Dear Rob,
Okay..if you insist
Love,
UnintendedChoice
*Thanks to the marvelous Zephyersky for today’s Rob Porn. Zephyersky sends me 1 Rob Porn every day. Best part of my day…
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Posted by: UC | March 25, 2009
Rob Porn: The softcore edition
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Thanks for the recommendations. A healthy dose of some RobPorn will get me back in the game with a *bang & a poof*
Ponder this…
What if Rob had brothers instead of sisters how f*ckin hot would that family be….
JAG out!
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 3:28 pm
that would be all bad.
By: tara on March 25, 2009
at 3:37 pm
OMG! What a thought! Melted.
By: EyeC on March 25, 2009
at 3:42 pm
“With a bang & a poof” LOL! Sing that to the song “with a wink and a smile”. Kinda funny! LOL!
By: Jena on March 25, 2009
at 3:32 pm
HI gals! I’ve been lurking and looking at pics in between running around like a crazy lady. I very suddenly became the host of 18 people for dinner tonight. A big group of us family/friends are getting together for cheeseburgers and TAYTER tots! LMAO! It is gonna be a crazy wed. night…anyway, LOVE to you all! Not sure when I’ll be back…just know I’m always lurking…because I can’t completely stay away..EVER.
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 3:49 pm
I’m coming over! I love tayter tots!
By: Jena on March 25, 2009
at 4:32 pm
at this point, the more the merrier! You are totes invited!
“Hey everyone this is Jena, I met her through a website where I obsess over a movie star.”…LMAO….
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 4:49 pm
@Kristin
Hey I meant to tell you I was lmao at your post about your boobies and Rob!
Did DH ever hear that?
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 4:54 pm
Hey, Girls!!
This is my second post, I’m new in all this, be pacient with me
I discovered LTR like 3 days ago, and I’ve been laughing so hard with you girls, thank you!! It’s been great to find people that feel this way about this man.
But most of all, thank you Rob for…well, for looking so damn hot every f*king day! lol
So, about the circ’d thing…I don’t think he is…too bad, cuz at least in my experience, it’s better when they are. Anyway…does anyone REALLY care? If one of us finds out, it will be cuz they’re banging Rob, and that is…*sighs*… no, I won’t disrespect that by putting it into words LoL
Thanks A LOT for today’s Rob Porn. It was all I needed to make my day. Even when we’re having a sunny day here (I’m from Chile, Southamerica), I wouldn’t mind staying in bed sweating it out with Rob
Sorry for the long post!
By: Dany on March 25, 2009
at 4:09 pm
@Dany Welcome the Den of Sin.
By: Carrie on March 25, 2009
at 4:11 pm
Yes Dany welcome!
By: tara on March 25, 2009
at 4:17 pm
Welcome to the Fray Dany, BTW, I loooooove Chilean wine!
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 4:43 pm
Chile! How I love our international love chain. Welcome Dany. Glad to have you join the fun.
By: EyeC on March 25, 2009
at 4:25 pm
Dany – (said in my most ominous deep voice) You are in good company, come right in, sit down…can we offer you some cream of cullen? LMAO
WELCOME to the crazy!
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 4:32 pm
Welcome!
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 25, 2009
at 4:45 pm
Welcome Dany. In the words of the ever eloquent Britney. “I got your crazy”
By: therealrobzilla on March 25, 2009
at 4:51 pm
@SpunkMe did u talk to DH about KOL. I think TRR was going to try and get tix this week. Just let me know.
By: Carrie on March 25, 2009
at 4:10 pm
@ carrie… Thanks for d links to tweetdeck, much appreciated! Although can’t do anything w it right now coz Internet is going fail whale at d moment stuck w typing on iPhone
By: Sherin on March 25, 2009
at 4:26 pm
And by the way gals,I think I blew up a kidney laughing my butt off over the circ’ ed issue, I thought about that wayyyy back. So what’s d verdict ? Is there skin on d pene or not?
By: Sherin on March 25, 2009
at 4:32 pm
on d pene? OMG I am seriosuly cry-laughing right now.
I say WHO THE HELL CARES! Its his and I will love it, and touch it, and pet it, and…and…and…..
wait…what? sorry.
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 4:34 pm
LMAO!!! I will love it and squeeze it and call it George. That takes on a whole new meaning with I love L.A. out there.
I brought up the circ issue. I don’t really care either way. It’s still the PattinsonPenis. Skin or no skin is no skin off my teeth. I’m just pervy curious.
By: therealrobzilla on March 25, 2009
at 4:49 pm
ME TOO!
