Dear Rob,
Thanks! After your done let’s act out page 221 of my newest Jackie Collin’s novel. (You know what part I’m talking about- I saw you reading it the other night…)
Love,
UC
This just in: Rob Porn from reader, Zephyersky. Rob is SO great to you, isn’t he? 
See more Rob Porn here
“sigh” dream a little dream
By: brummielover on March 9, 2009
at 9:14 am
That photo of him in the white t-shirt….RAWR just RAWR! Sigh…..
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 9:18 am
good morning. i just read my morning edition of rob related news and there’s a rumor floating around that he’s bumping uglies with Megan Fox. can i put an official hit on her to some committee we created to rid the world of hussies like her? she’s a gorgeous tatted up but devoid of any real talent bimbo and i’m straight up offended that there’s even a hint of something linking rob to her stank cooter.
alright, i’m going to go sulk quietly now.
By: Lan on March 9, 2009
at 9:25 am
Wait then why are the tabloid site still reporting that Brian Austin Green and her are still and item?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03/09/megan-fox-ivy-by-the-shore/
By: Angie on March 9, 2009
at 6:29 pm
Japan Photoshoot
http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=695&pos=0
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 9:32 am
Zephyersky, I died at that “I need to drink your blood and kill the 18 witnesses” screen cap being used for Robporn. It’s nice to know he can be that intense about non-homicidal things, too, like maids.
By: Tigerlily on March 9, 2009
at 9:41 am
love, love, love the porn!
By: debs on March 9, 2009
at 9:44 am
Here is a really hot Little Ashes video. I don’t care if he’s mackin on a guy, this is HOT! LOL!
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 9:52 am
Saw that one a few days ago and I agree with you Jena, not only I don’t mind Rob making out on a guy, it’s weird but I also do think that’s really hot, hot, HOT!
By: junsikat on March 9, 2009
at 10:09 am
Holy Crap! Are you people trying to make me died!!! I love that video and I too vote for the “who cares if he’s mackin on a guy” team. Thanks…now I have to go back to my crappy real life and actually fold my own laundry and stuff.
By: vickyb on March 9, 2009
at 11:31 am
I loves me some Rob porn!! Yes, a maid would be awesome!!
By: Amber on March 9, 2009
at 10:01 am
That first picture is saying things to me… very naughty things…
By: Spank Ransom on March 9, 2009
at 10:10 am
Now we’re talking! That’s now what I call Rob-Porn! LOL!
@UC- glad you could use that 1st pic I sent a while back- Isn’t he ‘GAH’? Love me some Rob!
By: Genevieve on March 9, 2009
at 10:11 am
I have to agree with UC’s comment at the top of the blog,that there just isn’t enough sexual inuendos about Rob here.
I am volunteering to help out with that. It’s going to be a sacrifice, but what are fellow Rob friends for!? I’m ready for some “hard” work, and “long” nights
By: vogue on March 9, 2009
at 10:12 am
What a lovely sacrifice *hahaha*
Do you mind threesomes, vogue?
By: junsikat on March 9, 2009
at 10:20 am
Hmmmm…maybe…..you look cute. LOLZ!
By: vogue on March 9, 2009
at 4:05 pm
Thank YOU, you do, too
By: junsikat on March 9, 2009
at 6:16 pm
Love me some Rob Porn.
Also I think I got everyone who wanted Rpattz MP3. I just sent emails this morning.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 10:25 am
Got your mails…Thank you so much for your effort! I just wish the people in ‘I don’t mind’ and ‘In your head’ would shut up -.-
By: junsikat on March 9, 2009
at 10:49 am
I know. Those chicks should be added to the List.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 11:26 am
Can I get those mp3′s Carrie?? my email is skwatch49@yahoo.com
By: JustGotWicked on March 9, 2009
at 1:44 pm
Carrie, could you please send me those MP3′s too? His voice is almost as beautiful as his face…sigh. My email is steelewind@msn.com. Thanks:)
By: steelewind on March 9, 2009
at 11:55 pm
Oh, how I wish he were here folding my laundry now! And naked. Naked and folding my laundry. A stay-at-home-Rob-stalker’s dream come true!
@Lan – Isn’t Megan Fox still with Brian Austen David Silver Green? I heard they had a faux breakup but that it’s still on. I wouldn’t worry about her stanky cooter being near our Robbie. He’s got better taste than that.
By: Steph on March 9, 2009
at 10:50 am
*gloop*
*flop*
*poof*
dead *sigh*
By: English Girl on March 9, 2009
at 10:51 am
Morning Ladies. Sorry I bailed on ya friday. Had a kid with a tummy ache and had to snap outa my Robnesia. FYI, the avatar is not me, as many of you know I am deep deep on the down low with my Robsession so I’m staying anon.
By the way, if we’re talking RobPorn and more innuendo…I like this one.
