Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner

Have you ever checked out our comments? You should cuz they’re HILARIOUS. All of you have theMoonisDown and I cracking up so hard all day long that I think we’re both gonna get fired for our lack of work getting done. Anyway, this conversation was going on in the comments section our most recent letter to Rob about his (possible) need to bulk up if he wants to compete with Taylor, and we just had to share it with you. DISCLAIMER: We are Team Rob through and through.

Dear Rob,
Can you share the following message with your fan-base? Thanks xo

Anyone seriously considering swapping to the dark side (Aka Team Taylor) need only compare the following:

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Rob’s Day -Up at crack of noon -Diet coke and bagel -Write music / smoke -Listen to music / smoke -Watch movie whilst smoking -Read book / smoke -Measure hair to report to studio -Brush teeth* -Go to pub -Bed**optional a a a Rob’s meal -5 cheeseburgers -2 cokes -6 pack a a Rob’s extras -1 pack cigarettes

Taylor’s Day -Up at 6am -Protein breakfast -Run / interval training -Second breakfast -Shower / measure chest to report to studio -Workout with trainer -Tanning session -Nap -Afternoon workout with trainer -Massage -Play with PSP whilst whitening teeth -Carb loading meal -Attend opening of envelope -Bed by 9pmaa Taylor’s meal -3 eggs -2 cups of soy milk -5 steroid pills -3 servings of pasta -Rocky Balboa’s Special Milkshake Limited Edition -Fruit salad with extra banana. aa Taylor’s extras - Slim Girl 50% less calories Diet Jello

Thanks to NatalieCastle, theCaptain & Sass for this hilarious comparison!