Let’s continue discussion of it!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 4:51 pm
Oh I am totally curious too, in time we will know I’m sure. someone on twitter( i think) said..who cares if he stinks..how does he TASTE? NOW THAT is something I am curious about! LMAO!
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 4:54 pm
lets ask clare
dear future mother-in-law,
i would really like to know .is there skin on the pene?
here’s to hoping you would get granbabies from ME,
sherin
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:02 pm
george?!!!bwahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:00 pm
LMAO !!!! kristin, girl you crack me up! are u sure you don’t wanna robjob it?
By: Sherin on March 25, 2009
at 4:52 pm
Hi all
In the interests of sanity and the mundane but sadly necessary calls of normal life (yes I did have one once) I have been lurking regularly but posting less …
BUT I have to say, today’s Robporn picture is just so mind numbingly gorge and yes I would love to stay in bed with him all week …. and I’m too drained of sleep (busy week workwise for me) to be any wittier than that today, but how about taking a long look at that pic again (sorry can’t do anything techie to make a link of the pic appear here) and listening to this song … or better still sing it in your head to him ‘cos you know its true. *SIGH*
By: English Girl on March 25, 2009
at 4:34 pm
Hi English Girl
RL sucks don’t it? Come back to us, when you can of course 
And we fully expect you to make it to the big orgy/convention we are having.
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 4:36 pm
It’s lucky I am my own boss, or I’d be so busted for poor performance!!! I had to submit an short article today (to promote my business), and had already been chased twice for it, so ended up writing it up in more of a hurry than I usually would, hoping it would do (I thought it read well actually). The editor thought it was perfect and just what she wanted … so now I’m thinking, well why bother with all the effort in future? Just wing it. Dangerous …. I am normally a perfectionist!
By: English Girl on March 25, 2009
at 4:46 pm
@English Girl
Am I ok to assume you are from England?
Mind if we ask you the opinion on the whole circ’d issue re:Rob?
Sorry, ladies, but I am intrigued and can’t stop thinking about it now.
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 4:49 pm
Yes I’m English and live in the UK currently, but I’ve lived all over the world including the US.
Def not going to go into detail ‘cos it is too close to the vein for me to discuss in public (ha ha ha … no pun intended – honest!).
But it’s not the norm in the UK (or even europe in general I think) for men to be circumcised.
And that is all I am saying ladies … ‘cos I’m British and you are embarassing me!!!!! Even your name embarasses me SpunkMe!!! I can hardly bring myself to type it!
And I think we need to afford our lovely guy a little privacy about that detail? (but don’t worry about me … I will just skip over all the posts about it, just because I have turned into a prude doesn’t mean you all have to – still love you all!!!)
(ps …. I have taken a late evening phone call from a promotions person about an event I am attending this weekend in the middle of this post and I was terrified I was going to utter some word like “foreskin” to her inadvertently. Oh dear ….. I am trying to be prim and proper …)
By: English Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:11 pm
oh totally…I would so be fired now if I had a serious job….can you imagine like being a doctor “Sir, code blue”…me: “uh..hang on, I think Gen is gonna post a pic of Rob from Rome”..
LMAO
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:00 pm
EG, that Tina Arena song is the best! What a set of pipes! Perfect for our Rob porn of the day.
By: EyeC on March 25, 2009
at 6:39 pm
Forget a week, I could stay in bed with him all month!
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 25, 2009
at 4:43 pm
AMen!! Halleluyer!!
By: Mrs. P. on March 25, 2009
at 4:48 pm
I’m sooo jealous of u gals who are going to the KOL concert * sobs*
By: Sherin on March 25, 2009
at 4:49 pm
Another porn star following me on Twitter WTF
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 4:49 pm
WHAT?!?–how do u know?
By: Mrs. P. on March 25, 2009
at 4:50 pm
Go to their profile, it’s usually right out there…plus with a name like Silky Swallow well it aint hard to tell LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 4:58 pm
OMG – I love it. Who cares. I am kind of jealous I don’t have any porno people checkin’ in on me….
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:04 pm
silky swallow eh/we could so use that as a like a code or something
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:05 pm
Gah! She followed me earlier this week, I blocked her sorry ass
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 5:06 pm
I knew it! Between u and me we have corned the pornstar market on twitter. LOL
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:32 pm
just make your profiles private…that way u have to add people b4 they can c your updates. I haven’t gotten any spam since I did that….a few unknowns, but no freaks!! LOL
By: Mrs. P. on March 25, 2009
at 5:41 pm
@JAG
You have that affect on them…geez look what porn you produce for us! Who can blame them!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 4:50 pm
Cause you are our resident porn star! ;-p
By: therealrobzilla on March 25, 2009
at 4:52 pm
Ladies, ladies. Sorry to have stirred the Great Penis Question Pot. I’m a verra curious gal. Y’all have a great time but not too great because I have to leave in a few.