I wanna take a ride on his DISCO STICK! Yeah baby!
By: Just a Girl on March 9, 2009
at 10:54 am
I’ll bet Edward’s disco stick IS sparkly! LOL! that was funny.
By: vogue on March 9, 2009
at 4:08 pm
hahaha ahhh thanks I needed that!
By: brummielover on March 9, 2009
at 6:39 pm
FYI, on Megan Fox…Rob’s a Taurus he’ll be flattered a hot girl like that wants him and he may tap that for his ego but he won’t stick around. Trust me.
By: Just a Girl on March 9, 2009
at 10:55 am
I wonder what Access Hollywood is going to show today?
@JBell did you have your B&N date this morning?
@JAG, hope your child’s tummy is feeling better.
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 10:57 am
Thanks she’s definitely better today.
By: Just a Girl on March 9, 2009
at 11:07 am
Carrie – just got your e-mail! Thank you so much! I love Rob’s voice and music. If he really records sg under another name … I wonder how we’ll ever find it.
Dear Rob,
So thoughtful of you to hire a maid… and I already have an idea about how we can pass all that free time that we gain that way…
V
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 11:01 am
JaG – just read what you wrote. Glad to hear that your daughter is better now!
I always thought that the avatar was you. It looks so real! What do you mean you are “deep deep on the down low with your Robsession”?
I agree with what you said about Megan Fox and Rob. He would feel flattered, maybe he would even do her, she even has the dark hair .. but nothing serious, never!
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 11:13 am
DH and friends don’t really know about my Robsession. They know I’m into twilight but that’s about it…
By: Just a Girl on March 9, 2009
at 11:15 am
We “girls” must stick together. My DH doesn’t even really think I’m that into Twilight (I’m not), let alone any Rob stuff – he doesn’t realise I am into anything – just thinks I am working (which I am normally at the same time!). Friends and family know nothing – to them I am still a deeply normal, sensible person. As if …
Ah, happy days.
So ……….. I am still a purple monster and likely to remain so.
By: English Girl on March 9, 2009
at 11:39 am
ahhh yes keep the Robsession on the DL with the DH I hear ya sista’s!
By: brummielover on March 9, 2009
at 6:41 pm
Mmmmmmm, Rob porn. The white shirt with his hair brushed back by that gorgeous hand – I am died!
Hey Y’all! I missed you over the weekend. I couldn’t even sneak on because the jealous DH was home.
@JAG – I feel you on being deep, deep on the down low. Although, I did admit to being TRR to my friend Carrie this weekend. A little alcohol and I’ll admit things easily. I’m weak
By: therealrobzilla on March 9, 2009
at 11:16 am
Rundown on Rob sightings in Vancouver:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1500155/board/thread/132530161
According to the list Nicki Reed was picked up at the airport by Kstew and NR had a guitar with her. Some speculating that it’s Rob’s and that they are a couple.
Hmmm….
By: Vanessaj on March 9, 2009
at 11:22 am
Not Nikki Reed! I wonder who is worse, Nikki or Megan.
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 11:36 am
My BF knows (couldn’t hide it because he’s always home and we share a computer) and he starting to hate Rob and LTR. But I need my daily Rob and LTR fix!
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 11:27 am
@Carrie: Can you pretty please send me the Rob mp3′s? With a cherry on top? ceristevens@hotmail.com
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 11:29 am
Done. Should be 8 songs total.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 11:40 am
Carrie~ Could you send to me too please? vanessa118377@yahoo.com.
Thanks so much!
By: Vanessaj on March 9, 2009
at 11:42 am
Ruh-roh, I think I’m still missing 2, I only have 6.
I’ll have to see which ones I have at home and then
let you know which ones I need resent.
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 11:46 am
@Carrie: I got rounds 2,3 and 4. (4 songs total). Maybe the others are waiting in the email limbo. U ROCK! Here’s your Robnana split with a cherry on top!
http://dannys.smugmug.com/gallery/546224/2/22829868#22829868_ygnPL-A-LB
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 11:57 am
MMMMM. Yum Yum!!! I love a Robnana Split. They are my fav. RAWR!!
I just got one email sent back to me. I’ll resend round 1.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 12:02 pm
Oh Carrie I would so love the Rob MP3′s – Pretty Please with an Edward on top?!? Tinkyrbelle@aol.com
By: Briar Rose on March 9, 2009
at 5:21 pm
Oh it is so exciting to log in and find some new info on our boy! What I would give to pop over to Vancouver right now! I will take what I can get, hopefully some photos willl soon surface……
By: pishposh71 on March 9, 2009
at 11:32 am
Check under the “photos you may have missed” and there’s Nikki, Taylor and Kristen walking down a street in Vancouver arm in arm.
