Heh, my Tri Lambda brothers are so gonna think this is bad ass! I jumped in a picture of that Edward Patterson dude! YEA!!

Dear Dude in the back,

Robert Pattinson is NOT impressed… slightly amused, but not impressed, but I AM! First off you got by “Steve” the bodyguard (our made up name for him), second you’re flashing the “hang loose” signs while wearing a wool trench coat in what looks to be like negative 30 degree weather in rainy New York City. I would offer you free unicorn membership to LTT/LTR if you’d been committed enough to wear cargos, mandals (man-sandals), a hawaiian shirt and a puka shell necklace while flashing us “hang loose” but sadly you went for the drunk-wallstreet-professional-slash-exfratboy-stumbles-upon-a-paparazzi-swarm-around-that-Edward-Cullen-guy look instead. FAIL. And who are you looking at up there? This is not a MySpace photo op, the camera is down here eye level with Rob’s crotch where all camera lenses SHOULD BE! Duh.

STILL IN IT BROHAM!!!

Better luck next try dude. Now I’m off to submit him to RandomCreepyGuy.com!

Shaka Bro!
Moon

Seen any other pictures with Rob and a creepster in the background? Would you do the same thing if you had the chance? Would you need to be drunk or on illegal substances?

Rando creepster pics from Robsessed!

Our internet game is ridiculous: The Forum, LTT, Twitter

Dear Rob,
I’ll be honest, in the past few weeks (err months) I’ve stopped watching most videos of you. I know- I’ve even posted a few Saturday Morning Delights recently, but I only watched enough of the vids to know that they were gonna be good but just couldn’t make myself watch them. However, after seeing you at the premiere and at Ellen this week and then seeing you in that new movie you’re in PLUS a new trailer for Remember Me, I’m really ready excited for Saturday morning delight this week! Plus with all of the above mentioned new appearances, the new videos are hotttttttttt. So sit back, relax and enjoy, um, yourself in some hot new vids

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Biel does it again

New Movie= new fan made movies? Yes please!

In all my ignoring new videos of you, I missed out on this one

And helloooooo! Official Remember Me trailer! Next year can’t come soon enough!

Our internet game is ridiculous: The Forum, LTT, Twitter

*total spoilers!! If you haven’t seen New Moon yet and want to remain a virgin, skip today! Oh and trust me, you’ll LOVE IT!*

Seriously Bella, you shouldn't be with me. I look at least 45 in this get up from the Men's Warehouse

Dear Rob,

I JUST saw you in New Moon and I gotta say it: when Edward left I didn’t miss you at all. Not one second. Your character was meant to be absent and he was, rightfully so. It also helped that Taylor Lautner played the pants off Jacob Black  (pun SO intended) leaving me whispering (not so quietly) “DO IT! DO IT!” when he leans in TWICE to kiss Bella and even though she cock blocks him BOTH times I sat there WANTING it to work out for him, wanting Bella to love him, and to CHOOSE HIM not that dumb guy Edward, who left her in the middle of the forest because he was too much of a pansy to own up to his weaknesses and admit that even thought she was a total danger magnet it was worth it to be with her no matter the cost. But he couldn’t and so he left and Jacob Black stepped in and made me and probably every other Team Edward gal rethink her team allegiance.

What's a girl to do? Hot werewolf? Hot vampire? Lucky bitch!

I also gotta throw it out there and say I think just maybe Taylor and Kristen’s chemistry as Jacob and Bella is was better and more believable than you two as Edward and Bella. Kristen and Taylor are believable as friends with a serious undercurrent of tension, there wasn’t one second where I was cringing or questioning their relationship. I just wanted her to end up with him because he was so wonderful.

BUUTTT when Edward finally did show up again in I was glad, you were back and it was time to set up the love triangle to end all love triangles and to crush my sanity with the proposal at the end! Just when I’m beginning to think I’m not THAT big of a fan of you, you remind me I’m crazy and throw me back into my crazy obsession all over again.

Shall we do this again in June 2010?
Themoonisdown

PS Seriously, the tweed? The wingtips? The collared shirt? You looked like an old man not a high school senior. Ugh. Styling/Wardrobe FAIL!
PPS Oh and throwing in the Remember Me trailer was so genius, you sneaky jerk.

It’s after 4 in the morning and I need to marinate on this some more… but tell me what did YOU think. Did you turn in your Team Edward card for membership to Team Jacob (I hear they’re sponsored by The Gap!), Did you totes forget about Edward? Seriously, what was with the suit?