I have to go to – drumroll please – church to practice with the group I sing in. How ironic is that?
By: therealrobzilla on March 25, 2009
at 4:53 pm
I love the penis pot and I too would like to know if he is snipped or not! We need someone English to give us the low down (or down low, LOL) on the Pattinson Pene….is it normal to snip snip or is it normal to leave it alone!?!?!
@trr – why are you apologizing!?! I love you! Have funning singing at church while you think about dirty sexytime with our boy!
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:02 pm
funning? what the hell…sorry. I have had entirely too much caffeine today. I look like a crack addict. Actually my crack=rob. and I can’t get enough!
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:03 pm
@Kristen left you a post up top of page, but we are too far down now…just cracked up at your story about boobies and Rob you posted!
Still laughing! I’m always mortified everytime my little girl yells out something about Rob at school in front of everyone!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:12 pm
haha – no thank god she dropped it before he came home, then we were gone at dance all night…I am just hoping she forgets about “Wob” all together. LMAO
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:20 pm
I tried to do a little research. Big dork here, no pun inteneded. I found the latest numbers for British Circ rates were in 2000. Around 1% of boys under the age of 16 were circ’d at that time. Seems the trend fell off sharply after 1949. However it did say that the rate was 17% for London boys. Do with that info what you will.
By: therealrobzilla on March 25, 2009
at 5:07 pm
So numbers say he’s not…hmmm that’s interesting…ok who’s gonna look up example pictures? Where’s Genevieve? LOL!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:09 pm
hmm that is really intresting..
By: tara on March 25, 2009
at 5:14 pm
i;ve gotta stop looking on here! todays Robporn just makes me want, want, want like a spoiled little brat!! i think the trumpet is uncut going by the stat but its a nice mystery!
By: beer-me on March 25, 2009
at 5:25 pm
ummm…didnt someone posted a collage of robcrotch pic yesterday that fakerpatzz posted on twitter?one of them had a definite bulge.maybe we should take a look at it again
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:07 pm
here it is: http://i40.tinypic.com/1rp7qt.png
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:15 pm
There is a definite bulge…. omg new panties alert
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 5:15 pm
so what do u gals think?snipped or unsnipped?
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:18 pm
See above Kristin ^^^
By: English Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:15 pm
Unsnipped.
DH is european & lots of canucks are Euro background so it’s not uncommon here to be au-natural. It’s all good ladies, like a cute little sharpei or a pene with a turtle neck. It’s also supposed to feel better for the guy (don’t know if that’s true)
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:35 pm
I’ve heard that too. They say cutting removes alot of the ‘sensitive’ nerve endings!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 5:53 pm
@Jag- What? Didn’t you ask? LOL!
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 5:53 pm
@Carrie
I just looked up KOL on ticketmaster to see price. It’s killing me, but that’s outta my budget range so I’m going to have to pass!! I HATE my budget! I wish I could go! You will have to video it and then upload it on here to share after. Makes me so mad! @@%#!@$#^&%&*
Sorry, <3 Carrie and TRR
*depressed*
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:05 pm
oh hun,sorry about that,wish i could go too * hugs* a friend od mine in sydney went to their concert last week and he said they were awesome!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:16 pm
@Sherin
Thanks! I’ll just have to settle for listening to them on CD I guess.
Hey, what fanfic are you reading now?
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:27 pm
not reading anything right now…will start again this weekend coz i intend to finish it…damn RL
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:31 pm
@English Girl
I was terrified I was going to utter some word like “foreskin” to her inadvertently. Oh dear ….. I am trying to be prim and proper …)
ROTFL!!!!
Thanks for your input sorry my name is so dirty…Rob has that effect on me.
But now I will have to be thinkin’ something new with this info. This is totally blowing my mind! I had no idea!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:15 pm
You guys are so funny that you are obsessed over this issue. In the days pre-husband (ok so we are going back a while here) I never gave it a second thought … Whatever was there was there, … or not, depending …..
I tried typing some more to this post, but whatever way I said it, it made me sound like a loose woman … so am going to have to leave it at that!
By: English Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:27 pm
@EG
We are obsessed with this issue because it is almost unheard of here in the States..hence fascination with the mechanics, visual, everything! W-O-W!
But in researching it, it sounds like it is much better all the way around to be uncirc’d. I think 99.99% of US men are circ’d. It’s just automatic at birth, so they are to look like their Fathers, friends when they are older and they tout some cleanliness/infection issue at you as well.