Where’s Rob? Hmmmm? How dare they be Team Taylor, LOL! J/K
http://www.popeater.com/
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 11:42 am
@Vanessa: The imdb is a copy of what Laineygossip.com has posted. Nikki Reed does play guitar so it’s likely that she just brought her own.
http://laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_Taylor_Lautner_Nikki_Reed_Robert_Pattinson_Kellan_Lutz_Jackson_Rathbone_in_Vancouver.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Freaking NR and Stewie are at it again with the lesbian action. Stewie’s even giving her a drag off her ciggie with her arm around NR, weird. Those two are obviously doing it for the Razzi, and poor Taylor just has to deal with it. He doesn’t even look turned on by it either. Who are they trying to fool?
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 11:42 am
Ahhh! Thanks for clarifying. I didn’t notice that they said where they got the info.
By: Vanessaj on March 9, 2009
at 3:43 pm
Dear Rob,
That’s quite the big man-purse you’ve got there! Are you headed to Stanley Park for some quiet reading?
http://www.spunk-ransom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2579_1059736847783_1056756866_30222845_7609835_n.jpg
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 11:47 am
Aw, he has the mini duck lips going on. I think that’s his laptop case. Right?
By: therealrobzilla on March 9, 2009
at 12:06 pm
Oh look! HMV. I wonder if he was going to buy a 5′ tall poster of Edward?
By: therealrobzilla on March 9, 2009
at 12:08 pm
LMAO! Wouldn’t that be freaky? Can they really be in the same place at the same time? Doesn’t that mess up the time and space continuum?
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 12:33 pm
What if he even buys an edward action figure? Then the world is gonna implode! lol
Seriously, how strange must it be, though, to see yourself on a 5 ft poster in a shop?
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 12:47 pm
If he does that we’ll have to call Peter Petrelli!
(Oh do you get Heroes in Austria?)
By: English Girl on March 9, 2009
at 2:22 pm
Yes we do, but we’re way behind I guess.
By: V on March 9, 2009
at 2:48 pm
Wonder if the gal to the left (I’m assuming it’s a gal due to black purse, LOL) notices? It’s so endearing to see the beanie, black nikes and the snuggly coat he has on.
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 12:19 pm
LOVE THE PORN! Especially since its laundry day…*sigh*
The little ashes video is HOT. I can’t wait to see the movie! I am so looking forward to all the new projects he has coming out!
@carrie – can you send me the MP3′s too? Purty please
busybfamily@cox.net
Oh gals, it was a long weekend. Its good to be “home”…LOL!
By: Kristin on March 9, 2009
at 12:35 pm
Yay! Rob porn! Double yay if he’s folding laundry. I hate laundry day. Thanks Moon and UC for being awesome!
@Jena- Thanks for that video!
@JAG- Glad your daughter is feeling better!
@Ceri- I just want to kick the Lainey Gossip chick. Just once!
By: Ayden on March 9, 2009
at 12:46 pm
It’s currently 28 and flurries in Vancouver. Hopefully Rob is keeping his banana all warm and snuggly.
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 12:47 pm
@Carrie: Ok, it’s official, you get Rob for today and maybe even part of tomorrow. I don’t know how you did it, but having that many Rob songs, its like heaven. You have made my day, Lady! Here’s hoping that you get to have hot monkey love with Rob all day today, you deserve it!
This one’s for you Carrie! Even Rob can’t wait to get in on.
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12074&fullsize=1
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 12:52 pm
I also love having hot monkey lovin with Rob. Wow Robnana Splits and Hot Monkey Lovin. I think I might be out of panties for weeks.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:25 pm
@Ayden: Lainey’s FKL’d. I was giving her time to rethink what she’s posts, but enough is enough.
@Jena: If he’s not keeping it warm and snuggly, what say you we fly over there and help him out, hmm?
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 12:55 pm
@jena – I too hope his banana is nice and warm. If not I have a few places I could put it, you know…to keep it nice and warm.
@Ceri – I love that picture. I want a life size cut out of that picture. Oh, who am I kidding, I just want him to come here and look at me like that.
@carrie – I can’t wait to hear all the rob songs, I thank you in advance for sending them to me too
I put my email above but here it is again just in case 
busybfamily@cox.net
By: Kristin on March 9, 2009
at 12:57 pm
@ Carrie… so sorry but can you please send to me too?
carter.avery@gmail.com
xoxo
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 9, 2009
at 12:57 pm
I was just reading through comments from last night after I went to bed and LMAO at Ayden’s uterine autograph and Vogue I friggin loved MST3! I use to stay up late on Friday nights when I was younger and watch it. They should bring that back, it was hilarious!
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 12:59 pm
Still waiting on the uterine autograph too! Where there’s a will…
By: Ayden on March 9, 2009
at 1:03 pm
I saw that too.
Dear Rob,
Can I please get an autograph across the walls of my uterus in sperm.
