Posted by: themoonisdown | February 27, 2009

Memoirs of a Geisha

When I say "Sake" you say "Bomb" SAKE! BOMB!

street lights, people living just to find emotion...

Dear Robert and Taylor-

We just wanted to write you boys a letter while you’re in Tokyo to say we really hope you’re out living it up, eating sushi, buying sneakers out of a vending machine, teaching Taylor how to do Sake bombs and buying ridiculous electronics. After that, I can just imagine the two of you stumbling into a karaoke bar and drunkenly singing “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with your arms around a couple of Japanese businessmen. Then you guys’ll make friends for life with these gents. I can tell, that’s the type of boys you are. Then said Japanese business men will take you to meet with some Geisha’s, and you all can teach young Taylor a thing or two about women (but not TOO much, robbie, he has to come home to Wolfgirl). Let him find out what those gals REALLY wear under those Kimono’s.

Oh and don’t worry about Kristen, she’s too busy back at the hotel crying and commenting about how mean we are to her over at LTT. Oh and Reba McEntire showed up, WTF!?

Have fun and bring me back some Hello Kitty shiz that i don’t have!
XO
Themoonisdown

Rob+Tay=BFF

Rob+Tay=BFF

After the jump, JBell has done it again with all the best Japan coverage. Thanks girl! XO

Keep checking Twilight Singapore for their coverage!! 
Maybe Rob and the gang should just move to Japan… they’re ALL (and yes, even Sourpuss too!) are looking so happy!

Is that a… a… a smile on Sourpuss’s face!?

Exclusive fan photos from Pattinson Online! Luck gals!

The media in the states has been anxious for news too!

Best coverage (picture-wise) of Twilight In Japan:

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Responses

  1. Morning Moon & UC! – He actually DID go karaoke-ing!! But with Hugh Jackman and the director of Australia!! I’m sure Taylor was there too though because he’s just that cool of a kid. :D

  2. btw – They should karaoke to Reba’s “Fancy” lmfao I did that one on a cruise once… greatest time EVER.

    • I would have loved to see that!!! I’ve rocked out to that song in the car. :)

    • omg i have honestly karaoked fancy before hahaha..so glad i’m not the only one.

  3. and because he heard that LTR is retiring the oscars already, rob wore a suit for the tokyo premiere of twilight! you know, because he wants to give us more pics to salivate over and make us feel all hot and bothered. oh robbie, you naughty boy you!

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/02/tokyo-premiere-thread_27.html

    and wow rob, those are such big shoes.

    hotdamn, what i would give to see your…er, feet. :p

  4. “I can just imagine the two of you stumbling into a karaoke bar and drunkenly singing “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with your arms around a couple of Japanese businessmen.” Just imagining that is hilarious!

    Okay, seriously, time for confessions of a Robaholic. I’m so friggin’ thrilled to get on here a few times a day and read a comment from another lady who’s married, has kids, and virtually thousands of other things to do besides fantasize about Mr. Pattinson. It assuages my guilt, however minimally. I even have to hide my alter ego from my girlfriends, but I’m not very good at it! For example, just the other night my two gal pals were chatting about Twilight and then we inevitably started talking about the movie, which led to my favorite topic of all time, ROB! My one friend, who’s a newby to Twilight was asking all sorts of questions about Rob, and my other friend, who likes to fancy that she knows a little bit of something about everything, was trying to answer her. BUT I was sooooo giddy and pumped to be talking about him that I always got to the punchline first and THEN would add some other random fact in this ridiculous, breathy, rushed tone. I was super pathetic. I think I may have even been blushing. I quietly mumbled, “I know waaaaay too much about Rob.” and shut up. But that was the moment that I knew I either had to give him up (and the ladies at LTR, who are now my sisters-in-Rob) or just keep feeding the fire.

    I think you all know what I chose. You all rock and my only regret is that I can’t be on here more often. Those pesky kids keep getting in the way! And seriously, this blog is getting huge! So many comments each day! I can’t even get through them all anymore! UC and Moon, you’ve created quite a phenomenon!

    • i like to call of ‘the sisters of the rob have mercy!’

  5. Best coverage (picture-wise) of Twilight In Japan http://tinyurl.com/dcefw6

    http://tinyurl.com/bx2yrj

    • thanks jbell- posted these in the actual post!

