Dear LTR Readers-
This isn’t our usual Saturday Morning Delight video but my cousin and fellow twi-hard is in town and she helped me comb through videos just for you awesome readers and nothing we watched got quite the reaction like this one did. Like tears streaming down our faces. And besides we really couldnt watch anymore terrible Evanesence / weird rob pic videos, we’ve gotta get back to our Rob-lumber party complete with Edward pillows and blankets (pictures to come!)
Try not to pee your pants!
Themoonisdown and lilcrazycow (moon’s cousin and one of our original readers!)
PS this is funny because we’re either 12 yr old boys at heart or we’ve totally gone crazy wrapped in our Edward snuggies
@ V – Good luck getting your computer privileges back!!
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Dear Rob,
Just cleaned all the junk off of my dining room table and polished it. Wanna come over and inspect it. It’s really sturdy, I promise.
Love,
Me
By: therealrobzilla on February 28, 2009
at 1:56 pm
Wow. You make cleaning sound fun. Husbands are going to wonder why all the houses got cleaned today. Little do they know – every surface that is cleaned is only because it will be used to ravish Rob.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 2:10 pm
V – Tell him to back off or we will add him to the FKL. He doesn’t want that now does he?
By: therealrobzilla on February 28, 2009
at 1:57 pm
@soccermom – you mentioned earlier that you keep watching the 13 second access hollywood video clip. When I try to access it, it says it is no longer available. Do you have another link I can try?
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 2:19 pm
Well, you know I can’t keep track of those like you can, so i just went back to the comment pages from last night and clicked on link. Maybe you tube removed it for “copyright infringment” as usual.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 3:33 pm
That’s the link I tried. Damn it. They must have just removed it. I need 2-3 computers running at one time so I can get all the stuff in.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 3:57 pm
toys.com/?journalid=15875550&moduleid=507&preview=&auth_token=sessionless:1235854800:embedconten&feature=player_embedded
By: Melissa on February 28, 2009
at 4:24 pm
sorry i dont think that link will work, heres another one
http://community.livejournal.com/rpattzdaily/
By: Melissa on February 28, 2009
at 4:24 pm
Thanks for the link, but it still won’t work. Says the same thing, that it is unavailable.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 4:29 pm
@JBell- You have me laughing so hard with your Dear God letter that I’m crying over here.
@V- Mutiny! Grab the pitchforks and torches!
@robzilla- That’s my kind of cleaning!
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 2:19 pm
Mmm Y’all know how I love ScruffyRob well…
I went to YouTube to get my DirtyRobFix and was sorely disappointed to see there was like nothing to watch. So I went ahead and made my own
*homage to DrunkenDirtyRob*
Anyone who is close to my age should appreciate the song…
Kick It!
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 2:28 pm
Nice Video – great pics. He’s so flirty looking when he bites his lip or tongue isn’t he? Good ending with a crotch shot too.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 2:40 pm
OK that vid was hilarious! LOL!
YAY on D.B. not directiong! WHEW!
And JBell, I’m on it regarding Access Hollywood. This Thursday right? What are they having on?
By: Jena on February 28, 2009
at 2:40 pm
Yep, this Thursday March 5th. They’re going to start showing the deleted scenes from Twilight… hot, extended kissing scene and meadow scene
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 2:44 pm
NO WAY, REALLY?! Ok, now I can’t wait until Thursday!
But what sucks is that I get AH a day late here so I’ll get it on Friday.
That’s the best news I’ve heard all weekend, LOL!
By: Jena on February 28, 2009
at 3:09 pm
LMAO I love that gif of the Twi guys driving along while dancing! LOL!
By: Jena on February 28, 2009
at 2:41 pm
I saw this about a week ago and it made me giggle insanely… it scared everyone in the house.
By: Emily W on February 28, 2009
at 2:41 pm
Rob:
“…it’s like ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that.”
