tweets about her cosmic connection with rob and how they’re the same and blah blah blahhh..
By: Melissa on March 29, 2009
at 4:14 pm
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.
Someone please get on that stat!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
I completely volunteer btw
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
I’m thinking that she may have honestly – and ONLY – SEEN HIM across the room and then went into this sick little fantasy in her mind of how she would walk across the room and oh-so-casually fall into an “intense” conversation with him and how he would take one look at her and fall in love.
Her depiction of how it (probably didn’t) happen sounds like some shit straight out of fanfic. Like her next blog will continue on to how he led her out of the smokey bar and back to his hotel to ravage her.
B*tch please.
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:13 pm
Must check out. Music fangirl meets with Rob at music festival:
She receives a warm embrace from him too!!!!
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=130077453&blogId=479880886
By: Angie on March 29, 2009
at 4:13 pm
Been there. Done that. Have already rendered a final verdict. Thanks
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:14 pm
Oh DAMN you girls work fast dissecting that from what I see above. Sorry for redundant post.
By: Angie on March 29, 2009
at 4:14 pm
lol
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:16 pm
JBell, thanks for the songs, are there 3 more? could you send them to me?
kyleeblue@sbcglobal.net
thankyouthankyouthankyou
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 4:15 pm
Ok I read it…sounds like personal made up fanfic shit to me….IF anything, I’ll go with CHR’s assessment…
She saw him at the afterparty. She asked him to take a picture with her. He told her no pictures. She gave him the speech about being the same. He barfed into the bushes. He tried to push her away but slipped and she took it as pulling her closer. She misunderstood him when he said “please leave me alone, thank you.”
Honestly, don’t believe that garbage!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:15 pm
I totally just said that about the fanfic!!! LMFAO “Twinners!”
“Her depiction of how it (probably didn’t) happen sounds like some shit straight out of fanfic. Like her next blog will continue on to how he led her out of the smokey bar and back to his hotel to ravage her.
B*tch please.”
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
Just got this direct message from RobPattznews
“I believe it. She has credibility to protect. I mean she is a singer. Besides. No pictures/no truth not always the case. ex: Sam’s show.”
My original message to RobPattznews: “I agree with @msjbell she can’t provide pictures and that doesn’t sound like something he would do”
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:16 pm
well even if it did happen, she’s still a douche bag in my opinion.
By: Melissa on March 29, 2009
at 4:18 pm
& if they’re so “the same” should we expect rob to run to his myspace and blog about meeting adeline and how it was kismet LOL.
By: Melissa on March 29, 2009
at 4:21 pm
LMAO!! Credibility??? What credibility!? lmfao She’s the flavor of the day and nobody will even remember her come tomorrow.
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:18 pm
Hell, I could write that on a blog and it would spread like wildfire in 5 minutes across the net, doesn’t make it true!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:20 pm
I really am considering doing it… lmfao!
@MsJBell “JUST MET ROBERT PATTINSON GOING INSIDE FOR THE JUNO AWARDS!! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!”
omg. Hilarious
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:21 pm
JBell we are Twinners!
Fanfic!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
“fakeradaline” is availabe if anyone is interested in making trouble
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:21 pm
Let’s see it spread like wildfire. LMFAO
MsJBell JUST MET ROBERT PATTINSON GOING INSIDE FOR THE JUNO’S!! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW! With his friend Sam Bradley, whom I ADORE!less than 5 seconds ago from web
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:23 pm
guess i should have done it from my phone to make it more believable huh? lmao ho-hum
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:25 pm
Don’t forget to add something like
..he took me off into a secluded room where he cornered me from behind and said “Say It” and I said “Ok, I’m so the same as you–love some lovin’ in my back pocket oven, get the butter!”
LOL!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:30 pm
And then add…oh we were so the same, I’m good at acting out movies, maybe I’ll be in New Moon with him!” *don’t forget to put fluttering eyelashes*
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:31 pm
…o0o…
*drifting off to fantasy land*
…WAIT! Can it be the riding crop instead!? Shit, it’s my fantasy. It’s the riding crop.
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:31 pm
Oh JBell, wanting some Domward?
Line froms to the left, sista!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:35 pm
yea she most definably is whoring him out. I mean every post on twitter from her from today has “Robert Pattinson” listed and everything in CAPS.
By: Angie on March 29, 2009
at 4:30 pm
So glad his response to all this would probably be to:
roll his eyes
laugh
Say” Seriously? That’s absurd!”
and then give the hand swipe “Pfft!”
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:34 pm
I’m all for doggin her *evil grin*, just don’t do anthing that will bring here more attention.
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 4:32 pm
lmfao I seriously have not stopped laughing for about 15 minutes. I have to go take a shower. Don’t do anything EPIC without me!!
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 4:38 pm
@Jbell – Let’s see it spread like wildfire.