  6. OME Hugh and Rob singing in a Japanese bar..drinking sake. Oh please have video someone, somewhere. TORTURE!

    • no kidding I would love to see a video of that. I thought Hugh was great at the oscars!

    • I know, right? I’d love to see that.

  7. It looks like they are having a great time in Japan. Rob looks fantastic and do I dare say it? I think I will and don’t go throwing things at me,
    Kristen looks good too. She is actually smiling in a lot of the pics over there.

  8. Does anyone else notice how KStew always seems to look intensely uncomfortable in any dress? I think she’d rather be wearing hemp.

  9. http://tinyurl.com/b9gm2w

    Dear Rob,
    Have your way with me.
    xoMe.

    • His lips in that shot! OME! Naughty, naughty, naughty….

      • LOL did u notice he got a manicure?unlike that pic from the oscars!

    • That one might just earn a print out on high quality photo paper. YUM!

    • LOVE that pic! Thx- JBell (you enabler you!) LOL!

      • I just fell off my chair! Do you think he realizes the look he is giving?

    • Knock kock … JBell. Are you two done yet?

      Is it my turn now … pretty please. You didn’t tire him out too much did you?

      Seriously, how on earth does he just do that. He is going to have every woman on the planet in love with him soon.

      I have never been so turned on by a man’s lips and eyes.

      I have never liked hairy men … but I look at Rob’s arms and his chest and I’m just melting ………RAWR

      I can barely look at KStew in those photos ‘cos she gets to stand next to him and she’s so bloody po-faced.

  10. Rob in the morning is the best Rob, methinks. Thanks for the morning rush, JBell! You’re awesome!

  11. Gotta get to work gals! [BOO!]
    Keep those two links I posted up there.
    They’ve been updating NON-STOP since 7am EST!!
    :D
    I will no be able to have a GREAT day. Thanks for no disappointing Japan!

    xoMe.

  12. Good morning ladies.
    You know how I like me some Dirty Rob in the morning…thanks @JBell. Always coming thru for me.
    @Steph, I’m in the same boat friends don’t get it, LTR gals…you GET IT. For this I am grateful. Lots of us have hubbies and kids too.
    FYI, hubby knows about my obsession with Twilight but not my Robsession.

    • Same for me. Hubby knows I heart Twilight lots, but I’d be more than a bit ashamed to admit my Roblove to him. Sigh. Does this make our Robsession adulterous?

      • I am in the same situation. NO ONE knows the true depth of my LOVE for this man. MY husband would be umm…unimpressed to say the least! haha!

    • Just a Girl…Rob is my dirty little secret too ;) Good thing my hubby is 3500 miles away in Engerland. I know he would not be impressed nor would he understand ugh

  13. Damn, LTT got a little crazy after I went to bed. Yikes!!

    And I actually thought KStew looked mildly happy to be there. (I saw a few pics with smiles. *gasps*)

    I wonder if they will come back today…Hmmmm.

    • @Amber: I really truly hope they are flying back today because I leave tomorrow for San Jose to see How To Be. I still have this crazy fantasy that he is actually going to turn up there unannounced. I know – crazy, but a girl has to dream, right?

  14. BTW, happy moment this morning. I opened my email to see that Robert Pattinson is now following me on Twitter.

    Granted, its not the real Rob, rather fakerpattz, but still. Just to open the email and see that name….*swoons*.

  15. Good morning everyone.

    Loving the pics Jbell linked. I don’t know about the browns matching either but he is still looking too smokin’ for his own good.

    Does Taylor look taller to you guys? Maybe he’s wearing Tom Cruise’s lifts.

    Gasp! KStew is smiling. She must have a big blunt waiting backstage.

    So, last night, my DH wanted some sexy time and I was all charged up from the Rob banana pics and Isle Esme. He started kissing my shoulders and all I could think about was that Summerhouse trailer with Rob. TMI – I know.

    So anywho, long story short – I forgot to use birthcontrol. If I get pregnant again it will be Robert Pattinson’s fault!!

    Of course, should it be a boy, I will have to name him Robert Thomas.

    True story for you early morning need of laughter.

    • Great story Robzilla. Just what I needed – a good laugh. I bet we all fantasize about Rob when we’re with our hubbies.