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:46 pm
FYI………blue october released their latest album…anyways S Meyers listed My Never..which she got an early release of apparently…anyways as a song on her playlist Book 2 of Breaking Dawn it is very angsty..love me some Blue October
By: brummielover on March 25, 2009
at 5:23 pm
@english girl..you are so sweet! We love you too!
Sounds like our boy has some unsliced bologna…
Now I just need to learn about how to “handle” that…ROWR.
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 5:23 pm
In case you were just as curious as me re: our new found info on the Robnana…
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080911134836AAue12A
Maybe we Americans got it all wrong here…
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:25 pm
LMAO! Did you read some of those responses? There is a site for foreskin stretching exercises!! I volunteer to assist Rob in stretching his foreskin!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:03 pm
the fakers strike again!!LOL
FakerStephanieR@fakerpattz Better not be messing around w/Nikki R. again on set.Gossip says you may be. Remember you just made up w/Tom.Don’t screw it up
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:26 pm
NM info from Rachelle POV-
http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=10025
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 5:30 pm
Thanks a lot for the welcoming words, it’s impossible not to like all of you. Your acute fondness is touching and I’m even thinking real hard about becoming a fake lesbo just to join the fun.
However, I don’t know if I can ever forgive you all now that you put the words “Rob”, “pene” and “chilean wine” in the same page…I can not take responsability for what I will be thinking and doing next time I’m around a glass of wine…
**PLEASE God, DO NOT let that happen when I’m in a family reunion….REALLY. I’M BEGGING HERE!**
By: Dany on March 25, 2009
at 5:30 pm
LMAO!!! just say ” i wanna toast the rob’s banana,just for existing!”
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:34 pm
@Dany
Hi Welcome to Rob’s Den of Sin!
Hope you’ll stay and play every day!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:36 pm
Hey Dany – welcome to the club!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 5:56 pm
Unsnipped.
DH is european & lots of canucks are Euro background so it’s not uncommon here to be au-natural. It’s all good ladies, like a cute little sharpei or a pene with a turtle neck. It’s also supposed to feel better for the guy (don’t know if that’s true)
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 5:36 pm
@JAG
I was just curious for visuals in my fantasies…cause I had no idea and was totally picturing him wrong…But now, I’m fascinated by the new visual! I think that just made me want him more! Is that possible???!!!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:39 pm
inow m never going to get the image out of our robnana wearing a turtle neck.
is ok,i still wanna stare at it,look,touch,play,caress it,nibble,,,uuhhh…ok…*mental brakes*
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:41 pm
Uh…yeah! Get in line sista!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 5:47 pm
@ spunk me:
some ppl were saying in the first page that the fanfic the red line and then something with barflies in it were good.do u have links for these ?
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:53 pm
Where’s that pic of Rob popping his head out of that sweater? Gen – HELP!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 5:55 pm
@Sherin
I don’t have those links. Haven’t heard of them either..we should get JAG or Vogue to check on those for us.
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:02 pm
What? You didn’t ask?
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 5:55 pm
gawds,fakerpattz and co. are killing me with these tweets
@RobPattzNews HA Nikki needs to stop mooning over me and dropping vague references everywhere. I’m tired of her.
@rizzoyzuko Why is it such a big deal? The French don’t bathe daily! I’m conserving water. I am good for the environment!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 5:56 pm
Hahahahaha!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=9453&fullsize=1
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 5:58 pm
OMG!! That’s the first thing I thought of when JAG said his penis was wearing a turtle neck!! LOL!!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:00 pm
i thought of that too! funniest thing ever!! if Rob ever saw this………OMG
By: beer-me on March 25, 2009
at 6:07 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
CLASSIC!!!
That is hysterical I.AM.CRYING TEARS.
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:01 pm
LMAO!!!! oh yeah,just like i pictured it!!! robnana popping out of his turtleneck !!HAHAHAHAHA
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:06 pm
OK. This is a legit request and not an underhanded way of getting Genevieve to post pictures. (I just ask outright for those). Daughter is doing book report on New Moon and needs some pics. Can you guys help? I know everything is going to be photoshopped at his point since filming just started, but that’s OK. Thanks!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:08 pm
This should be her cover page…
http://www.clevver.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/new_moon_poster_edward.jpg
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:16 pm
Thanks SpunkMe! Not sure if that is gonna be umm… too sexual for school, but definitely printing anyway! *sneaks away to stash under pillow*
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:21 pm
there goes my fanfic fantasies of his robnana. when bella went south of the border on him,them fanfic writers never mention no foreskin LOL
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:10 pm
@Sherin – Did you see my post above about foreskin stretching exercies? There is a site for that! LOL!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:14 pm
yes,i read it LOL.methinks i need to memorize that in honor of the day i get to make out with rob.never hurts to be ready.LMAO!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:18 pm
Yes, We LTR ladies must always be prepared for that wonderful moment!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:23 pm
@Sherin
Thought the EXACT same thing…told English Girl that I had Rob pictured all wrong and now need to readjust for fantasy and fanfic.
