Posted by: UC | January 26, 2009

Caption Contest

Dear Rob,

What was going on here?

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Was PF Changs hurting your belly?

I know, how about we let the girls* figure out what’s wrong. 

Love, 
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
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*if you’re offended that I called you a girl and you’re not a girl, well, COMMENT or EMAIL us so we know about you, precious male- readers!

Seriously, this is our first ever caption contest. We will not be giving away a real prize. But we will be giving away a prize.  It will probably be on par with  the ” spin around the block (ya know, from Forks to Chicago) with Alice in her yellow porsche!” that we gave to one of our Fanmade vid of the week winners or “one hour of ‘mood altering’ time with Jasper.” we gave JenaBona. Get excited. This prize will blow your minds.

So caption away- either write it in the comments, or if you think your caption is SO good that you want to hide it from everyone until the winner is revealed, send it to us at letterstotwilight@gmail.com

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Responses

  1. …and i. jizzed. in my pants.

    (yeah i know, too easy. but i still giggled.)

    • @his one and only
      i didn’t even think of that, honestly! love it.. bringing back an oldie, but GOODIE

  2. @his one and only – LOL works for everything.

    mexican food’ll make you do that everytime. or whatever he’s eating

  3. Someone just asked him what his thoughts were on kissing Kristin Stewart in New Moon!

  4. “This is LIGHT beer?!”

  5. “I don’t want those twi-moms to come over here!”

    And, Exhibit A on why there are no pictures of Rob looking as hot as Kellen, Peter and Cam… 1) the mountain of mashed potatoes on his plate 2.) the high-calorie alcohol 3.) multiple packages of cigarettes.

  6. “Bleh…who slipped the veggies on my steak?”

  7. If she’s lucky she’ll be seeing my Ungh Face….you know…ungh…ungh…ungh…

    (ala the “O face” in office space).

    @cherry, no see the fact that he CAN do that stuff (and still look that good) makes him hot. not that kellan, peter and cam aren’t hot, but more in the “can’t eat a normal meal and spend 90% of their conscious time in the gym” way. rob’s is more effortless (and less meatheadish).

    had to come out of lurkdom for this. you ladies rock!!

  8. ‘Oh sh.., brain freeze!”

  9. ‘Grrrrrrrr’ (practicing for NM)

  10. “Edward does WHAT in Breaking Dawn???”

  11. “Lauren’s married?! Waaaaaah!”

    Oh, BTW…I want to send both of you awesome girls a valentine :) Just email me at laurensbite@gmail.com

    I am sure you caught by now that I am the author of both http://www.busybeelauren.blogspot.com AND http://www.laurensbite.blogspot.com

    I am addicted to your site and I can’t stop reading!

  12. “Have you seen my “O” face? Oh, oh, oh!”

  13. Where is my comment?! Sad…it was eaten.

    “Lauren is married?! Waaaaaah!”

    Girls, I love your site. Like obsessed. Anyway…I want to send you both an Edward Valentine…so email me at laurensbite “at” gmail “dot” com!

  14. @Lauren – I want an Edward Valentine too!

  15. He’s thinking about the ‘chaffing groin syndrome’ and the contact lenses for NM.

  16. “Damnit, I told you people vampires don’t eat food!”

  17. “If one more Tweener comes over here and asks me to bite/marry them them I’m gonna hurl!”

    @ Spider Monkey – I LOVED your answer! LMAO :)

  18. Yes! I was going to say:
    “Just last night I was out to dinner. I don’t remember where but it was a really good dinner. And I. Jizzed. In my pants. Yes, I jizzed. In. My Pants.”

    But instead I’ll say:
    “Pants! I really shouldn’t have had Taco Bell for breakfast. Now how do I excuse myself and still look cool…no, that’s not it.”

  19. @Wendy – Ok! Just email me :)

  20. Ow, OOOOwwwww… I caught my ahhh dick in my zipper!!! Aaarrghhh…

  21. “Ewwww…who cut the cheese?”

  22. Practicing his new “I Smell Bella In Biology Class” expression for New Moon.

    • A million thumbs up! Bhahaha!

  23. “*crying* get the f*ckin cameras away from me! i was doing so damn good!”

    btw.. is this like a recent picture of him? cuz he really was hidden for so well, and now all of a sudden all these pics are poppin up!! he’s losin his edge! lol

  24. “Damn I wish those teen girls would stop screaming my name. Why can’t real women like Stacey or any of the other faithful readers of Letters to Rob scream my name.”

  25. This is the face he made after he was handed the bar tab left for him by Action Figure Edward and Moon.

  26. @ Laura – LMAO! That was a good one! :)

  27. “Damn you Lautner, this does NOT taste like chicken!”

