Posted by: UC | March 9, 2009

Rob Porn (since there aren’t enough sexual inuendos about him on this site…!)

Dear Rob,

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Thanks! After your done let’s act out page 221 of my newest Jackie Collin’s novel. (You know what part I’m talking about- I saw you reading it the other night…)

Love,
UC

This just in: Rob Porn from reader, Zephyersky. Rob is SO great to you, isn’t he? :)

laundry

maid

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Responses

  1. “sigh” dream a little dream

  2. That photo of him in the white t-shirt….RAWR just RAWR! Sigh…..

  3. good morning. i just read my morning edition of rob related news and there’s a rumor floating around that he’s bumping uglies with Megan Fox. can i put an official hit on her to some committee we created to rid the world of hussies like her? she’s a gorgeous tatted up but devoid of any real talent bimbo and i’m straight up offended that there’s even a hint of something linking rob to her stank cooter.

    alright, i’m going to go sulk quietly now.

  4. Japan Photoshoot

    http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=695&pos=0

  5. Zephyersky, I died at that “I need to drink your blood and kill the 18 witnesses” screen cap being used for Robporn. It’s nice to know he can be that intense about non-homicidal things, too, like maids. ;-)

  6. love, love, love the porn!

  7. Here is a really hot Little Ashes video. I don’t care if he’s mackin on a guy, this is HOT! LOL!

    • Saw that one a few days ago and I agree with you Jena, not only I don’t mind Rob making out on a guy, it’s weird but I also do think that’s really hot, hot, HOT!

    • Holy Crap! Are you people trying to make me died!!! I love that video and I too vote for the “who cares if he’s mackin on a guy” team. Thanks…now I have to go back to my crappy real life and actually fold my own laundry and stuff. :)

  8. I loves me some Rob porn!! Yes, a maid would be awesome!!

  9. That first picture is saying things to me… very naughty things…

  10. Now we’re talking! That’s now what I call Rob-Porn! LOL!

    @UC- glad you could use that 1st pic I sent a while back- Isn’t he ‘GAH’? Love me some Rob!

  11. I have to agree with UC’s comment at the top of the blog,that there just isn’t enough sexual inuendos about Rob here.

    I am volunteering to help out with that. It’s going to be a sacrifice, but what are fellow Rob friends for!? I’m ready for some “hard” work, and “long” nights :D

    • What a lovely sacrifice *hahaha*
      Do you mind threesomes, vogue?

      • Hmmmm…maybe…..you look cute. LOLZ!

        • Thank YOU, you do, too ;-)

  12. Love me some Rob Porn.

    Also I think I got everyone who wanted Rpattz MP3. I just sent emails this morning.

    • Got your mails…Thank you so much for your effort! I just wish the people in ‘I don’t mind’ and ‘In your head’ would shut up -.-

      • I know. Those chicks should be added to the List.

    • Can I get those mp3′s Carrie?? my email is skwatch49@yahoo.com

    • Carrie, could you please send me those MP3′s too? His voice is almost as beautiful as his face…sigh. My email is steelewind@msn.com. Thanks:)

  13. Oh, how I wish he were here folding my laundry now! And naked. Naked and folding my laundry. A stay-at-home-Rob-stalker’s dream come true!

    @Lan – Isn’t Megan Fox still with Brian Austen David Silver Green? I heard they had a faux breakup but that it’s still on. I wouldn’t worry about her stanky cooter being near our Robbie. He’s got better taste than that.

  14. *gloop*

    *flop*

    *poof*

    dead *sigh*

  15. Morning Ladies. Sorry I bailed on ya friday. Had a kid with a tummy ache and had to snap outa my Robnesia. FYI, the avatar is not me, as many of you know I am deep deep on the down low with my Robsession so I’m staying anon.

    By the way, if we’re talking RobPorn and more innuendo…I like this one.

    I wanna take a ride on his DISCO STICK! Yeah baby!

    • I’ll bet Edward’s disco stick IS sparkly! LOL! that was funny.