Look up pictures of uncirc’d on net. INTERESTING!
Afraid to post a link here..
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:18 pm
You know me and my detective skills…
Info…
http://mensightmagazine.com/Articles/Northrup/lovecirc.htm
Looks like sex would be way better for Rob and even way better for us! Starting to really HATE on all the American doctors right now that have done this to our DH’s and children (not that I have a boy, but still)
Well, new found complete love and adoration for the Robnana!
I feel like it’s Christmas day and I’ve just opened up the best gift EVER! Who woulda thought it would be an uncirc’d Robnana! EXCELLENT!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:14 pm
Gotta go do the dinner thing…be back soon…
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 6:20 pm
Alright ladies –
I just ripped Bobby, Marcus, Sam and Johnny’s songs from their MySpace pages. I know I know I know – it’s HORRIBLE – but I want them now and I promise to BUY them when they become available. :]
That said, reply to this comment with your email address if you’d like me to send them to you.
There are quite a few and they will have to come in multiple emails. I can’t send them from my AOL account because AOL=Fail, so they’ll be coming from jbell988@gmail.com
By: JBell on March 25, 2009
at 6:21 pm
btw – M.J. I know you’re out there somewhere in lurkerdom – THANK YOU!!!
By: JBell on March 25, 2009
at 6:22 pm
jbells….me me me! scheriinh@yshoo.com
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:27 pm
off to do dinner for the masses! Be back after the wine is gone and everyone is sleeping
By: Kristin on March 25, 2009
at 6:22 pm
seriously girls,this blog is so entertaining and educational.in a few short days,we learned to twitter,found out what anime porn is, and now,…CIRCUMCISION!! or lack thereof.
i.really.love.robs.banana.
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:23 pm
I agree. One more excuse for LTR time… It’s educational!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:25 pm
Cut or uncut – who cares, just so long as it works. I volunteer to test and report back, LOL.
By: Lizzie on March 25, 2009
at 6:24 pm
since im sure thenext in depth discussion next would be the LENGTH,please bring a ruler with you for the “TEST” LMAO!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:42 pm
Ok ladies… put on your thinking caps:
If you were a 28 year old gay man, what phrase woudl you use to describe Rob?
Thanks to all who help me out on this one!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 6:25 pm
lol good question carter… let me think
By: tara on March 25, 2009
at 6:26 pm
PS I need something a little flamboyant – so far my phrase of choice is “delicious piece of man cake”
Any takers?
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 6:26 pm
dick likin’ good!LMAO!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:39 pm
I officialy fake lesbian love you for that!
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 6:55 pm
LOL! i fake lesbian loves yah too! but it should have benn dick LICKIN’ good, me cant spell if dick is involved YEH
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:59 pm
Maybe not hugely helpful but according to the 29 year old gay man sitting next to me – “He’s HOT, I’d do him.”
By: Lizzie on March 25, 2009
at 6:50 pm
Ask your friend if he has ever heard the phrase “delicious piece of man cake” or “knee scraper” used in reference to a hot guy!
thanks lizzie!!! i owe you my first hour of rob
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 6:52 pm
Oh Crap! I can’t leave now. Would LOVE to be hearing this conversation! LOL!!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:56 pm
Apparently that’s “Are you kidding – who talks like that?” You either do them (hot) or you don’t (not hot), its pretty basic when it comes down to it. I apologise on his behalf, he’s 29 that’s getting on in gay years he is taking what he can while he can!
By: Lizzie on March 25, 2009
at 8:11 pm
@SpunkMe & girls – I think circumcised guys is an American & Jewish thing. Here in Brazil, only Jewish guys are. And I cannot tell the difference, since, well, I’ve been only w/ guys not circumcised. Tell me about sharpei, right? LMAO But I can tell this to you guys: this don’t mean anything about smell, dirt, hygiene or such things. I could tell about my DH… well, you know what… but, I’m very shy (yet) to do that. LOL
This can be good news, right? Don’t be afraid girls…
xox
By: Giseli on March 25, 2009
at 6:27 pm
oh thanks!!! robert,here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:31 pm
I know from two
the glide is good
the pheramones
enhanced
By: EyeC on March 25, 2009
at 7:38 pm
NEWS: they got a supermodel to play heidi in New Moon
http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b106090_new_moon_scoop_heidi_supermodel.html
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:30 pm
Confused (again) – i thought that (whats her name) AnnaLynne McCord (?) had that part?