You said “spread”. heh-heh-heh-heh
Thats another word that I will never be able to read without giggling like Bevis & Butthead, thanks to fanfic.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:38 pm
Totes on the same wavelength there!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:58 pm
Good afternoon girlies!
First off i am glad to be back home and able to be on here ALL day!
@JBell JAG vOUGE & CARTER:
you girls have had me cracking up all morning/afternoon!
Second UC & MOON love the post today! week after week i think they just cant get any better and the they do!
By: tara on March 29, 2009
at 4:40 pm
Oh totally for got SpunkMe!
please forgive!
By: tara on March 29, 2009
at 4:41 pm
Oh Tara…shall I forgive you? Let me consult my inner Domward….mmmm…yes…yes…ok…right…
Domward says you must have a spank with the riding crop so you won’t step out of line again. Then all is forgiven.
LOL!!
Missed you popping in from time to time…Where have you been?
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:48 pm
How many of you think that PerezHilton.com will pick up on this Adaline from her encounter with Robert Pattinson?
Cuz you know Perez will most definitely bring her more exposure.
By: Angie on March 29, 2009
at 4:41 pm
How sad that she took something so beautiful as meeting Rob and 1) made it about her and 2) turned it into a shameless promo about her questionable musical ability
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 4:41 pm
Again…
Until there is proof…
didn’t happen.
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:46 pm
but what a BITCH for using his name!!! just because he is the IT guy, it doesn’t give her the right to use him
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 4:51 pm
Agreed
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:57 pm
EXACTLY. I am so angry because this is just another thing for Rob to be paranoid about!! People using him in every way possible, left and right!! He’s going to wonder about EVERY single person he talks to or meets!! He’ll be thinking “what do they want? do they really like me for ME? Or because I’m famous??” YOU KNOW HE ALREADY THINKS THAT WAY!! Oh, I want to weep!!!
Admittedly, there are some of us here who have blogs about Rob, and I suppose that someone could say that in a way, WE are using him. But, but you know what? WE ARE NOT trying to get business or make money off him! Or further our careers by using an association to him!! We don’t even use our real names!! We’re just a bunch of nutty, cooky gals who adore him.
If I EVER meet him, I might mention it, but WILL NEVER EVER give details .
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:46 pm
And by mention, I mean HERE, to you guys. NOT ON TWITTER. NOT ON FACEBOOK.
Man, why am I so steamed?? I really am!! I feel like in a way she has raped him!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:48 pm
Because she tried to play it so cool with him – like he wasn’t a big deal, “just a person” and then totally sold him out (using his celebrity status, not his “just a person” status) to promo herself.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:51 pm
“We feel very protective” of him.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 4:53 pm
@Vogue
I felt that way when all that was being said about him stinking! I thought how cruel, mean and heartless…he must be offended and hurt, but after he answered on moviephone, he totally had this kind of attitude about the whole thing…
roll his eyes
laugh
Say” Seriously? That’s absurd!”
and then give the hand swipe “Pfft!”
I really think even though he can be paranoid about some things, I think he is also laid back about stuff and he probably just would ignore it and say whatever…
Not that it excuses this chicks deplorable behaviour…but it’s no different than that Nina chick article where she was totes sayin’ she was mad that her picture with Rob is going around the net and she isn’t getting to cash in on it….sick people I tell ya!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 4:54 pm
We may get pretty dirty and silly on here but when it gets right down to it, I think we have real honest feelings for him. I know I do. I would do anything to protect him from this shit and I’m betting anyone here would do the same!
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 4:54 pm
@Carter…if you’re out there, THANK YOU for taking the time to send me all those emails on Friday. I really appreciate it : )
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 4:46 pm
no problemo
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:49 pm
Hey Vogue, sent you a DM on twitter… can you let me know what you were talking about?
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:51 pm
sorry Carter, I couldn’t find how/where to DM you. I was wondering about the tweets that said you set up the fakeadaline account. I’m just trying to cover your butt. LOL!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:55 pm
Hahaha no worries, I deleted those. i don’t think you can delete posts on wordpress or else I’d do it
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 29, 2009
at 4:59 pm
I can’t get past the “No pictures tonight” comment to dissect the rest of the story.. Anyone else think that was a little “off”? That seems so uncharacteristic of him. He always seems so generous of his time. Something just didn’t fit about that story of hers.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on March 29, 2009
at 4:53 pm
I don’t think it’s strange at all. He HATES being stared at, and has always said that he is prone to paranoia and having people stare at him. It would stand to reason that he probably REALLY hates having his pic taken, but endures it when it’s called for with his job such as at premieres, etc…
When he’s off the clock and trying to have A LIFE, a private life, he probably doesn’t want cameras in his face and people bugging him for pics.