      • hahaha ahhh thanks I needed that!

  16. FYI, on Megan Fox…Rob’s a Taurus he’ll be flattered a hot girl like that wants him and he may tap that for his ego but he won’t stick around. Trust me.

  17. I wonder what Access Hollywood is going to show today?

    @JBell did you have your B&N date this morning?

    @JAG, hope your child’s tummy is feeling better.

    • Thanks she’s definitely better today.

  18. Carrie – just got your e-mail! Thank you so much! I love Rob’s voice and music. If he really records sg under another name … I wonder how we’ll ever find it.

    Dear Rob,

    So thoughtful of you to hire a maid… and I already have an idea about how we can pass all that free time that we gain that way…

    V

  19. JaG – just read what you wrote. Glad to hear that your daughter is better now!
    I always thought that the avatar was you. It looks so real! What do you mean you are “deep deep on the down low with your Robsession”?
    I agree with what you said about Megan Fox and Rob. He would feel flattered, maybe he would even do her, she even has the dark hair .. but nothing serious, never!

    • DH and friends don’t really know about my Robsession. They know I’m into twilight but that’s about it…

      • We “girls” must stick together. My DH doesn’t even really think I’m that into Twilight (I’m not), let alone any Rob stuff – he doesn’t realise I am into anything – just thinks I am working (which I am normally at the same time!). Friends and family know nothing – to them I am still a deeply normal, sensible person. As if …

        Ah, happy days.

        So ……….. I am still a purple monster and likely to remain so.

        • ahhh yes keep the Robsession on the DL with the DH I hear ya sista’s!

  20. Mmmmmmm, Rob porn. The white shirt with his hair brushed back by that gorgeous hand – I am died!

    Hey Y’all! I missed you over the weekend. I couldn’t even sneak on because the jealous DH was home.

    @JAG – I feel you on being deep, deep on the down low. Although, I did admit to being TRR to my friend Carrie this weekend. A little alcohol and I’ll admit things easily. I’m weak

  21. Rundown on Rob sightings in Vancouver:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1500155/board/thread/132530161

    According to the list Nicki Reed was picked up at the airport by Kstew and NR had a guitar with her. Some speculating that it’s Rob’s and that they are a couple.

    Hmmm….

    • Not Nikki Reed! I wonder who is worse, Nikki or Megan.

  22. My BF knows (couldn’t hide it because he’s always home and we share a computer) and he starting to hate Rob and LTR. But I need my daily Rob and LTR fix! :)

  23. @Carrie: Can you pretty please send me the Rob mp3′s? With a cherry on top? ceristevens@hotmail.com

    • Done. Should be 8 songs total.

      • Carrie~ Could you send to me too please? vanessa118377@yahoo.com.

        Thanks so much! :)

        • Ruh-roh, I think I’m still missing 2, I only have 6.
          I’ll have to see which ones I have at home and then
          let you know which ones I need resent.

      • @Carrie: I got rounds 2,3 and 4. (4 songs total). Maybe the others are waiting in the email limbo. U ROCK! Here’s your Robnana split with a cherry on top!

        http://dannys.smugmug.com/gallery/546224/2/22829868#22829868_ygnPL-A-LB

        • MMMMM. Yum Yum!!! I love a Robnana Split. They are my fav. RAWR!!

          I just got one email sent back to me. I’ll resend round 1.

      • Oh Carrie I would so love the Rob MP3′s – Pretty Please with an Edward on top?!? Tinkyrbelle@aol.com

  24. Oh it is so exciting to log in and find some new info on our boy! What I would give to pop over to Vancouver right now! I will take what I can get, hopefully some photos willl soon surface……

  25. Check under the “photos you may have missed” and there’s Nikki, Taylor and Kristen walking down a street in Vancouver arm in arm.
    Where’s Rob? Hmmmm? How dare they be Team Taylor, LOL! J/K ;-)

    http://www.popeater.com/

  26. @Vanessa: The imdb is a copy of what Laineygossip.com has posted. Nikki Reed does play guitar so it’s likely that she just brought her own.

    http://laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_Taylor_Lautner_Nikki_Reed_Robert_Pattinson_Kellan_Lutz_Jackson_Rathbone_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

    Freaking NR and Stewie are at it again with the lesbian action. Stewie’s even giving her a drag off her ciggie with her arm around NR, weird. Those two are obviously doing it for the Razzi, and poor Taylor just has to deal with it. He doesn’t even look turned on by it either. Who are they trying to fool?