Do it for Claire. You know she wants some granbabies.
Love ME.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:30 pm
Yes!
By: Ayden on March 9, 2009
at 1:36 pm
@ Jena/Vogue I agree, MST3 was amazing. Just to make yall’s Monday, here is the Best of, Volume 1!
xoxoxo
carter
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 9, 2009
at 1:03 pm
Awesome! LOL!
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 2:42 pm
Oooh! thanks carter! I didn’t even think to look on youtube!!
By: vogue on March 9, 2009
at 4:16 pm
This is a cute video. Make sure you go to the end. A perfect ending quote.
By: therealrobzilla on March 9, 2009
at 1:05 pm
My quality of life (sex life that is) has already improved from this Robsession.
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:13 pm
Dear Dreamboat Records,
Get your sh!t together. I need new Rob music.
Love,
Carrie
P.S if this doesn’t happen soon… I WILL END YOU!!!!
Dear Stupid Chicks at Bar,
Next time you are fortunate enough to be in the presence of his Hotness the Rob please shut the fudge up when he’s singing. Your chit chat during “In My Head” and “I don’t Mind” is a little distracting.
Do it again and I WILL END YOU!!!
Carrie
*************
I think maybe I am little grumpy today.
Rob kept me up too late last night making Robnana Splits.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:15 pm
I thought the same thing. I was ready to pre-order How To Be last weekend and then they’ve moved the date back without telling us when we can get it. They are very annoying. However, we still need them to release the album, so we can end them yet.
You are probably grumpy today since we are all asking for you to share your Rob songs. Sorry, we just can’t get enough of him. I’m sure the Robnana splits were worth the lack of sleep though.
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:19 pm
The new release is mid/late April. Can’t remember the exact date, but it’s right around the time How to Be will be on IFC here in the States. JBell may know the exact date.
By: Ayden on March 9, 2009
at 1:21 pm
Thanks a bunch. I haven’t gone back to their website to check lately, since they pissed me off with the push back on the release. I was worried what I might do to my computer. LOL
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:25 pm
Can someone send me the Isle Esme fanfic that’s been passed around, the long version? ceristevens@hotmail.com
You ladies rock!
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:21 pm
Oooo me too! I have already disclosed my fan fic addiction… I am first hand embarrassed about that one for sure.
carter.avery@gmail.com
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 9, 2009
at 1:23 pm
Done.
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:37 pm
MeTooMeToo please! Now I’ve finished I Love LA I’m ready for the long Isle Esme.
Thnx: eye.clw33@yahoo.com
By: EyeC on March 9, 2009
at 2:36 pm
*sigh*
Dear Rob,
I was thinking about it. We don’t really need a maid. We really need a pool guy. Let’s save money and have you do it.
Love,
Lauren
PS. I forgot to do the laundry…so you have to clean it without a shirt. Sorry.
By: Lauren on March 9, 2009
at 1:26 pm
you’re so thrifty!
By: unintendedchoice on March 9, 2009
at 1:39 pm
OMG i’m listening to the MP3s… anyone else having heart palpitations?
By: carter.hearts.rob on March 9, 2009
at 1:41 pm
Yes I have lost a lot of panties listening to him sing.
*SWOONING* and *SMILING*
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:43 pm
Alrighty I think I got everyone who need mp3. If I missed anyone shoot me an email at olpatlanta@yahoo.com.
@Jena- let me know what songs u are missing and I’ll resend.
Also sent fanfic to those who requested.
Carrie OUT!!!
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:41 pm
Once again U ROCK! Don’t forget to take Rob with you.
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12160&fullsize=1
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:44 pm
@Ceri. He’s at home waiting. We are going to have a little afternoon delight.
RAWR!!!
By: Carrie on March 9, 2009
at 1:48 pm
Ooh, a nooner! Those are the best kind. Although its hard to go back to work after one of those. Limbs are all wobbly. Sort of like string cheese!
Stupid hotmail takes forever to get my emails, still waiting on the fanfic. Can’t wait! Thanks again.
By: Ceri on March 9, 2009
at 1:50 pm
@jena woah that little ashes clip was great..can’t wait to see the whole movie.
By: Melissa on March 9, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Oh, how he laughs in “I’ll Be Your Lover, Too”…Pure heaven *swoons*
By: junsikat on March 9, 2009
at 2:10 pm
I LOVE that song and I LOVE his little laugh!
By: Genevieve on March 9, 2009
at 2:15 pm
CARRIE! You ROCK! I love all the songs..*swoon*….so farking hot! Thank you so much for that!
By: Kristin on March 9, 2009
at 2:43 pm
I’ve been sitting here going “where’s JBell?” and Duh she went to Britney. I’m so jealous. I expect a full report on her lip sinking ass when you get home girlfriend! I would so love to see this concert!
By: Jena on March 9, 2009
at 2:44 pm