…annnnd I leave you lovely ladies with THAT mental image.
http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv219/get-well-cards/2udvynd.png
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 2:43 pm
I posted these last night at the end of the last post but it probably got lost among the 400+ comments sooo I thought I’d repost because I couldn’t help but laugh. I can’t believe anybody would make Rob do this (even if it is just his head!)
By: Emily W on February 28, 2009
at 2:44 pm
Slow-mo Double Freckle Porn, please meet Slow-mo Tongue Action:
http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv219/get-well-cards/Twilight/1y2vdk-1-1.gif
Also, he’s on his way back to LA. A picture was posted on robsessed I believe, but I don’t remember because I already navigated away and back to YouTube videos… :]
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 2:58 pm
Hey JBell is that robsessed dot com, dot net, or dot org?
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 3:55 pm
robsessedpattinson.com
By: Melissa on February 28, 2009
at 4:22 pm
Thanks
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 4:36 pm
I don’t know if these have been posted or if you’ve all seen them or not but Jane sent them to me last night and I thought it was so cute how he hugged that little girl who was crying and then said “Are you alright?…..I don’t know what to do….I’m emotionally retarded.” LOL! It’s a How To Be Q&A.
By: Jena on February 28, 2009
at 3:05 pm
I love all of your videos! I’ve seen them before but it’s always great to review the Rob.
@Justagirl – I’m feeling you on the Beastie Boys. Kick it! indeed
LOVE the Brooding Edward head on Single Ladies. Such attitude Eddie.
By: therealrobzilla on February 28, 2009
at 3:29 pm
@JAG- Love the Drunken Dirty Rob video (awesome song!)
@Jena- OMG! I am died. Seriously. That’s just… hot!
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 3:34 pm
This left me with cramps!!! very funny!!!!! thanxs for posting this!!!
By: Jamaican Princess on February 28, 2009
at 3:37 pm
I won! After 3 rounds and threatening him with you gals and the FKL lol
Do I have to feel bad now? How do you handle that?
@JAG – I wanted to watch me some dirty drunken rob but it said the video is not available for my country. Does anyone know why?
Rob is so sweet at the Austen film festival. He always seems so self-conscious and shy. I sure would know how to help him overcome that!
By: V on February 28, 2009
at 3:44 pm
V – no you don’t have to feel bad. It is apart of who you are and he will just have to learn to deal with it. Besides, there is nothing wrong with a little competition with Rob. Makes them step up their game.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 3:51 pm
Thank you! It feels so good to know that you guys feel and think the same way, a real support group, my personal haven!
*grouphug*
By: V on February 28, 2009
at 3:59 pm
@ Jena – I hadn’t seen those before. Thanks. In the part 2 one, around 5:30ish, you can hear him crack his knuckles in the microphone. Too freaking cute!!
By: smile232 on February 28, 2009
at 3:51 pm
@Jena – I hadn’t seen those video’s before, Thanks. In the second video, around 5:30′s, you can hear him crack his knuckles. Too freaking cute!!
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 3:54 pm
Help I’m lost – are we talking about the videos from How to Be screening in Austin? I probably won’t be able to watch those today anyway. Stupid cloudy weather blocking my satellite internet and making everyting slow. Taking forever to load dirty Rob video.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 4:10 pm
Yeah the How the be video’s that Jena post a couple spots up.
By: smile232 on February 28, 2009
at 4:16 pm
Hey I see your picture! You WOULD figure out how to do that. I am still a green booger.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 4:14 pm
OMG and really loud too! I’d never have thought that I could find that cute, but I actually do, ridiculously so.
By: V on February 28, 2009
at 4:06 pm
Well I must be a 12 year old boy because I laughed and laughed and laughhhhed at this video.
Until I got to :33-:38. Then I got a boner.
By: sowasred on February 28, 2009
at 4:16 pm
I think I’ve watched this about 10 time and I still laugh so hard I cry.