    • OMG OMG…AUNT FLO WAS LATE THIS WEEK, and This is EXACTLY what I thought…”IF I GET PREGNANT AGAIN, I’M BLAMING ROB!!” Then my next thought was DAMN! I don’t want to be nine months preggers at the NEW MOON PREMIERE…that will severely cramp my style…(man what is he doing to me, I wasn’t worried about the health of my child{yet}just whether or not Rob ever had a fantasy of doing a pregnant chick??!!!)This is sooo wrong ladies :P

    • Oh, too too funny!

  16. @therealrobzilla – Ha ha!! Rob has helped alot of our hubbies get laid lately, hasn’t he?

    That’s why our guys should love him!!

  17. I love how you scratched out K-Stupids face! HA!

  18. @therealrobzilla – Me and the hubby had the EXACT same experience last night! That’s too weird. The entire time all I could think about was Rob crotch, scruff and jaw porn. Oi. I already have a wee lad and his middle name is Robert and he happened BEFORE my Robsession. Coincidence? Me thinks not!

  19. Wow, hubbies got lots of action last night…mine did some neck biting. He’s a good man!

    • LOL – he IS a good man!

  20. Morning Ladies! Wow, now that’s something I want to wake up to every morning. Rob looks so hot, he’s rocking that suit. JBell thanks for the links, you rock.

    @robzilla – I noticed Taylor looking a little taller too. LMAO at the Tom Cruise lifts. Rob’s been helping me in the sexy time dept. too.

  21. TwilightSingapore has posted a few videos of the premier.

    http://twilightsingapore.com/

  22. All I can say is
    RAWR!!!!!!

    *THUD*

  23. Oh ugh. I think my laptop is getting ready to strike. It crashes every time I try to watch the premier videos. How many levels of evil is that?!

    Argh!

  24. @Ayden – I love the 3rd Premiere video when Rob finally speaks and the camera just goes out of control. I feel that way every time I hear his voice too. *faints*

  25. Dear Rob –
    I have to apologize. I was always picturing you in black in my dreams. It is always a black suit, or a black shirt. However, seeing you in your mismatched browns, I might have to rethink my dreams. You look positively orgasmic. And thank you, thank you for singing with Hugh Jackman and not Ebola I-have-crabs-trickling-down-my-legs Hilton. Come home soon Robbie, I have hot pockets, cinammon toast crunch, Regular and Diet Coke, Camels and a case of Heineken. We won’t have to leave the house for about a week.
    Love, me
    XOXO
    P.S. – Bring the brown suit…it will look really good slung over my headboard.

    • “I have hot pockets, cinammon toast crunch, Regular and Diet Coke, Camels and a case of Heineken.”
      Wow I went to the grocery store last night and stocked up on the same stuff.
      Rob is about the get his boots knock hard.

      Brown Suit- RAWR!!!!

      *THUD*

      I am never going to get any work done today b/c of all the passing out over the hotness of the Rob.

  26. Did anyone else notice Taylor is trying to sport a little scruff on the face. Sadly it just looks like a chocolate milk mustache.

    Dear,
    Taylor I know Rob is smokin Hot and all the ladies want him. However, you will never been able to pull the scruff off as well as The Rob. How long did it take to grew out the stache? A week. Rob is sporty a five o’clock shadow. He can grow more facial hair in a hour than you can in month.
    <3 Carrie

    • Chocolate milk mustache!!!!! LOL! I’m almost crying I’m laughing so hard!

  27. @Ceri- I haven’t made it that far. I’ve tried four times and had to reboot every time. I guess I’m videoless until sister gets home and takes her rugrat off my hands. *sobs*

    Good news though, the rugrat (11 months) is in love with RP. We took her to see Twilight with us and she had no interest in the movie unless RP was on screen and then she sighed and cooed with the best. It was great! She’s loving the pictures this morning :D The child has been corrupted! rofl.

    • my toddler loves him too, she calls him Wobby!!

  28. “Oh and don’t worry about Kristen, she’s too busy back at the hotel crying and commenting about how mean we are to her over at LTT”.

    hahahah….funny :)

    Well I don’t know who dressed Kristin and Rob but I didn’t like it. I didn’t like either of Kristin’s outfit and brown on brown on gray??? wtf.

    Anyways, it was still lovely see him. His jaw line looked magnificient!

    JBell you’re amazing. You should be a reporter or something.

    Ayden, thanks for the link to the videos. I don’t get the three volvos thing. It’s not helping the planet. A little bit of personal info here, I’m a geologist and I think it’s high time to aware of how our actions affect the Earth. I’m not a treehugger or anything but a little goes a long way. I hope everyone here recycles!