  28. I vote for Laura…LMAO too!

  29. Oh Damn, @ Sass that was good too!!! It is way too easy to be distracted, I am going to fail this class…I. Must. Log. Off.

  30. “Is that Jackson’s band playing?”

    JK, Jackson. Love you. Mean it.

  31. owwww! – i just realised where i left the edward action figure, dammit.

  32. OR
    At dinner, Rob answers the age-old question of ‘where in the world is the edward action figure?’.

  33. Someone has just told him what is in Taylor Lautner’s Rocky Balboa shake…

  34. Did I really just say that Hot Pockets could possibly create world peace? Like on TV? I MUST get out of the pub before close tonight before another gaff like that one!

    And Laura’s response was killer! Good one!

  35. @ Laura – You should win. That killed me!! :)

  36. Wow, I can’t even come up with one that would be better than you peoples!

  37. On new diet for getting prepared for New Moon:
    “What is this shit?!?! I WANT MY CHEESEBURGER!!!”

    • @all of you: i have the BEST job in the world (and by job i mean thing I do for free while my real mob piles up so much that i have to stay late to finish it) b/c i’m dying here- this is going to be the HARDEST thing picking a winner! we might just have to raid the (fake) closet for more than one (fake) prize!
      :):)

  38. “this is what i looked like before i bit the pillow”

    • @Adrienne I just LOL!! my husband was alarmed:)

  39. OMG!! Y’all are so funny. I am in my office at school cracking the hell up!

  40. Hey @unintendedchoice,

    I know this is not related to the photo caption contest running but I recently heard this song while shopping at Old Navy and thought hey this is so a theme song for our Robert and the female fan base. The lyrics so fit. LOL

    ***********************************************
    LADYHAWKE – MAGIC

    You came to my show, and i saw you in the crowd
    I didn’t know your name, i didn’t know your name
    I asked all my friends who you were and your story
    They told me the same, they told me the same

    I’ve left my heart to you, but it’s not fair
    Coz you`re taking me for granted baby
    I made a start with you, but it’s not fair
    Coz you’re over the atlantic baby
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you, but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic

    You stayed in my head where i saw you all the time
    I didn’t think you care, i didn’t think you care
    I found you one day with a mouth full of attitude
    And you stole me away, you stole me away

    I’ve left my heart to you, but it’s not fair
    Coz you`re taking me for granted baby
    I made a start with you, but it’s not fair
    Coz you’re over the atlantic baby
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you, but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic

    Coz your over the atlantic baby
    And you’re taking me for granted baby
    Coz you’re over the atlantic baby

    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you, but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic
    One journey for you but it’s worth it
    One life here with me and it’s magic

  41. Did I say I wanted to date a cougar??No..No..er..uh.. I said I wanted to plate a booger!

  42. *after smelling his pits..*
    “whew! maybe it IS time for my next shower! yikes!”

    @gossipgirl- that song IS perfect!!

  43. All your quotes are awesome, and mine was already posted by the time I got over here. I’m especially loving all the Taylor-related ones!

  44. 「Ewwwwwww! I’m not eating those vegies!」
    *Throwing a little boy tantrum*

    I’m giving up, I’ve stared at the picture for 10 minutes and can’t think of a better line, but no matter what, he’s soooo cute :D

    I love this site! It’s so funny! I don’t remember any other site which I enjoy reading everyone’s response so much! You guys rock!

    *Just an irrelevant question: there’s a packet of Camel lights, what’s the one that’s closer to Rob?

  45. kstew: you know that one time when you caught nikki and i in my trailer? well we weren’t really JUST hugging naked under the sheets to share body warmth.

  46. I. AM. Spunk. Ransom

  47. “What do you mean I can’t drink on set?, didn’t my management work that glitch in my contract out yet?”
    or
    “Oh geez whats that smell? did Taylor Lautner just walk in or did I s**t my trousers again? Ooooowww I did sh** my trousers, excess me while I go flip my drawers inside out”

    I love Rob so much that I would shill take him sh*tty or not. Just gives me a reason to strib him down….prehaps the washing machine would eat his clothes and he would have to stay here forever naked (in the closet with his cheese whiz sandwiches)

  48. Wow, I really need to read before I hit submit comment button.
    Im 37 not 6, really!!!
    so what it sould read is …….excuse me while I go flip my drawers inside out. Also I would not strib him down but I would strip him down :)

  49. I can’t even come up with anything as clever as all of you lol. I will just say he still looks gorgeous!!

  50. Ahhh!! It feels like it’s coming out sideways!


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