Mmmm :33 to :38, I concur!
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 4:28 pm
who else is dying *thud* to see the cut kissing scene from Twilight?
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 4:31 pm
I was just talking to IfOnly on the phone and we decided that we are probably going directly to deleted scenes when we get our DVD. *Dying* Can’t stand the anticipation.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 5:22 pm
@ JAG… MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and did u see kstew stick her @#$%^^^ finger into his mouth???? that is why she is sooo FLK’ed.
By: sherin on February 28, 2009
at 4:40 pm
@sherin
Yum-meee, I just saw that video…21 days, 21 days!
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 4:50 pm
“Robert Pattinson can’t wait to dump Kristen Stewart in his next movie.”
omg,i think this headline just might be the nesxt funniest thing i read/saw today. You go robert!!!
By: sherin on February 28, 2009
at 4:50 pm
Dear Zacquisha,
You can’t do it like Rob. Nope!
Piss off,
LTR Ladies
http://tinyurl.com/bm7w9h
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 4:55 pm
Zac, you’re just to pretty honey. Sorry, you really can’t do it like Rob does.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 5:17 pm
How in the world do you find this stuff. My 5yo would die laughing if he was watching!
This was pretty funny.
By: Valerie on February 28, 2009
at 5:09 pm
I finally found the 13 second access hollywood deleted scene video. OMG!!! When she sticks her finger in his mouth, he looks so freaking naughty and smokin hot! OMG!! I’m sitting here melting and husband just left the house. Where is a freaking good man piece when you need one?!!
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 5:15 pm
@ifonly
Can you please post the access hollywood link for me.
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 5:21 pm
Opinions, is bad mothers handbook worth watching or should I just search youtube for Rob’s scenes…
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 5:22 pm
@JAG – I watched it last night. It was a little over an hour long. I think it’s worth watching because he comes and goes throughout the movie. He is a support character and isn’t in it much, but I didn’t want to miss any of him. It’s for sure a made for TV minimovie, but is still cute. And there are two short kissing scenes. Not steamy at all, but she still gets to touch those gorgeous lips! FYI – you can hardly see his face they have it so buried in his hair – and his little bird legs are in skinny jeans. And in one of the “how to be” videos posted by Jena earlier, you hear some of the question askers commenting on how his edward character was similar to his Daniel Gale character from this movie. I could definately see that too.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 5:44 pm
@JBell- That’s a whole lotta fail there. Just. Not. Good. The Rob pic though? Oh yeah!
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 5:23 pm
All I have to say is:
“Ultimate o-face, Ctrl + to zoom.”
http://tinyurl.com/dc376p
Fans are putting their graphic design skills to work again…
http://tinyurl.com/c5pl8r
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 5:25 pm
Best O face so far. And I loves me those graphic designers!!
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 5:46 pm
Oh please Oh please let him look like that in NM. I just picked my chin up from floor.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 5:49 pm
WOW! This one is Friggin’ HOT! LOVE IT!
*smoke comes out of nostrils*
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:10 pm
Eff me! *Thud*
Dear DH,
Remember you said I could decorate the new environs however I wanted? If the NM poster work looks anything like that in reality… just remember who gave whom free rein!
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 5:30 pm
@JAG – see if this link will get you to the access hollywood clip….
This one is longer and shows a replay in slow motion…
Both aren’t the best quality, especially kissing scene (too dark), but better than nothing.
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 5:33 pm
HE IS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 6:13 pm
@JAG: The Access Hollywood deleted scenes preview is at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixROvf2AvW8
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 5:34 pm
@JAG – let me know what you think of it if you watch it (see earlier reply post to your handbook question).
By: IfOnly on February 28, 2009
at 6:12 pm
I’m baaaaaack!
I’ve been out to dinner to celebrate my mum’s birthday and now we are back home DH has hotfooted it into the study to his Xbox and his online friends ….. so, no problem for me to spend a little more time with the other man in my life? Non?