    Love you girls!!

  29. @Ayden – ROFL, the rugrats in love with RP. He just has a way with women, no matter what age.

    @Carrie – chocolate milk mustache. Hee Hee I like Taylor too, but he is still a little boy compared with Rob.

  30. In this pic he is thinking- http://tinyurl.com/b9gm2w
    Carrie… Did you say that you just stocked up on hot pockets,Camels and a case of Heineken. I’ll be there in fifteen minutes. I need stop at the store and pick up whip cream and hot fudge so we can have banana splits for dessert.
    RAWR!!!
    Love,
    You Cuddle Bunny Rob

  31. thank you for making my life worth living. sigh

  32. @carrie – I have never thought about “sharing” a lover before…and now…I’m all over it.
    I”ll have him for breakfast, you can have lunch through dinner…and the next day…we’ll switch.

    I’m sure he could handle it.

  33. damn I have to go volunteer at my daughters school…can’t wait to catch up a little later!!

  34. @Kristin- There is plenty of the Rob to go around.
    He is a whole lot of man.
    I will def take evenings. Not a morning person.

  35. @JBell- I luuurve ya! Thx for all the info!

    @TheRealRobzilla- OMG, loved your comment!
    ‘if I get pregnant again it will be Robert Pattinson’s fault’ HA HA HAAA! LOL!
    (hmmm, that can be construed 2 ways, if u know what I mean)

    HEADLLINE NEWS

    MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE EXPERIENCING A RISE IN MARITAL RELATIONS. THEY DON’T KNOW WHY EXACTLY BUT ARE NOT COMPLAINING.

  36. Chgocolate milk moustache!

    *crying*

    • Sass- I just trying to keep with you and freakin hilarious comments. You are my Hero!!!! :-0

  37. I am thinking the best decision of Rob’s life was when he cut his hair. I am dying over here…

    • amen and amen. all that fuss for nothing!

  38. Ok, I take it back…

    The best decision of his life was when he made a pit stop in AZ on his way to Japan. Those short 30 minutes at my apartment were quite memorable…

    • Lauren, I love you.

      30 minutes.
      Impressive.

  39. Er, that would be chocolate.

    I have done absolutely nothing productive today so far. Unless you count looking at Rob pics and videos as productive, which, incidentally, I do, lol.

    Rob is looking so friggin fine in these photos, he is making my ovaries explode.

  40. Well, I know what I wear under my kimono…is all I’m sayin’.

  41. I’m sorry.. but bitch-face needs a stylist. She always looks like hell.. or was that her back-up grammy dress, just in case she got invited?!?

    Rob is looking beyond words as usual..

  42. LMAO @SASS

    Watch out now! Her ovaries are exploding!

  43. ROB, YOU’RE KILLING ME- KILLING!
    *dead

    http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=17593&fullsize=1

    http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=17593&fullsize=1

    • Sorry, sent the same pic 2x. Oops. Got confused at all the hotness!

  44. Okay, I really would like to know how to land the gig as Rob’s umbrella holder. I would totally do that for free. You get to stand behind him and hold an umbrella. I repeat, behind him. What if he assidentally backed into you?

  45. OK, this is pretty funny! Look at Taylor here (he’s short again) then look at the other pic. What, did they put him on a stool?

    http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=17597&fullsize=1

    http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=17592&fullsize=1

    • umm.. WHAT is going on with the straps on KStew’s dress?!? They look like My Grandma’s bra straps.

  46. The Twilight Singapore crew had more luck with bumping into Taylor, so I’m hopeful they’ll have another Rob encounter, too. They’ve got vids up from Tokyo already.

    http://twilightsingapore.com/

    Can anyone email me the NewTwilightFan “Isle Esme”? She has temporarily taken it down from Twilight Saga’s fanfic page, and I cannot find it elsewhere. Thanx!

  47. @Sass “assidentally” LMAO!

  48. Geez- what did they do to you Taylor? Stretch you out on a rack? Give you super growing pills?
    Weird!

    Hmm, umbrella holder. That has potential. What if you accidentally backed into him! LOL!

  49. Another RC (RobCrotch) pic!

  50. there is something about this picture which does bad things to my mind!

    http://www.lionandlamblove.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=39638&fullsize=1

    • I have to totally agree with you there.

    • wow. yes. bad things….that are oh. so. good.


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