Dear Rob,
What was going on here?
Was PF Changs hurting your belly?
I know, how about we let the girls* figure out what’s wrong.
Love,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
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*if you’re offended that I called you a girl and you’re not a girl, well, COMMENT or EMAIL us so we know about you, precious male- readers!
Seriously, this is our first ever caption contest. We will not be giving away a real prize. But we will be giving away a prize. It will probably be on par with the “ spin around the block (ya know, from Forks to Chicago) with Alice in her yellow porsche!” that we gave to one of our Fanmade vid of the week winners or “one hour of ‘mood altering’ time with Jasper.” we gave JenaBona. Get excited. This prize will blow your minds.
So caption away- either write it in the comments, or if you think your caption is SO good that you want to hide it from everyone until the winner is revealed, send it to us at letterstotwilight@gmail.com
This is his face after being told that his prepubescent beefcake photo donning a scarf (and not much else) has made its way around the world wide web.
Kinda the same face we all made upon seeing it.
By: Spank Ransom on January 27, 2009
at 2:22 pm
@Spank (good one)! @gossipgirl (great song)!
(Rob’s practicing his scary face for NM!)
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 3:53 pm
No kidding! I”ve said it everywhere else I post, but….those zygote pics make me all kinds of uncomfortable!
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 27, 2009
at 4:47 pm
“More like Goo Goo guy blah”
I really like his one and only’s caption the best!
By: Marye Alice Cullen on January 27, 2009
at 5:32 pm
@Devlish yeah, def not his best pic’s. That is downright embarrassing to have them released for e/v too see.
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 5:50 pm
I guess we can say we are second hand embarrassed for ol’ rpattz!
By: vickybonnett on January 27, 2009
at 5:58 pm
@vickyb OMG that’s a good one! I’m dying here!
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 6:01 pm
@vickyb… hahaha that was good!
By: sam on January 27, 2009
at 6:17 pm
@Genevieve, @vickybonnett…it’s not even that they look bad, it’s just that they were so obviously taken when he was still in puberty. What’s funny is Taylor doesn’t seem as young as Rob in those photos, so I don’t feel so dirty when I see photos of him.
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 27, 2009
at 6:31 pm
@Devlish yes I know what you mean. (they look like 80′s pic’s and come to think of it they prob. are)
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 6:34 pm
@Genevieve…he was born in 1986, so I would think they would be either late 90′s, or very early 2000′s!
By: Sass on January 27, 2009
at 6:40 pm
@Sass Yeah that’s true but they do have an 80′s feel to them.
Holy cow- do they ever grow up fast! Ha ha
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 6:45 pm
@Sass (do you have your Edward assembled yet?)
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 6:48 pm
@Genevieve…yes, I get what you are saying about the 80′s feel!
And I was a bit busy today, so I did not get to assemble Edward yet. I moved him upstairs to the spare room, so he can have some privacy, lol. Tomorrow, for sure!!
By: Sass on January 27, 2009
at 6:56 pm
@Sass Ahhh, just you and him together (alone)!
BTW I just read an article on him that he likes older women (there’s hope for us!) Ha ha. He really, really likes Tina Fey. (this info is probably already common knowledge but I thought I’d toss it out there)
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 7:02 pm
@Genevieve,
Yeah we are all over that!!! It allows us to survive in these “Rob”-less times….have you all seen the radio interview where he says he likes “dirty” older women…if not…please watch…here
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 7:28 pm
@Mrs. P….thanks for posting; I hadn’t seen that! Unfortunately, I couldn’t hear a word he said :/
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 27, 2009
at 7:39 pm
Rob’s reaction after watching an interview featuring none other than Kristen Stewart. (I have the same reaction)
By: bec on January 27, 2009
at 7:42 pm
@Devilish…what..why not??
listen to the radio</font part then
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 7:45 pm
sorry, here it is…I hope
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 7:47 pm
I suck at this..here
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 7:49 pm
ha ha…after all of that I posted the wrong one…here is the one where he talks about it…starting@6:50
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 7:54 pm
Oh, it worked fine, I am just hard of hearing, and my headphones didn’t help me very much. I missed all the good stuff!
I didn’t mean for you to go to all that trouble; I am so sorry! But I definitely appreciate it!
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 27, 2009
at 8:07 pm
OK ladies, I will confess, I am in this pic you just can’t see me. Guess my teeth got a little too close! Oops! *wink wink*
By: Pamela on January 27, 2009
at 8:25 pm
LOL Pamela!!!
By: Sass on January 27, 2009
at 8:38 pm
OMG, so gotta watch this video
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid372203941/bctid2881433001
Rob says some …naughty naughty words…
that he normally doesn’t say in interviews.
check it at 2:14 “I’m just like the tool…..____”
By: Angela on January 27, 2009
at 8:56 pm
@Pamela
ROFLMAO…That is hilarious!!
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 9:09 pm
Sign the petition to get Rob to be hosted on SNL
http://petitionspot.com/petitions/TwilightonSNL
By: Angela on January 27, 2009
at 9:56 pm
@ Angela,
I did that a while ago. A twilightmom started the petition, and I signed up in Dec.
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 10:34 pm
“I have to get my WHAT waxed for New Moon??”
By: Sass on January 27, 2009
at 10:38 pm
@Sass (Good one)! I was thinking of s/t like ‘OMG my hair is stuck to my hat’!
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 10:52 pm
@Mrs.P
Thanks for that link, it was great! I see what you mean- WOO HOO, let’s hear it for the almost 40 somethingsj! In the words of Moon ‘Le Swoon’
By: Genevieve on January 27, 2009
at 11:26 pm
This is Rob’s reaction to actually watching KStew bomb her performance as Bella. That look may be permanently frozen onto his face now! After he’s said so many times that she’s the best actress in her generation!??
By: sidhevicious on January 27, 2009
at 11:41 pm
Oh, I’ve seen that face before! Someone just fed him a Prairie Fire shooter! LOL Yep, I got one of those shooters for my guy once when he pissed me off, ha ha ha, and he made THAT face.
By: sidhevicious on January 28, 2009
at 2:23 am
I have no caption…
but this picture did make me think of a hot tub. As in, “Dang…it’s freakin’ cold… screw the food, let’s go get our drink on in a hot tub.”
Yes, a hot tub. Wherever did I come up with that idea? Bwahahahahahahaha…
By: Leigh Anne on January 28, 2009
at 12:42 pm
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By: I am a grown adult, with a drooling problem « Letters to Rob on January 28, 2009
at 1:55 pm
“damn, is it supposed to burn like that?”
By: Xtina on January 28, 2009
at 2:38 pm
“Yeeeeouch!!! Dammit Waitress, I said I wanted more BEEF, not more teeth!!”
(waitress is on her knees, under the table. LUCKY girl!!)
By: Val on January 28, 2009
at 6:33 pm
“Ewwww…I smell werewolf.”
By: Sass on January 28, 2009
at 6:34 pm
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By: And the winner is… « Letters to Rob on January 29, 2009
at 12:58 am