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 4:57 pm
When I got to the lion and the lamb scene I literally laughed until I couldn’t breathe! Hilarious ladies, you have outdone yourselves.
By: Eyes of Amber on March 29, 2009
at 4:54 pm
Scandalous! hahaha
By: spamwarrior on March 29, 2009
at 4:59 pm
I feel so bad for Rob he must really beginning to hate our gender because we act like such animals.
The young ones scream at him at malls uncontrollably. Older ones with an agenda use him to promote themselves.
Our gender just can’t get it under control. Our hormones certainly take over the better of us.
You never see guys do this stuff to this extent to female celebrities.
By: Angie on March 29, 2009
at 5:00 pm
Must be the estrogen making us all act nuts!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:03 pm
http://s728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/?action=view¤t=hideme.jpg
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:08 pm
Rob says:
http://s728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/?action=view¤t=Kissmyass.gif
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:10 pm
His facial expressions are the best
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 5:17 pm
chirp chirp where did everybody go?
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:14 pm
@SpunkMe While it’s quiet…could you please send me Robs songs, JBell sent my 2 but I need the other 3 (although my puter wouldn’t let me download one)
pleasepleaseplease…
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 5:18 pm
I have In My Head and I Don’t Mind. Is that the 2 you need?
Get me your e-mail address and I’ll get them to you.
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:22 pm
Hey Spunk, could I get you to send me Rob’s songs?? I don’t have any
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 5:23 pm
my email is sexytimewithrob@aol.com
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 5:24 pm
Yes, love.
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:26 pm
kyleeblue@sbcglobal.net
thanks
By: Felicia on March 29, 2009
at 5:24 pm
I’m still here. I’m just popping in and out.
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 5:18 pm
Hi! I am new to LTR. Nice to meet everyone. Can I please get a copy of the mp3s too? I have never heard them before. Appreciate it much! Thanks.
Jen
jenkgcg@yahoo.com
By: Jennifer on March 29, 2009
at 5:16 pm
come Jen! I don’t know what MP3′s your talkin’ about but i’m sure SOMEONE does!
By: unintendedchoice on March 29, 2009
at 5:39 pm
Hi Jennifer…coming right up…
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:44 pm
You rock. That was fast. Thanks so much. You have made my night.
And thanks to everyone who has posted the Twi-porn links. Is it supposed to be this addictive?
By: Jennifer on March 29, 2009
at 8:20 pm
You two are just priceless!!! Every time I read your LTR it immediately brightens my day! You gouys really make me laugh. Keep it coming, YEA!!!!
By: Lynda on March 29, 2009
at 5:18 pm
oh THANKS Lynda!
By: unintendedchoice on March 29, 2009
at 5:39 pm
So my blog stats were soaring today. Turns out they are debating the Kiss in my Dirty Bits vid and GIF, breaking it down FBR style. LOL. Some think it’s from Broke back mountain, some say its real…
The person who sent me the link file originally said it was from the original LA trailer that got pulled cause it was too steamy. So the debate rages on is it him or not? Whoever sees the movie first has to let us know.
No matter I still get hot lookin at it. LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 5:19 pm
lmao I just tweeted that to you without refreshing here. My bad
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 5:25 pm
Does that mean your blog is gettin around? Hopefully, they see all your great stuff!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:25 pm
It’s really a little scary over there, they are really hard core. But since I was sent the vid link I can’t say for sure if the first kiss is real, the 2nd one in the water is real that’s for sure. The stats are crazy but no haters yet. I did add a little update saying that there is a debate over the kiss.
By: Just a Girl on March 29, 2009
at 5:29 pm
OK….WTF is Ryan Seadouche’s problem with Rob exactly???
What has Rob done to deserve the repeated dissing by Seadouche???
Over at Robsessed, they have a magazine scan and on the article, it says “One person Robert’s charm hasn’t worked on, though, is Ryan Seacrest. The DJ told Kellan “Rob is the lead, but you’re the better-looking Cullen.”
Um, Seadouche, guess what? Rob was cast to play a role of the WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN.
If Kellan were truly hotter than Rob, he would be the one getting mobbed everywhere, having trash stories written about him and his smell, and stupid Ho-bags like Adaline slinking up to him for self serving purposes.
BUT KELLAN ISN’T THE BETTER LOOKING, SO F**k OFF!!
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 5:22 pm
@Vogue
You sure are worked up today!
Daayem your hot when your pissed!
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:24 pm
Note to self – don’t piss off Vouge…….
By: IfOnly on March 29, 2009
at 5:31 pm
ya think?
By: SpunkMe on March 29, 2009
at 5:38 pm
where the hell is my xanax???
By: vogue18 on March 29, 2009
at 5:40 pm
Fleeting thought -
“No proof, no truth”
That’s all:)
By: JBell on March 29, 2009
at 5:32 pm