We’re all over the place: The Forum, LTT, The Twitter

See you tonight!

Dear Rob,

Today is the day! I FINALLY get to see you in a new movie for the first time in a YEAR (minus that one about the pregnant friend of yours where you’re a totally cute dork. I never saw “How to Be” or that Dali movie. I know, worst Rob-fan ever) But here’s the thing. I’m kinda concerned. You see, I just said “I finally get to see YOU in a new movie…” It’s the YOU part I’m worried about. Sure, I know you’re in the movie- I’ve seen the trailers and heard about the apparition, but I’ve read the book and….Edward disappears. For a long time. I’m pretty excited to see if Kristen can top her stuttering & blinking numbers from Twilight, and I’m definitely excited to see how many different colors of jorts the wolfpack will be wearing, but all-in-all, I’m excited for New Moon to see you. Just like I loved the Twilight saga books because of Edward. So since I am a good blogger and think about all our readers, I’ve decided to compile a list of things that we can do while you are gone from the movie.

What to do while Rob’s not on screen in New Moon:

• Pray for the wolves to get heart worm and have to be put down thus necessitating the Vampires to come back early and save the film from becoming Marley and Me 2

• Utilize those refills on the large popcorn and diet coke you bought at 73oPM while waiting in line to go into the theater. Make BFF’s with the popcorn dude so when you come out for your 57th refill he feels bad for you and gives you a free package of sour patch kids

• Bring your fanfic folder with a print out of the epilogue of The Office. The wolfpacks’ jorts ripping when they phase should sub in nicely for the panty ripping sound effects courtesy of the Beautiful Bastard

• Count how many times Bella blinks or stutters

• Fill out the Land of Dreamer’s questionnaire and start on your first challenge: Figuring out which song of Bobby Long’s would fit in each scene of New Moon

• Figure out what the lyrics are to “Let me Sign”

• Write a 1 shot Fan Fiction involving a wolf

• Design a pair of Pattinson Pants with all New Moon pictures

• Pen a hate letter to Stephenie Meyer for leaving Edward out for the majority of the book

• Whisper “When is Edward coming back?” to your neighbor every 5 minutes

• Whip out your iphone and put on your headphones and watch Twilight until Edward comes back

• Count the number of differences between the movie and book and each time you spot one yell “That’s not supposed to happen” out loud.

• Just like when your mom used to tell you to “Count sheep” to help you fall asleep, close your eyes and count the number of wolves you see while Edward is gone

• Every time Taylor comes on to the screen yell, “Who does he think he is?”

• Hand-sketch Rob in many different colored pairs of jorts

Following these suggestions will be sure to pass the time while you’re off-screen. The best thing about this list is that it really can be applied to any situation to help keep you occupied. So next time you reunite with Kristen and she starts to tell you a story, just whip out the list and start checking things off. Before you know it she’ll be done with her story and you can move on to more interesting topics (like deciding what photo-shoot outfit you recently stole will be the most comfortable for Thanksgiving dinner- hint since you’re a t-giving newbie: choose the one that has pants with an elastic waist)

Can’t wait to see you on the big screen (and can’t wait to count wolves when you’re missing from it),
UnintendedChoice

We’re all over the place: The Forum, LTT, The Twitter
Don’t miss the bet Moon & I make over on LTT

*try not to hate me too much for this letter*

Super sneaky picture of the riff raff room

Dear Rob,

Now that I’ve seen you in person FIVE times, I can safely say that seeing you yesterday at the Ellen DeGeneres Show was probably my favorite. But why? I thought back on these five special occasions and here’s what I’ve come up with…

01. Comic Con 09 – Sharing you with about 8 gagillion other crazy twihards ain’t really my style and you were way too far away for my liking

02. Hotel Cafe-gate – I’m pretty sure any time I see you with the mullet will be one of my least favorites but it was definitely the closest I’ve ever been to you but also the most weird and most drama filled. NO THANKS!

03. TwiTour, Hollywood & Highland – Bands, goths, gay teen boys with bedazzled shirts, you and the rest of the holy trinity introducing your fellow cast, yea this is pretty high up there!