    • Ahhh! Thanks for clarifying. I didn’t notice that they said where they got the info. :)

  27. Dear Rob,

    That’s quite the big man-purse you’ve got there! Are you headed to Stanley Park for some quiet reading?

    http://www.spunk-ransom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2579_1059736847783_1056756866_30222845_7609835_n.jpg

  28. Aw, he has the mini duck lips going on. I think that’s his laptop case. Right?

  29. Oh look! HMV. I wonder if he was going to buy a 5′ tall poster of Edward?

    • LMAO! Wouldn’t that be freaky? Can they really be in the same place at the same time? Doesn’t that mess up the time and space continuum?

      • What if he even buys an edward action figure? Then the world is gonna implode! lol

        Seriously, how strange must it be, though, to see yourself on a 5 ft poster in a shop?

        • If he does that we’ll have to call Peter Petrelli!

          (Oh do you get Heroes in Austria?)

          • Yes we do, but we’re way behind I guess.

  30. Wonder if the gal to the left (I’m assuming it’s a gal due to black purse, LOL) notices? It’s so endearing to see the beanie, black nikes and the snuggly coat he has on.

  31. LOVE THE PORN! Especially since its laundry day…*sigh*

    The little ashes video is HOT. I can’t wait to see the movie! I am so looking forward to all the new projects he has coming out!

    @carrie – can you send me the MP3′s too? Purty please ;) busybfamily@cox.net

    Oh gals, it was a long weekend. Its good to be “home”…LOL!

  32. Yay! Rob porn! Double yay if he’s folding laundry. I hate laundry day. Thanks Moon and UC for being awesome!

    @Jena- Thanks for that video! :D

    @JAG- Glad your daughter is feeling better!

    @Ceri- I just want to kick the Lainey Gossip chick. Just once!

  33. It’s currently 28 and flurries in Vancouver. Hopefully Rob is keeping his banana all warm and snuggly. ;-)

  34. @Carrie: Ok, it’s official, you get Rob for today and maybe even part of tomorrow. I don’t know how you did it, but having that many Rob songs, its like heaven. You have made my day, Lady! Here’s hoping that you get to have hot monkey love with Rob all day today, you deserve it!

    This one’s for you Carrie! Even Rob can’t wait to get in on.

    http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12074&fullsize=1

    • I also love having hot monkey lovin with Rob. Wow Robnana Splits and Hot Monkey Lovin. I think I might be out of panties for weeks.

  35. @Ayden: Lainey’s FKL’d. I was giving her time to rethink what she’s posts, but enough is enough.

    @Jena: If he’s not keeping it warm and snuggly, what say you we fly over there and help him out, hmm?

  36. @jena – I too hope his banana is nice and warm. If not I have a few places I could put it, you know…to keep it nice and warm.

    @Ceri – I love that picture. I want a life size cut out of that picture. Oh, who am I kidding, I just want him to come here and look at me like that.

    @carrie – I can’t wait to hear all the rob songs, I thank you in advance for sending them to me too :) I put my email above but here it is again just in case :) busybfamily@cox.net

  37. @ Carrie… so sorry but can you please send to me too?

    carter.avery@gmail.com

    xoxo

  38. I was just reading through comments from last night after I went to bed and LMAO at Ayden’s uterine autograph and Vogue I friggin loved MST3! I use to stay up late on Friday nights when I was younger and watch it. They should bring that back, it was hilarious!