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:39 pm
nah,she tried.epic fail,kellan or no kellan LOL
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:40 pm
Haha client came by, not sure if he would have noticed one of my windows said “rob porn”
hmmmmm
oh well, i’m over it
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 6:34 pm
lol So funny when it says “Let the Robert Pattinson and Noon romance rumours begin”, let’s see what people say about this…
Btw, I just read about the twilight director being a dj, and it mentions what we’ve always known: that Catherine is a LITTLE too into Rob lol Can ANY of us blame her?
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/03/twilight-cather.html
By: Dany on March 25, 2009
at 6:44 pm
*covers eyes* it would lit”rally break my heart if rob falls for her.i mean,lit”rally.
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:52 pm
@Sherin (way back up page) – Did you ever get links for Twiporn? Try Vogue’s site. She posts a list there.
http://sexytimewithrobpattinson.blogspot.com/
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:45 pm
for some reason i cant open it here in the mideast!it weird,i dunno whats wrong.some arabic crap comes up whenever i try to open her blog.was meaning to ask her how to get to her site earlier
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 6:50 pm
Gotta go for awhile. Will be back when house asleep. Have fun! Talk to ya’ll later!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 6:55 pm
try mine
http://robert-pattinson.ca/
go to the twi porn library tab
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 6:57 pm
k,thanks,fake lesbo lav yah!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 7:01 pm
Etalk Canada tonight did spot on Ryan Reynolds ‘man-crush’ on RPatzz! Apparently Scarlett approves.
Well that’s not good. Not good at all. One word ‘threesome’. *shakes head*
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 7:16 pm
hhmmmm….interesting.dare we hope for a videocam around when that happens?a la paris hiton? *shudders*
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 7:20 pm
random note: the banner over at robsessed is making me all kinds of hot inside!those eff me eyes..GAH!
By: sherin on March 25, 2009
at 7:25 pm
Ok I am officially sick in the head!!
I am totally Robsessed now with the thought of Rob’s uncirc’d delicious Robnana!!!
God help me!
I am a sick Pattinslut who has gone online to look up pictures of what he would look like daily or when Mr.Patty is saluting and was surprised to find that at attention, it looks the same!! So, good news Sherin and all you other Pattinsluts, our imaginations about the Robnana and for our delightful fanfic remains the same in the end visually…Sorry to all Non-Americans out there for my crazy interest in having to know!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 7:56 pm
@ SpunkMe, girls, don’t be sorry about your curiosity. I’m pretty curious too! O:]
I agree w/ byrdie: there’s no difference in sexytime b/c. Will I say this here, really? I think I will! LOL
Well, visually the skin just “disappear” when… well.. “it ready and good” If you KWIM.
And the skin can be very helpful and kinda turns the things easier to us when we want to make some manual work in the… I think you know where. LOL
I don’t know the right words in English to say these things, sorry, but I guarantee that I pretty much know the words in Portuguese hahahaha
Dear Rob,
Do you speak Portuguese? I think you don’t…
I have an invite to do to you: Come to Rio, tha land of Esme Island, just to do some research for Breaking Dawn – the movie. This can be funny, Rob: You don’t speak Portuguese and I don’t speak English.
Don
By: Giseli on March 25, 2009
at 8:51 pm
@Giseli
Thanks for the info! Yes, I am finally at ease with the whole subject! Like I said it’s like virtually unseen in the States, so very fascinating to me!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 9:07 pm
@ SpunkMe, don’t be sorry about your curiosity. I’m a pretty curious person too! O:]
I agree w/ byrdie: there’s no difference in sexytime b/c… Will I say this here? Really? I think I will! LOL
Well, visually the skin just “disappear” when… well.. “it ready and good” If you KWIM.
And the skin can be very helpful and kinda turns the things easier to us when we want to make some manual work in the… I think you know where. LOL
I don’t know the right words in English to say these things, sorry, but I guarantee that I pretty much know the words in Portuguese hahahaha
Speaking about different cultures and languages…
Dear Rob,
Do you speak Portuguese? I think you don’t…
I have an invitation to you: Come to Rio – the official land of Esme Island – to do some research for Breaking Dawn – the movie.
I can escort you to a desert island that remains Esme Island pretty much – I’m sure this island I’m talking about is the perfect one. In fact, Rob, I have my honeymoon in there. Good times. Just saying…
Anyway, I pretty much know everything about having a honeymoon in a desert island. Can I help you with this research?