04. New Moon World Premiere – You were a blur of hair, fine tailoring, blood curdling screams and lost german tourists but you were in a SUIT and that always floats my boat

stairway to heaven

05. Ellen DeGeneres Show 09 – There was just something about you… maybe it was seeing Dick and Clare (looking so fabulous, seriously, Clare shut it down!) and your sisters and people who looked to be some kind of aunts and uncles whom we now refer to as The Duke and Duchess of South Barnes. Or maybe it was the flannel that looked to be semi new that we had never seen you in before. Or maybe it was just Ellen’s jovial nature or the fact she pulled out the Zygote pictures or maybe cause she didn’t ask you about KStew and we didn’t care. Or just maybe it was because at the end of your segment You and Ellen came back to the riff-raff room (aka over flow room backstage) where we were banished and UC, lilcrazycow and I held hands (yup, we did) and gazed upon what I can only call “your glow-y-ness” as you really looked at people in the room, making eye contact (yes, with us!) and appearing really appreciative before you were whisked away to fly off on the never ending New Moon Press tour. But I really think it was probably a little of all the above that made it such a great moment.

Let’s do it again, shall we?
Themoonisdown

PS I hear people are starting an “I hate Moon” fanclub Do you want to join Rob, I’ve already applied to be the President, you can be my VP

I’m pretty sure I’ll get mad hate for reminding everyone how many times I’ve seen you, but what can a Moon do? We gotta take these chances when we get them so at least there are a couple semi sane people in the audience to report back! Won’t you still love us? Also don’t forget to set your DVR’s for the Ellen show THIS FRIDAY and just maybe (dear god i hope not) you’ll see us fangirl out like a couple 12 yr olds.

Talk Rob in The Forum
UC writes about something Twilight related while she recovers from seeing Rob two days in a row LTT

 

Dear Rob, I went to your movie premiere, and all I saw was..... well, you

Dear Rob,

I’ll never forget where I was. It was 7:04pm on a Monday night in front of a California Pizza Kitchen. The noise was deafening. The crowd rushed forward, almost smushing Moon’s short cousin LilCrazyCow, as a tall, dark and handsome shadow walked towards us. Moon said, “Look there. Look. Look! There he is!” And I didn’t know what she mean. Well, I knew who she meant, but I couldn’t see- I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at from the mass of men in suits, black limos & towncars and bright, flashing lights. So I pretended that I saw you. But I didn’t. It was like that episode of Friends when Rachel can’t see her baby in the ultrasound but pretends she does. Or like every “Where’s Waldo” book I read as a child growing up. You were the baby in utero and you were Waldo, except you didn’t look like the shape of a peanut, and you weren’t wearing a red & white striped shirt. So I couldn’t find you.

But then… the crowd parted, the noise disappeared and one light shined brighter than any other onto one of the tall, dark handsome shadows… and there you were. In all your Robert Pattinson see-me-with-a-beard-and-dressed-adorkably- mismatched-one-day-then-shock-you-with-a-slight-shave-and-hair-trim-in-a-suit-that-only-I-could-pull-off glory. It was epic. I’m not sure anyone’s virginity loss was more amazing than mine was at that very moment. I popped my “see Robert Pattinson in person” cherry right there on a street corner in front of the CPK next to those Germans who couldn’t understand why anyone would get dressed up to watch movie stars, yet stayed for the entire premiere, and in front of that paparazzi on a step ladder whose junk was in my face every time I turned to Moon to say, “OMG I think I see Buttcrack Santa!” And in that moment, that blessed moment when I spotted the “peanut” and noticed the “red & white stripes” that were camouflaging you, I stupidly attempted to take pictures. But then I said to myself, “UC- this moment is EPIC! That’s Robert Pattinson. Currently on your camera screen that’s a blurry blog in the slight shape of Robert Pattinson. Look at the REAL THING. Download the digital thing when you get home.” So I put down the camera, and looked….like I really looked. And I realized you’re real!

Yes, after almost a year of writing to you daily, I didn’t realize you were a real person. Moon has seen you four times now and yet that made no difference to me. You were Rob- a guy I wrote to. A guy in a movie that blew. A really, really hot guy. A guy that made awkward jokes and took amazing pictures. Just a guy- on my TV; on the movie screen; on my computer; on at least 400 of the 1825 pages of fanfic I have shoved under my bed.* But seeing you tonight? It made you real. You exist. You’re not just a figment of my imagination.