    • Still waiting on the uterine autograph too! Where there’s a will…
      :D

      • I saw that too.
        Dear Rob,
        Can I please get an autograph across the walls of my uterus in sperm.
        Do it for Claire. You know she wants some granbabies.
        Love ME.

        • Yes!

  39. @ Jena/Vogue I agree, MST3 was amazing. Just to make yall’s Monday, here is the Best of, Volume 1!

    xoxoxo
    carter

    • Awesome! LOL!

    • Oooh! thanks carter! I didn’t even think to look on youtube!!

  40. This is a cute video. Make sure you go to the end. A perfect ending quote.

    • My quality of life (sex life that is) has already improved from this Robsession.

  41. Dear Dreamboat Records,
    Get your sh!t together. I need new Rob music.

    Love,
    Carrie

    P.S if this doesn’t happen soon… I WILL END YOU!!!!

    Dear Stupid Chicks at Bar,
    Next time you are fortunate enough to be in the presence of his Hotness the Rob please shut the fudge up when he’s singing. Your chit chat during “In My Head” and “I don’t Mind” is a little distracting.

    Do it again and I WILL END YOU!!!
    Carrie

    *************
    I think maybe I am little grumpy today.
    Rob kept me up too late last night making Robnana Splits.

    • I thought the same thing. I was ready to pre-order How To Be last weekend and then they’ve moved the date back without telling us when we can get it. They are very annoying. However, we still need them to release the album, so we can end them yet.

      You are probably grumpy today since we are all asking for you to share your Rob songs. Sorry, we just can’t get enough of him. I’m sure the Robnana splits were worth the lack of sleep though.

      • The new release is mid/late April. Can’t remember the exact date, but it’s right around the time How to Be will be on IFC here in the States. JBell may know the exact date.

        • Thanks a bunch. I haven’t gone back to their website to check lately, since they pissed me off with the push back on the release. I was worried what I might do to my computer. LOL

  42. Can someone send me the Isle Esme fanfic that’s been passed around, the long version? ceristevens@hotmail.com

    You ladies rock!

    • Oooo me too! I have already disclosed my fan fic addiction… I am first hand embarrassed about that one for sure.

      carter.avery@gmail.com

      • Done.

    • MeTooMeToo please! Now I’ve finished I Love LA I’m ready for the long Isle Esme.
      Thnx: eye.clw33@yahoo.com

  43. *sigh*

    Dear Rob,

    I was thinking about it. We don’t really need a maid. We really need a pool guy. Let’s save money and have you do it.

    Love,
    Lauren

    PS. I forgot to do the laundry…so you have to clean it without a shirt. Sorry.

  44. OMG i’m listening to the MP3s… anyone else having heart palpitations?

    • Yes I have lost a lot of panties listening to him sing.
      *SWOONING* and *SMILING*

  45. Alrighty I think I got everyone who need mp3. If I missed anyone shoot me an email at olpatlanta@yahoo.com.
    @Jena- let me know what songs u are missing and I’ll resend.
    Also sent fanfic to those who requested.

    Carrie OUT!!!

  46. @Ceri. He’s at home waiting. We are going to have a little afternoon delight.
    RAWR!!!

    • Ooh, a nooner! Those are the best kind. Although its hard to go back to work after one of those. Limbs are all wobbly. Sort of like string cheese!

      Stupid hotmail takes forever to get my emails, still waiting on the fanfic. Can’t wait! Thanks again.

  47. @jena woah that little ashes clip was great..can’t wait to see the whole movie.

  48. Oh, how he laughs in “I’ll Be Your Lover, Too”…Pure heaven *swoons*

    • I LOVE that song and I LOVE his little laugh!

  49. CARRIE! You ROCK! I love all the songs..*swoon*….so farking hot! Thank you so much for that!

  50. I’ve been sitting here going “where’s JBell?” and Duh she went to Britney. I’m so jealous. I expect a full report on her lip sinking ass when you get home girlfriend! I would so love to see this concert!


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