This can be funny, Rob: You probably don’t speak anything in Portuguese and I can speak a little English – w/ a Latin accent – it’s true, but we don’t have to talk at all, Rob. I can do sounds… if KWIM.
I promise you that: when you leave Rio, well, you’ll be speaking some Portuguese. I think it will help you a lot with Edward character in Breaking Dawn – the movie.
Just think about it, Rob.
Love,
Girl from Ipanema (*)
(*) —> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_from_Ipanema
By: Giseli on March 25, 2009
at 9:23 pm
I’m sorry for the incomplete and double post. I don’t know what’s happened.
Probably be nervous about thinking of being with Rob on a desert island… LOL
Sorry, Girls!
By: Giseli on March 25, 2009
at 9:29 pm
Byrdie here for about one minute! I’m about to zip off to Maine for 4 days, but I didn’t want you to think I had gone all RP missing on ya!
On the whole cut vs uncut, simple – there is absolutely no difference when sexytime is concerned. Leave it at that.
Oh yeah, and maybe this is too much info, but I decided to go all European when my son was born and leave him au natural. It is actually becoming more common in the US, at least amongst us hippy types.
One last thing – Rob is amazing and my life is better having “known” him, but more importantly, for having meet all you lurvelies on LTR.
I will try to pop in from time to time on my journey, but I will miss the fun fo’ sho’!
Ciaociao – Byrdie
By: byrdie on March 25, 2009
at 8:04 pm
Bye Bye Byrdie
Always wanted to say that hee hee
Have a great trip to Maine!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:08 pm
Hey ‘B’! You have a safe trip! Will miss you most terribly *sheds a tear*
Hurry back! I will try to find a memento for you to keep you going during your hiatus!
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 8:14 pm
Uh Oh…did you all hear about the split with Camilla Belle and that Jonas brother? That means she’s back on the market or rebound. You think she will be back on Rob’s arm?
By: Angie on March 25, 2009
at 8:05 pm
UPDATE, guess no need to worry:
Brazilian-American actress Camilla Belle spends time with Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco at the ATP tournament in Indian Wells, California last week.
The 22-year-old has most recently been linked to Joe Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers. They were last seen hanging out at Cafe du Village at the end of February in Los Angeles.
Camilla also recently took gorgeous pictures for Vanity Fair in the re-creation of scene from West Side Story.
Source: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03/25/camilla-belle-oh-fernando/
By: Angie on March 25, 2009
at 8:19 pm
..and 1 other note. I guess we don’t have to worry about Natalie Portman for Rob as she is into way older men
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were recently seen spending time together at Tower Bar at the Sunset Tower Hotel in L.A. according to PageSix.
The pair had dinner on March 17 and were “constantly touching each other”, according to Star’s report.
Sean, 48, and Natalie, 27, both served together on the jury for the 2008 Cannes Film Festival.
Star’s source added, “They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out!”
Source: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03/25/sean-penn-natalie-portman-makeout-madness/
By: Angie on March 25, 2009
at 8:21 pm
@JBell, you’re most welcome. I was hoping you’d get it.. I had to be creative today to rip an audio from youtube myself. It’s not a song to be found anywhere yet and this girl is only like 16-17 and from my home state and I love her..so yeah sometimes you do what you gotta..just sayin’…
You guys should see an uncirc’d peener, it’s interesting..never had one myself, but I’ve seen one..and would be more than willing to try one on for good measure (that sounded strange to say, lol)
By: M.J. on March 25, 2009
at 8:07 pm
Hey MJ you came out to play weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thanks for the Robism you emailed me. It’s def going in Robisms 3.
F*ck it…I’m making me some James McAvoy porn tonight!
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 8:15 pm
Hey JAG! yeah I had to come see what was up today..it’s kind of like therapy for me. You know, Having a s*it day? Mosey over to LTR..makes ya feel all better!
The Robisms, oh yeah! But the weirdest thing has happened to me for the last 2 nights, go to bed thinkin about hottie Rob? Go to sleep and dream about the guy donw the street! WTF? I mean yeah he’s hot, (black hair , ice blue eyes, 6Ft, size 11 shoe, sounds like I know too much ) but he ain’t no Rob!
By: M.J. on March 25, 2009
at 8:34 pm
I’ve only ever had 1 Rob dream *sigh* & it wasn’t even dirty dammit! That’s why I have to spend my time daydreaming about him. <3
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 8:48 pm
Bye bye present for Byrdie (hello present for me)!!! LOL
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=6437&fullsize=1
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=6441&fullsize=1
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 8:19 pm
Ooooo Gen, that first one is good for the eye porn. Good call!