I rushed home after the event (aka HOURS later after dinner, after taking pictures of everyone as they left the theater to go to the party, after swapping stories with our friends on the street and after a 5 time loop around attempt at stalking the after-party) to see the close-up shots taken by photographers who have the ability to capture more than just a Robert Pattinson shaped blurry blob. Here are some of my favorites after the jump:

You're BACK! Feel free to bring your boyfriend "Steve" if you want

Dear Rob,

Listen, we’re here, you’re here… let’s make this happen!

UC has been awake for 22 hours, we’ve been out to visit the line of fans in Westwood, we’ve eaten both chicken AND waffles, and we’ve unknowingly tailed Cameron Bright and Kiowa Gordan in Kiowa’s mom’s car, the least you can do while we’re all here in LA is show your face. How about you just happen to meet us for lunch at an In-N-Out of your choice,  and if feeling adventurous wanna meet us for korean tacos at the Kogi truck? You name it, we’re there… Oh and while we wait for your call how about some eye candy for the rest of us?

Um maybe when we meet please try to refrain from any bodily fluids or excrement discussion? I like you and all but that just might be TMI

You don’t know how much it warms my heart to see Beardward back in action. Feel free to keep the scruff for our meeting

Laugh it up pal, but if you see a black coupe following you, just know we got the message and we’re meeting you in that parking lot next to the In-N-Out. You supply the double-doubles we’ll supply the sexy. Believe.

The boys are back in town!
Themoonisdown

PS stay turned as we aim to bring you all the greatest from New Moon mania in Hollywood this week and forgive any short posts! Oh and seriously DON’T miss LTT today! TRUST.

Can you believe premiere week is FINALLY here?! We’ve about to burst out of our skin. We’ve met some of the LTT/LTR ladies and tons of folks from the fandom. What should we all do together? Any ideas? Where should we take Rob after we’re rob-napped him in a rapist van?

Celebrate in The Forum
Enjoy a dramatic reading at  LTT

the pretty pretty pictures from Robsessed. We wish you were here to enjoy the crazy with us!

Dear Rob, day after day, week after week for ALMOST an entire year now, we have written about you, talked about you and read letters our readers wrote TO you! We’re jealous. Where’s the love for us- the actual girls reading & writing day after day, week after week? So when we got a letter for US this week, we couldn’t help but want to post it (even though it does mention you a bit). So deal with it this Sunday, ok? I’ll see you tomorrow. Love, UC

Chick Flick? Nooooo

Confession: How I developed an acute fondness for all things ROB

Dear UC & Moon,

Just sitting around a couple of months ago, feeling sorry for myself cuz I just got laid off, my son came home from college for the weekend and promptly assumed his usual horizontal position on the couch and began reading a book. To my extreme surprise it was not a textbook but a regular work of fiction that he said his girlfriend was making him read. Making him read? I haven’t been able to make him do anything since he was a baby and I could physically move him from one place to another.

As the weekend was coming to an end he plopped the book on my coffee table and declared “That was really good. Definitely a chick book but still a real page turner”.

I had a little extra time on my hands, being unemployed and all, so I borrowed the book telling him I would return it to his girlfriend the next week. I sat down that very evening after he left and began….it was like an alcoholic who takes their first drink or a teenager who smokes their first cigarette or and meth head who…you know what I mean. I woke up the next morning, still fully dressed in my big chair with drool on my cheek and the book across my boobs. What the f&%$#k?

I got up, put on a pot of coffee and returned to my big chair to finish the book. Exactly 10 seconds after I read the last page I called my son and sweetly asked, “WHAT THE HELL? IS THERE ANOTHER FRICKING BOOK? THIS CAN’T BE ALL”.

“Mom”, he said in a calm but condescending voice, “There are 4 books, you read the second one”. He then explained through his laughter that I should rent the movie for the first one. He could not possibly fathom why anyone would want to read a book instead of just watching the movie. So, I did as I was told and trotted my happy ass to the local Blockbuster and rented Twilight, watched it, oh……I’d say 6 times. Huummmppppp…..it was ok I guess but who the hell is this kid playing Edward Cullen? “Too young…too young…too young”, come on say it with me!

Over the course of the next 2 weeks I had purchased all 4 books plus the DVD of Twilight. I read each book too many times to count and then of course the DVD played on my decrepit player each and every night. I noticed the magazine section at the grocery store and saw his face staring at me, calling my name, and I am positive he winked at me.