So, I just noticed this youtube link in my bookmarks – I had forgotten I had it – I meant to share it with you all days ago when I first came across it as it is so sweet – I don’t think it’s been on this site yet. It is a really nice phone in from Rob to one of the How to be screenings where one of the other actors is also there in person.
Well, Rob talks … and talks … and talks … the other guy from the film who is actually there at the screening, as opposed to on the phone, doesn’t get a look in! But obviously all anyone in the audience wants to hear is Rob!
I think this is why we love Rob so much … he is just so funny, charming, honest, silly, deep, etc etc You get to see so much of his own personality in his interviews and what a great one it is.
Enjoy (gosh I hope the link works)!
x EG
By: English Girl on February 28, 2009
at 6:34 pm
@Moon- LOVED that video! Had me and DH cracking up! His comment- ‘Finally somebody with commen sense’ (referring to the video)! He loves that kind of humour so that’s right up his alley.
To the girls with the ‘cleaning house’ problem, ummm, right there with ya. Gotta get serious next week. Promise to do better….
*crosses fingers*
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:03 pm
I’m back…wow it’s pretty quiet.
I had to 1)get some exercise in, Robstalking is giving me a fat ass lol 2)feed the kids before children’s welfare came banging on my door.
Thanks @ifonly, I think I’ll watch it online today or tomorrow…
and thanks @ayden and @if nly for the clips.
Did you see the look on Rob’s face when Kskank’s finger was in his mouth…seriously you can’t tell me they weren’t knockin’ boots during filming.
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 7:13 pm
@JAG- The exercise thing made me giggle. I told DH I was going to exercise today and he told me jaw drops don’t constitute exercise. I about died laughing.
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 7:17 pm
@Ayden- LOL! good one!
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:18 pm
@ayden, i wholeheartedly disagree…jaw dropping is the best kind of exercising!
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 7:19 pm
Just found the Entertainment Weekly mag with Rob & Kstew on it. Found the OK mag yesterday with them in it. I’m a book/magazine horder with anything that has Rob in it! (even those teeny bopper ones on occasion)
Does anyone know when that Teen Vogue photo shoot took place?
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:22 pm
I don’t think we have EW in Canada, I’ve looked everywhere for it.
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 7:23 pm
How’d I miss this? Is it new?
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/182574/robert-pattinson-i-might-make-an-album
By: Ayden on February 28, 2009
at 7:24 pm
Hey Genevieve – haven’t talked to you all day. Did you get my reply posts from the last page of yesterdays comments. (regarding Isle Esme)? Let me know.
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 7:29 pm
@Soccermom- HI, yes thank you. Went there first to check the rest of the replies from yesterday.
@JAG- I live in Canada and I saw EW at Coles or I bought mine at Wal-Mart. Just thought I’d let you know.
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:33 pm
OMG I found this a couple of weeks ago and haven’t stopped laughing since. However, I do love good potty humor.
By: BeCullen on February 28, 2009
at 7:35 pm
@IfOnly- LOL! ‘freaking good man piece when you need one’! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*scratches head*
(WHERE are they when you need one- good question)
By: Genevieve on February 28, 2009
at 7:37 pm
Did I really never post these?!
Wow… too much Rob-brain today.
Here ya go! Baby boy will be home soon!
http://tinyurl.com/b9gu6q
http://tinyurl.com/c2wsh7
By: JBell on February 28, 2009
at 7:39 pm
Is that Rob leaving Japan?
By: Just a Girl on February 28, 2009
at 7:43 pm
Is he headed back to LA or Canada?
By: soccermom on February 28, 2009
at 7:49 pm
I assume they’re all going to LA then regrouping before the cast goes to canada within the next couple days. It’d be brutal to make them go straight from Japan to Canada. They probably a couple more days to chill then are off to film.
By: Emily W on February 28, 2009
at 7:58 pm