Gracias!
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 25, 2009
at 8:21 pm
Okay – Daniel Radcliffe is NOT circumcised and the image has been in my head all day since the conversation started early today about Rob.
***THIS PICTURE IS NSFW, SHOULD NOT BE SEEN WHILE CHILDREN ARE AROUND, AND COULD BE OFFENSIVE!!!***
You have been warned. -
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LznNab77Sv8/RfK1dtETa3I/AAAAAAAAAAg/XjfNHO0itUE/s320/d.JPG
And to make up for that – here’s one of him looking quite yummy, if I do say so myself. He’s not naked. lol
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc210/weng1107/daniel-radcliffe.jpg?t=1238026562
By: JBell on March 25, 2009
at 8:21 pm
*falls off chair and can’t get up*
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 8:24 pm
Oh my I’ll never look at harry potter quite the same again.
By: Just a Girl on March 25, 2009
at 9:09 pm
thinking the same thing!
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 26, 2009
at 12:58 am
Me toooo…………….I used to be a “clean” HP fan…..wont be the same again!
By: Monica on March 26, 2009
at 7:08 am
I thought he would be cut. he’s mum is Jewish.
I just ctrl +.
By: Carrie on March 25, 2009
at 8:29 pm
OH REALLY?????
That may change the story going back now
Whew Carrie just stirred the Pene Pot again!
Do we have confirmation that Rob is half Jewish? Where did you get this info?
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:32 pm
Yes ignore this post …Rob always says he’s Catholic…uncirc’d British Pene stands.–lit’rally
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:35 pm
Oh wait are you stirin’ Harry Potter’s Pene pot? Is it him that is half Jewish and could be cut?
getting confused on all the Penes flying around here!!!
LOL!!!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:34 pm
Yeah, I think Carrie meant that Dan’s mum is Jewish not Clare! LOL!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 8:38 pm
@SM
Yes I’m laughing at myself for the confusion!!! I’ve got so much Robnana on the brain at the moment!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:40 pm
Yes I meant Dan’s mum is Jewish. SM thanks for helping out.
By: Carrie on March 25, 2009
at 9:13 pm
@SpunkMe. We will def take lots of pics and video the show for you. We will even try to get backstage and act like groupies.
By: Carrie on March 25, 2009
at 8:25 pm
@Carrie
I waz just lookin’ for you on this page and look here you are….
Yes, I am sad sad sad I can’t go with you…this is one thing the Robconomy didn’t help with.
Now you and TRR control yourselves….wear your airbrushed t-shirt and make sure TRR doesn’t put the fake lesby moves on you…you are taken.
Did you like The Submissive..tell me your thoughts…
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:30 pm
Rob in LA! ‘I Love LA’!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=6453&fullsize=1
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=6459&fullsize=1
By: Genevieve on March 25, 2009
at 8:34 pm
@Gene
LOVE the shoes and feet in the first pic!!!! Holy Bejezus! He looks good in those shoes!
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:38 pm
@JBell – AAAARRRRGGGG! mine says ‘oops! this link appears to be broken’ for the naked pic!
Otherwise, Yes little HP grew up nicely!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 8:37 pm
OH NM – I tried it again and it worked. HOLY S**T!!
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 8:45 pm
hhmm what is everyone’s take on ted casablanca’s statment about one of the cast wanting the person they cast aside since filiming has started back up? sorry if this was already discussed i didnt feel like going thru all the comments lol
By: Melissa on March 25, 2009
at 8:42 pm
@Melissa
I don’t think we have discussed that yet. I don’t know whether to believe anything this Ted guy says based on what he’s said lately….but if other sources come out with it…makes me wonder if it’s KStew wanting Rob back. Who do you think he means?
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 8:47 pm
i dont know y but im a total kstew/rob shipper..hah..so my mind automatically went oh yeah, kstew totally misses that good nasty nasty that is rob.
By: Melissa on March 25, 2009
at 8:52 pm
Yes I’m a Robsten fan too. *ducks quickly*
By: SpunkMe on March 25, 2009
at 9:04 pm
@Melissa – We haven’t really discussed that tonight. Lengthy *smirk* and educational discussion on circumcision though. LOL!!
Could be Rob wanting Nikki? Could be K Stew wanting Rob? Maybe he means Bella wants Jacob?
By: soccermom on March 25, 2009
at 8:48 pm
haaaaaaaa..circumcision..i expect nothing less!
By: Melissa on March 25, 2009
at 8:50 pm