OK…that is when I really started to get worried. He’s 4 years older than my son for god sake! I couldn’t stop. I began surfing the net for hours at a time, finding robsessedpattinson.com. It was sent from Heaven just for me. Something was really not right with my head, what was wrong with me? Bathing and eating were an after- thought. That’s normal, right? I decided that maybe I was depressed stemming from the unemployment thing. I have never been a depressed person though and believe me I have had my reasons to be. I definitely needed to make a doctor’s appointment and get on some of those happy pills I’ve heard so much about.

UC & Moon: Better than Rob

But then, just in time, I found LETTERS TO ROB. You ladies saved my life and a $20.00 co-pay. Oh my God, there are others. I read the letters, the comments, everything from you and your brilliant family of ROB lovers. The wrist-holding post this week was particularly great (wrist holding) and I guffawed my loudest most un-ladylike laugh. The dog jumped 4 feet in the air and stared at me as if I had lost my mind. The great thing is though because of you, I know I have not. Thank you-thank you-thank you! You are geniuses.

I imagine the progression into the wonderful world of all things ROB was a similar progression for many of us. Yes, I get to be an us. Please keep up the great work.

With love and adoration,

Steamy Sparkle

After the jump, it’s business time

Dear Rob,

It’s the day before tons of LTR/LTT girls and about a billion Twilight fans begin descending upon my fair city of Los Angeles and I’ve got about 8 gabillion things to do but I just can’t shake the thoughts of you in Remember Me Thursday night, so I just thought I’d go old fashioned and give the gals (and me) what we really want… some unabashed, brazenly hot, totally unshared, smokin’ hot videos of YOU! I’m sure you understand, sometimes you just wanna cut the crap and get right to there point. And today’s one of those days…

Rob, Ray Bans and Muddy Waters go together like peanut butter and jelly, like rama-lama-ding-dong-ke-dinga-de-dinga-dong, like the father the son and the holy ghost, like… well you get it.

*thud* the girls at the LIM community always bring their A game

You know what happens when you do a bad, bad thing, right?

Ok that’s all I can take this morning… back to your regularly scheduled Saturday… if you can make it

Happy Saturday!
Moon

What’s your favorite HOT Rob video?

Go cool off in The Forum
UC brings the Saturday fun times at LTT

*I’m anti-spoilers so if you want to be a Remember Me virgin in 2010 then go read LTT or an old LTR post today cause while I WILL NOT give it away, I’ll mention some stuff that you may not want to hear. So come back another day if you don’t want spoilers, trust me I TOTES understand!*

Dear Rob,

Warn a girl next time she goes to see one of your movies and THAT happens!! And by “that” I mean about 800 things! For serious. Holy crap! If you’ve read the script than you know I’m referring to a couple things but mostly the ending. Can’t say I ever saw that one coming! There were a few obvious hints towards it but when a certain date showed up and the audience collectively gasped you could say I was shocked to say the least. I said out loud “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”

So Remember when I said I had no clue what Remember Me was about? Well funny thing is after watching it we had to fill out a questionnaire and they asked us to summarize the movie and I really couldn’t tell you a simple one sentence answer. It was about a bunch of things but oh so good! Here are the highs and lows of those bunches of things…

(LAST CHANCE SPOILER ALERT!)

Highlights-

• Sitting behind Summit distribution dudes and Alexandra Patsavas and ladies from her Chop Shop crew (yes, I’m a nerd who knows what she looks like)

It's not about a Zombie eating brains!

• The spaghetti/shower scene. Yea, trust me in 2010 you’ll be saying MOON the spaghetti/shower scene was redonkulous, you were SO right about that one!

• Big Brother Rob is pretty much to die for. The girl who plays his sister Caroline is a star waiting to happen

• I said it on Twitter and I’ll say it again: “holy sex sceneS batman.” Um, wow. I think the men in the audience probably felt uncomfortable (or turned on) by the group moans and sighs all the women let out. I’ve also never been more glad Twilight doesn’t have sex scenes. THANK YOU JESUS you know my heart couldn’t handle that

• Rob and his friends banter has some really great one liners and funny moments

• Random American Pie/Chris Weitz shout out in the middle of the movie. I seriously said “CHRIS WEITZ!” outloud. I am whipped for him, after all

Yup, still hot

Yea, the fight scene was even hotter (in that weird, totally wrong way) than it was in that paparazzi video all those months ago

• Rob gets an Executive Producer credit on the movie. He has good people working for him!

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